Missed Work Today, Any Suggestions???

[KellisJ2003]

I work at 9, but today I woke up and it was 10:30, so I need to have an excuse why I missed work. Can anyone think of a valid excuse so they don't get pissed at me?

[skinupsimon]

You had the shits all day.........always works!

[LOVElife]

Death in the Family!!! Always leaves them not knowing what to say, in fear of causing upset!!

[KronicKing]

say you woke up pukeing your brians out,and couldnt stand up off the toilet for more than 2 minutes to call in

[GTC21]

Death in the Family!!! Always leaves them not knowing what to say, in fear of causing upset!!


Never lie about that! It may come true then how will you feel?

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

Never lie about that! It may come true then how will you feel?
Depends on who dies.

[Porkchop]

Depends on who dies.
Damn, that's a little harsh eh penguin?

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

Damn, that's a little harsh eh penguin?
Lol yeah i thought about it after i posted it. But i will stick to it, cuz just some ppl in my family i could careless if they die. Yeah im a horrible person, i already know that tho so :D

[Porkchop]

Lol yeah i thought about it after i posted it. But i will stick to it, cuz just some ppl in my family i could careless if they die. Yeah im a horrible person, i already know that tho so :D
Damn, I don't think ur a bad person at all, though I don't know u, but what ive read that uv written makes me think ur actually pretty chill. I don't know if I could wish anybody dead, that's very extreme way of thinking,,, Oh except for the 5.0. fuck them all they could all die and I would be much happier!!

[LOVElife]

BTW IT WAS A JOKE....I WOULD NEVER SAY THAT!!

MY PALS DO IT ALL THE TIME..DUNNO HOW THEIR EMPLOYERS BUY IT!!

I JUST TELL THE TRUTH...BUT FORTUNATELY I ONLY WORK 16 HOURS A WEEK, PLENTY CASH OTHERWAYS, SO I CAN MANAGE TO NEVER BE OFF!

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

Damn, I don't think ur a bad person at all, though I don't know u, but what ive read that uv written makes me think ur actually pretty chill. I don't know if I could wish anybody dead, that's very extreme way of thinking,,, Oh except for the 5.0. fuck them all they could all die and I would be much happier!!

lol, yeah its personally family background shit, ud have to really know me, and know the family im talking about. Lol and thanks man.

[Djwero]

"You woke up late and cant think of an excuse, but it won't happen again"

If you say that they may promote you for being honest.... very much fucking doubt it though.

[Kid Dynamite]

the best excuse ever...


say you had herpes, and you were in agony, but now youve got cream so its bearable.


Theyll just say "oh.......................okay then"

[LOVElife]

the best excuse ever...

Theyll just say "oh.......................okay then"

say you had herpes, and you were in agony, but now youve got cream so its bearable.
I wouldn't dare say that, hahahaha, NO chance in getting a Jump from any of the richards from work!! And believe me, there are som fittys in the Gym! :D

Im an activitys co-ordinator! Funny job for a smokere huh?? :D

[EverydayJunglist]

plan on finding a new job for not calling them yet.

[del...]

yes, i agree...a reworking of your resume is in order.

that lack of a quick phone call is usually the undoing of most former employee's.

[LOVElife]

yes, i agree...a reworking of your resume is in order.

that lack of a quick phone call is usually the undoing of most former employee's.
Alright Bud, how come everything I post that is in the same thead as you, our views on the subjects are very similar! Smoke It up Bruv! :D

[Lulu]

I work at 9, but today I woke up and it was 10:30, so I need to have an excuse why I missed work. Can anyone think of a valid excuse so they don't get pissed at me?
get ready really quick and get in there - be honest

I'd much prefer a late comer than a no show
the amount of late calls I take over bank holday weekends :rolleyes:
I just say, please hit the shower, get the coffee down your neck and get here
ar nois na gaothe / as fast as the wind

just my opinion:)

[hardon]

tell them you were too high to realize you were supposed to go to work, and next time you promise you wont load that 3rd bowl...

[XTC]

You should of went in. No matter how late you are. Or you should of called. No shows/No calls are REAL bad. Seriously, be lucky tomorrow if you have a job.

[KellisJ2003]

I talked tro my boss, its cool.

[EverydayJunglist]

what did you tell him?

[Kramerica]

You could have told them you got kidnapped, then later escaped