The Cannabis.com Party!!

[LOVElife]

IMAGINE.......Every official cannabis.com member was invited to a mass party, flights, transportation fully supplied at a mansion! You are only allowed to bring ONE item, what would you bring?

Dont be too hasty(sp)!!! ;)

[robert42]

mmmm A POUND OF WEED

[LOVElife]

Now people, there is no need for everyone else to choose weed! Think of amazing things you could bring, RIDICULOUS AS YOU LIKE!

[robert42]

YES DNT BRING WEED COS I WONT HAVE NO PAPERS!!!

[LOVElife]

ROB must say U R the man!! This weathers fine as a mutha the day in the Big C eh mate?

[robert42]

thanks!

yes m8 fukin lovin it no1 home naked in the garden 3grams of sum pink haired kush, budweiser all i need now is a bitch lol

:D wt u up2 m8?

[LOVElife]

Just had a Jason on the balcony, got my Y-FRONTS ON! haha! Im looking like a greek with this tan!

[robert42]

lol feelin u on that 1 i look pakilike with this tan

[LOVElife]

hahaha....no racism in that comment at all! hahaha! How old r u rob...42?

[robert42]

no 18 ;)

[robert42]

what a party this is lol

w00t w00t

theres a party over here

w00t w00t :|

[BUZz UK]

i want in on the party!!! i'm sittin in fuckin college, it's so fuckin hot, i'm melting!!!

[DrGonzo]

I would bring an elephant, cause a party full of stoners needs an elephant. course he'd be a stoner too, so you havta keep an eye out for his trunk, he'll steal your joint

[BUZz UK]

i'd bring my guitar, then everyone else who plays guitar can have a go aswell...

[Cheery Cherry]

My camcorder. With all them stoners in the room, I'm sure there will be something funny to film.

[Az.]

umm ill bring a comp so we can listen to endless tunes......im just trying to be helpful :)

[robert42]

what about cookin appliances???

[NextGen]

I'll bring pizza and a pizza cutter. & smoke some of robs pound with the elephant while jamming to buzz & were all on AZ's comp checking out who's brining what next. mmm good pizza :p

[EverydayJunglist]

i would bring ecstacy pills in every color of the spectrum for everyone!

[Smokey McPot]

Id bring either one of my really hot friends or my iPod which has all my music that i need.

[ScarlettCrush]

A cocktail dress with a corset.
(never tell a woman she can only bring ONE thing in her luggage, there will be a riot, or at least a bitch fit)

[looseends]

my husband's aunt bought us a hooka from egypt that we haven't had the chance to use yet. that would be a GRRRRRRRRREAT addition to the party...

[Kid Dynamite]

id bring syd barret.




hes so outrageous.

[OreO]

a porno....some one bring a VCR....or DVD...yes i said VCR, they're still around!

[ezjim]

a whole pig for roasting in the yard no mansion would be complete with out a big fire pit in the yard for spit roasting piggys some one else will have to provide the bbq suace

[robert42]

a porno....some one bring a VCR....or DVD...yes i said VCR, they're still around!

only available at all good museums :p

[HighNDrunk]

POGO STIX :p

[looseends]

aiight...we've got weed, more weed, syd, toys, and some more stuff i can't remember right now. all we need is something to eat the pig with, and something to drink. any takers?

[Zero Revolt]

ummmmmm........my bowl?

[englishtongan]

I'll cook ya pig we cook 1 all the time.

[Hydrizzle]

i'll bring a homemade apple turnover pie.

[GTC21]

condoms

[GTC21]

someone bring acid:)

[rastabill89]

ill bring tag body spray so all the women will wana fuck me!!

[LOVElife]

BTW I shall be supplying copious amounts of Cocaine!!

Anyone for a live-er-na!(didnt know how to spel so its written as spoken)!

[Lulu]

Inflatable armbands, I'm presuming there's a pool
and I can't swim :o

[LOVElife]

Inflatable armbands, I'm presuming there's a pool
and I can't swim :o
Dont worry Lu, What kinda host would I be without a Olympic sized Swimming pool, with an attached Water Park! ....

...Plus Im a Swimming Teacher and Aqau aerobics Instructor so you would have no worrys!!! ;)

[koshea]

ooo you guys are forgetting one thing that stoners are netorious for forgetting


A LIGHTER

[LOVElife]

ooo you guys are forgetting one thing that stoners are netorious for forgetting


A LIGHTER
Good Call Koshea, Im just hoping somebody arrives with a Hooker, but then I'm also hoping for a Few Beers!!....

