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OR Freebird

06-23-2005, 06:53 AM

You're writing an essay, you put down your pen to smoke a bowl, and, without you ever moving from your seat, the pen disappears. You find at 40 minutes later in the bathroom down the hall...

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Cottonmouth does not bring to mind a snake ...

Hektik

06-23-2005, 07:17 AM

lol. i do that shit all the time with the remote

NoosaHeads

06-23-2005, 07:27 AM

Lol ,
I do that shit all the time with lighter ..

mynameismike0

06-23-2005, 07:38 AM

i do that all the time with my essays

Lulu

06-23-2005, 08:04 AM

Yes me too :D
but did you ever call someone on the phone
and by the time its answered........
you've forgotten who you were ringing??? ~lol~ :o

mynameismike0

06-23-2005, 08:10 AM

haha no but on 4.20 like 3 people called me for weed and i looked at my phone and couldn't figure out for the life of me who that person was. even though i had the numbers saved... it said names, not numbers. i was like.... i don't know them i'm not answering. then i called and apologized the next day

Kid Dynamite

06-23-2005, 08:59 AM

Yes me too :D
but did you ever call someone on the phone
and by the time its answered........
you've forgotten who you were ringing??? ~lol~ :o

or rung the wrong person by mistake.

"hey dude"
"Hey"
"Who the hell is this?"
"Josh"
"What the fuck...i didnt call you"
"Yeah you did"
"what the hell do you want?"
"You called me you jackass"
"i called who?"

so on and so forth

Marko123

06-23-2005, 10:37 AM

Yea, it is the remote with me too and it drives me nuts. When I find it I am usually like:
'When was I over there' LOL

420ultimatesmokage

06-23-2005, 10:45 AM

sometimes it feels like i am losing everthing

hoodedclum

06-23-2005, 10:57 AM

LOL im always doing stuff like that, i was adding a new gfx card to my computer the other day, very baked at the time, and when i went back to screw the case on i couldnt find the screw driver i was using anywhere..

Little bit later i go to the fridge for a drink and there it is hahaha

Oli

06-23-2005, 11:56 AM

When you smoke 8 joints in a day, get 12 hours solid sleep and wake up still a little stoned. Then you sit typing a message on cannabis.com whilst starting to roll a joint...

robert42

06-23-2005, 11:57 AM

when u wank and cum then wank again cos u forgot u just cummed lmao

givemesomeweed

06-23-2005, 01:18 PM

or rung the wrong person by mistake.

"hey dude"
"Hey"
"Who the hell is this?"
"Josh"
"What the fuck...i didnt call you"
"Yeah you did"
"what the hell do you want?"
"You called me you jackass"
"i called who?"

so on and so forth

Thats like on Cheech and Chong's Up in smoke where the cop is pulls cheech and chong over and when he is walking up to there van he inhales the smoke coming from the van and then when he gets up there he ask them what they want.

Lily420

06-23-2005, 01:18 PM

lol im always losing my pens and penciels but i find them in my hand or in my hair :rolleyes:

RIP ODB

06-23-2005, 01:30 PM

Yes me too :D
but did you ever call someone on the phone
and by the time its answered........
you've forgotten who you were ringing??? ~lol~ :o

Lulu-

This happens to me EVERY DAY. lol I thought I was the only one...

-Ol' Dirty Bastard

Durden

06-23-2005, 01:43 PM

Man I dont even answer the phone...mabey my cell cause it has ID cause the covo would go like this:

ring ring
Me: hello
other: hey this ____
Me: hey___ whats up
other: Blah blah blah (like from the old chralie brown cartoons)
Me: what...oh ok...what

But the best and worst is TV, I can watch the same episode of somethin (ATHF or other cartoons) over and over and still laugh my ass of at the same shit.

Speaking of tv anybody else flip through cannels during a comerical and never end up making it back to what you were watching cause you cant rember what the hell you were watching in the first place...

RIP ODB

06-23-2005, 01:49 PM

A buddy of mine once put a pizza in the oven and then went out back to smoke a joint.

Needless to say, he started doing yardwork and forgot about the pizza in the oven. The next thing he knew, the Fire Department was knocking at his door.

I think you're a real pothead when you forget about FOOD that's cooking in the oven, because food is one of the main things you focus on after a smoke session.

