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Synergy21
06-20-2005, 01:42 AM
I need to go to the eye doctor tommarrow at 12, so im wondering if there is anything I need to worry about? I ask because I have to go with a parent, because im on their insurance still. They wouldn't mention it even if they knew would they? I wear contacts as well, if thats makes a difference. Also, am I good to smoke tonight?
muncheemama
06-20-2005, 01:48 AM
how would the eye doctor know you smoke man? just dont smoke before you go.
Synergy21
06-20-2005, 01:56 AM
how would the eye doctor know you smoke man? just dont smoke before you go.

I dont know how they would know, im not an eye doctor. They look in your eyes with fucking microscopes, so I was guessing it might be possible. Hopefully not though.
muncheemama
06-20-2005, 01:59 AM
dont worry youll be okay with the microscope....just dont piss in a cup
Synergy21
06-20-2005, 02:02 AM
dont worry youll be okay with the microscope....just dont piss in a cup

Why would they ask me to do that ? :eek:
muncheemama
06-20-2005, 02:05 AM
he wont...how old are you?
Hydrizzle
06-20-2005, 02:07 AM
One thing you might need to worry about is if the doc's going to fuck up and permanantly blind you.
Synergy21
06-20-2005, 02:07 AM
18, but I still have to go with a parent...
Synergy21
06-20-2005, 02:08 AM
One thing you might need to worry about is if the doc's going to fuck up and permanantly blind you.

Im not going for laser eye surgery or anything, just a check-up I guess and to get more contacts.
Hydrizzle
06-20-2005, 02:10 AM
But he might drop a scalpel right in there, or fling acid on them, or one of many things that could happen. Shit, a meteor might even kill you while your there.
lilee
06-20-2005, 02:14 AM
LOL fuckin eye doctor! man this shit is funny....
Synergy21
06-20-2005, 02:19 AM
But he might drop a scalpel right in there, or fling acid on them, or one of many things that could happen. Shit, a meteor might even kill you while your there.

Hmmm.... I should wear some body armor then.
jacquelyne
06-20-2005, 02:49 AM
LOL if you smoke just before u go man you could be prescribed some real strong bifocal coke bottle things so be careful.I wouldnt smoke that day if i were you because they would be all bloodshot and that u might get caught.
Smokin.Out
06-20-2005, 03:01 AM
Eye Doctor: "Hmmm let me see your eyes here... whats this? YOU SMOKE WEED!!!!!!!!!"

come on man get serious youre fine
givemesomeweed
06-20-2005, 03:18 AM
that last post made me giggle
Sentinel
06-20-2005, 03:45 AM
get so stoned your eyes are barely open and pitch red then go and say you need medicinal
Sentinel
06-20-2005, 03:46 AM
say your pet badger just fucked your eyes while you were sleeping
AcidFreak
06-20-2005, 06:16 AM
Even if somehow your eye doctor DID find out, chances are he won't give a shit. I know of people who tell their doctors weed works better for them than painkillers, and they just agree.
mynameismike0
06-20-2005, 06:20 AM
my mom went to the eyedoctor and i tried to get her to fake glaucoma so i could steal her weed if the doctor recommended it. turns out you can't fake that sort of thing.
420ultimatesmokage
06-20-2005, 06:32 AM
ya they blow air into your eye