Fuckin scary experience

[Sentinel]

Yah so i was at my friends house tonight with some other guys and we go outside and find out we need to fight about 15 people, and there were 8 of us. So of course we end up getting into the fight and they all pull out fuckin knives even though they outnumber us. I guess we all came to our senses and booked it out of there but my buddy M got shanked on the side of his ribcage and is was bleeding like crazy. After this, we go back to my friends house and get some weed from this guy that came over. We smoked it all out of my bong then the dealer leaves. I look up like an hour later and my bong is freaking GONE! i think the fuckin guy jacked it on his way out. Then after this were all just sitting stoned with the killer munchies and my friend says (as a joke) "we should go rob the store" then he puts a bandana over his face and says he'll go in and grab 4 large bags of chips and book it out of there. So he decided he will actually do this so he goes to the store and stretches, then grabs 4 bags of chips and runs. Me and 3 other guys were standing in the open 200 yards away then we went back to my friends house. I leave and on my way home this crackhead fuckin indian pulls out a knife and threatens to stab me unless i go admit that i helped rob the store. So I have to go and say I was with them and give their names. I said I just met them and only knew their first names and gave them out. After this the crackhead rambled about how his billions of relatives are in jail cuz of robbing stores. Then miraculously he lets me go home. I though this was going to turn out worse with an accomplice to theft on my record but i got away. But what a scary/shitty evening!

[PrescriptionDrugs101]

Are anyone elses bull shit alarms ringing like crazy???

[Ausman]

Wait....wait....yea it is.

[ilovebecky]

yes

[mynameismike0]

one time right around halloween, my friend and i smoked a joint and got to the gas station to buy sodas and he tried to walk in with his halloween mask on and we were like shit dude take that off

[Sentinel]

why do you think its bullshit? cuz its really not

[Stedric]

Well it sounds a bit unlikely, but I believe you man. I think we've all had those at least one scary/fucked up experience. The kind that just feels surreal when its happening.

Ok, so keep in mind this all happened after I'd smoked a batch of some VERY good weed...so if the details are a bit sketchy its because I don't remember much about that night.

I went and smoked some pot with two good buddies of mine. One was being a dink at the time so I will refer to him as Dink. The other I will call Brad. We smoked the pot, and Dink friend starts freaking out. He told us he had to go to Rogers Video and buy an Xbox controller. This meant walking through a part of town we really hated (a lot of drunk rednecks--no offense torog--and speed freaks around). Dink friend finally nags and whines at us until we come with him. So we get there, and Dink friend starts to freak out AGAIN. Now he's saying "Wait guys, I can't go in there...I work there!". Instead of yelling at him for being a moron like most people would, I did what any socialist pot-smoking hippie would do...shrugged and smoked some pot.

Anyways the really freaky part involved us smoking pot behind the local high school. It was a shitty place but we really didn't want to stick around that part of town much longer. A few bowls go by and I'm real stoned. Suddenly I realize there's a weird noise I've been ignoring for a while. I realized it was motorcycles. Then about 15 (I'm not exaggerating) local rednecks on motorcycles started came out of nowhere and started to circle us. This went on for about 5 minutes, the whole time they were just staring at us. And I was FREAKING OUT because I literally had no where to run. Then all off the sudden one of them stopped...took off his helmet and said in a friendly voice "Hi!". I was stunned for a second, not really knowing what to do. I managed a weak "hi...?". The guy put on his helmet and drove away, and all the other guys followed him.

:confused: I was so friggin SURE I was going to die young that night. They just drove away without a word.

Sorry if that was long and non-sensical in away way, I'm really high.

[tylerkane]

stedric,
iheiHAEIaheiha
that was me

yeah, the storys bullshit..
he got shanked with a knife?
you mean STABBED?
shank is a prison term, when you use a manmade device
so he got stabbed in the ribs and you didnt bring him anywhere?
iHEIAheiaheiaeh
no

[Hydrizzle]

that seems a little funky.......

[ermitonto]

What the fuck are you doing getting into knife fights and robbing stores anyways? That's almost as stupid as not bringing your bleeding friend to the ER.