....Come on people....THIS PARTY NEEDS YOU!!

[LOVElife]

What you think of this Smoke Den??? :D !!!!

[Lightitup44]

I'll bring my case of assorted drugs. This can contain drugs from all your favorite groups. Depending when the party will be, my case ussually contains hbw's, weed, opiates, acid, cigs, dxm and whatever else im feeling like having. But seriously, I actually have a travel bag for toilitries my grandma gave me that i keep all my drugs and pieces in.

-peace

[KronicKyla]

Hmmmm.....I know you guys are just going to think im a silly girl but I would bring my rabbit Max-a-million! Its the best damn free entertainment you can get when you baked. Give the little guy a puff and he will do tricks, I swear!!

[LOVElife]

Hmmmm.....I know you guys are just going to think im a silly girl but I would bring my rabbit Max-a-million! Its the best damn free entertainment you can get when you baked. Give the little guy a puff and he will do tricks, I swear!!
Interesting....BUT chances are my Japanese Akita Dog would swallow it whole!! :D !! And chances are, several members may be Bitten if they participate in mistermeanours(sp)!!! ;)

[GHoSToKeR]

a bong.. duh :D

[NowhereMan]

alka seltzer, rolaids and a craving for roasted pork and drugs
oh yea and whatever budds i can scrounge up

[BostonToker]

condoms, just in case

[Fengzi]

A keg of ale from the local microbrewery. Forget bottles that have been sitting arond for months, ther's nothing quite like a good fresh beer.

[LOVElife]

condoms, just in case
Wishful Thinking Bruv, You couldn't have a Bunk Up in Bangkok!!!hahaha only jokin mate!! :D

[st0n3r]

i'll bring a bouncy castle........imagine all of us on that..........NAKED..........STONED..........DRUNK .........BLAZED..........SEXY WOMEN...............LOUD MUSIC

a right laff :D

[looseends]

ill bring tag body spray so all the women will wana fuck me!!


now that is funny!!!!!! :D

[GHoSToKeR]

Does 'some hunnies' count as one item?

[LOVElife]

Does 'some hunnies' count as one item?
Now ordinarilly I would Ban anything untoward, but in this instance I think it could be arranged! As long as all re greased up, and ready for penetration!! ;)

[koshea]

Does 'some hunnies' count as one item?

sorry ghost your gonna have to leave it at one hunny, and i call dibs on the hunny....assumin shes fiiiine lookin...lol what am i sayin, ghost and a fine hunny?....might as well get out the hand warmer

[LOVElife]

sorry ghost your gonna have to leave it at one hunny, and i call dibs on the hunny....assumin shes fiiiine lookin...lol what am i sayin, ghost and a fine hunny?....might as well get out the hand warmer

I'm not one to be a disciplinarian(SP), but on this occasion I feel you must be overuled on only this matter! The more women the better!!! :D

[The Piper]

i got the booze

[spliffstar22]

I'll bring a fine girl. And I call dibs on the master bedroom, and on the pizza lol

[OR Freebird]

myself

[robert42]

Inflatable armbands, I'm presuming there's a pool
and I can't swim :o


NOR CAN I!

Its well embarrassin wen i go holiday with the lads and they drown me all the time lol

[Hydrizzle]

Cannabis.com party! Awesome! I'm so there!

Um, is it cool if i bring my friend along....

[Lulu]

NOR CAN I!

Its well embarrassin wen i go holiday with the lads and they drown me all the time lol
- there's a guy from Finglas who must still have my teeth marks in his arm ~lol~
but come hell or high water, I wasn't hitting that pool.....
so yeah Rob I know wot you mean :o

[BUZz UK]

we're forgetting one thing: SHROOMS! if we're gonna get fucked up, we might as well be laughing till we wet ourselves, and feeling like our brains have turned to jelly...
man, i love shrooms....

[BUZz UK]

BTW I shall be supplying copious amounts of Cocaine!!

Anyone for a live-er-na!(didnt know how to spel so its written as spoken)!
fuck yeah, i like to to the human hoover act sometimes....

[mynameismike0]

i work at an icecream shop, and we cater, so i'd bring the full catering setup. that includes a server, so i wouldn't have to scoop that shit.

that way we could all have delicious icecream

[Encatuse]

Go Mike0!!!

