Losing my personality on weed and becoming a demented, genious scientist

[Toking with Jesus]

I decided to toke up a good 4 hits at the woods, before going to the nude beach (Gunnison beach, New Jersey). It had been 6 weeks since my last toke-up, so I was sure ready for a near psychedlic experience. After taking the 4 deep hits, that weird familar buzz kicked in. Everything then became so slooooow and I became soooo mellow. I packed up my pipe and baggie into the bookbag, and proceeded to walk towards the beach. By now, my walking had become robotic-like, and I felt like a walking APE! My arms and legs moved in a sort of mechanical function, and I couldnt fix this mechanical feel to myself. When I got to the crowded beach, I fell into this trance that I was a genious with spiked up hair. My thoughts completly changed, my facial expression changed, and I wasnt myself anymore. It was strange, but I actually FORGOT my personality! I approached these 2 people suntanning nude at the beach and actually asked them in a low raspy tone (definitely not my normal voice)
"Do you have the I-155 documents of the Neurodextromonity cyclone model?"
They gave me this strange look, and said what?
I repeated myself, actually expecting documents from these people! I truly believed I was at a space station being scientist in the near future INSIDE my own head! I cant explain it in words....so fucking strange...
anyways, after the people could not comphrehent me, I kneeled over to them and said "Drop the documents at cortex 144, asphalt radio wave elevel-zero.five grid." I was actually expecting these people to implant documentations inside my brain by friday!
ALl the while I was going around the whole beach asking these technical questions (I cant remember them all) I was getting these looks at me. I was deep inside my little own world of subconcscious perceptions, and couldnt not actually grasp reality that I was at a fucking nude beach!
I thought I was in a space station!
Any kind of weird thing like this happen when u toke?

[RidingHigh]

What ever u smoked i want 10 pounds of it...

[Dick Justice]

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I'm taking six months off just to get that stoned.

[Etrain]

Damn, for real...I wish I could get that high.

[lilee]

yea i want some of his shit.......

[Red Baron]

Sounds like Salvia!

[DrGonzo]

sounds like a wasted trip to the nude beach. So was it the weed you smoked? as in, can you smoke it again and get that fucked up again? cuz you should smoke some, then while you're a genius, figure out how to clone it. and then send me some. seriously

[RidingHigh]

Some damn good weed wish i had some of it.. still have the seeds?(if any)

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

damn umm maybe like 6 bowls but 4hits? damn! lol

[Sentinel]

ive thought crazy thoughts like that but never actually believed it lol i didnt think it was possible

[xNoa]

ive started losing sense in reality a bit more now i only smoke a few times a week lol, sometimes i feel like im someone out of a soap opera.. or just some weird 3rd person perspective

[Toking with Jesus]

I notice everybody wants to know the kind of weed I smoke...Let me tell you guys something...I only smoked Silver Haze. The real secret to getting as stoned as a motherfucker to the point where you cannot tell the difference between reality and imagination is MODERATION!
I've never smoked more than twice a week AT THE MOST. Usually it's just once every 2 weeks. I'll take some really deep hits...hold em for about 10 secs, and blow away. 4 hits are the most I've ever done. If I do more, I will most likely pass out in the forst naked lol. Everybody I know in school smoke EVERYDAY, and their experiences dont compare to mine. They just smoke a fat joint, and get really lazy and tired. Thats because they do this EVERYDAY, and they have very high tolerance to it. A waste of $$$$.
If you are looking for relaxation, but dont want to fuck up your Marijuana tolerance, The prescription med Flexeril or Soma will get the job done. It is a skeletal CNS muscle relaxant, and will mellow you out.
This way...you can smoke up once a week, and get very high, and experience Marijuana everytime as if its always your first time.
Sound good?
www.rxgreatprices.com is a reputable source where meds such as soma or flexeril, or any other painillers can be obtained without a prescription. Im not sure if im allowed to post sources here, if im not, please omit the link admin.
Personally for me, I do the Jacuzzi to relax.

[mellow mood]

i onyl think u must not smoke pretty often man

[Soleman]

i only ever got that high once when smoked 2 grams out of my bong to myself one day all in one sitting with otu stopping =( dunn what i was thinking.. but i definatley wasnt myself or wasnt where i thoguht i was =(( reallly weird!

[lilee]

ive started losing sense in reality a bit more now i only smoke a few times a week lol, sometimes i feel like im someone out of a soap opera.. or just some weird 3rd person perspective
i hear that!

[kablam]

I dunno about that moderation thing. Of course everyone remembers that first high: The tunnle vision, random thoughts. I personally believe you only get that "first high" in your rookie times. maybe the first week or couple months at the most. I quit once for 6 months, not one single puff of the sweet green love. I was a super heavy smoker at the time and I wanted to accomplish two things. 1, clear my head couse I felt really clouded from smoking every day all day. 2, to be able to get that "first high" again when I started smoking. Well after about 6 months I toked up. Granted it only took 1 or 2 hits to get high... it wasn't like my first high. Just my personal experience with sobering up and starting up again. It may be different for you but because of that, I don't think that first high is achievable again.

[BalliN]

quit posting ur pcp stories plz. this is a cannabis forum.

[IntrepidS]

Are you sure somebody didn't hide a tab of LSD in your food earlier that day?

[DrGonzo]

hey TWJ, does that website happen to sell dextromethorphan hydrobromide in pure powder form? I need about half a kilo, and some fillable time-release caplets if you have them.

[robert42]

all im saying is:

lmao

wtf?

lmfao

man crack is crazy

Neurodextromiwhatthefuckkkkkkkkkkkkk
OMG

Holy Shit

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

at home, when i'm high and look down at the floor, i hear a buzzing and when i move my head down further (very slowly) the buzzing gets more high pitched and faster, and it happens until it's just a very high pitched ringing in my ears
Also (it doesn't happen so often now, but used to A LOT) when i walk round corners (into a different room) everything slows down and it looks like i'm watchin myself walk there and when i look at the floor and stuff as i walk i can't follow a straight line, it sort of moves in section (----- rather than ________ lol)

When i first started smokin' i was walking around with my friend after smoking 2 bowls of strong bud, and kept sort of blacking out, for minutes at a time i would be walking still mumbling shit and not knowing what i was doing, the whole time i was in a sort of dream like phase (i also couldn't remember who my friend was even though i had known him for 4 years and i said twice "who the fuck are you dude?" and just laughin) it was pretty dangerous, me being that fucked up because we were crossing main roads while i was in the dreaming phase and i wasn't aware of anything that had happened, oh yeh i forgot where i lived so we went back to his house and i lay down staring at an Offspring poster, and the skull guy thing was moving it's hair and coming towards me), and i was remembering back to things that happened in my primary school and all the people there very vividly, but i could control what people did. It was the highest i have ever been and was wondering if the weed was laced at the time. It was crazy, and come to think of it, if i pick up tomorrow i'll try and get that high again and see if i can.......