[tylerkane]

This seems like one of those bad movies about black kids in the ghetto.
keke
IHEiaheiahe
Never happened.
Please admit, you are a BASTARD.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

It sounds to me like you went outside your buddy's house, and immediately got into a fight, like right outside his house (need more details, like had you walked down the street a bit, then got into the fight or something?)
also, you said you NEED to fight... why would you need to fight 15 people? running is easier, if you know you can't win... but at least no one died (if it is true) :D

[NoosaHeads]

Well it sounds a bit unlikely, but I believe you man. I think we've all had those at least one scary/fucked up experience. The kind that just feels surreal when its happening.

Ok, so keep in mind this all happened after I'd smoked a batch of some VERY good weed...so if the details are a bit sketchy its because I don't remember much about that night.

I went and smoked some pot with two good buddies of mine. One was being a dink at the time so I will refer to him as Dink. The other I will call Brad. We smoked the pot, and Dink friend starts freaking out. He told us he had to go to Rogers Video and buy an Xbox controller. This meant walking through a part of town we really hated (a lot of drunk rednecks--no offense torog--and speed freaks around). Dink friend finally nags and whines at us until we come with him. So we get there, and Dink friend starts to freak out AGAIN. Now he's saying "Wait guys, I can't go in there...I work there!". Instead of yelling at him for being a moron like most people would, I did what any socialist pot-smoking hippie would do...shrugged and smoked some pot.

Anyways the really freaky part involved us smoking pot behind the local high school. It was a shitty place but we really didn't want to stick around that part of town much longer. A few bowls go by and I'm real stoned. Suddenly I realize there's a weird noise I've been ignoring for a while. I realized it was motorcycles. Then about 15 (I'm not exaggerating) local rednecks on motorcycles started came out of nowhere and started to circle us. This went on for about 5 minutes, the whole time they were just staring at us. And I was FREAKING OUT because I literally had no where to run. Then all off the sudden one of them stopped...took off his helmet and said in a friendly voice "Hi!". I was stunned for a second, not really knowing what to do. I managed a weak "hi...?". The guy put on his helmet and drove away, and all the other guys followed him.

:confused: I was so friggin SURE I was going to die young that night. They just drove away without a word.

Sorry if that was long and non-sensical in away way, I'm really high.



Thats a great story .:D.

[dokowitz4carbowski]

yeah, stedric's story is by far the better and least bull of the two im afraid. :)

[muncheemama]

why didnt you just shit on the guys with the knives, then jack off in front of the indian?

[daZenfmeister]

yeah stedric ive had lots of those weird ass experiances when im high, like when aa cop suddenly stops in a parking lot and just stares at you while you're high as fuck and it just starts freaking you out. Or like this one time when I was just chillin in the car tripping my ass off while my friend went into little ceasars and got some pizza, then this jehovahs witness who looked EXACTLY like matt damon starts walkin towards th car and points at me and says to his buddy what looked like "Thats the kids, *undistingushable* *garbled* devil!" That just freaked the shit outta me. But I was high and tripping on LSA that day...

[Looker]

Growing up in Queens New York I was in shit like that all the time...

Didnt help me in life at all though...

Didnt make me a better person...

Lots of fighting with Blacks ....I dunno I never really understood it....Black and White neighborhoods had become staggered, so we crossed each others paths alot...I was a closet liberal though amongst black haters...I went along sometimes cause your not supposed to go against your own people...but we werent always right...

I dunno something like that...

[Sentinel]

yah this happened last night and i was really stoned when i wrote it so i'll fill in some details. My friend got slashed, not stabbed with a knife across his ribs and was bleeding but we just covered it up with a towel, and we walked down the street from his house and all these guys were meeting us. The reason we fought them was cuz me and my friends are all cocky bastards that believe we can take lots of guys cuz were all pretty tough but not that tough. And muncheemama i only shit and cum on disgraceful shitheads i have no respect for like you:)

[somebody someone]

i hate it when that happens

[Nochowderforyou]

So you leave a house and there are 15 people, with knives waiting for you?
You rob stores?
And why would a crackhead care if you robbed a store?

Sounds like you're acting up big time. 15 people don't wait outside of a house with knives for no reason. You're robbing stores and crackheads are telling YOU to be a good boy even though they are the lowest end in society and don't care about anything unless it's their next crack fix? Sounds like you had it coming to me, or you are a good story teller.