I'll bring a lighter as well. That way all the people who want to smoke their weed, but don't have a lighter, will have to smoke it with Me, Koshea or not smoke at all.

Bitches.

-flies away in a state of dysfunctional euphoria-

[BUZz UK]

someone bring a crate of lighters....

[harvester87]

I'd bring The Trailer Park Boys, Ricki, Julian, and Bubbles, can't forget Bubbles. Or a dig cam. Will someone from Chitown bring Eli's cheesecake?

[ZigZagZeppelin]

I'd bring all the exotic weed I could pay for & a shotgun to deal with the crackheads.

[BUZz UK]

/\ run powair!

[Encatuse]

/\ run powair!

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Fucking funniest post ever.

We love you powair, stop smoking crack.

[koshea]

Go Mike0!!!

I'll bring a lighter as well. That way all the people who want to smoke their weed, but don't have a lighter, will have to smoke it with Me, Koshea or not smoke at all.

Bitches.

-flies away in a state of dysfunctional euphoria-


hahaha we could have a monopoly! all the weed has to be smoked with us...id just smoke till i passed out, then have somone stick a joint in my mouth and each nostril so i HAVE to smoke even after i pass out...

[F L E S H]

I'll bring desert... Delicious home-made Italin cookies, witha surprise in them, of course :)

[Az.]

id bring syd barret.




hes so outrageous.
SWEEEEET!!

This party is going to rule....even if "it was only fantasy"



"and the worms ate into his brain"

[NowhereMan]

you will find me passed out by the keg(s)
please dont shave me bald cuase man id really look funny
dont step on the skinny lil dude laying by the kegs iether
please,

[Etrain]

I would bring an elephant, cause a party full of stoners needs an elephant. course he'd be a stoner too, so you havta keep an eye out for his trunk, he'll steal your joint

Fucking genious.

[Etrain]

Lmao, I just saw that crack post, yes...powair needs to keep a low PR. By the way, I would have to bring my cell phone, that way...when we ran out of our pounds of weed (which we would) we could just have more delivered :)

[EverydayJunglist]

you will find me passed out by the keg(s)
please dont shave me bald cuase man id really look funny
dont step on the skinny lil dude laying by the kegs iether
please,

im gun run ya pockets,skinny boy

[BUZz UK]

I would have to bring my cell phone, that way...when we ran out of our pounds of weed (which we would) we could just have more delivered :)

Cannabis.com "hello, budmail?"

Budmail: "what can we do for you sir?"

Cannabis.com: "5 pounds of weed please"

Budmail: *stunned silence*

[Smokey McPot]

Im havin a pig roast july 2. It will be my 4th one. I love cookin pigs cause of what you have to do to prepare them and they taste gooooood.

[BUZz UK]

what you have to do to prepare them
stick an apple up its arse?

[LOVElife]

Cheers For all your eplys people, I nver for one second imagined it would generate this much interest!!

Its gonna be off the Chain!!!

[red662]

condoms ,lol u never know...........i know awfull im sorry haha

[NowhereMan]

im gun run ya pockets,skinny boy
i carry my pet with me at all times m8
see photo
and by that time they will be empty.
get some chick to do it for ya ok,
i dont want people get the wrong idea :D

[EverydayJunglist]

im just fuckin with ya,wouldn't rob a fellow cannabis member.And besides i wouldnt rob you cuz i seen that tiny .22 you pack.lol

[LOVElife]

ATTENTION ALL MEMBERS::

You shall all recieve a personal invite and members handbook with rules. Please Note ^:

Rule 724xnp: CLEARLY states that any mistermeanours and serious criminal activity will be frowned upon. The Law will not be involved but retribution will be seeked through a SEVERE SESSION OF ELECTRODES ON THE GENITALS!!.....

This rule is then closely followed up by:

Rule725xnp: IF in the case of excitement and thrills are happening (see rule724xnp, YOU WILL BE CHOPPED UP AND FED TO MY DOG!

hahaha

[LOVElife]

a whole pig for roasting in the yard no mansion would be complete with out a big fire pit in the yard for spit roasting piggys some one else will have to provide the bbq suace
Something will definitely be getting spit-roasted at the party, dunno bout a pig tho! hahhahahaha :D

[DharmaBum9982]

I think I would bring a hacky sack. Everything else seems to be covered.

[LOVElife]

^ Sorry I dont speak Buffalo!!

What is HACKY SACK when its had a wash?

