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ganjalf
06-24-2005, 09:19 PM
If man evolved from apes....how come apes dont evolve anymore?
LOVElife
06-24-2005, 09:35 PM
Because Why has a Long tail!! :confused: :confused:

Bruv welcome to the site, your new here so I recommend you should in future just post into your other pointless question thread! Its the same kind of Matter so it belongs in the previous thread! ;)

Hope that helps and welcome ;)
Gothen
06-24-2005, 09:40 PM
They are evolving. Evolution takes millions of years. Way back when conditions were much different on the planet earth. There was a need to evolve because conditions changed. Believe me, when the nucleur winter comes, the gorillas will evolve again. And so will we. ^_~
Lily420
06-24-2005, 10:06 PM
sure...........
daZenfmeister
06-24-2005, 10:16 PM
WE DIDN'T EVOLVE FROM MONKEYS! IDIOT! The THEORY is that we both evolved from a common ancestor get it straight....sheesh!!~!
NoosaHeads
06-24-2005, 10:33 PM
They are evolving. Evolution takes millions of years. Way back when conditions were much different on the planet earth. There was a need to evolve because conditions changed. Believe me, when the nucleur winter comes, the gorillas will evolve again. And so will we. ^_~


so howcome there arent Half man half Monkey walking around then.?.

charles darwin really threw a spanner in the works with that theory..evolution.
Fengzi
06-24-2005, 10:41 PM
so howcome there arent Half man half Monkey walking around then.?.

charles darwin really threw a spanner in the works with that theory..evolution.

daZenfmeister had it right, we evolbed from a common ancester. Plus, look at something low on the evolutionary scale like a spider monkey and then at humans, the top of the scale. What's in between? The incredible 1/2 man 1/2 monkey-gorilla.
Nochowderforyou
06-24-2005, 10:46 PM
I think after the first iceage, that killed the dinosaurs and not quite man, fucked the DNA in mammels and humans. When dinosaurs romed the earth, they were massive. There were 700pound warthogs, dragonflys with a wing span of 9ft, and an animal much like the kangaroo, that was over 9ft tall. Everything was so much bigger than and there was no environmental damage to be done by man, letting everything evolve without interference. Things would live for twice as long as they do now. Humans lived for over a hundred years.

Things have slowed down tremendosly in my opinion. None of us will see another evolution from apes because it may take another million years. My 2cents.
Euphoric
06-24-2005, 10:52 PM
so howcome there arent Half man half Monkey walking around then.?.

charles darwin really threw a spanner in the works with that theory..evolution.
well, explain this (see pic below)

besides, monkey-kind has evolved. check out the huge fuckin teeth and crazy markings on the mandrill. consider the herbivorious diet and massive bulk of the gorilla. and look how little some of those monkeys get.For decades scientists have known that at least 98% of human DNA is identical to that of chimpanzees.
Your not going to witness instant evolution, but if you look around youll see..if we started from one point..there have been a myriad of evolutions. Of course, useless compared to our evolved brain. (excluding naturalmystic)
NoosaHeads
06-24-2005, 11:17 PM
I dont care howmanny charts and pictures you show me....

show me the most IMPORTANT part of this THEORY.......

U know.........the missing link................if i was shown the missing link then i might think differently.........
Euphoric
06-24-2005, 11:21 PM
ILL SHOW U THE MISSING LINK BIATCH
Sentinel
06-24-2005, 11:23 PM
its no longer a theory its been accepted as scientific fact its a law
NoosaHeads
06-24-2005, 11:25 PM
o great here we go....
Gothen
06-24-2005, 11:55 PM
No one got my post...it wasn't supposed to be TEH serious. That's what the wink was for, and when I talked about the nucleur winter and all that.

Get it straight! SHEESH! =)
Mojavpa
06-25-2005, 02:58 AM
WE DIDN'T EVOLVE FROM MONKEYS! IDIOT! The THEORY is that we both evolved from a common ancestor get it straight....sheesh!!~!

We didnt evolve from the apes we see today, even though we do share a common ancestor. However, we did evolve from monkeys, because monkeys were one of the first primates in inhabit the earth.
ganjalf
06-25-2005, 06:21 PM
who are you callin an idiot... RETARD IT WAS A JOKE!!
Looker
06-25-2005, 06:31 PM
I dunno I think the monkeys are better than us....
Looker
06-25-2005, 06:31 PM
Yea you got that right Fuckface....
Lulu
06-25-2005, 07:11 PM
Yea you got that right Fuckface....
hahahahahahaha
great ta have ya back Looker ~lol~ :D
Looker
06-25-2005, 07:19 PM
Yea y'know what I mean?