The last thing I believe is a crackhead telling you to go back and be a goodboy for breaking the law. Ya fuckin right! You ever met a crackhead? There's only one thing on their mind, crack.

[rastabill89]

whats that i smell.....hmmm i think its bull shit

[Sentinel]

No we had talked to the 15 and were meeting them. And i dont think this guy was actually on crack, i just call all the poor fucked up natives in my area crackheads. And as he saw it he was trying to save me from going to jail and getting raped by his cousins by forcing me to confess at the store.

[rastabill89]

lmao hahahahaha first he was a crack head now hes your friend trying to save you so u dont get raped by his cousin

[Gothen]

Well, technically he never said he was his friend. He just said that the guy was some Native (but he says tha tall the poor fucked up Natives are crackheads, even though they might not be) thought that by getting Sentinel to confess at the store, he would keep Sentinel out of having to go to jail and get raped by the Native's cousins.

Does that make any sense right now? =)

[BalliN]

everyone is being so hard on sentinel lol..man lighten up u guys its a pot forum..

[w4terb0ng]

one time, at band camp...... (insert multiple lines of bullshit here)

not likely.

[cloudy]

see, that's what happens when you get high in the middle of a street in south central L.A.... man i wouldn't be walking around high in the middle of the night, at least take the bus or get a ride or something....

[Dick Justice]

one time, at band camp...... (insert multiple lines of bullshit here)

not likely.

That chick did things with a flute that I'd never even dreamed of!

[w4terb0ng]

hahaha... flutes... i want a chick that can do flute tricks
hey Dick...btw.. what's your name on the JSOTS guestbook?

[Unregistered Felon]

Hey Sentinel,
How's ninth grade? Think they'll let ya pass summer school?
Hope so dont want ya to be the biggest ninth grader there!

LOL LOL LOL
:eek:
:D

I smell B.S.

U F

[Sentinel]

i smell innocent fuckers who dont know shit about street life! some of you guys are dumb honestly, just cuz shit like that doesnt happen in your nice end of town doesnt mean it doesnt happen at all.

[tylerkane]

street life?
IEHAiehAIEhiHeiAHEiahe

Listen you stupid fucking punk.
Your full of shit.
Just tell us now that your lieing and it will eventually be dropped.
HARD THUGS IN CANADA?
How many people are murdered in Canada every year?
How many people in Canada even experience this "thug life" shit your talking about, EVER?
god damn.

[Sentinel]

hmm another ignorant silly american who thinks that nothing else goes on in the world outside their country, god DAMN thats surprising. Keep on living the nice life with no problems thinkin you know everything about the world, but you dont. So shut the fuck up and show some respect bitch

[Sentinel]

sorry all other americans that took offense just tired of thinking they are the only place in the world where bad shit goes down.

[BalliN]

god damn foreigners who think all americans think theyre better than everyone else.

[tylerkane]

just was looking at some statistics BUD.
btw, http://www.city.saskatoon.sk.ca/ , pretty nice town you live in.

i wish i knew everything about the world, cause if i did.. i wouldnt have to take 2 more years of history.
i dont give respect to complete fucking idiots. sorry.
wait.. iraq isnt inside the united states?
i seriously never knew that, really

[Sentinel]

Thats not the city i live in you fucking goof. I dont think americans think they are better than everyone, just certain fuckers like tylerkane. Think before you judge.

[OzzyOz]

yesterday i was at my house, and someone knocks on my door... i open up the door, and like woah! 20 disney cartoon characters are outside with guns and swords, so i did what any great warrior would have done. I banished them with my magical knob-stick back to the great saraha desert. After that, i ate 12 hotpockets... and i had the worst case of diarheaa ever since i went to jack in the box... and ordered the new chibbaca sandwich. This seriously happaned, after the crap... i bought some cocaine and shot myself. And needless to say, i'm still alive and i think i'm ready for another adventure
























you turd burgeler

[Sentinel]

hahaha thats actually kinda funny... but not

[Sentinel]

i guess we just arent on the same wavelength

[Unregistered Felon]

i smell innocent fuckers who dont know shit about street life! some of you guys are dumb honestly, just cuz shit like that doesnt happen in your nice end of town doesnt mean it doesnt happen at all.


Funny thing though I always thought Canada was full of nice people!
I guess they are full of something else!!

