Help Help Help PLZ HELP

[LostInFL]

Ok so here's the scoop. . . . . . .
Mom found where I usually keep my stash. Nothing on me thank god but she found my old ass moldy shit from herbal smoke shop (never waste money on that again. . . ) which has led her to want to drug test me and that tomorrow.

A minor question - is there anything in that herbal shit I should worry about? I'm thinking no. . . .

Now the problem at hand - I had I guess a whole mary cookie that knocked me off my ass on Thursday. I'm wondering if I still have a chance at failing a test (I'm assuming it's gonna be urine). I'm not a regular smoker or eater for that matter but I've heard mixed opinions on the lasting period.

My next problem is she's keeping me trapped at home so I need a way to pass the test if I'm doomed to fail without having to go out and get anything.

[DazzleMe]

dude just drink as much water as possible and cranberry juice if u have it! and pee as much as u can like as often as u can and when u have to pee in the cup pee alittle catch it and then pee the rest out. also DONT give her ur first pee of the day

[LostInFL]

Way ahead of ya on the water part :)

Thanks for the info

[Smokey McPot]

why cranberry juice? Never heard that one. I love cranberry juice though!

[DazzleMe]

cranberry juice is a natural diuretic.. it makes u pee more! lost we're both in florida scared shitless over the same thing! i just took my test yesterday and im freaking out! i hope u pass

[LostInFL]

No shit I'm scared shitless :)

My mom is a nurse so in the end she could do whatever the hell she wants to test me. Chances are good though of a pee test.

I'm sitting at home rotting away until she comes home.

Chugging water by the glass :)

Good luck on ur test Dazzle.

BTW - Heard Ibuprofen can help. . . . . .any feedback on whether it's true would be great.

[Medical Pot User]

I am up shit creek to I have a drug test for job I want, clueless what do myself/ Certo I heard does good but hard to find. Nomoney either today I have to not smoke and drink water,lol Iam doomed. How much of water and cranbury juice one can hold

[LostInFL]

Well. . . . . . .

To finish this off, I took that fucking test and passed approval just barely.

I was truly lucky as hell.

Drank a shitload of water and soda and even got to hit the store and get that certo stuff. (not sure if it helped any; I think I took the test too soon after taking the certo)

Damn, what a ride that was!

I'm gonna go roll a blunt now :)

Peace.

[DazzleMe]

CONGRATS!! happy for u! i really really hope i can post the same sometime in the next 2 days!