I dont think this one gets it, though...
ezjim
06-26-2005, 03:05 AM
i think we are evolving INto chimps or at least some of us are
ganjalf
07-02-2005, 03:01 PM
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ermitonto
07-02-2005, 03:17 PM
Creationists like to ask why apes aren't evolving into humans, which is as ridiculous as asking why elephants aren't evolving into swans. Biological diversity arose because each animal fits into a certain niche of the ecosystem. Apes have their own niche, which seems to be working fine for them. They have all sorts of features that help them live and thrive in their own environment, and they don't need to walk around on two legs with no hair and be super-intelligent to do it.

A more important question would be, if Creationism is true, then why did God create chimpanzees to be almost exactly like humans (we share almost all of our DNA with chimps)? "Hmmmm, I think I'll make these animals in my own image, call them 'humans', and have them reign over the earth. But wait! I think I'll make something almost in my image and put it in the jungles, just to really make them wonder. How about I make a whole family of almost-humans, and bury fossils that make it look like there was some sort of proto-animal that looks like all of them! Oooh, I could even make strings of slowly changing fossils so they get the crazy idea that animals change over time."
Kramerica
07-02-2005, 03:17 PM
so howcome there arent Half man half Monkey walking around then.?.

charles darwin really threw a spanner in the works with that theory..evolution.


Have you been to South Carolina lately????????????????????
4252
07-02-2005, 03:25 PM
The apes chose not to evolve after they looked at us and realized what a bad idea it was.

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somebody someone
07-02-2005, 03:34 PM
so howcome there arent Half man half Monkey walking around then.?.




dude thats such a stupid question... you might not understand me but... humans and mokeys share certain similarities and if we all look the same (humans) then how wud u know were not half human half monkey, we arE! but we dont know what a "full human" (so to speak) would look like... make sense?
Texastweeked
07-02-2005, 03:41 PM
Just a thought.....WE evolved becuase WE discovered "GRASS" !! you don't see many chimps smoking a joint.
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ermitonto
07-02-2005, 04:16 PM
So that's why we have opposable thumbs. To roll joints. It makes so much sense now.
w4terb0ng
07-02-2005, 04:17 PM
all a load of shit to me. i don't know about you guys...but i did NOT evolve from a shit flinging chimp. believe what you want...
yes, there are similarities between the two...but NO, i don't believe that we evolved from apes...OR any kind of "similar ancestor". that's the biggest joke ever. i'm a human... i came from a human, who came from a human, who came from a human, and so on.
be a chimp if ya want... i'll stay where i am.
ermitonto
07-02-2005, 04:24 PM
If that's so, why are there no records of human fossils that can be carbon dated back more than a couple hundred thousand years? Did humans just fall out of the sky or something, after some very human-looking creatures went extinct? Sorry, I just trust scientists more than I trust your pre-existing beliefs.
w4terb0ng
07-02-2005, 04:29 PM
trust them. that's your choice. but i find it a bit interesting that so many people question the government, science, laws, etc, etc...but when it comes to a subject as this... we'll make an exception...
fuck that. like i said...YOU may have evolved from apes... i on the other hand, did not.
Looker
07-03-2005, 05:48 PM
I dunno I took a shit on the bosses desk once...

Thats kinda monkey-like, isn't it???
Looker
07-03-2005, 05:52 PM
I find it hard to believe that people are still arguing back and forth about eveloution ..to me, evolution appears to be the natural order of things..as a human ander native member of this earth I feel qualified to say that evolution over LONG periods of time makes sense...what with natural selection and all....survival appears to be based on context-dependent skill sets dictated by the said environment...
nomadherbman
07-03-2005, 06:03 PM
im not a hundred percent sure about evolving from monkeys.........but we deifantlyy didnt come to be because some guy in the clouds created a human and than created another human out of his rib!!.....the monkey theory makes alot more sense!....and our dna is actually 99.8% similar to monkey's.....

my theory..haha.....ok, those neaderthals started fucking apes and therfore produced us!!