U F

[makor01]

i smell innocent fuckers who dont know shit about street life!!!!



ha FUCKING ha......yeah streetlife not taking your friend who was probably stabbed in the lung to the ER....guess you have to be a total douchebag to understand streetlife HAHAHA man that one has me laughing my ass off.

[BalliN]

wow canada muyst have some rough neighborhoods...to produce an outlaw like dis dude

bring yo ass to dayton mang

parkside nukkuh

[tylerkane]

whats your town then?
what does SK stand for?

From my huge knowledge, i know everything btw... about everything... canada is hella ghetto.

[Unregistered Felon]

whats your town then?
what does SK stand for?

From my huge knowledge, i know everything btw... about everything... canada is hella ghetto.


SK= Scared Kid

LOL
:eek:

Oh no the Canada bangers are gonna get me!!

:D
:p

U F

[never2high]

Another stoner moment ... add it to the book

[Lightitup44]

I'm believing the story. Any natives around here that look homeless and scary I call crackheads too. Besides saying "that poverty-stricken local who seems to have a fucked up life and no home" I would just say crackhead because the person he saw probably resembled what is best described as a crackhead.

Bust aside from calling someone I dont know a crackhead, I would most-likely call Sentinel a thug just from that crazy story.

I did like Stedrics better though, but I got a good story that happened to me tonight that ill make a thread out of.

-peace

[Sentinel]

ever been tp canada? probly not. my town is regina, sk is saskatchewan. A province if you know what that is. I guess i dont blame you guys for not believing me cuz after all this is the internet and i could be some preschool kid for all you know. But i dont really give a shit just dont ridicule me if you dont know anything. I bet you havent ever been to canada, let alone my town. So who the fuck are you to say shit about what my neighbourhood is like? And saying canada is hella ghetto is just like saying america is hella ghetto. Some parts are, some are not. And I do live in a pretty ghetto part of my town with stabbings and fires almost every day. Once again, my friend was not stabbed in the lung he was slashed in the side. Form opinions based on knowledge and personal experience, not what your friends tell you about canada being full of eskimos in igloos n shit.

[BalliN]

i feel u man, and i agree ppl were hatin at first for no reason..just hatin

there are poor ppl everywhere...

but america is cut-throat....you wouldnt believe how life is in ghettos here in america... shits crazy

[Unregistered Felon]

Twice the fun

Donna-Rae Munroe
Leader-Post

June 25, 2005


What do Fillmore, Humboldt, Lumsden, Sheho, and 17 other towns in Saskatchewan have in common?

They're all celebrating two centennials this year -- their own 100th birthdays, along with Saskatchewan's.

"I think we're nostalgic, sure we are," said Johanna Taylor, a member of Fillmore's centennial committee.

On June 10, Fillmore turned 100 years old, and Taylor said that's not the only thing getting up in age in the village.

"It was getting pretty ricketty and we wanted to preserve it," she said of the town's original hitching post, which used to stand infront of a livery stable in the village. A portion of the hitching post has been incorporated into a steel monument dedicated to the pioneers who settled Fillmore.

There are 13 people over the age of 90, said Taylor, who are recognized as pioneers and will receive scrolls in honour of their accomplishments.

Fillmore's three original buildings are getting up there in age as well. The pharmacy, the hotel, and the bank were all built between 1904 and 1906, said Taylor.

Humboldt will also be recognizing homesteads of 100 years in honour of the city's birthday June 30.

"We're very proud of these homesteads especially in this day in age when farming is getting harder," said Stacey Kwasney of Humboldt, who also said third or fourth generation family farms are becoming rare as they are sold off.

One homestead on display in Humboldt will be the Lemmerick farm started up in 1903, which has been up and running for four generations.

Lauren Rice is a fourth generation Lumsden resident, and her children are fifth generation.

"We're kind of big history buffs around here," said Rice.

"I remember the old fashioned general store, walking into the butchershop and he'd give you a slice of cheese off the barrel. It sounds weird, but I remember when there was no running water," she said, and added, "I'm only 43!"

Lumsden also has some original buildings and homes.

"There's some that date to the early times that are still standing and still in use today," said Bill King, resident and member of the Lumsden Historical Society.

"A number of them date back to 1902. Most are two or three stories and made with brick," he said.

