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What do you think that clitoris size determines about sex drive and why?
djaio
06-15-2005, 09:25 PM
answer instinctively?
what do you want them to do, scream their answer in a burst of primal rage?
no just a quick answer i did a some research over time and i want to see if what i found coinsides with what girls think?
IrieAllie
06-15-2005, 10:13 PM
Well, I hit my sexual peak recently (turned 35 this month), and I am FAIRLY certain my clitoris has not grown :) If you know what you are doing, the rest takes care of itself, honey :)
What does dick size do to determine sex drive?
Oh my god this question made me laugh :) if you compare the same question with dick sizes most men have a small sex drive :rolleyes:
Thanks for the laugh guys :)
love mand x
Well, I hit my sexual peak recently (turned 35 this month), and I am FAIRLY certain my clitoris has not grown :) If you know what you are doing, the rest takes care of itself, honey :)
What does dick size do to determine sex drive?
Is your clitoris bigger or smaller then a 1/2 inch with that answer we go to the next question how long do you stay wet for after a clit orgasm do you look for g spot orgasm to finish?
makor01
06-15-2005, 10:55 PM
wow dude...i mean come on.... :confused:
DonnieDarko
06-15-2005, 11:27 PM
mytm
I woudn't be able to pick a clitoris out of a line-up of female sex organs, so I don't understand how you can be all knowledgable about this very mysterious part of the anatomy. I don't even think there is any such thing. Women make it up just to make it hard for us.
likemclever
06-16-2005, 01:07 AM
mytm
I woudn't be able to pick a clitoris out of a line-up of female sex organs, so I don't understand how you can be all knowledgable about this very mysterious part of the anatomy. I don't even think there is any such thing. Women make it up just to make it hard for us.
Of course likely story ....blame the woman.
djaio
06-17-2005, 03:14 AM
i have a large penis, and i have a large sex drive.
slipknotpsycho
06-17-2005, 07:31 AM
ok wth is the point to this question? are you sure you don't wanna just fantasize i mean come on, you get personal then ubeilievalbly get even more personal when someone answers ><
jacquelyne
06-20-2005, 04:18 AM
Maybe its that men get confused.The clit looks like a little ball thingy that sits under the clit hood unless it is aroused well thats me.I need to see whats a so called small clit a medium size and large.Shit i feel i need to measure now u do mean just the clit or do u mean the hood also ? Im gonna get my piercing calipers and have a measure this is sick but now u have me wondering lol.Ok its .5 cm or 3/16 of an inch thats just the clitoris and not the hood is that big or small or medium because when you say 1/2 inch that must include the hood unless i am severley abnormal.
Stedric
06-20-2005, 04:28 AM
mytm
I woudn't be able to pick a clitoris out of a line-up of female sex organs, so I don't understand how you can be all knowledgable about this very mysterious part of the anatomy. I don't even think there is any such thing. Women make it up just to make it hard for us.
When your next with a girl, if you find it, she'll let you know. Trust me.
slipknotpsycho
06-20-2005, 09:34 AM
my advice...eat her out reaaaaaaaaaaaaaally good til she's panting, then that fucker will come out to play lol
DrGonzo
06-20-2005, 06:58 PM
spread the lips, and lick from bottom to top several times. The clit will soon pop out from under the hood, but that doesn't mean stop licking!
as for size, I seriously doubt it would matter for sex drive...clit size would never come into play if a woman is disinterested in sex, and if the woman is seriously aroused and horny then the clit isn't technically necessary to do so, right?
and from my own personal experience, the clit will swell with arousal, just like a penis. although it usually doesn't get that big...might get up to twice its size (think a baby carrot, with most of it hidden under the hood)
DonnieDarko
06-20-2005, 07:14 PM
Maybe its that men get confused.The clit looks like a little ball thingy that sits under the clit hood unless it is aroused well thats me.I need to see whats a so called small clit a medium size and large.Shit i feel i need to measure now u do mean just the clit or do u mean the hood also ? Im gonna get my piercing calipers and have a measure this is sick but now u have me wondering lol.Ok its .5 cm or 3/16 of an inch thats just the clitoris and not the hood is that big or small or medium because when you say 1/2 inch that must include the hood unless i am severley abnormal.