Durden

06-23-2005, 01:55 PM

Thats why the only food heating devices i use when im high is the toaster or the nuke.
How bout this one ya start eating count chocula out of the box and suddenly your at the bottom of the box and you look around like "who the hell ate my cerial"

AdIcTs77

06-23-2005, 02:50 PM

Man I lose shit so much, .. especially the remote. When I was younger i used to get toasted and leave my pipe and stash jar laying on the counter which my parents found the next day

muncheemama

06-23-2005, 03:00 PM

I lost mt bag once and I was convinced my hubby hid it from me so I wouldnt smoke while he was at work. I was cussing him all day long when he reminded me that I stuffed it in the cushion of the lazy boy.

Fengzi

06-23-2005, 03:02 PM

I used to put my stash and pipe away, walk out the door, be paranoid that I didn't actually put it away and go back in to check. Afterwards I'd walk out the door again, get paranoid that when I went back in to check that I might have actually taken it back out. So, I'd go back to check again. Then walk out the door, get paranoid..........

I'd say it was some kind of obsessive compulsive thing but only happenes when I'm stoned.

koshea

06-23-2005, 03:05 PM

lol once i rolled a fat j and put it in my mouth and i was lookin around for the lighter and found it then spent 45 minutes looking for the damn joint...that was in my mouth...

wutang123456

06-23-2005, 04:22 PM

the worst is when your like, where are my keys, where are my keys, oh no, and then its like, you go to get some food and their in the fridge or something and then you remember putting them there due to some incredible bizzarre stoner logic

F L E S H

06-23-2005, 04:43 PM

lol once i rolled a fat j and put it in my mouth and i was lookin around for the lighter and found it then spent 45 minutes looking for the damn joint...that was in my mouth...
That's hilarious! And it happened to me too once....

Once, I was really baked off my ass, ans my friend said a sentence with the word 'apple'. Well I just lost it, I thought 'apple' was the funniest thing I had ever heard.

Apple :D

unmeg

06-23-2005, 04:48 PM

well then call me pot head my brother cause I loose everything twice

bongo

06-23-2005, 04:52 PM

Yes me too :D
but did you ever call someone on the phone
and by the time its answered........
you've forgotten who you were ringing??? ~lol~ :o

yeah man. Its funny, but can get annoying

ermitonto

06-23-2005, 04:53 PM

You know you're a pothead when you've forgotten so much about what you've forgotten that you can't add any humorous anecdotes about forgetting something to this thread.

OR Freebird

06-23-2005, 05:04 PM

How many of us have spent an hour looking for our sunglasses only to find them on our head?

Hey, did you ever notice when something is lost you always find it in the last place you look?

Dick Justice

06-23-2005, 05:06 PM

Well cause you stop looking once you've found it.

*ba dump Tchh*

I remember one time... wait, no I don't.

Srendaen

06-23-2005, 05:10 PM

mmmmhh or when someone is speaking to you and you answer and about 1 minute later you repeat what the person has said. without realizing that you already had that same conversation. you can't remember but the other person goes: Hey I just said that, and you already gave me an answer. am I supposed to give you the answer you gave me

me: HUH?

*nevermind. majorly baked

OR Freebird

06-23-2005, 05:11 PM

How about, You know your a stoner when you find something in the first place you look, and then continue looking until you reach the last place you would've looked.

hoodedclum

06-23-2005, 05:11 PM

lol yeah, or you cant find your lighter anywhere so you start accusing all your mates of nicking it then after ten minuets of that you realise its in your hand.

can get kind of annoying after the first ten times.

OR Freebird

06-23-2005, 05:12 PM

You know you're a pothead when you've forgotten so much about what you've forgotten that you can't add any humorous anecdotes about forgetting something to this thread.

Now that's true stoner-dom. WINNER !!!

Marko123

06-23-2005, 10:34 PM

NextGen

06-23-2005, 11:45 PM

You lock your keys in the car just after getting them out. Not me g/f

lilee

06-23-2005, 11:53 PM

yea i forget shit that happened 2 mins ago it sux at times

OR Freebird

06-24-2005, 12:05 AM

I too forget things I just did

OR Freebird

06-24-2005, 12:06 AM

I too often forget what I just did

OR Freebird

06-24-2005, 12:07 AM

Yeah, I forget what I just did a lot

soldier1944

06-24-2005, 12:13 AM

one time my friend was passing me the pipe and i had a lighter in one hand,and a cig in the other.well instead of setting the cig down i just dropped it on the ground without realizing it until i was done hitting the pipe

bosscitywhitey

06-24-2005, 12:51 AM

ill be already talking to someone and know who it is then be like "wait. who the fuck is this again? oh yeah. ok. who?"

