can a human and an ape mate?

[juggalo420]

can a human and an ape mate and produce a hybrid? i know lions and tigers can, cats and rabbits can, and horses and zebras can. so any1 know?

[XTC]

They cannot. Trust me. It's a myth.

[juggalo420]

^thanks for the heads up, i wont fuck my ape, i guess i could just eat it then.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Get it high?



Shit yeah!

[ermitonto]

Well, you could fuck your ape, but it won't produce a child. We are too genetically different from them. However, the idea that humans may have been able to interbreed with Neanderthals is still being debated. Some people even hypothesize that the gene in some European populations that causes red hair and freckles may have had its origin in interbreeding with Neanderthals. But of course we can never know for sure if human/Neanderthal hybrids were possible since all Neanderthals are dead. But I promise if I ever build a time machine I'll figure it out for you.

[smokejaguar]

They have disproved any connection between Neanderthal and Homo Sapiens.Crossing a horses and an Ass will produce a Mule(sterile).All crosses of this type can not reproduce.As for crossing a cat and a rabbit.Hahahahaah.-usdi Agaluga

[Lulu]

Some people even hypothesize that the gene in some European populations that causes red hair and freckles may have had its origin in interbreeding with Neanderthals.
I dare ya to stand up in my local and say that out loud hahahaha :D

[ermitonto]

Actually, not all mules are sterile. Just the vast majority.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/2290491.stm

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Lulu, i'd stand up in your local and say that, hell i'd stand up in my own and say it (if i was bought a few pints for it).. where is your local anyway? lol:D

[ermitonto]

I dare ya to stand up in my local and say that out loud hahahaha :D
Hey, I'm Irish too ;) And there's nothing wrong with being part-Neanderthal. In fact they had larger brains than modern humans.

[NowhereMan]

can a human and an ape mate and produce a hybrid? i know lions and tigers can, cats and rabbits can, and horses and zebras can. so any1 know?
experimenting agian??

im sure they pay ya if ya tape it.

i wouldn't want to see the result
then agian maybe i have,and dont know it.

[Oli]

That is possibly the most stupid question I have ever heard.

[poorman3]

you don`t fuck an ape! it fucks you! IMO.

[koshea]

nah aids started from ritual eating of chimpanzee brains by a tribe called the nawazili i think in africa, i probaly spelt it wrong thou

[rastabill89]

lmao hahaha half ape half human

[GHoSToKeR]

can a human and an ape mate?
Sure they can.

[rajking86]

What the fuck is going on here............wow

[koshea]

ghost i took those pics with you in confidence :(

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

Yes , go fuck those apes, they are a waitin!

[koshea]

crap...

[duppy man]

^thanks for the heads up, i wont fuck my ape, i guess i could just eat it then. yes im sure they can i've seen some of the results god ugly bastards i'll bet most brits have seen them ;)

[rastabill89]

duppy are u a rasta

[ermitonto]

That is possibly the most stupid question I have ever heard.
I don't know if it was that stupid. I mean, anybody could be lead to believe that human-ape hybrids exist if they looked at that thing in the White House.

[duppy man]

I dabbled with Rastafarian back in the 70s and 80s but could not stick to the confines of the Rastas sad but true i am weak......there you have it...removed my locks and became jo public sorry man, i still admire the principles and the teachings I still only smoke weed...

[GHoSToKeR]

crap

LOL I love the way threads degenerate so quickly like this.. usually it's my fault, that's why I love it. :)

[stoner spirit]

Go to your local zoo and find out.

[jacquelyne]

This is not bullshit its true.A while ago maybe like 5-8 yrs not sure they implanted a female gorilla with a human males sperm a baby was born i swear to god.

[jacquelyne]

It died like soon after birth and looked human but was hairy was on the news i remember it freaking me out anyways im gonna try find something on it to proove what i seen.

[onwardthroughthefog]

can a human and an ape mate and produce a hybrid? i know lions and tigers can, cats and rabbits can, and horses and zebras can. so any1 know?

Yes, it's happened already. I tried to attach a link to it on this reply.....I'm not sure if I did it correctly or not. Hope you can see it. It's considered to be the "missing link" between human and ape.

Onward

[NextGen]

How's the progress coming you apefucker.

[looseends]

honeys...if a 17 year old boy can rape a dog, anything's possible.

[mynameismike0]

i.... wanna fuck a dog in the ass. wanna fuck a dog in the ass. wanna fuck a dog!

~blink-182 "fuck a dog"

[peacenotprofit]

shure humans and apes can mate, there offspring would probilly be a half retarded really furry baby.

[onwardthroughthefog]

shure humans and apes can mate, there offspring would probilly be a half retarded really furry baby.

And most likely be elected president and take the good ol' US of A into a war based on lies........no, wait....that's already been done.

Never mind :rolleyes:

[Toffee]

thats how AIDS happened, a man fucked a monkey and got AIDS, before that there was no such disease... or so i've been told.

yeah just a few hours ago we were dicussing that
anyway... youre right! :o

[Nullific]

Not really.
http://www.avert.org/origins.htm

[muncheemama]

honeys...if a 17 year old boy can rape a dog, anything's possible.
wtf! who did that....ewww
I had a boyfriend once...he had to be the hairiest 16 year old I have ever seen...went all the way to his back. no children ever came from that ape.

[OR Freebird]

Yes. But hippos are much sexier.

[Lily420]

wtf??? why would sumone fuck an ape....surely if your that desprite i'de gladly introduce you to my friends...they look better than apes I promise...Yukie!!!! :p

[mrdevious]

The thing about Cats and Rabbits breeding is a myth too. they are very genetically similar, and through advanced, controlled cloning techniques, a hybrid could theoretically be created. however, the two having a fuck will not produce a baby.

[OR Freebird]

A horse and a Donkey can do it ... not that I care.

[Hektik]

lol. classick thread. I say..... FUCK THE APE.!!!

[Lily420]

And I say, SAVE THE APES!!!!!!!! :p

[smokejaguar]

What a bunch of idiots.

[OR Freebird]

What do you get when you cross an ape with a stoner?

Our President ....

Funny pic onwardthroughthefog, thanks for the inspiration for that joke.

[muncheemama]

I knew that monkey looked like someone.....couldnt put my finger on it. Thats great

[onwardthroughthefog]

I knew that monkey looked like someone.....couldnt put my finger on it. Thats great

All that was missing from the photo was a coke spoon up his nose and his fingers crossed behind his back to protect him from all his lies. Do you notice how he leans forward and grins when he's lying most obviously? It's like he's taunting the whole world........."you stupid fucks put me here, now deal with it!!!"

Crawford, Texas called.......they want their idiot back. :rolleyes:

[peacenotprofit]

The thing about Cats and Rabbits breeding is a myth too. they are very genetically similar, and through advanced, controlled cloning techniques, a hybrid could theoretically be created. however, the two having a fuck will not produce a baby.

i disagree, my friend has a pet called a "CABIT" haha and he says it was from a cat and rabit mix. it realy looks like it is one too, exept with alittle more cat than rabit....could be rong. :o :rolleyes:

[purp420]

see someone goes n tries to be smart n now its a philosiphy board prett y ripped btw