I almost died today...

[Greensworth]

The building where i work there is like a cement flower pot wall to protect the building from car accidents directly. After the flower pot wall is road. Like Seriously scary lots of traffic on this road. I jump down on the road from ontop of what seemed to be a very fucking rediculously large ass flower pot. Serious big. I walk casually through the traffic waiting at the lights. It's Red. No shit.

So i make it to the other side where there is no traffic. they are waiting at the other red light but the occational car does turn right onto the street. I make it to the other side where there is a high part of what i thought to be flower pot like on the side i just jumped off of. I run up quickly to the wall i think it was like four feet tall 4 and one half maybe.

I planted my arms on the top of the ledge. I go to toss my legs over all in one like swoop of a motion. Ledge swoop. I then realize that what is below me on the other side is a 25 foot drop into like a underground mall kinda thing. I almost like vaulted over the ledge and landed on my fucking head. Dead. Jesus effin christ.

Soon after i almost killed my self my friend runs up and is like that is super far down dude. REALLY. WELL GREAT! Then a lady comes up and says that wouldn't have been fun... ^^^.... Yeah if that made sence then sweet. I hope you enjoyed it. If it didn't it's because i was really fucking high when i typed this up!

THC... Fully and completely supported bye Greensworth® and associates ▪ ♥ ▪

[henrypj]

that was a pretty cool story, well done for not dying.

[mellowman420]

you get to be more careful.

[Greensworth]

It's was fucking scary... thanks for the concern. Hahah

[Djwero]

thats pretty mad, done something similar jumpin over a 3ft wall and didnt kno there was like a 7-8ft drop on other side

[ezjim]

if your luck holds out ya might ought to consider movin to las vegas

[AdidasZ21]

Glad you're still here!

[Lily420]

Whoa man!!!! Glad you dident die man! That must have so scary, you alright now?

[Edd]

lol i did something like that before, i was on my scrambler and i saw this cool bank, thought "wow that would be cool to jump over" about a 16 foot deep HOLE the other side, needless to say i didnt make it over the hole :(

[dark0ne]

thats crazy, i jumped a little ninja 50 directly into an oak tree. i spent the better part of that summer in a cast. hmmm thats the summer when i started to smoke. HA!

[Edd]

lol i didnt break any bones thought i thought i would have done lol, always check before you jump =\

[nomadherbman]

i almost died when i was 7.....my mom and i were driving down the freeway and she asked me to roll down the window.... the next thing i did i cant explain?? so instead of rolling the window down for some reason maybe i was retarded i open the door!! the wind current was so strong i almost fell out and would have if not for my seatbelt and at that same time an 18 wheeler passed us i was a foot from getting my head squashed

now every time i see 18 wheelers i get shrivvers down my back
i think im gunna die at the hands of one

[NowhereMan]

at my age i cant count the close calls
a few include being....
shot,thru hand into chest
stabbed ,in face
ran over with a motorcycle
a few bad car wrecks,last bad one cost me ALL my teeth (yes all of em)
im happy to be alive (most the time)
glad yaw still with us,and
LETS BE CAREFULL OUT THERE

[mono repin]

I've almost died while snowboard a couple times. The worst I was riding on a trail covered in ice, and lost control and ended up FLYING off the side of the trail into the woods, where I spun/slide/rolled, somehow dodging trees/rocks/sticks, and somehow got my board between me and a tree below me. The impact was still quite painful, but at least it was my board and not my head. I've been in some nasty car crashes I got lucky in as well. I tried to kill myself twice. Had some issues at birth where I nearly died. I don't know what all of it means. Probobly nothing.

[Edd]

i nearly died when i as about 3 to 5 as well, i was on the farm where we live and obvically there was some dodgy wiring, 240 volts straight through you at 3 isnot going to do you much good, luckly my dad was at hand with a pie piece of plastic piping and managed to hit me away from whatever was shocking me

[GTC21]

at my age i cant count the close calls
a few include being....
shot,thru hand into chest
stabbed ,in face
ran over with a motorcycle
a few bad car wrecks,last bad one cost me ALL my teeth (yes all of em)
im happy to be alive (most the time)
glad yaw still with us,and
LETS BE CAREFULL OUT THERE


Jesus Nowhereman, the people sound really friendly where you live lol :)

[nomadherbman]

ya i was in what could have been a very deadly car crash just last december. me and my buddy's where on our way home from quebec and 430 in the morning, took a night trip. it stated snowing out but not bad....once we got out of the quebec city limits we were going down the highway at about 75 mph and i had fallen asleep in the front seat, without a seatbelt on! i woke up to OOOOOO fuck!! and the car slidingsideway as we slamed into the medium and did another 180 and were facing north onn the southbound.....all of us were ok except for a bruised head from hiting the window. we were soo lucky that no cars where onthe road with us cuz they would have slamed right into us.....and the slushy highway that caused the accident in the first place also slowed us down enough to not hit the medium at the full 75 or i would have been through the windsheld.

dont want this thread to be too long but another weird thing that happened to me was.......... when i was young me and my parents were going to relatives.. i had originallysat behind my mother in the back of the passenger side but the seatbelt was broke so i moved behind my dad..... on the highway our front left axle broke sending the car into flips, more like mistyflips down the side into a tree where the original side i was sitting in was crushed all the way down to the seat....yikes im lucky

[mellowyellow]

i accidentaly drank bleach once thank god for the emergency room

[rajking86]

Ahahah, sorry sir, how could u accidentally drink bleach<<?

[rastabill89]

dude that sounds fuckin scary....its a good thing im to fat to jump :p

[RaoulDuke45]

im fat, white and can almost dunk, only 6"

[Nugs4Me]

i accidentaly drank bleach once thank god for the emergency room


Seriously, the fumes from the cup alone would make me gag. How did this happen?