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420sampson

04-28-2004, 03:14 AM

DEEN

04-28-2004, 09:01 AM

i agree wit u - fuck da police.
they always give me shit whether i may be walkin in my section or puffin in my car. i get searched almost always after i smoke but i am too sharp for them. one thing i no for sure, if i am walkin my dog, no police will eva stop and search me. every1 shits for DIESEL, my pitbull. nowadays if i decide to go for a smoke in my section, u better believe that diesel is by my side. get yourself a pitt.
diesel power !!!

roll it up

05-03-2004, 02:22 AM

i fuckin hate cops.u guys are right.they are jus trying to ruin someones good time.they seem to think its the end of the world if u spark a bowl,and they make it seem like ur a big criminal for doing so,which is bullshit

sev7enCrows

05-06-2004, 11:13 PM

THE ONLY COOL THING A COP HAS EVER DONE IS HAVE HIS HEAD EXPLODE WHEN I BLOW IT OFF PLAYIN VICE CITY

FUCK the POLICE

FUCKIN PIGz

weedfean

05-07-2004, 01:51 AM

the only thing cops are good for are eating donuts

PH4Sheezy

05-07-2004, 04:58 AM

Ummmm, well. I smoke everyday, and I just have to have my pot. I just don't go around in public puffing. Sure, ONE DAY SOON :) it will be legalized. But right now guys, it's illegal. Now whether we believe that's wrong or right, it is the law. And if you go around in public smoking or drive messed up that just ain't smart, I mean REALLY. It's something that should not be flaunted around, or yeah, you're gonna get busted. Now, we may not like it, but for our generation at least, hopefully not the next, it's just plain against the law. And the police are just doing their job. Now THERE ARE SOME REALLY HUGE POWER HUNGRY POLICE PIGS OUT THERE, but that's a very large generalization for anyone to make that they're all like that. These men believe in their work. BUT, there are a few that do their jobs. They are here to keep order and peace. Can you imagine what the world would be like without the police force to protect us? REALLY THINK ABOUT IT. Every crack head out there that was violent would be blowing other people up, or some lunatic would get away with murder, rape, domestic violence, ANYTHING. I've been in the situation where cops have really come in handy for sure. Like I said before, some yeah, are a**es, but the majority I hope really believe in what they are doing, or they wouldn't put up with getting paid FOR NOTHING for putting their lives on the line for people who don't think they are worth anything. That their job, which is really their life, is not worth anything. And to think that they risk it, everday for you and me, you've gotta give them props for that at least. It seems like you're saying that their life work is just useless. At least they hold the hope that they can make a difference and they actually BELIEVE in what they are doing, which is more than most people can say about themselves. If you really believe that cops are worthless and generalize them all as being doughnut eating pigs, there is something wrong with that, and something wrong with humanity in general. But, you know, that's just my opinion. :)

higi

05-07-2004, 03:59 PM

as hard is it is to beleive SOME cops are people too. I got pulled over recently and my car smelled like pot so they searched it. I was arrested for possession but the cops were actually pretty cool. They let me keep my pipe, papers and grinder that was in the car and they even left me a half smoked joint that was in the ash tray. The cop also tried to give us the lowest charge possible, but they do still HAVE to charrge you if they find something. I had an ounce in my car and the only thing thats gonna happen is i go to court and get a $100 fine and maybe some community service hours.

If you get pulled over and the cop suspects that theres drugs in the car just TELL THEM RIGHT AWAY. The cop gave me a chance to tell him if i had any pot in the car but I was stupid and didnt. He told me after that if i ahd just told him he would have been chill about it and just confiscated the pot and let me go.

rnf232s

05-07-2004, 05:21 PM

i wish it was that way with me. i got arrested for possesion and the cop was a complete asshole. he tried to stick me with everything possible in my car and then the entire time throughout the experience at the scene and in jail all the cops did were make fun of me and the other people. then when i went to go get my car from the tow place there were about 3 or 4 cops there and when i asked them for help they just said some stupid shit to me and walked away without any help. but then another time i got pulled over and the cop was super cool and only gave me a paraphanalia ticket instead and let the 1/2 O that i had slide. so there are some cool cops out there and there are some that are just complete assholes.

hookah

05-07-2004, 05:41 PM

cops are cops for two reasons. they were bullies in school, or they were the ones that got picked on. If I get pulled over, and the cop is an ass to me first, then i'll ask which one he was. Hey respect me ill respect u. Some are cool, but higi is right usually if u honest with them, theyll be more lenient. Besides you know the cops who take your stash with no ticket in exchange are just upping their stash

hookah

05-07-2004, 05:42 PM

on a personal note I think knowing a cop that tokes would be a cool thing

weedfean

05-07-2004, 10:10 PM

i know one, and two teachers two

BongFish

05-08-2004, 12:02 AM

Yeah fuck the police... lets live in anarchy!

