Anal get you pregnent?

[Smokey McPot]

Can anal sex get you pregnent? I am certain it cant but ive heard it can.

[hipEstoner]

helll no

[makor01]

not unless you get some in the other hole....but no it cant.

[Satovan]

If you fart out semen on your panties and then they ride up in reverse I suppose it's possible.

[Hydrizzle]

Oh..... my..... god.....

[makor01]

lol i love office space

[mand]

Oh dear......................... :rolleyes:


love mand x

[makor01]

my thoughts exactly mand

[Delirium]

Lol

[mand]

my thoughts exactly mand



Hello Markor :) , to be honest with being newish here I really don't want to offend anyone, but when I saw Smokey pot's thread I laughed out loud :)


Smokey pot............ whoever told you that was being very silly .....I would take no notice of them in the future ;)


love mand x

[likemclever]

No sorry it's not happening not unless she plans on shiting a baby...

[Stedric]

No sorry it's not happening not unless she plans on shiting a baby...
Don't knock it 'til you've tried it.

[likemclever]

Don't knock it 'til you've tried it.

Call me old fashioned but I prefer for my babies to come straight down vagina alleyâ?¦

[daZenfmeister]

Oh crap, i cant stop laughing. Oh god this thread is insane........

[Hektik]

If you fart out semen on your panties and then they ride up in reverse I suppose it's possible.
LOL ! :D

[Basquiatesse]

If you fart out semen on your panties and then they ride up in reverse I suppose it's possible.

YUCK! thats nasty..

[Marko123]

Do they still have Health class in school ?

[Stedric]

Do they still have Health class in school ?
I sure as fuck hope so! :D

[Not Enough Herb]

wow...

do someone up the poopshute and bust a nut and see what happens.

the only way to learn is from experience

later

[jacquelyne]

This is funny
Actually alot of very strict catholics or moslems etc will have anal sex before they are married with thier partner as they cannot be caught and everyone still thinks they are a virgin and do not have the risk of getting pregnant.They are still a virgin through the vagina.Like when a moslem girl gets married the day after they have to hang the sheets out so that all parents can inspect the blood from the hymen to proove that she was a good virgin girl.If her hymen has already been broken she will get blood and put them on the sheets.Only the husband would know that she was really a virgin.This is really true as i know people who have had to do it.You wont get pregnant through anal sex unless a few get away into the other hole.LOL then bloody hell your in big trouble with daddy lol.

[Basquiatesse]

This is funny
the day after they have to hang the sheets out so that all parents can inspect the blood from the hymen to proove that she was a good virgin girl.If her hymen has already been broken she will get blood and put them on the sheets..

they used to do it in my village,not long ago

[Euphoric]

Can anal sex get you pregnent? I am certain it cant but ive heard it can.

ahh, a refreshing dose of idiocy wakes me up much better than coffee ever could. :rolleyes:

[amsterdam]

anal sex make you stupid?

[XTC]

Hmmm, Well actually if I remember right, my sex ed teacher told me you could get pregnant due to anal sex. No, it wasnt just a gym teacher, it was an actual person who is an expert in sex I guess. My whole class took a field trip to this museum about the history of sex. She could just be BSing and trying to scare us though.

[muncheemama]

This is funny
Actually alot of very strict catholics or moslems etc will have anal sex before they are married with thier partner as they cannot be caught and everyone still thinks they are a virgin and do not have the risk of getting pregnant.They are still a virgin through the vagina.Like when a moslem girl gets married the day after they have to hang the sheets out so that all parents can inspect the blood from the hymen to proove that she was a good virgin girl.If her hymen has already been broken she will get blood and put them on the sheets.Only the husband would know that she was really a virgin.This is really true as i know people who have had to do it.You wont get pregnant through anal sex unless a few get away into the other hole.LOL then bloody hell your in big trouble with daddy lol.
Yeah, ive heard of this, mormon girls do it too, so they can get married in the temple and spend "all of time and eternity with the one they love....blah blah"

[Juggalotus17]

lmfao..... unless you're absolutely mentally retarded, you couldn't possibly believe that you could get pregnant from anal sex. Where in the ass is the goddamn uterus, overies and all that fun junk!?!? CMON PEOPLE!!!!!! USE YOUR BRAINS, THEY'RE THERE FOR A REASON

[Juggalotus]

Juggalotus#2 (I'm first bizzatch :P ) be right...and even if the idea of a few excaping into the vagina...it would have to go extremely far up...

[Juggalotus17]

LOL there's another juggalotus?!?! waddup ninja?

[hatlawer]

sheer stupidity in its most liquid form!

i dont think you should be having sex or evan thinking about it if you think anal can get you pregnant!

hilarious!

[hatlawer]

can someone tell me how you get a pic next to your name?

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Go to the top of the screen, click on Quick Links, and go to Edit Avatar (or something along those lines) then find a picture you want (type in something like Forum Avatars on Google) and then just put it up (you'll understand when you get to the page, i did)

[hydro cannibal]

If you fart out semen on your panties and then they ride up in reverse I suppose it's possible.

hehehe.........rofl i laughed for 10 minutes.....


no, buttsex can not get a girl pregnant, it is just....buttsex =)

[hydro cannibal]

Unless you count ninja - sperm.....those tricky little bastards! :eek:

[ZigZagZeppelin]

Can anal sex get you pregnent? I am certain it cant but ive heard it can.


Haven't u stopped bending over yet?

LMFAO

[Budking]

NOO! You done smoked yaself stupid

[Moogs]

If you fart out semen on your panties and then they ride up in reverse I suppose it's possible.

