Agenda...session?...plan..? whatever

[OreO]

i dont know what the fuck to call this thread but its just me talking about what the fuck im about to do...do you mind? anyway lets start today sucked! bored off my ass had work and fucked up at work...made me mad...customers suck! So i get off of work and im putting my money away in my safe and i see i have......a resin ball...wow like i give a shit...SIKE i was fuckin happy cause thats what i needed....i scrapped it up a couple days ago just incase i run out of herbal...its mixed with some keef. Then 20 mins latr my dealer calls,,, tells me to come over, he just got some herb. Then as i leave my sis husband asked me to get him a gram and he will give me 20 and hash that he doesnt want...SHIT GOT EVEN BETTER! cmon now free hash....thats crazy, ive been lookin for some and now im gettin it for free??? Its good too...
BOW i have a gram of decent herb(not great but sticky enough, no seeds), i have a resin ball, and some hash. GREAT, now lets geet high right? NO, i smoke(1-2 bowls) but i usaully have sessions(6 or more bowls, depending on how much weed) with friends instead of myself.

I call my friend up but he is doing the girlfriend thing tonight and my gf is in Jersey so i decide what the fuck not? ill have a session to myself and a damn good one, heres the agenda

smoke the weed(5 bowls approximatley)

smoke the resin ball

smoke 2 hits of hash

and to top it all off 1 ciggy... After that im going to play around with my crazy looking cat while im high...its real entertaining, sometimes i zone out

then i come back to here...the boards...where my mind is all fucked up...i hope i think i will be fucked....we will see,,,now after i typed this i wonder why i wrote it out...what i was going to do that is...o well let it marinate

Im going to visit where all the flowers grow, dont worry ill be back in a hour or so... :p


o ya the brown stuff is the hash and the black shit iis the resin(sorry for the quality of the pic)

[kablam]

So, do you have your GED yet?

[TokeAlloT]

check this shit out, if all goes as plan its gona be a great weekend, buyin alota bangin nug from nyc tomorrow, and go smoke it in a tight ass bong

[NoosaHeads]

Ha thats cool..
a crappy day turned out pretty good...:D

[OreO]

ive had my GED...im on break from college now

[OreO]

ive had my GED...im on break from college now(havent started session cause my moms awake stillFUCK)

[Hydrizzle]

So how's that Domi-hoe's job goin? Makin some money?

[OreO]

holy fuck....im fucked up, my fingers are so shaky its hard to type

ya im making good money at domihos but i was pissed as shit today cause i goto this pool right and i go there and im standing holding the pizza(you know the customers supposed to get up and see to you to pay) and they forgot to put the name of whos pizza it was to claim so i had no clue whos it was, they couldnt contact the person cause they had no name...so im waitin, looking around for someone to claim the pizza for like ten minutes wasting my time and then i see some bitch waving her hands for me to go over there and get the money...NO! it doesnt work like that she is supposed to pick it up! IM NOT SUPPOSED TO GO OVER THERE! but i do cause i have to...then she is like where are my 2 cokes? i was like FUCK...i left em in the car...no biggy atleast i didnt leave it at the store right, but it waste my fucking time going back and forth to the damn pool to my car, but i do....


So after all that shit i have to goto this one address off this main road... its called Lee Chapel road and im looking for and i cant find shit, so i call domihos to help me out to find the damn bitch. My manager tells me that i have to turn right off of lee chapel onto Broad Dr. and the first right is where the house 6263 is. So im lookin all over the place and i see the first right but its not the right road my manager told me...so im confused...i drive around for about 5 mins looking then i called again and he told me its the very first right....and i dont get it...i redo the process and i look closer and theres this little path/cut where ii had to turn so that fuckin pissed me off. So here look first they road Lee chapel where the house claims to be isnt on lee chapel and on top of that its in a cut, not get this...i pull in im looking for the damn number of the house its like 6111,6113,6114,6263....wtf...do you notice somthing wrong there? do you see that big ass jump? from 6111 to 6263 wtf that shit fucking drove me crazy cause it fucked me reallll hard in the head made me think i was lost. I get there people are not pissed for me being a while so he tips me like 5 bucks...cool...


then i goto the next place...and i know how to get there and i do i get there but, i goto the door and this little girl comes to get the pizza and says "my mom called in, and they said its free cause you took too long"...i was like "ooo ok...., have a great night..."......(in my minded i was like fuck I just got OWNED but a little girl)....dammit im fucking pissed!!! ugh...next stop i knew where to go didnt get lost, so i go there i was worried that he would be mad cause i was late...so i rang the doorbell..i heard it ring loudly...noone answers...ring it again and i hear it again...noone answers. I went back to my car i was so mad, so much bullshit on this run and it started from the pool bitch. I called up the number that was on the box, a guy picked up

Guy-hello?
Me-Hi im with dominos did you order a pizzA?
Guy-Uh Ya?
Me-well i just came to your house, and noone answered
Guy-you did?
Me-ya...just open the door and ill be there now...
Guy- ok

and he was like "i was asleep, here dude" 3 dollar tip....cool

and then i get back and my manager lets me go but ya thats why it sucked today

but i made ok tips considering how shitty it was, $45

but im not mad anymore...im too high its ok!


o ya its not the job i hate...its the customerss

[mynameismike0]

i hate my icecream shoppe job because of the customers. and the fact that i can't go blazed anymore :(

[Hydrizzle]

lol, all the things you just listed happen to me on a regualr basis! Get used to this shit. Some people are just too fucking stupid to order a pizza (and i bet some of them post here)

Just a few pointers so you wont be an asshole to the pizza guy:

Tip at least $2 (3+ if you live far away [like 6 miles away])

Asnwer the door promptly

DO NOT send kids to answer the door, because they always steal the tip.

Dont tell the pizza guy any complaints you have because #1, he probably doesnt give a shit at that point, and #2, there isnt shit he can do about it! Call the freakin' manager already!

DO NOT ask for change for a $50 or an $100, because we only have like $20 on us at any point!

PLEASE know where you live, and what the nearest major intersection is! You have no idea how many people dont know where they live!

Last but not least, WE DONT MAKE A LIVING ON THANK YOU'S, WE MAKE A LIVING ON TIPS!

[OreO]

haha omg you fuckin said it drizzle, i forgot to tell you in the story, i went to this one house earlier and the totale of the pizza is 27.42 and i get the money but i leave without checking if it was right( should have) but i realized it in the car...i could've gone back but i said fuck it man...it just pissed me off how they couldnt atleast have the proper amount...it took like some extra of my tip money but it wasnt that bad...owell

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

shit, that doesn't sound good, but thanks, i laughed so hard, when you said "in my minded i was like fuck I just got OWNED but a little girl." bet she had a cheeky smile on her face too 'cuz they got the pizza free. ya should have bitch slapped that fucker back to hell and run away (even if she was only young and it wasn't like it was her fault... still good though)
Hope you have a good time for the rest of the day
...Josh

[OreO]

i would be a bitch to the customers...its just that i like my job and would like to keep it :p

[Hydrizzle]

You can always spit on thier car, or put some napkins in thier tailpipe, or something along that line.