Funniest Trip

[Drugman Joe]

what are some of everyone elses funniest trip moments? I would have to say, although I don't remember it, that talking to a pizza has to have been one of my funniest. Evidently I talked to a pizza and named a peperoni George, then someone at it. :(

[EverydayJunglist]

all trips are "funny".Especially shroom trips.SOmetimes they are scary,but for the most part everthing to me just seems so stupid.Everything is all over-exaggerated and out of proportion.Sometimes i like going out into public(if im in control of myself) and just laughing at people.......Little kids,old people,dumb people,drunk people.
but to answer your ? i can think of 3 funny times,althought there were countless ones

1.being arrested with 3 of my friends on dxm at one of the great lakes<---dxm

2.seeing my friend nodded out on my toilet with the lights off<-----shrooms

3.almost rear ending a cop on a country road going up a hill,because he was driving so slow.Okay,we didnt quite almost rear end him,but we were all on acid and had acid on us,and the cops car was right there man!!you know!!luckily he was in front of us.But he drove so slow,we didnt know what to do.We were all facin and jjust like "do we pass him,cuz hes going so slow,or just stay behind him and wait till the end of the road".Needless to say,we did the smart thing and stayed behind that fuckin piggy.And at the end of the road we turned the opposite way......home free to the boonies!!!

[Drugman Joe]

Sometimes i like going out into public(if im in control of myself) and just laughing at people.......Little kids,old people,dumb people,drunk people.
I would do that, but knowing myself and the way I am when tripping, I would only get caught.

My example I posted first was on shrooms, by the way.

[EverydayJunglist]

just remember when your tripping in public:they are more scared of you,then you are of them......

[Climbing High]

^couldnt be more true

[zarathustra]

dogs fucked the pope, no fault of mine.

dancing in a puddle of vomit was fun and mildly disturbing.

i'd have to say my favorite was when i was going to meet a friend of the female persuasion. she was meeting me for indian food, which i hate, so i took some acid (good enough reason for me). i walked into the restaurant, told her i hd a secret, and when she leaned i said something along the lines of "buggidy buggity buggity bah," licked her face, stood up, and calmly walked to pinball pete's (arcade). i remember going to meet her, i remember having a short conversation with her and immediately leaving, and i remember the arcade, but i don't remember her friend who was apparently there to bear witness or how i got home.

the moral of this story: you can get away with anything if you just say you were on drugs.

[justinsane]

well.. i guess i could post this in here.. i was trippin on salvia, and i turned into mario, and went running through the mines of moria, then jumped on a fan... in real life... so i guess that got a few laughs...

[VoodooChild]

i dont ever really rember why i start tlaughing but i love just laughing my ass off, until my stomach and cheecks hurt all becuase im high off my ass

[VoodooChild]

i just rembered something: one time me and my friend were andering the streets when we were really high and there was cops all over the place and there must of been an accident or something cuz there were a bunch of lights at the end of the road. and me and my friend stood there for what seemed to be forever trying to decide where to cross the road and out of now where i was just like i guess we'll just jay walk instead.

then we went to the gas station for munchies at like 3 in the morning and we met theese two kids who were high too and we all just loitered out side the gas station until the guy kicked us off the property

[The Piper]

i remember one time we took them i was at my friends house an we were waitin 4 them 2 kick in an we were playin 007 on n64(jus pulled out a random old game)an the people in the game had really big heads so when i looked over 2 my friends it looked like there heads were really big 2

[Fengzi]

Me and some friends were shrooming at a remote beach on the California coast. We were all really tripping and walking down the beach when I stopped dead in my tracks because the ground suddenly felt like I was standing on jello. I called my friends over and they felt it too. We we're all just laughing and wiggling our toes in the jello sand. Somebody noticed that it looked like hair was coming up through the sand so we started to dig down a bit. It turned out that the "jello" was actually the blubber from some dead seal that had been barely covered over by the sand. We all ended up running down the beach laughing and yelling about the sand monster. :p

[EverydayJunglist]

^^that made me laugh

[Lily420]

My ex gf rachel, her cousin josh, and I went to a park where pppl would camp out for a night or two. Well we walked far into the woods and poped 8 pills of ccc. We walked back to the lake and josh and rachel jumped in....not to long after that a forest ranger started yelling at them for swimming in the wrong part of the lake, then rachel said sum wise ass remark and I asked wat the diffrence is? Then i starte don about how the Native Americains probiblly dident give a shit so why should we? But thats only got us kicked out the park...So we get in the car and i was getting nervious cuz rachel was tripping and she was the only one with a lisense. Aboiut 10 minutes later i look out the window at this conctruction area and they had one of them yellow trucks that scoop up dirt and i started laughing very hard and started trippin out.

We went to a diffrent park and everyone int he car looked at me and rachel (or josh) said asked if I was alright to get out. I started freaking and saying 'no man no man i cant walk' and I started panicing. About 30 minutes later we made the conclusion to get out of the car and walk together. So i opened my door and stumbled out and leaned against a fence. Then joish and rachel started talking about the ranger and I whirled around and said "WHERE?" and then we started laughing at me. We left right away and got cought in trafic and rachel yelled " MOVE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS IM TRIPPIN ASS AND IMA RUN OVER YOUR ASSES!" lolololololol thats only half of our trip but its also thefunniest.

[MrBojangles]

Zarathustra you must live in Ann Arbor! Goin to Raja Rani and then Pinball Pets is just to big of a coincidence.

[IGotThat]

i remember one time we took them i was at my friends house an we were waitin 4 them 2 kick in an we were playin 007 on n64(jus pulled out a random old game)an the people in the game had really big heads so when i looked over 2 my friends it looked like there heads were really big 2

*Tsk Tsk Tsk*

Thas A Code In Tha Game, That You Can Get If You Beat One It Tha Levels At A Certain Time ... Its Called "DK Mode" ... lmao ...

[Goodman3eb]

Holy crap Zarathustra are you from Ann Arbor too? Pinball Pete's is tha shizz!!

[zarathustra]

Zarathustra you must live in Ann Arbor! Goin to Raja Rani and then Pinball Pets is just to big of a coincidence.

i was actually talking about woody's oasis and the pinball petes in east lansing.

i live in ann arbor over the winter, for my schoolin'. china gate is the best food ive ever eaten stoned, the hookahs at rendezvous are sublime, and pinball petes is the bees knees, regardless of location.

that's a strange coincidence, though.

[Reefer Rogue]

what are some of everyone elses funniest trip moments? I would have to say, although I don't remember it, that talking to a pizza has to have been one of my funniest. Evidently I talked to a pizza and named a peperoni George, then someone at it. :(

Ok this doesn't have to do with trippin but it's kind of relative to your post. Ok so me and my friends are blazin on the upstairs porch and ofcoarse we order some pizza :cool: Then wen the guy come we're still blazin up there and the pizza guys like "don't mess up the rotation" :D We gave him a good tip. :) Would've been cool if he had come up and blazed with us but he had to go. :(

[Drugman Joe]

i orered 5 pizzas one time while trippin really hard, plus I was high. I accidentally gave the pizza guy almost $10 tip, too.

[Goodman3eb]

Zarathustra-- safe to assume you have sampled Bubble Island's wares while blazed? Possibly the most satisfying taste experience ever; damn near cathartic!

Cool to see there are other Ann Arborites around, too. I'm full time in the place, but def looking at the Engin school for college. I assume you're schoolin too? What's your major?