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SmokeyPotter
06-25-2005, 08:05 AM
This night turned out to be extremely bad for me, so I hope you all will bear with me while I vent a bit...
So the night starts good enough, my buddy Stew and I were hanging out with some girls over at their apartment and things are going really well, everybody is having a great time. Eventually Stew and I head back to my place but on the way notice a campus security guard and some dude walking in our direction, so we dip into my apartment in hopes of avoiding trouble. We aren't so lucky. Seconds later we are greeted to the sounds to knocking at our door. Apparently campus security had picked up this guy, whom I do not know, and brought him back to my place because this guy, who was underage and intoxicated, said he was staying with my roommate. the officer asked Stew and I if we had been drinking to which we truthfully replied, "yes, we've had four or five beers". The officer then proceeds takes me with him while he searches the place. Long story short, he finds my bong and confiscates it. Stew and I narrowly avoid any fines or arrests because we were straight-up with this guy. But what it comes down to is that my bong, Bongtius Pilate, my friend whom I've shared countless good times with is now gone. Gone forever because some dumbfuck decided to lead the law back to my place. I know I have to move on but honestly, things will never be the same without Bongius. He was sacrificed to save my ass, and now he's gone with some fake-pig who's probably looking forward to smashing him all over the concrete later tonite. I just hope if there is a heaven, Bongtius will be there spreading joy to all.

RIP
BONGTIUS PILATE

sToNeDpEnGuIn420
06-25-2005, 08:23 AM
Dude thats sad, that should put a tear to any stoners eye. *tear*

Ausman
06-25-2005, 08:27 AM
dude i bet that fucking cop is smoking a bowl rigth now, fuck him and that dumbass guy

mono repin
06-25-2005, 08:33 AM
WTF!?!?!? who led him through your appartment. Cops can't just decide to search your place, unless you let them, or they have a warrent. I don't know if you can get your bong back, but it does seem like an illegal search. Sorry to hear about that though.

ermitonto
06-25-2005, 08:36 AM
That's quite the tragedy, but remember with every end comes a new beginning. Look forward to getting your new bong. I'm sure your memories with it will be just as cherished as those with Bongtius Pilate.

SmokeyPotter
06-25-2005, 08:36 AM
it's a private campus so by agreeing to live here we pretty much forfeit all of our rights. Dumb, yes I know... but this is first time i've been personally subjected to this bullshit.

mono repin
06-25-2005, 09:09 AM
What country are you in? You can't loose criminal rights just because you live somewhere that is hard on crime. Unless someone brought the cops through, or he had a warrent, or there were some extenuating circumstances (doesn't sound like there were) then he can't search your place, I don't care care if you live on a private campus, next to the police station, or anywhere... in the U.S. that is. Like I said, probobly won't get your bong back... but sure sounds like an illegal search to me.

Oli
06-25-2005, 12:51 PM
Break some legs.

ezjim
06-25-2005, 03:36 PM
you should find out where this rent a cop lives and once a day scatter a handful of roofing tacks at the end of his driveway till you are satisfied that he has spent at least a couple grand on new tires and if he comes back to your place again just take whatever change you have in your pocket and hand it to him then tell him heres your lunch money back lets just call it even or if he likes bongs so much collect all the used bong water from your friends and empty it on the seats of his car after he gets a whiff of that i bet he wont go near another bong for quite a while sorry for your loss dude but dont take this lying down

SmokeyPotter
06-25-2005, 03:44 PM
What country are you in? You can't loose criminal rights just because you live somewhere that is hard on crime. Unless someone brought the cops through, or he had a warrent, or there were some extenuating circumstances (doesn't sound like there were) then he can't search your place, I don't care care if you live on a private campus, next to the police station, or anywhere... in the U.S. that is. Like I said, probobly won't get your bong back... but sure sounds like an illegal search to me.

It wasn't the actual cops that searched the place, it was a campus "Life Safety" Officer. Since this is a private collage on private property, they can do whatever they want to you.

vicstar
06-25-2005, 03:48 PM
i had a sad story like that about my killer queen a.ka refresher
it wa spink and sparkly and massive and i had bought it off my mate and i stashed it ina bush and sadly when i returned the bush was no longer there and it was a wall hahah and sadly my bogn wasnt there i havnt seen it since and it has been hard to get over but eventually u will come to terms with it like i did buy a new and better one and it will be fine haha

mono repin
06-25-2005, 03:56 PM
It wasn't the actual cops that searched the place, it was a campus "Life Safety" Officer. Since this is a private collage on private property, they can do whatever they want to you.


