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Sentinel
06-22-2005, 09:36 PM
Yah so heres the situation: Ive been waiting for like a week for this guy to hook me up with an ounce and ive grown quite impatient. So today i decided to bike over to his house and enter for a while. So i get there and the back door is open, i go down to his basement and of course no one home. First i check all over for any weed, then i go into his room and take a pair of underwear out from his drawer and take a shit on it, then put it in front of the tv. It was all soft and messy and smelly i just loved it. Then after this i proceeded to jerk off and cum onto his pillow. I just got home and this put me in a good mood that no cannabis can ever give :)
DrGonzo
06-22-2005, 09:37 PM
egad! sure hope he doesn't figure out it was you, you'll never get that ounce

but truly, a funny funny thing to do.
GTC21
06-22-2005, 09:46 PM
I hope you washed your hands afterwards.
koshea
06-22-2005, 09:49 PM
had you already payed him? if so then its halarious, if you hadnt payed him yet then you had no right to do that cuz he wasnt fuckin u over in any way
Sentinel
06-22-2005, 09:49 PM
i can picture him cleaning up that ugly mess right now. probly thought it was sum hobo haha god im a twisted fucker
Fattie
06-23-2005, 02:09 AM
well done, grasshoppa, unless you hadent paid. Then, of course, your a sick fuck.
jacquelyne
06-23-2005, 02:11 AM
lol yea
its me guys
06-23-2005, 03:08 AM
thats fucked up
Sentinel
06-23-2005, 04:28 AM
im planning on going again tomorrow it'll be my like summer hobby, a daily thing. any ideas on different places to defecate/jizz? im thinking his boots, smear some on the tv, crap all over his bed an put a gift box over it, jizz on his keyboard/ mouse,the possibilities are truly endless. maybe ill bring some friends and we'll do the whole house? also a surprise in his hat would be nice. Ill make the shit more obvious tomorrow though
3 Sheets To The Wind
06-23-2005, 03:42 PM
Then you'll go in 1 day and he'll be hiding behind a door, and while you're having a great time whacking off, he'll cut you pecker off and feed it to dogs, then proceed to take a shit on you, then you'll be fucked! but as long as you don't get caught, then it's a pretty cool idea, and i say... carry on!
muncheemama
06-23-2005, 03:46 PM
have you ever been diagnosed with a personality disorder? Say Borderline or Conduct disorder? my hell, you need help.
koshea
06-23-2005, 03:48 PM
haha hes gonna get his penis chopped off
robert42
06-23-2005, 04:21 PM
hahaha lmao
3 Sheets To The Wind
06-23-2005, 04:34 PM
I thought pecker was more appropriate lol, and if it does happen, you can't come crying to us
F L E S H
06-23-2005, 04:39 PM
You're fuckin nuts... But funny :D
Sentinel
06-23-2005, 05:26 PM
no if he comes at me ill spray him with a sticky brown mess i will!
muncheemama
06-23-2005, 05:28 PM
goddamn son.....you aint right
unmeg
06-23-2005, 05:34 PM
somebody came into my house to shit on my undy's & jerk off on my bed.I think its a sexual thing not a weed thing you sicko.funny though.If you go back you would be the stupidest mofo on planet cause someone will be looking for ya.I would be looken at ya ass with the sight on my .357,so be carefull crazy bastard!


not to mention you left DNA everywhere DUH!
Sentinel
06-23-2005, 05:41 PM
OH SHIT *boards plane to columbia to live in a cave hiding for the rest of life" yah i dont think they test my shit lol he'll probly just think he got too drunk that kinda guy
Sentinel
06-23-2005, 05:45 PM
first classic event of the summer though
unmeg
06-23-2005, 05:47 PM
i had someone shit on a end-table at this party i had bout 13 yrs ago nasty .
Sentinel
06-23-2005, 06:26 PM
yah my buddy shit on apassed out guy when he was at a party.. lets hear everyones shitting stories!
muncheemama
06-23-2005, 06:29 PM
I dont have any, I believe in toilets and showers, things of that nature....
Sentinel
06-23-2005, 10:40 PM
you shit in the shower?
Pass The Rizla
06-23-2005, 10:42 PM
Lmao
lilee
06-23-2005, 11:01 PM
I think he may start locking his doors lol
Sentinel
06-23-2005, 11:05 PM
he might just get a sticky mess on his doorknob wotwot!
lilee
06-23-2005, 11:24 PM
that's out of control lol
Marko123
06-23-2005, 11:43 PM
Can you say sociopath ?
Fattie
06-24-2005, 01:20 AM
ok disregard the first part of my statement, you are a sick fuck.

Dont come to my house because I said that. .38 slug in your ass.
Sentinel
06-24-2005, 06:40 AM
ill shit all over your family bitch
NowhereMan
06-24-2005, 10:18 AM
delete me all and its creator
daZenfmeister
06-24-2005, 06:42 PM
Seriously I wish I knew who you were so that I could come over and beat your skull in with a brick...
OzzyOz
06-24-2005, 06:46 PM
this is the funniest thread, well at least the funniest thread of today
hahaa
Sentinel
06-24-2005, 07:35 PM
well your hands would be very shitty and smelly wotwot dazenfmeister! and you kitchen utensils covered in other bodily fluids! wotwot!