Although the police can be arseholes and have problems they do help stop the country from falling apart.

If you disagree with the drugs laws (like me) then you should have issues with politicians not police!

slipnslide087

05-13-2004, 11:19 PM

i know a cop that puffs...lots of teachers puff they just keep it on the low.

anycraic

05-15-2004, 12:59 AM

i know this is nothing to do with anything but i was looking for my brothers house years ago (he lives in holland) one night so i asked a pair of cops for directions, they were acting strange and kept forgetting what they were saying so i was like what the fuck and had a closer look at them, they were off their heads on e! LOL i thought to myself, i read in a paper months later that there had been drug problems in the pig force and that it had all been cleaned up, anyway 'peace out' as they say

Vaughn Bardot

01-07-2006, 11:38 AM

Reefer Rogue

01-07-2006, 04:30 PM

i know a cop that puffs...lots of teachers puff they just keep it on the low.

Whatever happened to that guy. He was really popular.

kiki

01-07-2006, 04:50 PM

I think cops exist to protect the general public from eachother ie. rape, murder, abuse, battery, theft...but I think they should just leave them alone if they aren't hurting anyone. Weed hurts nobody therefore...

I agree... we definitely need them around to track down the psychos (serial killers, etc), but smoking weed is a victimless crime. they're just wasting resources and manpower on throwing stoners in jail. it's really ironic, seeing as how stoners are probably the most non-violent people ever...

FieldofHerb22

01-07-2006, 05:25 PM

I have no problem with most cops. Some abuse their authurity and are assholes but some also are their to really help out. I don't know how many times I have been busted for weed back when I was younger and some nice cops would just let walk away without taking me to jail. Weed is illegal. They're just doing their job.

Its a Plant

01-07-2006, 06:04 PM

Cops just try and do their jobs for the most part. There are a few dicks out there, but really they are just trying to take care of the most dangerous or threatening things off the street first. People that hate cops just for being cops might as well hate circus performers just for being in the circus.

See, that doesn't make sense.

420kidder

01-07-2006, 06:45 PM

I feel like most cops are assholes. I can give you a great example of a few
dealings with them recently, but too long of stories. :) Sometimes I'll deal
with a cop and find they're very polite, nice and friendly, and it makes me
realize that not all cops are assholes, but the truth is a lot of them are.

I think it is accurate to say many like the power trip.

luvbud

01-07-2006, 06:45 PM

I wish the cops were like that around here higi. I love Canada. I wouldn't dare leave a roach in my ashtray. Being up front with the cops is the best thing. In my hometown some of them even toke up I hear.

arcticspyder

01-07-2006, 06:49 PM

Cops or "Pigs" are the kids on the play ground that got beat up sot hey spend their lives thinking of themselves as tough shit, but cops are fucking loosers. A new cop makes shit for money, so they have to be in it for the authority. I fuckin hate puffin in my car and I see a cop, it freaks me out so much. Yeah I guess they sometimes serve and protect, but the majority of pigs are just out to bust teenagers, who puff. I bet most cops have never even puffed before (they have to take a lie detector test to prove they don't do "DRUGS") but if they did they would know that weed is the shit and the Herb God is all around. Fuck da Police.

