drunken MOM!

[Soleman]

HEY!!

First off i know i should not be posting this on this website because it is demuralizing to her but hey i think its HILAIROUS and i was bored..

SO here it goes
I was tlkaing on the ocmputer to noobie about some middies i had and i heard my parents walk in.. its about 12 so its not too late so i went out to see if they rbought me home a doggie bag form the bar.. lol upon walking out i see my mothe ron the floor not moving (semi moving) an dmy dad stumbling t yriong to hel[p her up! haha i tried helping her up but my dad shoooed me away.. he wnet o park the car in garage and i came and got my camera to take the pictuee ahhaha takea look! i think its soo hilarious.. the bar they went to must of been bumping HAHHAHA

comments? lol

Jt!

[EverydayJunglist]

godamn that is unexplainabley hilarious-from what i can see she looks sort of hot...oh yeaaaah! j/k sorry man.....thanks for the laugh

[Soleman]

she is a pretty lady! i respect ehr for everythign she does but this is jsut hilarious..

hey if u want drive to pa and come meet her haah her husband is 6 foot not as big as mee but if she digs ya.. i can call u daddy =) LOL! :D

[nobiee420]

I was thinking the same thing MILF right LOL hehehehehe j/k Soleman lol this is some funny shit his mom is gonna whoop his ass if she new lol

[BalliN]

lol ya what jungalist said.

[Soleman]

hahaha another note .. not to be mean or putting nething on the open ahah
BUT one day i was on HER computer and went hroug history found she wa son adult friend finder ahah ahs pic sup n shit LOL! i mean i shoudltn be tellign neone but it adds to the milf aspect haha ... lol hahaim terrible and am goign to hell!

[nobiee420]

OMG sole is this like make fun of mom night or what!

[rastabill89]

lmao hahahahahaha thats funking hilarious

[rastabill89]

show your mom this post in the morning :p

[Soleman]

hahah i guesss sooo.. ive seen her durnk but never this durnk .. so hilarious u have to be here to believe how durnk someone can be.. she cant talk nor lift her head up ahah but we got her into bed and shes resting peacefuly! nice hangover in the morn i bet

[Soleman]

show your mom this post in the morning :p

SHE WOULD KILLLLL ME!! NO DOUBT IN MY MIND!! :confused:

[Creeper]

LOl...can we say shmammered?

[EverydayJunglist]

wow this thread is spectacular.....well ya know what they say,get em while they're down

[EverydayJunglist]

ok,i apologize in advance for that last comment.....sorry soleman...better hope your mah dont check your comp :)

[rastabill89]

lmao hahaha im just playin

[Soleman]

ok,i apologize in advance for that last comment.....sorry soleman...better hope your mah dont check your comp :)


no need to appologize haha its hialriois ! and she is a pretty lady thank you ! =) i take afeter her. im a good lookin guy hahaha

[EverydayJunglist]

im a good lookin guy

we have something in common then :)

[OreO]

haha your funny :D

[PartypokerPlayer]

it is funny i get your point but i bet shed be pissed if she knew you posted that.....definatley a MILF tho...good call PEACE

[rastabill89]

lmao hahaha i shit my pants and all i got was this lousy T-shirt hahaha

[daZenfmeister]

lol sole get her to sign something that says she owes you $6,000.00 then next time ya see a good lookin car whoop it out and tell your mom to go and buy it.

[Oli]

Are you a Pepsi fiend or something? 'Cos that's a lot of pepsi right there.

[slipknotpsycho]

three things....one i have that same tile in one of the rooms in my house, two that is a shitload of pepsi enought o last me a week at most, three GOD FUCKING DAMN WAS IT FREE TEQUILA NIGHT AT THE BAR OR SOMETHING?!

[Lulu]

If you were my son.......I'd kick your arse :eek:

[DonnieDarko]

It all comes down to the simple fact that we're all people, and no matter how old we are, or what role we play, we all make mistakes and have embarrassing moments in life.

I don't think you should have posted the picture as you probably wouldn't like her to post pictures of some of your embarassing moments. It does illustrate the fact that while your parents are playing a important role, they are people no different than anybody else.

[mytm]

I quit drinking five years ago tell her smoking weed is much better and give her a joint.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

it isn't unfair on his mom to post pics of her, maybe if people she knew came to these boards then it would be embarassing, but as no one knows her.... then it's all good (MILF) j/k lol, but as long as she had fun, it's cool:)

[GHoSToKeR]

Not cool, man. Not cool.

[Soleman]

first off haha yeah my mom goes to our grocery store every thursday so that pepsi has to last us a week and i usually dont drink pop she takes it to work with her

and damn i tried to post it to have a good time and people are cutting on me lol oh well she dosent know about it and never will and NONE of you know who i am or exactly where i live... ijsut found it some humor did not meant to make neone upset haah shes my mom and i love her =) i dont care what she does haha but i jsu thtought it was funny END

[looseends]

i hope you one day become a parent. do you know that everything you do will come back at you? ;D

[TasteTheRainbow]

i hope you one day become a parent. do you know that everything you do will come back at you? ;D


That's what I really find funny. ;) His kids will definitely get him back one day. LOL :p If it were my mom, I'd show her the pic as a joke, then erase it. Definitely don't tell her you posted it on some random message board!

[robert42]

wow this thread is spectacular.....well ya know what they say,get em while they're down

lmao

Your quality m8 love all ya posts fukin hilarious

[spinner]

I just wallpapered it, ahahahahah

[EverydayJunglist]

lmao

Your quality m8 love all ya posts fukin hilarious

thanks robert...your quite a funny guy yourself

p.s spinner your avi is awesome!

[ezjim]

this is the kinda thing that is gonna come back and bite you in the ass when you pass out in front of your kids one day but it's nice to know im not the only parent that has never made from the car to the bedroom after being out drinking all night at least she made it through the door trust me waking up on the lawn with a hangover while half the neighnorhood pointing and laughing at you is no way to start the day

[dark0ne]

i can home last summer SMASHED from a morbid angle concert. I fell down, my mom snaped a pic of me, then showed it to her freind and her freinds HOT niece. For weeks i was getting e-mail from people laughing at me. I don't care, i know i was drunk, and can laugh at myself. so the next time my mom was drunk she was dancing in the kitchen to cameo "word up". i grab my camra and caught her. (my mom dances like elaine from sienfeld) so i sent THAT to her friend and her niece. HAHAHAHA. i love t shirt hell. :cool:

[Mello.as.Hello]

nobiee420 stole my avatar!!! AUGH!!

[Soleman]

hahah yeah and i had that avatar once to then i changed it!

and yes i porbbaly will have this come back to me but hey i showed her the pciture this morning and she said u lik son of a bitch and iw as like i know mom i cam eout of you haha she laughed and i have her a hug!! see no harm done jsut a lil laugh to all of my friends ahhaah.. peace

[spinner]

Cool Mom, thanks EJ!

[daZenfmeister]

heh your mom is just like mine, neways good to see you could both just laugh it off.

[naturalmystic]

I wanna see some boobs!

[duppy man]

your ass is hers man god if that had been my Mo I would have been history I hope yours has a sense of humor ..........ps well done that man. one up for the kids

[tylerkane]

MILF!
lol, that must of been pretty surreal, unless it usually happens