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peacenotprofit
06-07-2005, 11:10 PM
first, date a girl for four years seeing little to nobody in between. then be an asshole for a month or so. finaly get dumped and replaced. garenteed you wont eat for atleast 5 dayz. i dident.

st0n3r
06-07-2005, 11:11 PM
ah...........no

even better : smoke weed till ya can't walk, then ya cant find ya way 2 where burger king is :S

BUZz UK
06-07-2005, 11:12 PM
thanks for the great diet tip! i'll steal it, expand on the idea, make it into a mutimillion selling book, make lots of money from it, then have a media scandle because the diet is bad for people...

st0n3r
06-07-2005, 11:13 PM
that'll b page 3 in OK magazine

SomeDude
06-07-2005, 11:14 PM
i used the coffe and cigarettes diet. Just replace two meals a day with coffe and cigarettes and watch the pounds fly off!

peacenotprofit
06-07-2005, 11:14 PM
thanks for the great diet tip! i'll steal it, expand on the idea, make it into a mutimillion selling book, make lots of money from it, then have a media scandle because the diet is bad for people...

i had the same idea. we can go 60/40.

BUZz UK
06-07-2005, 11:23 PM
50/50, i'll be the brains, you be the braun!

muncheemama
06-07-2005, 11:44 PM
its natures way of preparing you to meet another mate....Youll get skinny and hot like you were before you got comfortable...its nature dude, dont fight it.

muncheemama
06-07-2005, 11:46 PM
also, your avatar is a weed plant smoking weed....would he be considered some sort of cannibal??hmmmmm

BUZz UK
06-07-2005, 11:51 PM
/\ someones stoned m'lord, some ones stoned....

BlueCat
06-07-2005, 11:55 PM
first, date a girl for four years seeing little to nobody in between. then be an asshole for a month or so. finaly get dumped and replaced. garenteed you wont eat for atleast 5 dayz. i dident.

ohhh thats tough...4 years is a long time...well I hope you are eating now....smoke weed you will have to EAT...and EAT :)

Porkchop
06-08-2005, 12:20 AM
first, date a girl for four years seeing little to nobody in between. then be an asshole for a month or so. finaly get dumped and replaced. garenteed you wont eat for atleast 5 dayz. i dident.
I agree up to a point, I found out some news about my girlfriend, and the past 8 days i've eaten 3 times, i've lost 6 lbs. But im sure if I was smoking I would be gaining!!!

EverydayJunglist
06-08-2005, 12:45 AM
or if ya REALLY wana lose wait you should thinking about taking up crack! You won't eat for days!!!

BalliN
06-08-2005, 04:51 AM
yea the old columbian diet..