[robert42]

lmao classic

its buffalo for ball bags

[DharmaBum9982]

ok, I have no idea what you're asking. but hacky sack... hack... or footbag... whatever everyone else calls it.

[robert42]

i know wt it is now LOvelife u kno those Tony the Tiger adverts in Brazil the little sack there doin kick ups with thats what it is! :D

[LOVElife]

^ Nah not really bud, is it just a cheap mans footie? Sheeps Bladder Style!!! haha

[robert42]

those balls that are soft yea like the cheap footies the schools give ya wen ya 5, there like a bean bag.

u kno wt there like give em funny names like "Soccer" :rolleyes: :p

[LOVElife]

haha I know! Fukin Soccer? Did you hear Beckhams interview when he called it Soccer? Jesus Christ!

[muncheemama]

side dishes for the pig....ive got the potato salad covered.

[EverydayJunglist]

^ Sorry I dont speak Buffalo!!

What is HACKY SACK when its had a wash?

watch it wanker....i do speak buffalo! do you seriously not know what a hacky-sack is?

[LOVElife]

watch it wanker....i do speak buffalo! do you seriously not know what a hacky-sack is?
Oooooo hold tight rude boy, put ya guns away¬¬!! I fully understand what a "Hacky Sack" is now. You have to respect the fact that we are from different ends of the planet and obviously things are different!!.....

...I mean you wouldn't know what a Beirn is, neither would you know what White Lightning is!!!hahaha.....This and previous post was made in JEST mate, no hard feelings, LET THE PARTY COMMENCE!! :D ;)

By the way a Beirn is a child!!

And White Lighning is some nasty Cider that the Chavs consume in copious amounts, often leading to severe illness for the duration of the weekend, smashing up of bus stops and general disregard for the Law comes hand in hand with White Lightning!!! :eek: ....

....I forgot where I was going with this!!!

[EverydayJunglist]

lol rudebuuooooy....Im just fuckin with ya lovelife lol.Your cool with me man. And yes i do know what everclear is,pure grain shit.But i didn't know that beirn thing,so cheers mate!

[LOVElife]

Safe Bruv, Feel as though I'm starting to become more respected on these boards! Meeting some intelligent/sarcastic members and some not so intelligent/blunt members!! BUT ITS ALL GOOD!! P A R T Y

This thread hs picked up quite a bit of pace, IF ONLY IT COULD HAPPEN FO REAL!!! I WILL KEEP PUTTING THE LOTTERY ON TWICE PER WEEK AND UNTIL THEN ILL JUST BE HAPPY WITH WHAT IVE GOT!!! :D

[EverydayJunglist]

which category do i fall under? hopefully the intelligent/sarcastic one,but i do like blunts :)

[LOVElife]

which category do i fall under? hopefully the intelligent/sarcastic one,but i do like blunts :)
Intelligent and likeable! I dunno about anybody else but when I see a thread from a certain Member or post its like one of my buds has contacted you. Its kinda strange to explain, I'm not an emotional person,(or I don't like to show it) so I have trouble to explain what I'm thinking.

It is obvious and easy to label people under certain categorys, but its all about FOUR MEANINGFUL WORDS---LOVE PEACE RESPECT UNITY!!....

...excecpt for anybody who comes between the four important things in my life:.....

...Family.....Friends......Football(Soccer)......M usic!!!! :D

[EverydayJunglist]

Yea man i know what your saying and thanks! I agree with you on those four important things too....except i like football(football)....For some reason,i never could sit down and watch a soccer game.

[LOVElife]

I watch American Football on Channel 5 occasionally and am still absolutely bamboozled as to what the hell is going on?? It just seems like madness! Rugby is at least slightly disciplined, but then again Rugbys also shit!

Football (soccer) was bred into me from being a baby!!

[Gothen]

No matter how ridiculous?

I'd bring a projecter and a theatre sized projection screen hooked up to a DVD player. That way, we could watch funny stoner movies or ummm....someone said pr0n? Yeah, pr0n's cool. ^_~

BTW, the elephant thing was the most hilarious thing I've read in a long time. Don't know why, but it was hilarious. This topic, though, is awesome in general. I remember a topic somewhat like it a while back, but we were just talking about how frickin' cool it'd be if all of us could get together. ::sigh:: Dreams are something you work for. =)

[runswithpandas]

like a 18 foot bong that you have to hit 4 or 5 times before the chamber is even close to being full

[LOVElife]

BTW, the elephant thing was the most hilarious thing I've read in a long time. Don't know why, but it was hilarious. This topic, though, is awesome in general. I remember a topic somewhat like it a while back, but we were just talking about how frickin' cool it'd be if all of us could get together. ::sigh:: Dreams are something you work for. =)

"Dreams are something you work for"...

