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stoned247
06-14-2005, 01:56 PM
whats up stoners?????????
i can't find any smoke around here(columbia,sc) so I ordered some of that fake alternative shit from smoke shop. Has anyone tried that shit before? does it get you stoned? or did I just waste $35 bones? :confused:
you wasted $35.
if you want to mail order real buds post your email address
rajking86
06-14-2005, 02:28 PM
MAN!!!!!!!!! IT GETS YOU SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKED UP mannnnn!
ALWAYS buy LEGAL, alternative bud! fuck that street WEED, that "Hawaiian SuperSweet Skunk Hydro cherry-berry legal alternative bud" is worth EVERY penny!
^^note the sarcasm
sorry buddy, u wasted 35 greenbacks, really.
Damn, just take a drive downtown, you'll find yourself a handful of drugs!
amsterdam
06-14-2005, 02:34 PM
MAN!!!!!!!!! IT GETS YOU SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKED UP mannnnn!
ALWAYS buy LEGAL, alternative bud! fuck that street WEED, that "Hawaiian SuperSweet Skunk Hydro cherry-berry legal alternative bud" is worth EVERY penny!
^^note the sarcasm
sorry buddy, u wasted 35 greenbacks, really.
Damn, just take a drive downtown, you'll find yourself a handful of drugs!
you got that right,look for a street called martin luther king blvd or ave in any city in america and you will find the good stuff.
IrieAllie
06-14-2005, 02:39 PM
My girlfriend bought the "legal" alternative. It burns your throat so bad, you need a pitcher of icewater standing by. The ONLY thing is does for you is make you $35 poorer. Sorry about that.... :(
Allie
stoned247
06-14-2005, 02:41 PM
you wasted $35.
if you want to mail order real buds post your email address
thanks, ya i thought so but what the hell its only 35 bucks. oh well lesson learned. my email is
[email protected]
thanks
3 Sheets To The Wind
06-14-2005, 03:49 PM
If the alternative does fuck all, why are people still buying that shit (they must be to keep the businesses running) it doesnt make sense, unless dealers and people could pack real bud with the fake stuff to make more money... hmmm
ermitonto
06-14-2005, 04:19 PM
It's because there are always gullible people who can't find or afford bud, who haven't heard that the "legal weed" doesn't do anything. The ads make it sound like the buds are going to get you really fucked up and the desperate stoner thinks he has finally found a way to get high. It's just too appealing an offer. And who is courageous enough to sue these people for false advertisement? Who wants to stand up in front of a judge and say "This fake marijuana didn't get me high like the ad says"? It's an industry that relies on a constant influx of desperate (usually teenage) stoners since they get almost no repeat business.
Dick Justice
06-14-2005, 04:20 PM
Just like this poor guy.
NextGen
06-14-2005, 07:00 PM
clever business really. At least they could make the shit taste good with a artificial flavoring. If they can make jellybeans taste like snot I'm sure it can be done.
maryjanemama
06-14-2005, 08:51 PM
I think the reason they can stay in business is because there will always be ppl who get desperate when they can't find real weed.
3 Sheets To The Wind
06-14-2005, 09:00 PM
good answers, hopefully i'll never find myself getting desperate enough to buy fake stuff, and if so, i give you lot permission to bitch-slap me:D, so yeh sorry to hear about the wased money, but nevermind, you managed to learn a valuable lesson
RidingHigh
06-14-2005, 09:28 PM
i was gona buy some cuz iv had people tell me its realy good, but iuno anymore lol.
chillstoner420
06-19-2005, 02:04 AM
hey xNoa, my email address is
[email protected], drop me an email sometime
NowhereMan
06-19-2005, 02:33 PM
it should come with a warning label
'for hard up users who can pretend to get high untill they score REAL weed"
if u can legally buy it,DONT becuase it will have NO THC
sorry to say i think ya waisted ya money on a fantasy
good luck
beatpixie
06-19-2005, 02:56 PM
I bought some when I first moved here and it was horrible. Left me feeling nauseas and having a horrible headache. Even when mixed it sucks haha. I threw away the pipe i smoked it in because I didn't want that shit contaminating my nice real bud.
Edgar
06-19-2005, 03:36 PM
No repeat customers and yet they're still in business... Incredible.
Looker
06-19-2005, 04:50 PM
I think the reason they can stay in business is because there will always be ppl who get desperate when they can't find real weed.
EXACTAMUNDO!!!
phunkybrewster
06-19-2005, 04:58 PM
i did the same thing-it was like smoking nasty, old lettuce. it's absolute crap.
robert42
06-19-2005, 05:28 PM
i belive hightimes run the whole legal herb thing they seem to promote it in there mags b4, bit fishy.
wutang123456
06-19-2005, 05:41 PM
i smoked some 'legal high' shit that some one bought a few years ago, at it wasn't bad, but hat shit on herbal smoke shop is shit
dokowitz4carbowski
06-19-2005, 05:44 PM
you wasted $35.
if you want to mail order real buds post your email address
I'm so glad i seen this, cos i was just about to go order some, its so difficult to get weed where i am.
can you help? my mail is
[email protected]
cheers bud! :D
AcidFreak
06-19-2005, 08:57 PM
Mail order weed, eh? Hit me up sometime
[email protected]
sToNeDpEnGuIn420
06-19-2005, 08:59 PM
i did the same thing-it was like smoking nasty, old lettuce. it's absolute crap.
Yum lettuce. :D haha
chaoticmom
07-22-2005, 07:40 PM
Damn, just take a drive downtown, you'll find yourself a handful of drugs!
I too wasted money (only I spent a whole lot more for the "variety combo". What a joke.
Being "new" to the area, it's hard for me to just hop in the car, drive downtown and yell out the window..."hey, anyone got any bud?". Especially in the South. I mean how do you know who's who, and when it's "good" or when it's just ditch weed?
Cheers,
C-
Nochowderforyou
07-22-2005, 09:21 PM
whats up stoners?????????
i can't find any smoke around here(columbia,sc) so I ordered some of that fake alternative shit from smoke shop. Has anyone tried that shit before? does it get you stoned? or did I just waste $35 bones? :confused:
As long as suckers like you keep buying, they'll keep seeling it.
No, it won't get you no matter what anyone else says. There is NO thc in them, and there is no high. Will not get you high no matter what. It is not real weed, it is unknown herbs mashed together on a stick, smeared with some unknown, imitation, resin(that will not get you high)
These ads say on them in HT mags..."this is not a marijuana product" Isn't it funny how the companies always have funny names for this "bud", yet they never say how potent it is? "10x stronger!" 10x stronger than what? They don't list all of the ingredients on the packaging, so who knows what you're inhaling.
No, it won't get you stoned, yes you wasted $35.
potpimp
07-22-2005, 10:31 PM
you got that right,look for a street called martin luther king blvd or ave in any city in america and you will find the good stuff.
Never buy weed off those people
duppy man
07-22-2005, 10:47 PM
IN A WORD. GROW,, if you have the space and the money. it will save you money in the long run I would;nt for personal reasons go for it....
peacenotprofit
07-22-2005, 10:53 PM
you wasted $35.
if you want to mail order real buds post your email address
[email protected]
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