I HATE WEED!!! I HATE IT I HATE IT

[jayg]

Yesterday was the longest night of my life, i was shaking and the time was slow, i was feeling everything MUCH MORE STRONG and I was sooo paranoid and i wanted to get out of there! i didnt know if it was a dream or something!!! AND it was like page per page, slowly, WoWWWWW I GOT SO SCAREDDDD
and my mother was there sleeping, so i went to see my sister and i told her i smoked and i asked her for help so she kept talking to me until i was ok......
it felt like it was 24hours that i was trying to get out of there!!!
im so happy that my sister was there for me!! my cuz smoked too but he coud control himself! all my muscles were shaking and i had difficulty to move!!!
THIS IS MY LAST TIME OF MY WHOLE LIFE!!!!!!

cya

[gee]

all this thread means is more weed for us.

[soldier1944]

im sick of seeing these gay threads,if ur a noob and cant handle it no one cares so quit posting

[marimbas]

hahaha, well be carefeull if you buy weed to gangs, they put sometimes something like lsd into the weed, so you wont feel good... but anyway weed cant kill you

[Hempamasta]

This is like, the 5th post that I've seen about people having a bad time with weed. What the fuck?

[naturalmystic]

Shit happens.

[U4EUH]

hahaha, well be carefeull if you buy weed to gangs, they put sometimes something like lsd into the weed, so you wont feel good...
No, no 'they' don't.

[VoodooChild]

quiters never win

[mellowman420]

i would like to see you on shrooms, it be funny watching you freak out. just learn to take your weed or you suck. and yeah quiters never win!

[Firebrand]

learn ur shit before u try it, i learned that the hard way with shrooms

[Loz]

Don't smoke weed if u cant handle it simple as that leave it for the real stoners

[Euphoric]

hahaha he'll be back..n3wb :rolleyes:

[BlueCat]

LMAO is it me or is it my weed....this tread really funny...

[mellow mood]

weed rocks

u bastard never insult again the sacred herb!

[4Lyfe]

first timer? i take it...

[Bain fArt]

Lol, you pussy ass

I would pay 7 dollars to get that high again...

[Dick Justice]

Yeah really. I have to stop cold for like two weeks to get that kind of high.

[Reefer Rogue]

im sick of seeing these gay threads,if ur a noob and cant handle it no one cares so quit posting

LOL so true.

[Kid Dynamite]

if you click on "read all posts by jayg" its like a little timeline. I swear this guy must be the biggest n00b on the entire forum.

[justinsane]

quit fingerin your pussy and pack another bowl!

[mellow mood]

ROFL


true, this guy is gay

[BlueCat]

ahhh I read his other posts...
It is nice he has a site to go to that he can ask questions...

I think it is kinda cute... :)

Cat

[mellow mood]

lol

cute

come on



its gay, not cute LOL

[BlueCat]

well I think it is cute...we will have to agree to disagree.. :)

[Goodman3eb]

Sorry you had a bad time; as with any drug, it's nice to have someone to do it with.

Find a friend and blaze with them, do less next time, and you'll have a blast.

Whatever you do, though, learn just to ride the ride and DON'T GIVE UP!!

[Satovan]

Well you see, everyone here kind of takes being a stoner to be a little cult and their not sharing their secret. Well I'm going to be the person to share the whole secret to smoking weed and everyone here has to go through it. You see, sometimes you need to put something on your weed to take it down a notch. Alot of stoners add PCP to their weed to make it more mellow when they are first trying it. PCP will mildly relax you and help you handle your high better. So go ask around, and ask anyone if they have any PCP you can add to your weed to make the high less intense ;)

[rajking86]

you evil man >_<

[Bain fArt]

Dont put PCP on shit, just smoke some more weed and get as high as you fucking can while it lasts GO DUDE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[jayg]

i swear i was panicking, i was freaking out!!! it was just SO weird

[Mogizzle]

I got no idea how you got that high.. had to be laced wit something because all that happens when I get high is my eyes feel a lil funny.. not to mock you or anything but I was toking since I was 8 1/2 hitting bucket bongs with leaf(i'm 17 now).. thats some harsh shit and I still enjoyed being high.

