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NoosaHeads
06-16-2005, 04:24 AM
The Kids are sitting in the first grade Classroom..
Teacher walks in and says.
"ok Kids Today were Going to do rhymes and the rhyme has to end in If I can If I can If I can".ok Kids who wants to start.?.

Little steevie stands up..
"Lets hear what you have steevie". Sad the teacher.

Steevie stands up and starts..

"When I grow Up to be a Man I'll go to Germany and Japan.
If i can If i can if i can..

Verry Good said the teacher who's Next.?.

Suzie Stands up.
ok suzie said the teacher lets hear your rhyme.

Suzie starts.
"when I grow up to be a lady I want to have ten little babys.
If i can If i can if i can..

verry good suzy whos Next..

little johnny stands up and starts...

"when I grow up to be a Man Fuck Germany and Japan
And I'll help suzie with Her Plan If I can If I can If I can......

:D

Juggalotus17
06-16-2005, 04:36 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHA

unmeg
06-16-2005, 04:57 AM
lmao off noosa

OreO
06-16-2005, 05:24 AM
HAHA U CRAZY FUCK NOOSA YOU

NoosaHeads
06-16-2005, 05:59 AM
lol....I thought this Place could use a bit of lightening up.....

If anyone else has a decent Joke please Post it..
Lets get some happy vibes goin...

Anonymous
06-16-2005, 06:04 AM
lmao

3 Sheets To The Wind
06-16-2005, 11:10 AM
Very nice, little johnny... what a good lad!

luckydan
06-16-2005, 11:54 AM
good one noosa,lol.........