That is so true and if you dont follow your dreams or have a dream then you can never feel self satisfaction.! I don't have as much dreams as I have goals and achieveable targets I want in life, and will be continuing to pursue these dreams and aspirations which are built into me.

I am a twenty-something single male, and have had to fend for myself since I was 17. I could have stayed at Home with Mother and lived the life of Riley, in a large home with extreme amounts of meaningless luxurys, such as TV in every room, en-suite bathrooms etc. I have studied to a high standard in Sports Nutrition and Fitness Industry and I know one day this will all become irrelivent because all I crave is....A Lady to have children with, whom we can both love. I CRAVE A CLOSE FAMILY AND TIME IS TICKING!!! :eek:

;) Any females want a 6ft 2inch London Geezer who needs taming??? ;)

[EverydayJunglist]

time is ticking?......your only 21 bro,u got time.

[LOVElife]

Its just I feel I want to prove to myself and the whole side of my FATHERS :confused: family that I'm not a chip off the old block and don't crave respect from making people uneasy and trying to impress his mates more than he cares for the family!

I've never lived with him and have always lived with mother and as I've grown wiser i realise how irresponsible and idiotic (if im fair) he is. I left home leaving my mother with her partner who is a loving, well respeted man who is family orientated! IM GLAD SHE FOUND SOMEONE, and I just long for a loving close family where I am actually LOVED AND NEEDED/DEPENDED ON BY OTHERS!

"Any prick with a Dick can make a Baby, but it takes a real man to raise his children" :o

[EverydayJunglist]

well lovelife,you sound like a pretty top-notch dude as far as your morals.More people should have your positive attitude.My pops got killed when i was 13,but i can't even imagine not even knowing him at all.Life is what you make of it though

[robert42]

Safe Bruv, Feel as though I'm starting to become more respected on these boards! Meeting some intelligent/sarcastic members and some not so intelligent/blunt members!!

Tottaly get wt ya sayin on that one. My dad left me when i was 5 never seen him since FUCK HIM!

Some ppl just dnt like me ere :(

Your a geezer m8 one of the lads.


ZEBER-FUCKING-DEE

[SiXFeEtDeEp]

ok id bring a mass quantity of MAGIC BROWNIES :).
STC

[buddymyfriend]

We're gonna need sum apple sauce for that piggy or beens as in at the airport i cud hi jack an airbus take a cruise on ova a set up the first 420 mile high club!

Peace

[kuulbns]

I've got the baked beans!! lol and a lobster bake, Maine style.

[Ganj]

i'd bring the entire five seasons of futurama, ripped by yours truly...

[Euphoric]

I've got the baked beans!! lol and a lobster bake, Maine style.

tsk tsk...ill bring the giant cooking pot to boil you alive! :mad:

http://www.lobsterlib.com/



Lobsters may even feel more pain than we would in similar situations. One popular food magazine recently suggested cutting live lobsters in half before tossing them on the grill (a recipe thatâ??s â??not for the squeamish,â?� the magazine warned), and more than one chef has been known to slice and dice lobsters before cooking them. But, says invertebrate zoologist Jaren G. Horsley, â??The lobster does not have an autonomic nervous system that puts it into a state of shock when it is harmed. It probably feels itself being cut. ... I think the lobster is in a great deal of pain from being cut open ... [and] feels all the pain until its nervous system is destroyedâ?� during cooking.

Donâ??t heat up the water just yet, though. Anyone who has ever boiled a lobster alive can attest to the fact that when dropped into scalding water, lobsters whip their bodies wildly and scrape the sides of the pot in a desperate attempt to escape. In the journal Science, researcher Gordon Gunter described this method of killing lobsters as â??unnecessary torture.â?�

[Anousenka]

YEAH!!! LETS BOIL KUULBNS!!! HES A LOBSTER MURDERER!!!!!!! At least his nervous system will put him into shock and numb him...lucky lucky kuulbns >:0

[senoirsalsa]

id bring a bag,magic bag that has the yellow pages with only food places and about $50,000 :D

[GHoSToKeR]

Hmmm.. I've been told that a humane way to cook lobsters is to put them in the pot in cold, salty water and then gradually heat it up, so by the time they actually start to cook they are already unconscious. I don't give a shit though, because I don't eat them. :)

[Ocram]

i work at an icecream shop, and we cater, so i'd bring the full catering setup. that includes a server, so i wouldn't have to scoop that shit.

that way we could all have delicious icecream
NIce I love ICE CREAM!!!!

