ne1 know where i can get a blowup doll with paypal

[weedman7]

any1 know

[NoosaHeads]

dude just go to a sex shop and buy one...

Im not gonna ask what you want with one...:(

[wil86]

Its probably for his 'friend'

[professer evil]

i have 2 very attractive blow up dolls here and ill rent them out by the week,

its 50 dollars a week for mindy and michelle,just make sure you give them a good wipe before and after use

anybody can avail of this offer and the girls dont mind travelling to other countries

you can pay me by cash or paypal so think about it and get back to me

i forget to say that if anybody abuses the girls in any way or gives them a few slaps then i simply wont tollerate it.................

[weedman7]

under age for a store found a site with a cheap 20 dollor j-lo one title j-ho
if only you were serious professor evil

[daZenfmeister]

try ebay they've got "used" panties there why wouldnt they have blowup dolls

[Hektik]

i have 2 very attractive blow up dolls here and ill rent them out by the week,

its 50 dollars a week for mindy and michelle,just make sure you give them a good wipe before and after use

anybody can avail of this offer and the girls dont mind travelling to other countries

you can pay me by cash or paypal so think about it and get back to me

i forget to say that if anybody abuses the girls in any way or gives them a few slaps then i simply wont tollerate it.................
rofl

[slipknotpsycho]

lol i laughed when i saw the title of the thread.....i wouldn't waste my time on those...no, if i wanted a sex doll i'd save up 6000 bux and get a lovedoll....those are the shit! lol

[jacquelyne]

Yea ebay does have them.Look under international sellers theres some in hong kong the uk and germany i was just looking yesterday for sex toys on there.You gotta go overseas for that as in some countries they arent allowed to be listed.Actually i seen a blow up sheep here on ebay for sale lol.

[slipknotpsycho]

omfg! the ranchers had to have a blow up doll too?????

[slipknotpsycho]

lol ok i had to go find one >< lmfao http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1467&item=5590345651&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

[Cheery Cherry]

Blow up dolls? Are you serious? Are they really worth your money? I just can't imagine seeing a guy screwing a plastic doll.

[OreO]

seriously, thats crazy...does the plastic vagina really feel good?

[muncheemama]

we are finally seeing how television has ruined our youth....cant a kid just chill with a bottle of lotion for a few minutes without having to resort to a rubber chick? Use your imagination dammit!

[GHoSToKeR]

lol muncheema! :D

I have a cheap and easy alternative to a blow-up doll, Art Attack style (If you're outside the UK you won't have seen Art Attack. Poor you. :))

First, go to Florida. Walk so as to save money. In fact, crawl on your hands and knees so you don't have to spend any money on new shoes every few hundred miles (perhaps tape a cat or small woodland creature to each knee to prevent cuts and bruises).

Once in Florida, smoke yourself retarded - that's the only way you're going to follow the rest of my instructions if you were stupid enough to follow the first one.

Go to a beach and find a hot lifeguard to have sex with - if you can do that i'll give you £20.

Find a squid that's washed up on the beach. If you can't find a squid, who cares. Then get one of those cardboard tubes you find inside rolls of toilet..... roll. Tape up one end and put the squid inside the cardboard tube. Insert penis.

:)

[muncheemama]

working in youth corrections I have seen many a fake love toy, affectionately reffered to as the fifi, simply made, you place a lotion filled rubber glove inside a rolled up towel and go to town...that will run you about 16 cents

[GHoSToKeR]

But a squid inside a cardboard tube can be a friend as well as a lover.

[NoosaHeads]

Haha lmao GhOsToKeR we get art attack over here in Auss..
I even set up the swinging bucket colored sandy thing in my yard that was fun.:D

in jail they Make this thing called a fifi.
you get a washing up glove from the scullery(kithchen).load it up with Lard.
roll up a bath towel in a certain way with the rubber glove and pump away..:) ahh fifi.

[GHoSToKeR]

Sounds fun, though making love to the seperated fatty tissue of a pig doesn't sound too appealing. Could you make it with a vegetable curry?

[slipknotpsycho]

working in youth corrections I have seen many a fake love toy, affectionately reffered to as the fifi, simply made, you place a lotion filled rubber glove inside a rolled up towel and go to town...that will run you about 16 cents

omfg >< i was in juvi and those damn basterds were always horny asses and using fifi's i busted out laughing for about 10 mins when i saw that you said fifi LMFAO. what do you do in corrections? case worker? medical personal? just curious. ROFLMFAOPIMP @ fifi

[jacquelyne]

Hey ghost i see that here im not in the UK
lol muncheema! :D

I have a cheap and easy alternative to a blow-up doll, Art Attack style (If you're outside the UK you won't have seen Art Attack. Poor you. :))

First, go to Florida. Walk so as to save money. In fact, crawl on your hands and knees so you don't have to spend any money on new shoes every few hundred miles (perhaps tape a cat or small woodland creature to each knee to prevent cuts and bruises).

