sucking yur own dick [Archive] - Green Grass Forums

Jake0steve

06-05-2005, 04:59 AM

I don't think so. I think everyone has tried...I wouldn't if I could though..that wouldn't taste well.

Stedric

06-05-2005, 05:06 AM

Yeah I can't say I'm curious enough to try, I don't find the idea of my own dick (or anyone else's for that matter) in my mouth particularly appealing.

Imagine breaking your back trying to do that, and the paramedics having to come in and find you. :D

japple

06-05-2005, 06:10 AM

I heard about this guy who was able to use small narrow spaces - such as a toilet, and by squashing himself in at an angle was able to give himself a blowjob, last I heard he'd got himself stuck in a loo and had to be rescued. I don't know if this story is true, I don't know if its possible, I don't think I want to find out!!

slipknotpsycho

06-05-2005, 06:12 AM

lol a friend of mine claims he can do it....and claims he has video to prove it but no one's ever actually wanted to watch it.......and guys are some horny mother fukers.....i mean i hear about guys and suckin their own dicks all the time...ain't never heard once of a woman even thinking of licking their own cunt....

makor01

06-05-2005, 07:21 AM

i cant help but be reminded of that movie clerks.

slipknotpsycho

06-05-2005, 08:38 AM

i think i've seen that...is it mostly (or fully) in black and white??? lol if it is i know exactly what part of the movie you're thinking of...when they're going to the funeral and the cooler of the two is like my cousin snapped his own neck by trying to suck him self off...and then the other dude ends up admiting that he would do it if he could, then gets called a sicko or soemthing to that affect...

professer evil

06-05-2005, 11:34 AM

trust me lads it can be done,i saw a show on tele once,it was the most outrageous things or sumting,anyways this foreign skinny bloke could sit down and pull his 2 legs over the back of his head and then bend his neck and suck himself off.the dirty bastard cums in his mouth and all................

TRUE STORY

do u have a key for them locks stedric

Stedric

06-05-2005, 08:54 PM

do u have a key for them locks stedric
Not sure if that was supposed to be an insult, but feel free to elaborate if it was.

justinsane

06-06-2005, 03:20 AM

i can do it, not very far... but can do it.

hipEstoner

06-06-2005, 04:54 AM

i tried but heard my spine crack so i stiopped,, actually it was justr 5 mins ago cuz i just thought about it,, but i think id break my back

slipknotpsycho

06-06-2005, 05:00 AM

ok ima end up regretting this but when i was more slender i could lick my dick...and i tried like hell...i'm only now saying it...becasue someone else put they did/tried.....but i just know ima feel like the loser dude on clerks....

Budking

06-11-2005, 03:47 PM

Damn yall are wierd as fuck

mellow mood

06-11-2005, 06:20 PM

i tried few times and i could almost suck it

hahahhaa

Maui Wowie

06-11-2005, 06:37 PM

I used to practice a lot... I could keep my mouth on the head, that's it...

EverydayJunglist

06-11-2005, 07:03 PM

LMFAO at slipknot and mellow.Didn't you have a bong called the cock-bong to slipknot??

muncheemama

06-11-2005, 11:23 PM

damn.....

GHoSToKeR

06-11-2005, 11:35 PM

Damn yall are wierd as fuck
Word.

slipknotpsycho

06-12-2005, 12:02 AM

yea i did lol....what can i say? being 15 and a virgin was too much for me to handle i wanted to expereince something....i got laid shortly after that too...grr i did it for nothing!

Zero Revolt

06-12-2005, 12:29 AM

Anyone can if you hvae a rib removed.

mellow mood

06-12-2005, 01:00 AM

LOL u guys are craziest than me. hahhahaha

XTC

06-12-2005, 02:16 AM

Ew.

im chris

06-12-2005, 05:19 AM

Some of you dudes need to get laid.