So if a 8 year old can smoke without freaking out like you then you must have some mental condition that you may be unaware of that may be causing you to "freak out" like you did.

[marimbas]

its just funny..... i have seen how people puts chemicals on the weed to get you way much higher.
And something else brick weeds that comes from HUGE crops in Mexico they use chemicals, to kill the bugs, and all of that, also the police helicopters pass around throwing poison on the plants, that later the guys run to clean it... but thats why brick weed is fun, sometimes can get you "poisoned"...

[sir smokes alot]

i have felt like it was a dream and it was enjoyable but anyway i heard that the state of mind determines(sp?) weither you have a good or bad time but if it was so bad why didn't you just fall asleep?

[Juggalotus]

The last time I got that high by myself in my room (i was on probation for half a year) I just turned on the t.v. and hit the mute button...its real slow so I could read what they were saying and it kept me still...then i passed out cuz i was so use to smoking so much. But yeah...why didnt you just go to sleep? and why did you get THAT high if you couldnt take it?

[ihateapplesandsalt]

First time I got high it was too intense for me too. I was sitting in the backseat of a car between two people and the slightest touch on my arms or legs would make them hurt like hell. I also got stopped and questioned by a group of cops while walking home red-eye and stinky. I was paranoid as sin that night, but even I was able to become a pothead. So...suck it up, I suppose.

[ilovelife]

hey jayg.... go get ur cock chopped off u fuckin pussy

[Edd]

damn wish i could still get high like that

[BluntArtist]

haha...rub a little Vagasil on your weed next time....{()}

[Burnout]

what i do is dank my weed with muscule relaxers to make me real mellow where i cant move and shit

[Dick Justice]

Yeah what helps me relax is rubbing icyhot on my eyeballs.



...

[OreO]

mayb its the crack that you hate...it sounds like it was laced with that

[Kid Dynamite]

mayb its the crack that you hate...it sounds like it was laced with that


definately

[Bain fArt]

haha...rub a little Vagasil on your weed next time....{()}


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Vagasil on his weed...LOL...

That is the most hialrious thing I've ever read on this board..that was truly classical
Props

[henrypj]

i bet bain fart's REALLY fat.

[Edd]

LOL

[henrypj]

come on fag are you fat or what

[somebody someone]

dude what the fuck i smoked like 5 spliffs the first time i got high... just completly fucked!!! i loved it... i cant ever get that high even if i wait for like 3 weeks

[Oli]

You fuckin pussy. Clean the sand out your vagina and roll a fatty.

[Mr. Crowley9009]

this dude is a pussy........thats what i think..............(0)

[soldier1944]

yeah jayg ur such a fuckin idiot u pussy

[Encatuse]

I think it's important you try it again, with a different source for the weed. Maybe just buy some cheap stuff, it doesn't get you near as high. Schwagg and Kind bud are almost 2 different highs.

It just sounds like you got overwhelmed by how altered your brain can become when smoking. Try again and smoke less and less potent stuff. What you experienced isn't ((to my knowledge)) anyone's idea of a regular marijuana high.

Try again and just chillax.

[bluntman3000]

man who cares if he didnt enjoy his first time or maybe first time greening out, but know need to make fun of him

[Not Enough Herb]

basically, ms. maryjane took u out back and slapped u around like the little bitch u r.

theres 2 things u can do

1. suck it up and keep toking
or
2. be a pussy and quit

if u choose # 2, i suggest u walk with ur head down to ur nearest corner store and buy a bottle of vagisal

nuff said

later

[thewooman]

you freaked out? what did you exspect being high to be like? the EXACT same thing as being sober? haha OMG this is so funny, when i first got high the only thinig i thought about was "wow, this is so amazing!"

[jayg]

i think i know why i flipped out,
1. the weed was WAY too old.
2. my mom was sleeping in a room just near me, and I was scared that she would find out!
3. I was taking BIGGGG puffs, I was totally filling my lungs, like to the end....