HAAAAAA! That has got to be one of the funniest thing I have heard all day! :D

And, that you would come up with that is a bit... disturbing... :confused: :D

[MrsDarkIdol]

LOL

[Miss Green]

Well that's news to me .......besides the point of this thread is totally bizzare but.... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO you can't get bloody pregnant.God damn some people! :D :o

[420purplehaze420]

This is funny
Actually alot of very strict catholics or moslems etc will have anal sex before they are married with thier partner as they cannot be caught and everyone still thinks they are a virgin and do not have the risk of getting pregnant.They are still a virgin through the vagina.Like when a moslem girl gets married the day after they have to hang the sheets out so that all parents can inspect the blood from the hymen to proove that she was a good virgin girl.If her hymen has already been broken she will get blood and put them on the sheets.Only the husband would know that she was really a virgin.This is really true as i know people who have had to do it.You wont get pregnant through anal sex unless a few get away into the other hole.LOL then bloody hell your in big trouble with daddy lol.

wholey fuck hang the sheets out so the parents can inspect the blood from her cherry? now thats just some fucked up shit right there

[LilRedDevil]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

:D

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! :D

Fuck! This is so funny :D

I almost feel bad for Smokey!

Geez, people wh have to ask such a question should not be allowed to have sex anal or not!!

LMAO :D

[partyguy420]

ok, i think i might know were he got this from... what a fucking retard, of all plases, a fucking t-shirt from www.t-shitrthell.com theres one on there, that says "mary was a virgian" then on the back "if u dont count anal"

or sumthing along those lines, but i use to know a girl named marry, i know she wasnt a virgian, even if u dont count anal. i stole her verginaty, and like a week after that, she comes up to me and trys to say i got her preganent... fucking... i starp up befor i ride...

[smokinindausa]

lol i like to have anal with all kind of dogs liek bulldogs n labs. get blazed and fuk a duk lol kkthx

[socks]

Can anal sex get you pregnent? I am certain it cant but ive heard it can.

Little extra info..

Can I get pregnant from anal sex?

It is not technically possible to get pregnant from anal sex; there is no way for semen to get from the rectal tract to the vaginal tract.

However, anal sex is still not a very good method of birth control. Semen leaking from the anus after intercourse may drip across the perineum (the short stretch of skin separating vulva and anus) and cause what is known as a 'splash' conception. The failure rate for this is surprisingly high! 8% of couples of who use anal sex as a method of birth control have babies each year.

Taken from:http://www.minou.com/aboutsex/analsex.htm

Smokeys question wasn't stupid, if anything it was brave and wise of him to ask the advice of others. No need to be so harsh with your replies.. We're all learning!

[tokosan]

lol i like to have anal with all kind of dogs liek bulldogs n labs. get blazed and fuk a duk lol kkthx


dude, what the fuck u talkin about? Fuk a duk? sickening.....

[McCauley Caulkin]

anything is possible, fore McCauley Caulkin can impregnate women through telepathy

[slipknotpsycho]

this whole caulkin skit is getting a bit old and irritating. someone really has no life.
and yes it would be possible, of course not by conventional thoughts, but it is possible. if for some reason there was a hole in the wall between the two then some could seep through, and of course yes if she farted it out it could work it's way up there. even the statistics posted above prove it's possible, and while doesn't happen often isn't rare either, 8% is a significant ammount imo.

[Psycho4Bud]

Never know! "Shit" happens. Ever hear of a person being full of "shit". Could be a direct result from anal sex pregnency. :eek:

[tokosan]

you do know why he is doing it right? everyone loves it! I mean look how fast the thread he posted in the lounge got huge! He's a big hit, and for that I commend you Culkin. Nothin wrong with trying to spice up the boards!

[CaptainDankNuggets]

Dude you must be a complete Fucking dumbass to actually think and believe that

[Melton420]

you guys have a lot to learn you can get pregnant from anal sex

[jakenthegentiles]

i saw this the other day thers is a 8 % chance that she willget pregnant

[STDzRus]

IT CAN IT CAN

In SOME VERY VERY VERY RARE CASES THERE IS ASSAPREGNATOSIS>

J/k

But if you cum in her but and it drips without touching oxygen into her vagina IT CAN cause pregnancy. People have CLAIMED it's happened. But they are flaming unicorns.

[jimzzvolcom]

YES YOU CAN!

[opiuser]

If you fart out semen on your panties and then they ride up in reverse I suppose it's possible.

thats the most disgusting thing ive ever heard in my life.. but god is it funny

[somebody someone]

In SOME VERY VERY VERY RARE CASES THERE IS ASSAPREGNATOSIS>



you know for a minute there.... lol no.


once i masturbated all over the toilet then a year later went for a shit and gave birth that evening.

[somebody someone]

i saw this the other day thers is a 8 % chance that she willget pregnant
also true with necrophilic toe sex.

[GypsyyWomyn]

Can anal sex get you pregnent? I am certain it cant but ive heard it can.


Sometimes the people on here just fucking crack me up! I need to go smoke and then come back and read...I would be hysterical...

[czechweed]

funny question but no they cant

[endo..jay]

Do they still have Health class in school ?
obviously not if someone is asking this question...cuz if this was true i would have alot of kids

[BabyFacedAbortion]

Ewwww.

[dogg]

obviously not if someone is asking this question...cuz if this was true i would have alot of kids

lol. no comment,

[BabyFacedAbortion]

lol. no comment,

lol that's what I was thinking.