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KottonMouthSara
06-19-2005, 09:12 PM
I got a few crazy thoughts in my head....unanswered questions.....like:

How come french fries are not considered as vegetables since they are deep fried potatoes?

When French people swear...do they say pardon my english?

Can it be cloudy and foggy at the same time?

Why dont the hairs on your arms get split ends?

Why do you go ??back and forth? to town if you really must go forth before you go back?

Why can't you get a tan on your palms?

Why do dogs sniff other dog??s bottoms to say hello, why don??t they just bark in their face or something?

Which way does a compass point in space?

Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked?

Anyways...these are a few unanswered thoughts...anyone got any ideas?? Or tell us your unanswered questions!!!
RIP ODB
06-19-2005, 09:14 PM
Why do hot dogs come in packages of ten, while hot dog rolls come in packages of eight?
st0n3r
06-19-2005, 09:15 PM
yeh and if ya eat runner beans.........does that mean you become a runner? LOL
KottonMouthSara
06-19-2005, 09:15 PM
That is so true!!
st0n3r
06-19-2005, 09:18 PM
this one really confusses me.........

why does fresh bottled water have sell by dates if it has been in 'volcanic rock' or 'streams' for thousands of years?
thewooman
06-19-2005, 09:20 PM
this one really confusses me.........

why does fresh bottled water have sell by dates if it has been in 'volcanic rock' or 'streams' for thousands of years?

:O OMG. lol.
KottonMouthSara
06-19-2005, 09:22 PM
Yeh or why are fizzy drinks called soft drinks? Nothing soft about them!
st0n3r
06-19-2005, 09:23 PM
yeh and also......

if vegtable oil comes from vegtables..........
and sunflower oil comes from sunflowers.........
...........where does baby oil come from 0.o????????????
KottonMouthSara
06-19-2005, 09:26 PM
If the president was gay, would his husband be the first man?
Az.
06-19-2005, 09:27 PM
LMFAO!! hahaha
KottonMouthSara
06-19-2005, 09:27 PM
hee hee :D
st0n3r
06-19-2005, 09:28 PM
what came first the chicken or the egg?

blatiently obivious that it was a dinosaur!
KottonMouthSara
06-19-2005, 09:30 PM
and why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?
st0n3r
06-19-2005, 09:41 PM
why is eastenders and corrie and etc called a soap????
Is it possible to be allergic to water?
Why do cats like to dig their paws into something before they lay down on it?
Why is there never a full English dinner or tea but there is always a full English breakfast?
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
How come only your fingers and toes get wrinkly in the shower and nothing else does?
Doesn't a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith?
Whats a question with no answer called?
"What was Captian Hook's name before he had a hook for a hand?"
Do bald people get dandruff?
Can a person with no ears wear glasses?
Can you put a gay man in a straight jacket?
Why do bullies always ask "what??s your problem" when they're obviously not going to solve it?

try and answer me them and you shall have a medal!
thewooman
06-19-2005, 09:43 PM
why is eastenders and corrie and etc called a soap????
Is it possible to be allergic to water?
Why do cats like to dig their paws into something before they lay down on it?
Why is there never a full English dinner or tea but there is always a full English breakfast?
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
How come only your fingers and toes get wrinkly in the shower and nothing else does?
Doesn't a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith?
Whats a question with no answer called?
"What was Captian Hook's name before he had a hook for a hand?"
Do bald people get dandruff?
Can a person with no ears wear glasses?
Can you put a gay man in a straight jacket?
Why do bullies always ask "what??s your problem" when they're obviously not going to solve it?

try and answer me them and you shall have a medal!


LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
KottonMouthSara
06-19-2005, 09:44 PM
Haha....why are Moroccan people labelled as being arabic when they are in Africa??
st0n3r
06-19-2005, 09:47 PM
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
KottonMouthSara
06-19-2005, 09:51 PM
Why does weed make you drive at like 10 mph?
st0n3r
06-19-2005, 09:53 PM
LOL
st0n3r
06-19-2005, 09:56 PM
what does OK stand for?
mellow mood
06-19-2005, 10:03 PM
i got a good one:

how come weed is illegal?
KottonMouthSara
06-19-2005, 10:05 PM
how come english people speak english, but americans don't speak american, they speak english?
KottonMouthSara
06-19-2005, 10:07 PM
so true!!! Following that point, why is alcohol legal when it causes thousands of deaths a year (drunk driving, violence etc) and can cause disease?
st0n3r
06-19-2005, 10:10 PM
and have you actually heared of stoned assult? i really believe that if ya legalised cannabis and illegalised alcohol, i think it would make a difference in the world........lol but then it would be funny.......i'll buy 4 cans of stella of ya 4 a tenner :P black market beer.
KottonMouthSara
06-19-2005, 10:13 PM
Haha yeh keep it on the hush hush!!
st0n3r
06-19-2005, 10:14 PM
hehe ;)
jacquelyne
06-19-2005, 11:47 PM
I think maybe i can kinda answer just one.You cannot tan on you palms because of the hardness of the skin and the excessive sweat glands in the hands and bottom of feet.Henna tattoos take better to the palms and feet because of the reason that the skin is so thick so it penetrates deeper longer colour.Ah who knows i could be wrong
PotSm0key
06-19-2005, 11:56 PM
If Seven Eleven is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why do they need locks on the doors? :D
KottonMouthSara
06-20-2005, 12:19 AM
How come strawberry milkshakes taste nothing like strawberries?
KottonMouthSara
06-20-2005, 12:36 AM
awwww I'm sure everyone loves you too!! But I think these are all unanswerable...well, apart from 1 that Jacqueline knew ;) I'm sure someone, somewhere, sometime will be able to tell us Nick....But till then, can a guy named Nick have a 'nick'name? hehe you must know the answer to that?
KottonMouthSara
06-20-2005, 12:43 AM
well I thought it was clever.... :(
st0n3r
06-20-2005, 12:55 AM
Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
st0n3r
06-20-2005, 12:56 AM
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

LMFAO!!!
KottonMouthSara
06-20-2005, 10:29 AM
Why is it rude to call a fat person 'fatty' but not rude to call a thin person 'skinny'??
BUZz UK
06-20-2005, 10:37 AM
why is eastenders and corrie and etc called a soap????
coz when they first appeared, the adverts that were put on during the breaks were for soap.
KottonMouthSara
06-20-2005, 10:41 AM
ahhhhh clever....but why soap opera....there's no singing :confused:
BUZz UK
06-20-2005, 10:45 AM
/\ lol, i dunno, but the soap thing's true...
Button Basher
06-20-2005, 11:04 AM
why is eastenders and corrie and etc called a soap?!

'Cause back when soap operas were first aired on TV they used to show soap powder commercials in-between.

I know because i'm doing an exam on the subject in T-minus 40 minutes.
rhino44
06-20-2005, 11:19 AM
Yeh or why are fizzy drinks called soft drinks? Nothing soft about them!
i know this. back when prohibition was introduced in 1920 or whenever people still liked going to the bar to socialize but couldnt get hard(liquor) drinks so they called them soft drinks. and they called icecream sundaes sundays because they were originally only served on sunday. i sure do love the history channel :D
firsttimefarmer
06-20-2005, 12:57 PM
:) yes i can answer most of these questions but my hands are having trouble conecting wit my brain. u know how it is.
but heres another.; WHY DO U CHOP A TREE DOWN AND THEN CHOP IT UP?
I'll have the answers tomorrow.
FTF :eek: :rolleyes: :( :p
KottonMouthSara
06-20-2005, 01:19 PM
i know this. back when prohibition was introduced in 1920 or whenever people still liked going to the bar to socialize but couldnt get hard(liquor) drinks so they called them soft drinks. and they called icecream sundaes sundays because they were originally only served on sunday. i sure do love the history channel :D

Ahhhhh clever!!! And I cant wait first time farmer:)

Heres another, what do you say when someone says you're in denial, but you're not? :confused: