What is the proper way to thank your dealer?

[ProjectEight]

When your guy drives around to get the weed and brings it to you, should you tip him so to speak?

Or if you are a dealer, do you exspect anything?

For example, you dealer does not grow but knows people who have good stuff so he is the middle man, what is the right thing to do?

[Smokey McPot]

Smoke a bowl with em.

[ProjectEight]

Well I smoke when my kids are sleeping. I do not smoke when they are around or up. They never see me high or with anything to do with Marijuana so smoking when he comes by is kind of weird I guess.

[Northern Ireland]

Give him a BLOWJOB! lol

[ScarlettCrush]

I used to give an extra $10 for gas money, sometimes I pass on things like flavored rollling papers, candy and whatnot.

[FunkyMonkey]

Most guys are takin a cut anyway, be it makin a few bucks or pinchin a few buds cause he knows you dont have scales ( assuming) but proper etiquette is to have a smoke or toss him a bud for his troubles so he knows you appreciate his efforts. Thatll usually translate into a better vibe and even a better deal. Plus if he knows you will 'tip' he is less likely to pinch. I wait till my kids are down for the count before I have a taste too so inviting him in for a session isnt practicle here either. I toss him a bud to show my appreciation since if he didnt drop it Id likely go without cause I cant really bring the family on a run. Ya gotta love delivery!

[yoda]

i normally go and pick it up, whether a friend takes me or i take the bus. if the bud is jsut for me and no plans, then i'll ask if he wants to smoke real quick. if im with friends though, i typically dont though, but a recent dealer i've started going to i'll match with him.

[Soleman]

when i delieverd to people, they usually would always smoke me up on a L or throw me some extra bucks.. i mean the best thing, in a dealers eyes, (i think most people can agree if they do) that the respect you get from doing mature and well buisness is better than alot of things that could be offered and with this respect the growth of ur buisness, reputation, and customers and the fact that hopefully this customer will keep coming back for the goods?? thats just my personal opinions from experience.. another thing is that you make alot of friends doing it and good friends at that... just be courteous and if u want to throw him/her something extra, do it if not no offense would be taken..

Jt

[del...]

they're not doing anyone favors...it's a biz! a simple, "thanks man..." is plenty enough.

[mellowman420]

you don't need to give them anything but the money and maybe a handshake if he worked hard to get it.

[SomeDude]

Depends if they always deliver or if they make a special trip for you. if delivery is part of the service than that's it, i pay and they leave, unless they are a friend, then I might smoke with them, but not cuz they're delivering, but because they're a friend.

And it's a given that the sack gets weighed, even if they are a friend, cuz business is business and I don't have money to be throwing down on a skimpy sack. If they get offended by it then that just means they're pissed cuz they can't rip you off, and they can lose my business. But then again, I can usually just call or go to someone else, some people don't have that luxury.

[kyle]

I'm with Del, there not doing anyone any favours. But normally, I'de smoke a bowl or two with him/her, basically because it will help me in the long run because they'll think I'm doing them favours.

[mono repin]

My dealers are my friends, and I wouldn't have it any other way. They give me good deals, and I make sure that they are smoked up, not every time, but enough. Also simple things like being their friend is a plus. Think of the guy who sold trees in SLC punk, they went to his house, chatted for a while and left. He just wanted to talk to people. In my experience, dealers are pretty frank though. If they want to smoke a bowl with you, they will make it obvious, if they want to chat, they will try and stick around for a bit. Just go with the flow. It doesn't hurt to offer extra money, or giving a portion of the weed back, or smoking them up. Remember they ARE doing you a favor. It maybe buisness, but without them you are fucked, so be nice.

[hipEstoner]

what i do is i slap them and piss on theeir left small toe,, then i shit on their stash

[RidingHigh]

sence all my contacts live in town and i live bout 10-15 miles away from them i throw a x-tra 10-15 bucks their way. But its not like its hard to get 2 my place tho its just a STr8 line down a Highway from the town rofl* i live right off the highway*

[Etrain]

Yeah, hmm. I do all sorts of shit, but I'm gangstuh like that.

[NoosaHeads]

When your guy drives around to get the weed and brings it to you, should you tip him so to speak?

Or if you are a dealer, do you exspect anything?

For example, you dealer does not grow but knows people who have good stuff so he is the middle man, what is the right thing to do?



If He's Happy being a middle Man and hookin up Freinds then the decent thing to do Is offer him a good nugget out of what ever you get..
If he smokes with you then thats a diferent story Just Blow him out...
But Deffenetly look after him..
and He'll Look after you..

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

Always just matcha bowl with my dealer :D

[Zero Revolt]

I give mine a kiss but it's a girl across the street that I know. I get most of my shit from her when I'm in between grows and need some. :o

[xNoa]

'cheers' and walk off

[hippy lettuce]

'cheers' and walk off

lololol yeah, hes gettin paid for it already lol :D

[Reefer Rogue]

I usually smoke a bowl with em.

[StonedHonda]

Well. um. if your dealer is female (like mine) I just give her night of pleasure.

Its a win/win for all of us.

[GoGo Ball]

ProjectEight dealers love to see someone like you coming along, all their Christmas's have come at once.

If you even asked that question your too much of a soft touch.

If the middle man is a friend and he mustn't be are you won't have to ask if you should give him anything, you would sit and smoke with him. But the middle man ain't getting you a bag because you have a craving for it and he is sympathetic to your needs.

[Kid Dynamite]

give him a big sloppy kiss.

[clevemire]

I am with the people who toss their dealer a nug or 2. It shows appreciation, but more importantly, it usually helps keep your relationship with him/her on a good level. In my case, sharing with my dealer leads to him taking an extra step for me when necessary.

If you're ('you' in general) an ungrateful fuck who just takes the shit and waves bye bye, then what incentive do they have to go that extra length to get it for you (if they ever need to)?

[hippy lettuce]

the money?

[LOVElife]

they're not doing anyone favors...it's a biz! a simple, "thanks man..." is plenty enough.
Exactly, I do it myself and don't expect nothing! If I go and buy a TV, I wouldn't give them extra money or sweets, haha, so I dont expect people to pay extra!

To be honest, they are getting ripped off anyway, so it would be rude to take anything else! haha :D

[zarathustra]

the profit margin on weed is colossal. if it weren't, there wouldn't be as many dealers as there are. so, just pay them and get the fuck out. if you get to know the guy, and you like the guy, then smoking with them is fine, but i wouldnt suggest it for blind dealers.

[GHoSToKeR]

stick your wang in his ear... if you're a chick then a plastic chicken will suffice

[Kramerica]

Dealers usually buy in large quantities, split it up, and make their money back per quarter, half, etc

[NoosaHeads]

THeres a Big Difference Between a Dealer and a Middle Man..

From what I read I gathered his freind was Just a Middle man who hooked people up.
If I have to Use a Middle Man Then I'll usually give him/her a nugget or have a brew with them...

A dealer On the otherhand then I agree with Del and the others Their Making a Profit off you.
so Just Be respectful say it looks good and thanks and Bye...;)

[420ultimatesmokage]

my dealer is a friend and i just go over there, get it, smoke out(not from my sack either) then leave.

[sensiskunk]

hmm...buy more, smoke more & buy more, lol. Dealers like money, so the more you buy, the more they like you. Me personally as a dealer, i hook ppl up so they keep comin back, and i also smoke em out sometimes, just so they wanna come back. Its not you who should pls the dealer, the dealer should be cool and hook you up, otherwise you can always go to someone else. You are the customer, you decide wat u want, so the dealer should be catering to ur needs.

[Maui Wowie]

Yeah, hmm. I do all sorts of shit, but I'm gangstuh like that.

I bet you are...pussy. The first gangstERS were Italien.

[NoosaHeads]

Now thats Cool..^^^^...(sensi skunk).. :D

Its Not often you come across a Mover and grover like that..

Most dealers in My area Have Tall poppy syndrome so its verry rare to come across somone who can see past his own nose......