Fattie

06-24-2005, 01:29 AM

About losing jays, last night i stayed at a friends house and i smoked a jay, then went to find the other one, it was already rolled in a ziploc, and it was behind the white line so i didnt see it and looked for at least an hour before i found it :)

beatpixie

06-24-2005, 02:54 AM

hahahahahah that is too fucking funny!!!!!! and I"M SOBER hahahahahah

Anonymous

06-24-2005, 03:12 AM

you know your a stoner when u start to do something and then you end up sitting there for 30 min thinking about shit and then another 30 min trying to figure out what you were gona do an hour ago

i always do that shit

djaio

06-24-2005, 03:50 AM

what happens to me all the time is i'll start to say something in a conversation, then halfway through forget what i'm talking about. but i'll keep going with the words, hoping they still make sense.

daZenfmeister

06-24-2005, 03:58 AM

lol yeah ive started talking about school work and ended up talking about south african living conditions, i was so stoned i didnt even remember which friend i was talking with (there were like 3 of us) then they both tell me to hurry the fuck up cause ive had the pipe for like 5 min and im like :no i dont! oops SHIT!

ermitonto

06-24-2005, 04:01 AM

Stedric

06-24-2005, 04:01 AM

I once was touched my cell phone holder and realized it was empty. I panicked and yelled "OH SHIT, WHERE'S MY CELL PHONE?!"...into my cell phone which I was using to talk to my girlfriend.

I realized that maybe it was time to cut down a little...then went home and smoked another bowl. :D

Etrain

06-24-2005, 04:45 AM

Lulu, Rip...I feel you guys. I do that shit all the time, I thought I was the only one too. :)

OR Freebird

06-24-2005, 05:21 AM

I hate when I leave the room to get something. 10 minutes later you come back with something, but it's not what you went for. You remember what it was when you get back.

Repeat 3 times or until you forgot what you were going to get.

Lulu

06-24-2005, 05:47 AM

runswithpandas

06-24-2005, 05:53 AM

when you start a thread on cannabis.com asking what you can use for rolling papers when your out and that your totaly baked and have to have some one remind you that your really baked and don't need to smoke any more

rastabill89

06-24-2005, 06:22 AM

i put my remote in the freezer once and i found it like an hour later after looking all over the house and it still worked :)

Oli

06-24-2005, 08:00 AM

You ever been smoking and sitting down for a while, and then you stand up and get a massive head rush, during which you forget where you are, what you're doing and who you are and your entire field of vision turns purple?

That happens to be all the time. One time, I got up smoked a joint, stood up and went to the kitchen. On the way my vision started the whole purple thing, I expected it to go away, it didn't. Long story short, I end up sitting on the floor in my kitchen for a few minutes not being able to see.

Hektik

06-24-2005, 08:18 AM

I hate losing your last cig... and you find it behind your ear :D

420ultimatesmokage

06-24-2005, 08:39 AM

i always lose my remote. this one time when i lost it i looked around my bed and on my bed where it usauly is and couldnt find it. looked everywhere for god knows how long then got a headache went back to my bed. i shook up the blankets one more time then the remote pops out. when you look for something for that long for it to be right there just makes you sit and stare at the remote in disbelief lol

Dick Justice

06-24-2005, 03:04 PM

That happens to be all the time. One time, I got up smoked a joint, stood up and went to the kitchen. On the way my vision started the whole purple thing, I expected it to go away, it didn't. Long story short, I end up sitting on the floor in my kitchen for a few minutes not being able to see.

Man I get the same thing, once I blacked out entirely when I was smoking in the shower, I'm lucky I didn't crack my head on the linoleum.

What causes that rush??

OR Freebird

06-24-2005, 05:13 PM

Not sure what causes the hread rush -- I'm guessing momentary O2 shortage. I could use a good head rush right now.

oldhag

06-25-2005, 04:20 AM

while you guys are wondering what is happening but others will only think that you are absent minded. I wonder if pot smokers also become smarter if smoking?