Exept from getting very crazy and paranoid, what does it do normally?

All the lights were flashinggggg and ALLLL my body muscles were like moving or something, it seemed like I was shaking, but my sister said I wasnt, very f*cked up!!!

[Hydrizzle]

AND it was like page per page, slowly, WoWWWWW I GOT SO SCAREDDDD
cya


I believe he is reffering to what we call "framing" where you see the world as if through a strobe light. Everyones done it, and it rox!

[BalliN]

what a pussy... did you ask an elder the first time you busted a nut?

[BalliN]

my first time i remember my whole body got numb..and tingled..and i just felt really relaxed..and i was hooked

[robert42]

lol meow

[BUZz UK]

what a pussy... did you ask an elder the first time you busted a nut?
hahaha, mum, can i whack off?

[wutang123456]

i think i know why i flipped out,
1. the weed was WAY too old.
2. my mom was sleeping in a room just near me, and I was scared that she would find out!
3. I was taking BIGGGG puffs, I was totally filling my lungs, like to the end....

Exept from getting very crazy and paranoid, what does it do normally?

All the lights were flashinggggg and ALLLL my body muscles were like moving or something, it seemed like I was shaking, but my sister said I wasnt, very f*cked up!!!

dude, two things, first of all, it wasn't that your weed was too old, it was too good for you probally, you should start with some schwagg and work up

seccondly, you can type fuck online

[Knotter]

Give the guy a break...some people react differently to different substances in different circumstances.

Let's show a bit of empathy and support here, the guy had a bad experience don't mock him for sharing that here.

Peace
Knotter

[henrypj]

if its older it gets you less high cos thers not so much THC left

[w4terb0ng]

this is for post #10 ----

mescaline is THE SHIT!

salvia is pretty bomb too...if you smoke it right.

and finally....the experience i had with LSA sucked.. not worth eating all those fucking seeds if you ask me....

just my point of view

[mellowyellow]

hahaha, well be carefeull if you buy weed to gangs, they put sometimes something like lsd into the weed, so you wont feel good... but anyway weed cant kill you
heat destroys lsd compound bro and this dude was not tripping he was just to freaked out anyway dont quit and never say u hate it that is terrible thats like tellin a jew ur a nazi bro anyway no hard feelins man i know wat its like but please dont insult the holy herb man

[mellowyellow]

actually u are a fucking pussy

[The Piper]

yeah dude dont be tellin all these stoners that weed sucks mellows right that is like tellin a jew ur a nazi so just stop bein a pussy an try it again lots of people dont like it there first time

[monstermunchies]

sounds like a good trip... want to send me some?

[nomadherbman]

I HATE YOU!!!!!

the nerve of someone to come onto a CANNIBIS site and say such a thing...lol

[Rarrr]

Its totally up to this guy whether he does it again or not. Cut him some slack, he had a bad experience, wanted some attention for it and its obviously backfired on him. All these insults, everyone (who wants to smoke weed :D) should just calm the fuck down and smoke a bowl.
To jayg- I assume this was your 1st time. My 1st time was fucked too and to be honest I dont know why I continued to smoke weed but I did. If you try a drug for the 1st time, it hasnt been in your body before so of course its going to have some adverse reactions, good or bad.
Just because you've had a bad experience you dont have to ruin it for the rest of us. If you hate weed then so be it. Get over it and dont do it again instead of pushing your hateful views onto what is obviously a weed supporting forum.
PS I FUCKING LOVE WEED!!!

[ATHF]

i think i know why i flipped out,
1. the weed was WAY too old.
2. my mom was sleeping in a room just near me, and I was scared that she would find out!
3. I was taking BIGGGG puffs, I was totally filling my lungs, like to the end....Exept from getting very crazy and paranoid, what does it do normally?