The community of Sheho will be touring an old homestead built before the railroad went through the area.

"They thought a track would go by there," said Emil Sebulski, chair of Sheho's centennial committee, of the 10 to 12 room stone house, which was originally built to become a hotel when the railroad arrived. However, the tracks were laid farther away and the stone house in now vacant.

The other communities that have turned or are turning 100 this year are Riversdale, Kamsack, Antler, Canora, Craven, Neudorf, Hanley, Lipton, Tisdale, Dubuc, Tyvan, Stockholm, Dundurn, Kinistino, Carnduff and Vonda.

Communities celebrating are putting on a variety of activities.

In Fillmore from July 1 to 3, there will be fireworks, a dance, a car show, a parade, and more. Humboldt will host a CCA sanctioned rodeo, as well as a petting zoo, rides, agricultural displays, and other attractions from June 29 to July 1. For Lumsden, 100 years will be celebrated with the grand opening of a new library in the old firehall, a street market, bonfire, and a historical picture display on July 2 to 3. And Sheho will have a parade, pioneer tributes, a history book unveiling, and fireworks from July 8 to 10.

For more information on these and other centennial events, visit the Saskatchewan Centennial Web site at www.sask2005.ca.

Wow that was the front page dang what a harsh town man!!

I hope no one from Regina moves to my town I'd be scared!

LOL

U F

[Sentinel]

man youve got no clue do you... if it was you towns 100th bday wouldnt that be on the news? the media dont give a shit bout what goes on in the ghetto they just dont care so dont give me that shit

[Unregistered Felon]

Crime ALWAYS makes the front page first fool!

Seems like your town doesn't have any!

So much for ghetto?

:eek:

U F

[Sentinel]

so much for your a dink! You think if i get the shit beat out of me thats guna be on the front page!? You are a stupid motherfucker, just plain stupid. Stop posting before you embarass yourself further.

[Unregistered Felon]

so much for your a dink! You think if i get the shit beat out of me thats guna be on the front page!? You are a stupid motherfucker, just plain stupid. Stop posting before you embarass yourself further.

:eek:

LOL

U F

[BalliN]

http://dayton.areaconnect.com/crime1.htm


only for usa...but how does everyones town hold up to the DYT? lol

look at murders /100k ppl...thats the funny one..we're worse than oakland and shit lol

[BalliN]

and pretty much all of ohio has gotten worse...this data is 2002

[cloudy]

man what a war thread you got here senti well yeah i didnt know they got hoods in canada.

if they do then i know how it is cause i was born in oakland,cali (too much fuckin homocides), then moved to the tenderloin in san fran. then lived in compton, in L.A. yeah i seem to end up in the worst neighborhoods. so i experience and witness worse shit, life is always on the line....gotta watch yo back if you dont wana get killed, not mugged, jump or kidnapped, killed.

[makor01]

what a fucking joke.

[Stedric]

How about both parties in this argument help themselves to a nice warm cup of shut the fuck up, get high, and call it a day.

Peace love and understanding.

[robert42]

god it still stinks of bulls shit

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

god it still stinks of bulls shit


I thought it was me that smelt it... oh well!

[Ousted]

Yah so i was at my friends house tonight with some other guys and we go outside

Uh huh...


and find out we need to fight about 15 people, and there were 8 of us. So of course we end up getting into the fight and they all pull out fuckin knives even though they outnumber us.

Wow, thats somethin', go on...


I guess we all came to our senses and booked it out of there but my buddy M got shanked on the side of his ribcage and is was bleeding like crazy.

hopefully, if he's lucky, he'll get a cool scar...


After this, we go back to my friends house and get some weed from this guy that came over.

Wow, you scored weed from someone, you're really awesome...


We smoked it all out of my bong then the dealer leaves.

Oh, Im sure he didnt want to, you seem so fucking awesome, Im sure he would have preferred to stay and smoke with you and your fellow tough-guy friends. Its not often you come across gems.


I look up like an hour later and my bong is freaking GONE! i think the fuckin guy jacked it on his way out.

Well, he probably needs proof that he just smoked with the most awesome guy on earth. His friends would never believe him.