Peace
Abra Kadabra
I'll tell you what the cops are good for, the other day at the place where get my computer parts a guy brought in his computer for repair. Well as my friend who runs the place was trying to discover exactly what was wrong with the pc, he finds over 300 images of children under 10 years old all naked and engaged in sexual contact with the owner of the computer. There were also 32 videos of the man with his 4 year old daughter and his nieghbors 5 year old. The police were called and did theIr jobs as a result this SICK PERVERT WILL NEVER SEE ANOTHER DAY OF FREEDOM. He will rot in prison where very large people will do what he did to the kids, only he will be the one having it done to him.
As for harrassing people who are smoking weed in public, that's on you. Find a place to go, hit the woods, take a walk, the fact is I wouldn't want the neighbor kid to catch me smoking in front of his house, that sets a bad example for him. Thats up to his parents not me. I sure as hell didn't want my son riding around with his friends when they were blazing, he's 24 now does what he wants. Yes, I remember extremely well what it was like to be a teenager and want to get high, I took my chances and when I got caught I took responsibility, went to jail many times over it. Was my choice to continue, I took the chances (Still DO!), I paid the price.
YEAH, YEAH, I know a lot of people won't like this post, a lot of people don't like the truth. However, it makes it harder than hell to get any type of Marijuana legislation passed when parents tell stories of their kids dieing because they were smoking while driving. We all know the pot isn't to blame, however, as long as they can use that as a weapon they will. Teenagers need to take part of their responsibility for breaking the law and keeping marijuana laws on the books. If you want marijuana decriminalized, use it responsibly. Take responsibility for your actions. :thumbsup:

Smoking Ganja

01-07-2006, 08:40 PM

the thing that i think is weird is that cops for the most part dont really care about alcohol as much as they do about weed. i was stopped a while back with some friends by the cops and they found two mickies of vodka in our backpacks, and just told us to pour them out, while they questioned and searched us for 20 minutes trying to find weed on us because they smelled it

but yea i agree some cops are complete dicks but other cops are cool and just doing there job. when my friends and i were getting questioned by the cops, one of them was a complete asshole and started yelling and telling us to shut up or all the charges he laid would be on one person. while that cop went to talk to one of my friends by himself, the other cop was cool and just explained that it wasnt that big a deal that we were just having a good time with some friends, just not to do it in the open as much. i hope that made sense..

shrek45

01-07-2006, 09:11 PM

the only thing cops are good for are eating donuts

but the majority of pigs are just out to bust teenagers, who puff. I bet most cops have never even puffed before (they have to take a lie detector test to prove they don't do "DRUGS")

cops are cops for two reasons. they were bullies in school, or they were the ones that got picked on.

what are you guys like 12? yes i do agress that cops can be assholes at times. they arent all bad. and as a cop in training. i am not in it to bust teens that smoke weed. i was neither the bully nor was i picked on in school, yet i think my life would be fulfilled if i can help people when they are in need. i know plenty of cops that used to soke back when they were teens. but they are there to enforce the law not create it so you cant be pissed at them when you get caught with something thats illegal. personally i dont plan on cracking down on weed when i become a cop. even shrooms and xtc are fine in my book but its hard drugs like crack, meth, coke and heroin "excetera". anything that creates "fiends".

Although the police can be arseholes and have problems they do help stop the country from falling apart.

If you disagree with the drugs laws (like me) then you should have issues with politicians not police!

AGREED

Jeff Spicoli

01-07-2006, 09:58 PM

grow up you dumbasses

Originally Posted by BongFish
Although the police can be arseholes and have problems they do help stop the country from falling apart.

respect
~ali g

halo

01-08-2006, 05:17 AM

In Kansas City you cannot trust cops for shit, besides speeding tickets. I mean i was at my friends house and his neighbors burgular alarm goes off right. So we call 911 and it takes the cops almost 2 HOURS!!!! to get there. I mean my friends neighbor couldve been robbed or dead. Luckily it was just some malfunction in the alarm

And another time this kid was like passing out on my lawn so i talked to his friends and he was super drunk and couldnt wake up. I called 911 and it took them 20 Mins to get there! His dad got there first and took him to the hospital cause it turned out he had alchohol poisoning. Pigs are only good for...... nothing

anycraic

01-08-2006, 02:39 PM

indeed

Brennan

01-09-2006, 12:37 AM

Man cops are definately important. Otherwise your gonna get robbed or murdered before you get to be 30.

pixel

01-09-2006, 01:25 AM

If you disagree with the drugs laws (like me) then you should have issues with politicians not police!

EXACTLY. Cops don't make the laws, they enforce them. It's their jobs. Think of what the world, in its current state, would be like if there weren't any cops around. I think it would be pretty bad.

manolo

01-09-2006, 01:33 AM

I think this question can only truly be aswered when ones facing a life threatening crisis. Bet if you were being robbed, you'd welcome those very same pigs in!

dopesmoker

01-09-2006, 02:53 AM

though most cops i know are assholes that abuse their power there are a few decent ones out there

J THE SMOKE MASTER

01-09-2006, 06:36 PM

I honestly would like to believe that the police do serve a purpose, but at the moment, I only see them extorting and harrasing people that pay their salaries.

