What is it with stoners and walking in the middle of roads?

[Chronic]

I have noticed that everytime I go out for a smoke we all walk in the middle of the road, only to run screaming whenever a car comes. Do you or any of your mates do this?

[LOVElife]

NO BRUV

[BUZz UK]

NO BRUV
LMFAO!
hey chronic, where are you in Norfolk, i'm in the norwich posse meself, theres four other ppl from norfolk on here....

[OR Freebird]

Yes. I find the lines down the middle help me navigate straighter when I am not straight. Plus, what the hell, anyone can walk on a sidewalk -- it takes big balls to do something incredibly stoned and stupid like walk down the middle of the road. But therein lies the rush. Walking down the road is like extreme sports for the unathletic. Good for the heart. And finallly, it weeds out (no pun intended) those who do not deserve to contribute to the gene pool.

Thank god I'm not in Europe with the cars going the other direction. That would really mess me up. You only get to jump the wrong way once.

[LOVElife]

Yes. I find the lines down the middle help me navigate straighter when I am not straight. Plus, what the hell, anyone can walk on a sidewalk -- it takes big balls to do something incredibly stoned and stupid like walk down the middle of the road. But therein lies the rush. Walking down the road is like extreme sports for the unathletic. Good for the heart. And finallly, it weeds out (no pun intended) those who do not deserve to contribute to the gene pool.

Thank god I'm not in Europe with the cars going the other direction. That would really mess me up. You only get to jump the wrong way once.
NAVIGATE? R U CRAZY? i smoke some nice weed a lot of the time, and have never had problems with navigation!

ALSO if you require the lines for navigation, SURELY THE LAST THING YOU WANNA BE DOING IS WALKING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD! IT TAKES MASSIVE BALLS TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT MATE!!! :confused:

Is it just me people, or am I the only one who can function normally and ill requires silly stoner stereotypes to go about my day?

[Cennar]

straighter when I am not straight.
lol, the context is good two :P yeah im pritty good about strate walking and junk my girlfriend likes to walk just a little on the road next to me that scares me. last night she asked if i could here the squarels, then cupped here ears with her hands and leaned as to direct me and her ears to the sound of noisy things.

[BUZz UK]

NAVIGATE? R U CRAZY? i smoke some nice weed a lot of the time, and have never had problems with navigation!

ALSO if you require the lines for navigation, SURELY THE LAST THING YOU WANNA BE DOING IS WALKING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD! IT TAKES MASSIVE BALLS TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT MATE!!! :confused:

Is it just me people, or am I the only one who can function normally and ill requires silly stoner stereotypes to go about my day?
lol, i think he was jokin' mate...

[Chronic]

LMFAO!
hey chronic, where are you in Norfolk, i'm in the norwich posse meself, theres four other ppl from norfolk on here....
I'm from Aylsham, about 12 miles from norwich

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

I dunno but this reminded me of yesterday, we were in the car(me sasha and her brother in law) and he says like i love you to this guy on the streeT(homeless lookin guy) and so he like starts throwin his hands like "wanna fight"<<ya know what im talking about>> and so we go around and then on the way back sasha brother inlaw like flips him off and i moon him, cuz we were in a bronco and it didnt have a back window, LMAO it was funny...oh what were you talking about? lol

[Sentinel]

one time i was super stoned and i was about to cross a street with cars on it, n i was like holy shit we almost got hit by a car then hes like guy were like half a block away from the road lol

[robert42]

one time i was super stoned and i was about to cross a street with cars on it, n i was like holy shit we almost got hit by a car then hes like guy were like half a block away from the road lol

wow YOUR RICK JAMES BITCH!

[hoodedclum]

I'm from Aylsham, about 12 miles from norwich


do you know a guy called james bix ?

[Etrain]

I just walk down the street with a doobie hanging off my mouth. No thing...that's how us Oregon folk do it.

[420ultimatesmokage]

nothing like being ripped and walking down the street

[Oli]

I try to avoid roads when high, we had a disagreement. I don't want to talk about it.