Then after this were all just sitting stoned with the killer munchies and my friend says (as a joke) "we should go rob the store"

LMFAO! Ahhhh, your friend has a gift for comedy. *wipes tear*


then he puts a bandana over his face and says he'll go in and grab 4 large bags of chips and book it out of there.

Your friend sounds really brave. I wish I were brave enough to risk going to prison for chips. I guess I dont like chips as much as your friend, though.
He must be a thinker, your friend.


So he decided he will actually do this

I knew this chap was a thinker...and that he likes chips.


so he goes to the store and stretches,
Oh, like when you're on a date and wanna put your arm around your lady, kinda stretching?
So not only is your friend a comedic genius, brave and a thinker, he's also got "the moves."

He almost sounds more awesome than you....

almost...


then grabs 4 bags of chips and runs.

That strategy was pure brilliance. Congratulate your friend for me on his fine work. Did he need to draw up a blueprint for his brilliant scheme or is he able to keep the complexities of it all upstairs? Being the thinker he appears to be I would assume the latter.
In fact, your friend's plan was so inspiring to me that I feel he deserves a cool bandit/outlaw name that I'll take upon myself to coin for him: "Snatchy"
I think it will catch on.


Me and 3 other guys were standing in the open 200 yards away then we went back to my friends house.

Did you take notes on your friend's robbery? Think you might be the next 'Snatchy'? Or are you one of those guys with standards who would rather make a robbery worth your while...like snatching up a handful of Bazooka Gum and some choice Hostess snacks to go with your chips?
I mean, c'mon, why be one-dimensional, like your friend 'Snatchy' there?


I leave and on my way home this crackhead fuckin indian pulls out a knife and threatens to stab me unless i go admit that i helped rob the store.

Fucking Indian crackheads. Who does that clown think he is telling the most awesome guy on earth what to do? Like he has respect for others well-being or something and as if he couldn't give 2 shits for the likes of 'Snatchy's' accomplice? He is a crackhead. Anyone who doesnt see right away just how awesome you are is nothing short of one in my book.


So I have to go and say I was with them and give their names. I said I just met them and only knew their first names and gave them out.

Im confused. You have no problem taking on almost 2 guys (with knives) for every one among your little posse, but 1 crackhead indian with a knife makes you puss out?

Maybe you're not as awesome as I thought....



After this the crackhead rambled about how his billions of relatives are in jail cuz of robbing stores.

Yeah, fucking crackhead Indian trying to show you what happens to stupid people as if you were one of them, ha! The nerve of some folks.


Then miraculously he lets me go home.

I would have kept ya. Put you behind a velvet rope and charged people to come take a look at "the most awesome guy on the planet!!!" Then when the novelty of the attraction wore off I'd donate you to science so you can be studied in a controlled environment.

If those kooky scientists could figure out a way to bottle awesomeness in a jar...


I though this was going to turn out worse with an accomplice to theft on my record but i got away. But what a scary/shitty evening!

Wait...you have a prior for being an accomplice? I take it the person who committed that particular crime must not have been on the level of brilliance 'Snatchy' is.



Anyway, thanks for sharing your wicked awesome story with all of us. I would have never known how wicked badass, wicked hard, and wicked awesome you are otherwise. Keep on strivin Most Awesome Guy on earth, and maybe someday you wont be just the accomplice. I know you have it in you to be more and maybe even have your own coined bandit name. Like 'Dipshit.' Thats a good one.

[Unregistered Felon]

OMG

Too fucking funny!!!

RTFLMAO

U F

[king kong bong]

whats with all this canadian ghetto talk?.you really gotta stop watching mtv and bet.this chap is away with the mixer me thinks.

[nickx760]

ghetto??? GHETTO?!?!?!

shiiiiiiiiit you people dont even know what a real ghetto is till you come in my hood up in nebraska....yeah what now bitches???!!?

[STDzRus]

LMFAO

That is the funniest post I have seen so far.

[Lily420]

damn...that is a shitty night but think about it dude! To experience a dagger fight with 15 against 8 ppl how the fuck you gunna pass that down? I'de jump in there with my butterfly knife and be like "BITCHES!!!!" :D

[STDzRus]

damn...that is a shitty night but think about it dude! To experience a dagger fight with 15 against 8 ppl how the fuck you gunna pass that down? I'de jump in there with my butterfly knife and be like "BITCHES!!!!" :D


That's hott.