Miss Green

06-12-2005, 02:15 PM

Well I am a female but my opinion is unless your bloody flexiable then you have no chance in the world, and second just go out find a chicky and score do yourself a favour. :o ;) :D

gothicblood

06-16-2005, 05:23 PM

marilyn manson had some ribs removed so he could suck his willy

RidingHigh

06-18-2005, 12:24 AM

Manson did not.....and my ex could eat her self....

nomadherbman

06-18-2005, 12:35 AM

why why would you ask such a thing

but to answere the question yes it can be done but you must be well endowed

Hydrizzle

06-18-2005, 03:33 AM

Yeah, thats an old urban myth. But you just KNOW there is some crazy guy out there that did that. **shudders**

NoosaHeads

06-18-2005, 06:33 AM

Manson did not.....and my ex could eat her self....

O.M.F'n.G...... :D :) :D

that is my ultimate fanatsy position to be able to fuck a woman who can do that at the same time.....

jacquelyne

06-20-2005, 03:56 AM

good stuff ive never seen it done in real life but i have seen a guy giving himself head on a pic.It did not interest me much he looked too uncomfortable.

slipknotpsycho

06-20-2005, 09:36 AM

well when you find a guy that can do it and be comfterable at the same time.....tell him to go be a contourtunist (sp?) lol

Canadabis

07-25-2005, 12:03 AM

its doable, its more work then its worth

Hydrizzle

07-25-2005, 02:23 AM

my dick is so long i can scratch my back with it.

Moogs

07-25-2005, 02:46 PM

3 in every 1000 can supposedly do it. I'm not sure if it's true or not. Aleax told me that.

NightProwler

07-26-2005, 04:11 AM

so... one in every 333.33333 ?

9ski9

07-26-2005, 05:46 AM

1/2 in every 166.6665.

I've seen porn of every possible thing EXCEPT a chick eating herself.

sToNeDpEnGuIn420

07-26-2005, 06:22 AM

Umm tried it, maybe if my dick was longer lol, but otherwise nope couldnt even lick it, lol

Moogs

07-27-2005, 01:58 AM

Manson did not.....and my ex could eat her self....

Wow, really? That is quite a trick to have a chick capable of eating herself... It's much easier to try and suck your own dick (external genetalia really helps) :) than it is for a girl. Was she extremely flexable, like a contortionist?

Funken Monken

07-27-2005, 05:30 PM

Marylin Manson did not have a rib removed, it is an urban myth, one he refers to in his autobiog.

Bill Hicks broached this subject beautifully. I'll try and quite it from memory:
"Many guys in the audience ever try and suck their own cock? You know what I'm talking about......1 vertebrae, thats all that stopping you. There are men in the audience going "honey I have no idea what he's talking about....shall we go" but you know what I'm talking about. Trust me. Ladies, if men could blow themselves, you'd be here on your own............................................... .....looking at an empty stage!"

What a man

Tech

07-27-2005, 07:01 PM

I heard prince had that done .
I think i might too :D

Mind you i can get a finger up my bum without much bother. Not quite the same though is it .

PottyMcSmoke

07-27-2005, 09:02 PM

I have definitely tried, at least 3 or 4 times in my horny career.. I can't do it, but I am sure it is possible, if i tried streching every once in a while, i might be able to lick that motherfucker.... but i think it might be a good thing i cant do it... i definitely wouldnt ever leave the house anymore lmfao... Hmmmm should i go out and spend money, or should i stay home and suck my dick (i have to pause im laughing too hard) whew. I think i'd stay home

NightProwler

07-28-2005, 04:45 AM

dude suckin ur dick is like havin a 69 with another man.. ur suckin a cock and ur cocks gettin sucked.

partyguy420

07-31-2005, 01:43 PM

dude yea ^^^^ i agree... i was still going to post this even thu if i got out in darrington i may not be here next week. i would be 6 feet under, but anyways... yes i have tried, no i couldnt compltel suck it, but yea, i could get it to my mouth

STDzRus

07-31-2005, 03:51 PM

In jail I could touch the tip of my head and put it in my mouth, good cum swallowing times I had oh yes.

I think it's possible if you are flexible enough to suck your own cock, man does that turn me on!

Tech

08-01-2005, 09:24 PM

If we could suck our own dicks this would be an all female website, coz we wouldn,t be here just talking about it thats 4 sure.

STDzRus

08-02-2005, 03:55 AM

If we could suck our own dicks this would be an all female website, coz we wouldn,t be here just talking about it thats 4 sure.