... well that blows. Although since he's not a real cop, and just some asshole on a power trip, you could probobly get away with some revenge. Kind of a bullshit thing though... I really don't think they could ever press criminal charges seeing as how the rent-a-pig didn't use proper evidence finding procedures. So... you may be fucked with the school, and out a piece, but even if this were to keep occuring I don't see how they could press any kind of real legal charges. Although I could be very wrong.

... my buddy was getting kicked off campus for weed. He stored all his piss for 2 months in bottles in his room and unleased on cop cars administrative buildings etc on the last night at school. Just thought I would share.

mynameismike0
06-25-2005, 04:33 PM
yea usually when you sign the contract for the dorms theres a clause saying that campus security can enter your room at any time.

mono repin
06-25-2005, 04:40 PM
yea usually when you sign the contract for the dorms theres a clause saying that campus security can enter your room at any time.

... not in my dorm. The RA's can't even come in unless you let them... with the exception of "random searches" during fire drills to check for "fire compliance." Even then, they can't open anything, or move anything. All they can bust you for is whats laying around. Even then, the cops don't get involved. Thats whats so fishy about this.

Sounds like its time to find a new college !?!?!?! or at least an off campus appartment.

Best of luck to you, sounds like the current situation really blows.

NextGen
06-25-2005, 04:44 PM
Are you in st cloud smokey. if not n/m. sorry to hear about the bong man. I was going to mary here. sounds like you're a freshmen living on campus and shit. just guessing. g/l with new bong ;)

koshea
06-25-2005, 05:36 PM
lol what happend to your hair


j/k man

ScarlettCrush
06-25-2005, 09:14 PM
security gaurd=bullshit
why did you let him in? some dude who isn't staying there said he was, and couldn't get in, so that's a reason to search your place? I would be pissed off as hell for them leading some fool to my residence and leaving him in the vicinity, that's how bitches get robbed and beaten. Next time that shit happens don't comply, get mad.
you had every right to be.

Oli
06-25-2005, 09:34 PM
I've said it before and I'll say it again: BREAK SOME LEGS.
That is all.

Sentinel
06-25-2005, 10:37 PM
i feel for you man, i just got my bong marla the punisher jacked last night buy some native guy, and i truly feel your loss and know what you must be going through.

ScarlettCrush
06-26-2005, 01:44 AM
and since I didn't earlier...let me sympathize. I lost a bong that was near and dear to my heart, my first. She was beautiful and had done me right over and over again. I miss her. RIP. bubbles

I know how you feel neighbor, it is the loss of a loved one.

Hektik
06-26-2005, 06:32 AM
*tear*. I just got a new bong, i hope nothing happens to it. I'd be pissed str8 up ! i'd go to jail before i'd let my bong or my special glass piece go

SmokeyPotter
06-26-2005, 10:27 PM
Are you in st cloud smokey. if not n/m. sorry to hear about the bong man. I was going to mary here. sounds like you're a freshmen living on campus and shit. just guessing. g/l with new bong ;)

Yeah, I'm from Saint Cloud. Going to Saint Johns and staying here over the summer.

Kid Dynamite
06-26-2005, 10:31 PM
i had a sad story like that about my killer queen a.ka refresher
it wa spink and sparkly and massive and i had bought it off my mate and i stashed it ina bush and sadly when i returned the bush was no longer there and it was a wall hahah and sadly my bogn wasnt there i havnt seen it since and it has been hard to get over but eventually u will come to terms with it like i did buy a new and better one and it will be fine haha


come on now vicstar you know i dont speak spanish

Unregistered Felon
06-26-2005, 11:50 PM
It wasn't the actual cops that searched the place, it was a campus "Life Safety" Officer. Since this is a private collage on private property, they can do whatever they want to you.