[nickx760]

not in my hood you woudn't, someone would throw cow shit at you, followed closely by lots and lots of corn

[STDzRus]

COrn and cowshit! Are you right next to Indiana like me?

The ghettos real out here, psychobillie goat fuckers and cornfed bible bangers.

[nickx760]

shiiit holmes i up in nebraska

[Reefer Rogue]

Uh huh...



Wow, thats somethin', go on...



hopefully, if he's lucky, he'll get a cool scar...



Wow, you scored weed from someone, you're really awesome...



Oh, Im sure he didnt want to, you seem so fucking awesome, Im sure he would have preferred to stay and smoke with you and your fellow tough-guy friends. Its not often you come across gems.



Well, he probably needs proof that he just smoked with the most awesome guy on earth. His friends would never believe him.



LMFAO! Ahhhh, your friend has a gift for comedy. *wipes tear*



Your friend sounds really brave. I wish I were brave enough to risk going to prison for chips. I guess I dont like chips as much as your friend, though.
He must be a thinker, your friend.



I knew this chap was a thinker...and that he likes chips.


Oh, like when you're on a date and wanna put your arm around your lady, kinda stretching?
So not only is your friend a comedic genius, brave and a thinker, he's also got "the moves."

He almost sounds more awesome than you....

almost...



That strategy was pure brilliance. Congratulate your friend for me on his fine work. Did he need to draw up a blueprint for his brilliant scheme or is he able to keep the complexities of it all upstairs? Being the thinker he appears to be I would assume the latter.
In fact, your friend's plan was so inspiring to me that I feel he deserves a cool bandit/outlaw name that I'll take upon myself to coin for him: "Snatchy"
I think it will catch on.



Did you take notes on your friend's robbery? Think you might be the next 'Snatchy'? Or are you one of those guys with standards who would rather make a robbery worth your while...like snatching up a handful of Bazooka Gum and some choice Hostess snacks to go with your chips?
I mean, c'mon, why be one-dimensional, like your friend 'Snatchy' there?



Fucking Indian crackheads. Who does that clown think he is telling the most awesome guy on earth what to do? Like he has respect for others well-being or something and as if he couldn't give 2 shits for the likes of 'Snatchy's' accomplice? He is a crackhead. Anyone who doesnt see right away just how awesome you are is nothing short of one in my book.



Im confused. You have no problem taking on almost 2 guys (with knives) for every one among your little posse, but 1 crackhead indian with a knife makes you puss out?

Maybe you're not as awesome as I thought....




Yeah, fucking crackhead Indian trying to show you what happens to stupid people as if you were one of them, ha! The nerve of some folks.



I would have kept ya. Put you behind a velvet rope and charged people to come take a look at "the most awesome guy on the planet!!!" Then when the novelty of the attraction wore off I'd donate you to science so you can be studied in a controlled environment.

If those kooky scientists could figure out a way to bottle awesomeness in a jar...



Wait...you have a prior for being an accomplice? I take it the person who committed that particular crime must not have been on the level of brilliance 'Snatchy' is.



Anyway, thanks for sharing your wicked awesome story with all of us. I would have never known how wicked badass, wicked hard, and wicked awesome you are otherwise. Keep on strivin Most Awesome Guy on earth, and maybe someday you wont be just the accomplice. I know you have it in you to be more and maybe even have your own coined bandit name. Like 'Dipshit.' Thats a good one.


This quite possibly is the funniest post i have ever read in this forum. How long did it take you to come up with all that comedic genius?

[KoRnStaR]

just was looking at some statistics BUD.
btw, http://www.city.saskatoon.sk.ca/ , pretty nice town you live in.

i wish i knew everything about the world, cause if i did.. i wouldnt have to take 2 more years of history.
i dont give respect to complete fucking idiots. sorry.
wait.. iraq isnt inside the united states?
i seriously never knew that, really

Calm down.

Quite honestly, everyone -- why would he lie about something so trivial? I mean, if he wanted to lie, he could've made his story a lot cooler. For instance, the 15 guys all pull out guns, so naturally Sent decides to kick some dudes hand, steal the gun and hold their friend hostage, making the fools drop their weapons, only for him to shoot them all and become a hero.

A little bit cooler, don't you think?