There's a HOOD ????
makor01
06-20-2005, 09:04 PM
yeah man it has a hood release and all, just like a car.....umm ok :cool:
maryjanemama
06-20-2005, 09:47 PM
There's a HOOD ????
Lol, Donnie, you're joking....right? If not, I may have to post a detailed pic in the Member's Only forum for future reference. :D
DonnieDarko
06-20-2005, 10:07 PM
Lol, Donnie, you're joking....right? If not, I may have to post a detailed pic in the Member's Only forum for future reference. :D
Anybody in particular, MJM ???? :p
I'll be serious .... I can lick the alphabet (upper and lower case) with the best pussy hounds, and I'll always assist with the power tools when needed, but hitting the spot is a real crap-shoot for me. Sometimes I strike oil, and other times ....... nothin.
I've been working at this for a long time, and it's still one of lifes BIG mysteries. I am so NOT the Commander of the CLIT. I'm not sure a picture would help.
muncheemama
06-20-2005, 10:16 PM
hmmm sucks to be your girlfriend....
DonnieDarko
06-20-2005, 10:21 PM
hmmm sucks to be your girlfriend....
wife .... of 26 years ..... (and she doesn't even complain !!!!) .
Fengzi
06-20-2005, 10:37 PM
Donnie, if you need some clitoris advice just ask mytm, the well known clitologist. His knowledge of the clit far exceeds that of any mortal man.
DonnieDarko
06-20-2005, 10:49 PM
mytm is a poser .... I'm taking my next lesson from DrGonzo. Lick bottom to top --> That's gold ..... why didn't I ever try that ???? There's a baby carrot under the hood --> Brilliant !!!!
muncheemama
06-20-2005, 10:49 PM
wife .... of 26 years ..... (and she doesn't even complain !!!!) .
might I suggest and evening of exploration mr darko?
DonnieDarko
06-20-2005, 10:51 PM
might I suggest and evening of exploration mr darko?
I'm goin back in ......
GHoSToKeR
06-20-2005, 10:51 PM
I wrote a thesis on this one, but then I masturbated over it and it got stuck to my shoe.
makor01
06-20-2005, 10:52 PM
mytm is a poser ....
Haha i couldnt of said it better myself.
GHoSToKeR
06-20-2005, 10:52 PM
Sorry, couldn't resist. :)
makor01
06-20-2005, 10:53 PM
fly by
muncheemama
06-20-2005, 11:16 PM
do it! and dont come back until your mission is complete!
Fengzi
06-20-2005, 11:19 PM
Donnie, maybe you should invest in a good headlamp. Just imagiine the look on your wife's face when you jump into bed with nothing but this on :eek:
muncheemama
06-20-2005, 11:21 PM
thats hot
GHoSToKeR
06-20-2005, 11:22 PM
...and practical.
DonnieDarko
06-20-2005, 11:33 PM
Looks good .... How long does the battery last ???? I may be down there for a while.
GHoSToKeR
06-20-2005, 11:44 PM
Convert it to solar power. The only drawback would be that you would have to use it in the daytime, or you may have to wear the hat during the day to store up solar energy for later on, but at least you'll be helping to stop global warming or some crap. :)
jacquelyne
06-21-2005, 03:18 AM
Yea maryjane needs to see a pic definatley i feel like sending him one myself lol.An extreme close up both of the clit and hood not aroused and also a pic of a hood pulled back so u can see what the clit looks like so he knows exactly where to munch.
jacquelyne
06-21-2005, 03:27 AM
Donnie that is fucking wicked and so sad for your sweet wife.She obviously is a very kind sweet person or is not very sexually forward.If you were my husband i would pull your face down there and put your mouth exactly where i wanted it and then i would tell you to lick away.If you were doing it wrong or not hitting the right spot then i would sort it out and put you in the right spot.Why dont you let her sit on your face then she can put herself where it feels best.Sorry if that was a little graphic but you should know better if you have been married so long.Were you both virgins when you married because if thats the case i can kind of see why.
wife .... of 26 years ..... (and she doesn't even complain !!!!) .