[kuulbns]

Okay,... LOL first of all, I am 44/F/Miane. That explains first that I'm female, and second that I am from Maine and was offering a dish that is a regional favorite. If we're gonna roast a whole Pig (A Mammal !!) I figured there would be carnivouris people to enjoy it. But if you rather I would be glad to supply a veggie tray in place of a Lobster Bake! lol Remember this is all in FUN! BTW, the most humane way to cook lobster is to put them in the freezer for a few minutes, (they like the cold, they come from very cold water) this puts them into a very deep sleep, then drop them head first into boiling salted water. Lobsters are the equivalent of insects in the sea. A pig has the same intelligence as a dog, some say they are smarter. I guess I rather have a pet pig than a lobster, Kinda hard to walk a lobster. lol Love, Granny Kuu!

[radioned]

some rizlas

[BUZz UK]

Party's over dude........where the fuck are my clothes..... :confused:

[beachguy in thongs]

It's over??? Cause I was gonna ask for that ever-burning joint in the 'joke' thread.

[johnny cottonmouth]

beachguy can i get the other joint from that thred. B/c ive been looking but i cant find that damn lamp

[beachguy in thongs]

I'd let you borrow one, of course you'd have to give it back, but you have to understand, if they did give me all three, two of them have already been up my nostrils!

[beachguy in thongs]

And by the way, keep it for a while, when you give it back, it will still be a whole joint.

[johnny cottonmouth]

hay if it never ends id buy one of them for about tree fidy even if it had been in your nose. i mean they never end

[beachguy in thongs]

You're just lucky that I'm not queer. You don't have to worry about it being up my ass before I hand it over.

[johnny cottonmouth]

you can smoke out of your ass. if you could do that id let you have it just because that would crazy. i wonder if you would get high?

[beachguy in thongs]

I doubt it, and I don't see myself ever trying. But, I might do it if you're gonna let me keep the ever-lasting joint(s).

[johnny cottonmouth]

woulndt want to waste them i would take one off your hand

[beachguy in thongs]

Sorry, I don't waste herb. But bring a couple of girls 'cause these joints are lasting forever!

[Melton420]

id bring a boner cause as soon as i walked up to the house i would cream my pants

[ADaisyChain]

Koshea and Encatuse still have a monopoly on the lighters, hardcore stylie.

Since every MEMBER can bring something ((not every user, mwhah)) I'll just abuse the monopoly over lighters for a while, leave, and come back with a crate of lighters so everyone can get high, even if they aren't doing it with me or Kosh.

Unless I missed a post where someone ended our weed empire.

[Anousenka]

Sorry kuulbns, I didn't know you were a girl heehee. But killing animals in any way is wrong, unless it's like self defense with a bear or something, but I'd still feel really bad:( Killing animals is wrong in all cases!!!

[GHoSToKeR]

Right on, Anousenka.

Anyway, can I bring Lindsay Lohan?

Edit: And a box of condoms.

[beachguy in thongs]

id bring a boner cause as soon as i walked up to the house i would cream my pants


What house? I'm sparking the j's in the park.

I won't worry about the lighters, I'll bring matches. Actually, I'll bring a mirror and light the joint off of the sun. And then start a fire at nightfall. Can I borrow the lighter, one sec?

[beachguy in thongs]

Lindsey Lohan ain't puffin' with us. She said she hated it.

[dark0ne]

so when and where is this party? i would bring a mack truck filled with ben and jerry's ice cream. some one bring SPORKS! so we can eat the bbq and the ice cream! i love being high!

[beachguy in thongs]

I don't know, I somehow got this thread confused with the genie, the magic lamp, and the three joints (two, of which, are for my nostrils) thread.

[BUZz UK]

Lindsey Lohan ain't puffin' with us. She said she hated it.
fuck Lindsey then (Ghost will anyways), so how would you persuade her to come a stoner-fest-extraordinaire?!

[GHoSToKeR]

I don't give two flying fucking bananas if she smokes or not, I WANT TO FUCK HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :p

[BUZz UK]

This has become an obsession....

[beachguy in thongs]

The guy can't seize to dream, can he?