Once in Florida, smoke yourself retarded - that's the only way you're going to follow the rest of my instructions if you were stupid enough to follow the first one.

Go to a beach and find a hot lifeguard to have sex with - if you can do that i'll give you £20.

Find a squid that's washed up on the beach. If you can't find a squid, who cares. Then get one of those cardboard tubes you find inside rolls of toilet..... roll. Tape up one end and put the squid inside the cardboard tube. Insert penis.

:)

[muncheemama]

I worked at a very infamous residential treatment center in utah, wrangling little bastard kids. I was a counselor there for a few years.

[slipknotpsycho]

lol, yea i've seen some bratty fuckin kids while in juvi...omg i never thought that even kids could be so damn immature....i feel really bad for any of them that decide to do something worthy of prison cuz they wouldn't last five goddamn minutes without cryin for their mommies. did the crime now do your time is how i always felt about it but not them......

[muncheemama]

yeah, the place I worked was not for criminals, just little shits whos parents were too drunk or had a vacation in france and didnt want little janey tagging along. They all thaught they were tough until they heard "dial 9" called on the radio, then they fell right into line...

[nobiee420]

http://www.realdoll.com/dolls.asp

[EverydayJunglist]

try a prostitute man.honestly,it would probably be cheaper.

[muncheemama]

minus the cost of penecillan for the nasty infection you'll get....

[slipknotpsycho]

don't forget the surgical procedure to have you dick removed afterwards also.....cuz that thing is goign to turn green and fall off

[EverydayJunglist]

okay guys,ya got me

[hubblebubble]

SICK CUNT

[partyguy420]

Yea ebay does have them.Look under international sellers theres some in hong kong the uk and germany i was just looking yesterday for sex toys on there.You gotta go overseas for that as in some countries they arent allowed to be listed.Actually i seen a blow up sheep here on ebay for sale lol.

dude i got to get one of those sheeps for a "friend"... no.. here in darrington, theres a gym owned by a guy named jim... he use to live in montana... he was in prison for like 3 years... so every1 makes fun of him, by giving him fake sheeps... ohh yea.. thats the other thing... he loves sheep.

[ontariogrower]

If you give me 40$ i'll get my girlfriend to cum all over her panties and i'll send them to you so you can sniff them and be a perve.... :)

[ontariogrower]

naw i'm just joking i wouldnt get my special fiance to do that.....her cum is priceless! her pussy is tasty....why dont you just spend the money you have on a prostitute or something lol...why do you need to fuck a blow up doll....why dont you get one of those.......human like pussies....you just set them down and they are like a crotch and they have the human like vagina and you fuck them and imagine who you are fucking..if i was going ot buy anything..it would be one of those human like pussies....but i dont need one so meh......you should just try to find a girlfriend...and if you buy a blow up doll...make sure it has a hole for you to fuck....some dont even have holes they are justn ovelty blow up dolls.....

[rastabill89]

lol, your cracking me up man, i wonder what those human like pussys are like well i never had sex yet im only 16 this is gona be the year lol

[IrieAllie]

any1 know

Damn, man....just pull an American Pie stunt....have mom bake you up a nice apple pie, and go to town. Or find a woman--a real one.

[Smokey McPot]

thats fucken weird, i think id rather masturbate.

[weedman7]

LOL I FORGOT ALL BOUT THIS SHIT I THINK I WAS HIGH WHEN I TYPED NOT SURE BUT NEWAYS

I GOT A GIRL I GET PUSSY NOW GOT LAST NITE WANT AGIN

[LIP]

lol muncheema! :D

I have a cheap and easy alternative to a blow-up doll, Art Attack style (If you're outside the UK you won't have seen Art Attack. Poor you. :))

First, go to Florida. Walk so as to save money. In fact, crawl on your hands and knees so you don't have to spend any money on new shoes every few hundred miles (perhaps tape a cat or small woodland creature to each knee to prevent cuts and bruises).

Once in Florida, smoke yourself retarded - that's the only way you're going to follow the rest of my instructions if you were stupid enough to follow the first one.

Go to a beach and find a hot lifeguard to have sex with - if you can do that i'll give you £20.

Find a squid that's washed up on the beach. If you can't find a squid, who cares. Then get one of those cardboard tubes you find inside rolls of toilet..... roll. Tape up one end and put the squid inside the cardboard tube. Insert penis.

:)

Art attack was an amazing thing when i was a lad.... Is it still on ITV??? I wouldnt mind seeing him pain something on the floor... you know when he does the massive drawings ... they are amazing.

[Mary Jane x3]

My first advice, talk to a girl big guy, they arent that hard to get. If that doesnt work, go to plan B. Go to google search tits, click a site, and call up rosey palms

[Breukelen advocaat]

New York "shock-jock," Howard Stern had sex with his RealDoll on air, and swore that he had fallen instantly in love. "She feels better than a real woman! . . . . My wife isnâ??t as good as this," he confided to millions of stupefied, but curious listeners. http://www.blackjelly.com/Mag/features/livdoll.htm