Guess what freind? No rent a cop can search without your permission! Doesnt matter where or what you signed this is a federal law! You let your self get screwed. The ONLY thing a rent a cop can do is call the real police. Next time tell him to fuck off!

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w4terb0ng
06-26-2005, 11:59 PM
Sentinel...do you have something against Natives????? Just curious... seeing as how in your view, they're all 'crackheads and thieves'.

Sentinel
06-27-2005, 04:28 AM
naw ive got native friends just most of em are badly dangerous fuckers

vicstar
06-27-2005, 02:39 PM
come on now vicstar you know i dont speak spanish
yo why do u say come on vicstar i dont speak spanish what do u mean im well confused

Cacophony
06-27-2005, 02:47 PM
yo why do u say come on vicstar i dont speak spanish what do u mean im well confused

He means that your post was so grammatically incorrect, it might as well have been Spanish.

w4terb0ng
06-27-2005, 03:02 PM
Sentinel--

When you say "native"...who exactly are you talking about? Because all the Natives I've met were VERY good people. When I say Native....I am referring to Native Americans.

vicstar
06-27-2005, 03:12 PM
it wasnt that bad was it lol it looked alright when im on the computer i dont bother like writing all the grammar stuff just cant be arsed

NextGen
06-27-2005, 05:05 PM
Sentinel--

When you say "native"...who exactly are you talking about? Because all the Natives I've met were VERY good people. When I say Native....I am referring to Native Americans.

Have you been on a reservation before?

w4terb0ng
06-27-2005, 05:06 PM
yes sir

NextGen
06-27-2005, 05:08 PM
The suicide rate around here is crazy. the poverty and drinking/meth or is it all just a stereotype.

NextGen
06-27-2005, 05:15 PM
This night turned out to be extremely bad for me, so I hope you all will bear with me while I vent a bit...
So the night starts good enough, my buddy Stew and I were hanging out with some girls over at their apartment and things are going really well, everybody is having a great time. Eventually Stew and I head back to my place but on the way notice a campus security guard and some dude walking in our direction, so we dip into my apartment in hopes of avoiding trouble. We aren't so lucky. Seconds later we are greeted to the sounds to knocking at our door. Apparently campus security had picked up this guy, whom I do not know, and brought him back to my place because this guy, who was underage and intoxicated, said he was staying with my roommate. the officer asked Stew and I if we had been drinking to which we truthfully replied, "yes, we've had four or five beers". The officer then proceeds takes me with him while he searches the place. Long story short, he finds my bong and confiscates it. Stew and I narrowly avoid any fines or arrests because we were straight-up with this guy. But what it comes down to is that my bong, Bongtius Pilate, my friend whom I've shared countless good times with is now gone. Gone forever because some dumbfuck decided to lead the law back to my place. I know I have to move on but honestly, things will never be the same without Bongius. He was sacrificed to save my ass, and now he's gone with some fake-pig who's probably looking forward to smashing him all over the concrete later tonite. I just hope if there is a heaven, Bongtius will be there spreading joy to all.

RIP
BONGTIUS PILATE

srr for double post:

Did the university kick you off campus yet? :eek:

SmokeyPotter
06-27-2005, 06:44 PM
I'm not getting kicked off campus or any kind of formal punishment. He was there to bust the other guy, not me or stew. We were just in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Omun
06-28-2005, 04:51 AM
You should have not let a flashlight cop punk you like that, and I would have never signed a lease that took away my 4th amendment right. Its a sad story to hear though. Come down to St. Paul and we can smoke out of my steam roller if you provide the greenery :D

Unregistered Felon
06-28-2005, 05:09 AM
You should have not let a flashlight cop punk you like that, and I would have never signed a lease that took away my 4th amendment right. Its a sad story to hear though. Come down to St. Paul and we can smoke out of my steam roller if you provide the greenery :D


That's the irony of this, you can't sign away any of your rights for a lease, its illegal! If SmokeyPotter should be looking for a lawyer right now. He is sitting on a multimilloin dollar lawsuit.

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NextGen
06-28-2005, 05:15 AM
private unis have there own law. they can do pretty much what they want.

Unregistered Felon
06-28-2005, 05:18 AM
private unis have there own law. they can do pretty much what they want.


NOPE!

I know this from experience.

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