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XTC
06-12-2005, 03:36 AM
Saturday, June 11, 2005

National News

Toilet Paper Theft

Early Wednesday morning, a woman walked into a small restaraunt in Lake Elsinore, Ca but instead of ordering a meal like the usual guests, walked straight into the women's bathroom and ran back out with an armful of toilet paper. The waitress working there that day tried to stop the woman from leaving the restaurant, but was not successful. Witnesses identified the woman as Doreen Munoz, a resident of Lake Elsinore, Ca. Police are still looking for Doreen for further questioning. Later in the day, a few local trees were covered in toilet paper. They suspect that these two crimes may be related. :eek: :eek: :eek:

sawleaf
06-12-2005, 04:23 AM
I'll investigate into this matter and get back to you.

sir smokes alot
06-12-2005, 07:26 AM
and thats national news???

nicholasstanko
06-12-2005, 02:50 PM
I cant believe what i just read. it's unconscionable.

Mojavpa
06-12-2005, 04:39 PM
I hope she gets the needle!!! j/k

stoner spirit
06-12-2005, 07:02 PM
She might have been out of toylet paper. I was laughing after I read that. Hahahahahahahahaha.