DonnieDarko
06-25-2005, 12:33 PM
munchee / jacquelyne/Dr Gonzo / MJM / and all,
Mission Accomplished !!! Everything came together as you guys described. Popped the hood, licked bottom to top. I knew that I was on the right track when I got some immediate feedback.
I stopped for a second a few times to catch a glimpse of the "baby carrot" but I wasn't able to get measurements, I didn't want to screw anything up.
I really do want to thank you guys, while we had a few chuckles, sexual techniques is serious business. In retrospect, in the past, I was all over the place, which easily explains the inconsistent results.
munchee / jacquelyne/Dr Gonzo / MJM / and all,
Mission Accomplished !!! Everything came together as you guys described. Popped the hood, licked bottom to top. I knew that I was on the right track when I got some immediate feedback.
I stopped for a second a few times to catch a glimpse of the "baby carrot" but I wasn't able to get measurements, I didn't want to screw anything up.
I really do want to thank you guys, while we had a few chuckles, sexual techniques is serious business. In retrospect, in the past, I was all over the place, which easily explains the inconsistent results.
Well done Donnie!!! :D
Here's to the next 26yrs.......
muncheemama
06-25-2005, 01:59 PM
youre the man! I knew you could do it....*sniff* *sniff* Thats my boy...
slipknotpsycho
06-25-2005, 04:31 PM
youre the man!
this is a test to see who knows their stand up comedians in reply to the quote above what commedian follows it by "yeah, well...you the fucking honky!"
GHoSToKeR
06-25-2005, 05:01 PM
Richard Pryor?
cloudy
06-26-2005, 08:43 AM
clit determins the sex drive?? what? i heard that it swells when a girl is horny.
slipknotpsycho
06-26-2005, 09:38 AM
Richard Pryor?
no silly.....George Carlin ^^ i believe it's from "You are all diseased"
mmmresin
07-25-2005, 10:55 PM
yeah man it has a hood release and all, just like a car.....umm ok :cool:
i gots a spoiler!
IrieAllie
07-25-2005, 11:45 PM
I'm goin back in ......
I KNEW you had it in ya, Donnie!!!! Go forth, man. Go and strike GOLD!!!!! And, BELIEVE ME....you will KNOW when you've hit the motherlode!!!!! :D
A Foo Says
07-26-2005, 03:04 AM
do it! and dont come back until your mission is complete!
Dont forget to bring a towel!
BILL THICK
07-26-2005, 10:59 AM
I didn't know that canoes had Hoods I thought they had paddles. I'm sure thats how they came up with the ole paddle wheels and steam boats. I would think that if you find the damn canoe and its gota paddlewheel then you have found a sex drive indicator.
mellow mood
08-07-2005, 05:28 PM
this thread is seriously funny
powair
08-15-2005, 09:35 PM
answer instinctively?
what do you want them to do, scream their answer in a burst of primal rage?
holy shit this made me laugh harder than ive ever laughed at anything read!
BILL THICK
08-23-2005, 02:41 AM
Kewl I got some pretty good chuckles goin on this thread myself , LOL so hard I almost peed my britches , ....LOL
Really good to Laugh!!!!!!!!!
BILL THICK
08-23-2005, 03:24 AM
Forgot to tell ya all thanks for the input, would have never known ya need a Caliper to have oral sex( I got a LED digital with lighted dial and accuracy to 1000th of an inch after reading thius thread) Alot easier to use, don't have to have the lights on to check under the hood. All set to monitor the baby carrot grow.
thanks
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