Kid Dynamite

01-09-2006, 08:25 PM

yeah BIG MEN you say "Fuck Tha Police"

friendowl

01-09-2006, 08:37 PM

Hempamasta

01-10-2006, 11:24 PM

What are cops good for?

Keeping you safe at night while you sleep.

You act like it's cops' fault that they do what they do. Like they get some sort of sick pleasure from making you sweat while you're smoking in your car. It's their JOB.

I know that most of the people who like to think that cops, or "pigs" are a bunch of assholes don't have the courage to pick up a gun and keep the streets safe.

If I get branded as a cop-lover, so be it. But I just want a little bit of acknowledgement that their job doesn't just consist of bullying bratty teenagers and eating doughnuts.

True - I think that sometimes cops can go a bit overboard, but it's just as ignorant for you to overgeneralize and say "Fuck the Police" when the vast majority of policemen aren't like that.

Esoteric416

01-11-2006, 12:13 AM

I have a bit of a theory about cops and why some are asshole and some aren't.
The problem I belive comes from too many cops in small towns, (at least part of the problem anyway) I come from a pretty small town and this is a real problem.
I have since moved but I lived there for like 13-14 years and never once got helped by a cop. My house was robbed once and they couldn't help me get my stuff back (not necissarily their fault I know) but almost every time I was pulled over or me and my friends got busted somewhere the cops tried to get us for everything they could.
The deal is that if you live in a small town the cop busting you may well have been in school with you, or at least he/she remembers you from a previous encounter. On top of that there are probably too many cops in town than there needs to be. In the town I'm from you never got pulled over by just one cop it was always at least two and sometimes up to four, they just have nothing else to do. Being bored can agrevate a person so my theory is that bored cops in small towns give the rest a bad name. At least partially anyway, I'm sure there are plenty of good cops out there who just want to make the streets safer, and plenty who, for the most part, want to use their authority to harass people who piss them off.
I guess cops are just like everyone else some are nice some are assholes, but most are somewhere in between.

UpInSmoke

01-12-2006, 03:56 PM

There was a paticular cop in my town and if any cop deserved the title ASSHOLE, he does. I'll just refer to him as officer skank. He got caught screwing the 17 yr. old whore of our town...caught by her father. Now officer skank works in a turkey plant playing with turkey inards. HAHAHAHAHA!!! Dirty fuck deserved it. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

klosetoinsanity

01-17-2006, 07:05 AM

What everyone is saying is true some cops are assholes some are cool as hell...but the problem is it seems like the cops are never around when you need them they only show up when you don't want them around....take tonight for example I was driving home going down the interstate doing the speed limit of 60 and a car on the service road where the speed limit is 45 goes blowing past everyone on the interstate and yet no cops anywhere,but i get pulled over for not coming to a complete stop at a damn yield sign what the hell is wrong with this picture.

anycraic

01-17-2006, 10:34 AM

yeah fucking cops, as general rule though once ur middle aged they rarely hassle u

like my parents get away with drink driving and shit the whole time, whereas i would be absolutely fucked if i was ever caught, so i dont dare

i was getting pulled over at least once a month and getting proper fucking hassle off the cops, for commiting the most terrible crime of all: being young

speeds207

01-17-2006, 09:20 PM

dont cops get drug tested weekly?? i think in NJ they do.

Its a Plant

01-17-2006, 10:27 PM

Yeah, I was thinking how sweet it would be to be a cop myself, crusin around all day on highway patrol, busting highway ass, and toking up :stoned:...then I thought about it, and I'm pretty sure they get tested an aweful lot. So there went my dream job.

partyguy420

01-18-2006, 07:03 AM

i grew up hating the cops.i see it now as just a job.the cops only bug stupid fucks.i think if you are low-pro you have nothing to worry about.on the other hand if i was breaking into your house at three in the morning who you gonna call.huhyeah thats what i thought.people hate coips cuz they dont wanna get caught but when your in some shit 911 is your best friend.people who do nothing wrong have no fear of police only paranoid individuals

im gonna take the safety off on my 357 and then depending on wether or not im drunk your gonna bled all over my floor and eather calling 911 for a ride to the hospital or im gonna have to call up the morg. and have them bring u a body bag.