[STDzRus]

This one time I fought off an army of crusading ninjas that were trying to spread The Watchtower for Jehovah's Witness.

[KoRnStaR]

This one time I fought off an army of crusading ninjas that were trying to spread The Watchtower for Jehovah's Witness.

Pales into comparison to last night where I was working at my local gasstation, and two hooded black men come in with a gun pointed to me and ask for the goods, so I calmy dropped my pants and they were satisfied enough that they just flat out left, feeling the reward of seeing my cock outweighed the risk of being put in jail for years for armed robbery. Worked out well for both parties, actually. :stoned:

[STDzRus]

:stoned: Lets go smoke this bowl together Kornstar that is fucking hillarious.

[robert42]

Calm down.

Quite honestly, everyone -- why would he lie about something so trivial? I mean, if he wanted to lie, he could've made his story a lot cooler. For instance, the 15 guys all pull out guns, so naturally Sent decides to kick some dudes hand, steal the gun and hold their friend hostage, making the fools drop their weapons, only for him to shoot them all and become a hero.

A little bit cooler, don't you think?

but too unbleive able

his story is soo fucking bullshit its obvious it makes no sense how a random indian turns up with a knife lmao

[KoRnStaR]

:stoned: Lets go smoke this bowl together Kornstar that is fucking hillarious.

You know I'd be down with that. Interestingly enough, I live in a suburb of Indianapolis.

[king kong bong]

i dont get it anyway,why the chuff would you want to be ghetto.that shit isnt cool.96% of the "gangstas" from the ghetto are super pussies,who would pull out a gun in a quick second rather than fight you.so if you're pretending you fit right in with the gangstas from the hood.

[STDzRus]

You know I'd be down with that. Interestingly enough, I live in a suburb of Indianapolis.

Damn that isn't far, my sister live in a suburd of Indy too, don't really remember wehre. We should gather sometime and smoke out.

Just don't try nothing on me. Like throwing a cheeseburger at me and running off or something. (based on a true story)

[anycraic]

http://dayton.areaconnect.com/crime1.htm


only for usa...but how does everyones town hold up to the DYT? lol

look at murders /100k ppl...thats the funny one..we're worse than oakland and shit lol

nice place man, all the crime statistics are at least twice the national average, sometimes 3x, i wanna live there lol

[420purplehaze420]

damn theres a lot of ignorant people here....although your story is kind of loopy and is a bit unbelieveable, im going to give you the benefit of the doubt because i find it unlikely that someone would come here and type up a page of bullshit just for the fun of it, hes got absolutely nothing to gain from posting bull shit here so why would he? so in that case your lucky you didnt get hurt and your friend's ok, and to the people who think that canada is all friendly nice people with next to no crime...keep dreamin if you walk downtown london ontario at night your are more than likely going to get mugged ive personally been mugged only once, people in canada own knives and theres nothin keepin them from slashing someone in the side so i dont understand why a lot of people find that so unbelieveable

[KoRnStaR]

Damn that isn't far, my sister live in a suburd of Indy too, don't really remember wehre. We should gather sometime and smoke out.

Just don't try nothing on me. Like throwing a cheeseburger at me and running off or something. (based on a true story)

LOL

be a waste of a cheesebuger, especially if we were stoned

if you come in town sometime, let me know

[Ousted]

damn theres a lot of ignorant people here....although your story is kind of loopy and is a bit unbelieveable, im going to give you the benefit of the doubt because i find it unlikely that someone would come here and type up a page of bullshit just for the fun of it, hes got absolutely nothing to gain from posting bull shit here so why would he? so in that case your lucky you didnt get hurt and your friend's ok, and to the people who think that canada is all friendly nice people with next to no crime...keep dreamin if you walk downtown london ontario at night your are more than likely going to get mugged ive personally been mugged only once, people in canada own knives and theres nothin keepin them from slashing someone in the side so i dont understand why a lot of people find that so unbelieveable

I didnt have a problem about whether the story is true or not. If its true, he's a dipshit and if its not, he's a dipshit. Same end result either way.

[WeedWorm]

And why would a crackhead care if you robbed a store?

uhhh....for the same reason a crackhead will put tomato sauce on his armpits and go rape a telephone pole, because HES A FUCKING CRACKHEAD!