LMFAO

I joke about it, never HONESTLY tried though.

rastabill89

08-02-2005, 04:42 AM

that would be so awesome i would always be locked in my room or the bathroom no dought

SamoanLawyer

09-04-2005, 05:10 AM

Theres a dirty old 80's porno where Ron jeremy Sucks his own dick, hes sitting in a hanging chair on a patio, watching some lesbians, hes wanking off , then bends down and goes for the suck, dunno the name of the porno but it was fuckin funny

Funkamander

09-04-2005, 08:49 AM

Okay, sucking yourself off would be the shit, but it does not make you gay.
That's like saying beating off makes you gay because you're jerking off a dick. Sucking one's own cock is weird, but not gay.

luckydan

09-04-2005, 09:17 AM

Everytime i try and suck my dick i put my back out....lol

cannabis2

09-04-2005, 08:24 PM

sick cunts

beachguy in thongs

09-04-2005, 10:41 PM

If you think sucking your own dick is disgusting, or gross, then maybe you should take a shower just in case you ever get a girl to do it for you.

Melton420

09-22-2005, 06:46 AM

u guys are so weird

poundsandkeys18

10-01-2005, 08:28 AM

I can do it! and I can give myself a facial!0=

lizka4200

10-01-2005, 02:32 PM

get your ribs removed..or find a whore

mellow mood

10-01-2005, 04:03 PM

hahahahha man its so funny to see how ppl are crazy! bwhahahahaaha i cant beleive a majority of ppl actually tried it (me included)

buddymyfriend

10-01-2005, 09:31 PM

Fuck yeah id suck him if i could. Damn it, u play with so why not? My shits clean, but im not swallowing, im gargling!! Jest kiddin folks!

Peace

Buddy

montagraph

10-04-2005, 10:49 PM

If I could suck my own dick, I would never leave my house. Plus, when your hung like a tic tac, that would be impossible!!! lol

IrieInSocal

10-05-2005, 06:00 PM

Those of us with big enough divks can do anything, im in the same self-dick suckin boat myself. I can get pretty much the whole thing, but yeaq im not cumin in my mouth thats a lil over the top, plus my girl thinks its hot. lol why must we speak of this shit?!

robert42

10-05-2005, 06:18 PM

420purplehaze420

10-05-2005, 09:02 PM

robert42 u have the best damn signatures

robert42

10-11-2005, 03:19 PM

robert42 u have the best damn signatures

thank you!

Got That Haze

10-12-2005, 03:26 AM

ive been able to do this shit since i was like 9, i can get it like 1/4 of the way and im like 7", hurts my back tho. now i just stick to beatin off.

scarface123

10-12-2005, 08:49 PM

i tried but i'm not flexible i can't even lick the head, and i'm 7in. :D

Strikerrr

10-17-2005, 02:54 AM

You guys are crazy but hey it's your thing. you know what I'm sayin?

acidtrip

10-19-2005, 01:29 AM

LoL, this has gotta be the funnyist topic I've ever seen...

Just tried it, and I could just about lick the fucker - with a bit more flexability I could probably have a little suck on the head, but I won't bother training myself when I can just get someone else to do it for me.

My back hurts

ADaisyChain

10-19-2005, 08:12 AM

This thread is intense.

ilikerabbits

10-19-2005, 02:30 PM

Why would one suck one's pwn pen0r ?

jimzzvolcom

10-19-2005, 11:15 PM

i can and its great especially when u finish im even better then the girls now and i also can give myself facials

CocaCola

10-25-2005, 04:40 PM

5 Star Thread with my seal of approval.

Monkey4Sale

10-25-2005, 05:20 PM

If other animals do it, why aren't we allowed to? I tried back in the day, I'll leave it to my wife now.

OzzyOz

10-26-2005, 02:24 AM

I read something on jackin world about how someone got injured trying it

my friend can supposedly do it

he can get his chin down below his crotch...he's flexible i guesss blah
oh shit, once he did show this girl i know. He basically had his clothing on at schoolo and stuff, and we were sitting down in class, and he says "look at this dude" and basically he just got his head past his crotch while sitting down.

That's pretty sick :-x