All the lights were flashinggggg and ALLLL my body muscles were like moving or something, it seemed like I was shaking, but my sister said I wasnt, very f*cked up!!!


well thats how its done

[ezjim]

Yesterday was the longest night of my life, i was shaking and the time was slow, i was feeling everything MUCH MORE STRONG and I was sooo paranoid and i wanted to get out of there! i didnt know if it was a dream or something!!! AND it was like page per page, slowly, WoWWWWW I GOT SO SCAREDDDD
and my mother was there sleeping, so i went to see my sister and i told her i smoked and i asked her for help so she kept talking to me until i was ok......
it felt like it was 24hours that i was trying to get out of there!!!
im so happy that my sister was there for me!! my cuz smoked too but he coud control himself! all my muscles were shaking and i had difficulty to move!!!
THIS IS MY LAST TIME OF MY WHOLE LIFE!!!!!!

cya
can any one here say AGENT PROVOCATOR if you dont like weed then share your thoughts with the ondcp web site they love these lame ass storys about little kids over indulging in something they are obviously not physicly and mentaly capable of handling

[BluntArtist]

Can't someone delete this thread? I know one of you stoners is a mod :p .

[Encatuse]

I'm sad to see that this thread got brought back up. -laughs-

Anyway, I've only had "framing" once, and it was way early on in my smoking career. It was awesome and wonderful and I want it again. Why don't I get it anymore even when I drop my tolerance big time?

Ah man, I know no one cares but I'm buzzing and feel like typing. When I had framing I thought maybe the weed was laced because it was like nothing I'd ever had from a marijuana high. It was the first time I smoked from a bong. My mom was in the front room and I walked to the kitchen. I remember it so well it's weird. It was like I was a step back from reality and that every other scene I saw was just a black screen. I walked past the fridge and realized I was ridiculously hungry and I ate more pudding cups then I care to recall. I got a stomach ache, so I smoked more. Then I forgot why I smoked and went and ate a couple more pudding cups, quickly to be reminded of why I had smoked more.

Ah man, I'm gonna take a really long break and work out and drink water solely so that I can do that again. Any tips on how to achieve framing, or is there nothng you can do to make it happen except get really stoned?

[Dick Justice]

It's happened to me a few times with a really high tolerance.... it was just the best weed I've ever touched, and I haven't been able to get more of it since. It was supposedly Blueberry, and since I get it from a good friend I trust his knowledge of the strain he sells. So uh, I'm trying my damnedest to get some of that, just so I can squirrel it away and save it like fine cognac.

Other times, when I get really high with other good weed, I'll get something similar to framing where my entire field of vision zooms in on stuff quickly and in jolty increments. Makes it a bit hard to walk, glad I wasn't driving.

But yeah, Encatuse, try taking a break and chugging detox tea. Then don't smoke again till you have the best weed your money can buy. I had to do that once, a solid 3-week break just cause I was alternately out of money or a weed source for nearly a month. When I finally got stoned again (at school) with some of my friend's AK-47, I started to imagine that it was my first time all over again, kept calling my friend "Travis" because Travis was around for my first time, etc. Tried to run down a hill...... BAM, frame-o-rama. Hadda skip the next three classes just to recuperate... and borrow money for more of that weed. :D

[Dutchmaster]

dont descrase the herb....

[KronicKing]

sounds like you had some damn good stuff :)

[weedman7]

hahha it hatez u 2 didnt i alredy respond to like like a month or so ago

[Checkminus]

Hey, don't flame I was scared the first time too. And he actually described the first time pretty well.

P.S. - Chill the fuck out Jay, you sound like you're on some metanphetamine. Weed may be a good thing for you. Also, you don't know how many of us would love to have the "first time" experience again.

[Nero]

My recipe for framing,
1. Lose your tolerance
2. Get some dank weed
3. Smoke a blunt or do gravs
4. Sit down and keep your activity level as low as possible
5. Think about how you feel and run with it and let your self go into a trance state
6. Then try and shift you thoughts to whats going on around you, enjoy the ride

Dick, I had the framing and zooming once when i was driving, it was fucked up. Im on this curvy little 2 lane road with rapidly changing depth perception and the cars and the road keep changin in size. Not to mention that Im only seeing stuff in breif flashes and everything is moving a significant amount in between these flashes. It felt like my car needed the entire road and when i would drive back into my lane because a car is coming the other way it seemed like it wasnt possible and I would need to drive onto the shoulder. It is nothing like driving stoned, by the way anyone else tend to drive faster than normal when stoned?

[bizclzqrg]

Everyone should give the original poster of this thread a break. Different people have different physiological and psychological responses to weed, and to simply dismiss someone who responds adversely as a "pussy" is, at best, narrowminded. One of my best friends has only smoked pot three times in his life. The reason he hasn't smoked more is because on two of the three occassions he did smoke he had some sort of seizure. He's not epileptic and has never had a seizure outside of these two instances - his body just has some sort of freak response to pot. He's also one of the boldest, most self-confident people I've ever met and is in no way a "pussy." I also find that smoking doesn't effect me the same way it effects most people. No matter how frequently I smoke - and at one point years ago I was smoking several times a day - it seldom relaxes me. Instead, it gives me a slightly nervous but usually pleasant sort of energy that often makes my brain race and, if channelled properly, facilitates creative thought and insight, which is why I continue to use it two decades after my first toke. If I'm not in the right frame of mind for smoking, however, I find the energy weed gives me to be jarring, unpleasant, and nerveracking. I've also experimented with a lot of other substances in my life and have taken hallucinogens (mostly acid) over 100 times - usually five to ten hits a trip. Strange as it may seem, the occassional nerveracking experiences I've had on weed are the only truly unpleasant drug experiences I've had. What I'm getting at is that, while I don't know why my body and mind respond differently to weed than most people's, I can assure you that the reason is not because I'm a "pussy." Likewise, the kid who started this thread doesn't deserve to get ragged on because he had a bad experience while stoned. Considering the focus of this website and the substantial experience most of us here have with smoking pot, I think it would make a lot more sense to give him advice for having a better experience next time (if there is, in fact, a next time) instead of thoughtlessly berating him.

[Completely Stoned]

I'm sure its his first time. Hes just a pussy.

[Nero]

If that doesn't work try taking 4-6 benadryl 2 hours beforehand

[partyguy420]

man what a fucking fagget... man he could suck a basket ball threw a oxcgen hose. or suck sum mexi chrom off a trailor hitch... man u need to put more of that sucking power into suckin weed smoke into your lungs and quit your bitchin and moaning

[partyguy420]

ohh yea. i would give my intire trust fund if i could get high like i did the first time i did... man i loved it, i was flying off the planet the first hit. the on top of that i smoked like a 1/8th and hot boxed that shit and laffed so hard i pissed my self. and once i got use to pot i couldnt get as high as i did that first time

[LimpBizkitRMV04]

yeaah shit man i wish i could still get that high i loved that shit

[givemesomeweed]

try it again you'll like it

[kingcanabis]

what where we talking abought? oooo look cake mmm...lmao

[Fattie]

noob is the gayest word i have ever read in my entire life, how are you gonna call someone gay when you use that word. Fucked up shit right there. Makes you seem like one of them computer nerd asses that looks down on everyone but themselves and there little computer crew. Shut the fuck up if your gonna use that word.

[ADaisyChain]

noob is the gayest word i have ever read in my entire life, how are you gonna call someone gay when you use that word. Fucked up shit right there. Makes you seem like one of them computer nerd asses that looks down on everyone but themselves and there little computer crew. Shut the fuck up if your gonna use that word.

stfu n00b ur 091n10/\/z 44\/3 /\/0 974<3 43r3

ph33r m3!

On a side note: I had an incident of framing recently. I was glad to have it. I just smoked lots of schwagg after not having touched weed in a while due to money.

[jfoster]

well, if it isn't laced... do it again. if u get the same high... do it again. eventually you'll get used to it.i had some good weed, gave me a weird high, freaked me out. i did it again and the same thing happened but i was used to the high and i could appreciate it more.

[bowlsnapper2012]

hey dude my friend smoked like 5 times 6th time had a huge panick attack i kno how u feel my thoughts are that if the weed was "old" maybe it was in an airtight jar thus curing it? i dunn i have had some scary times with weed its just how u take them. one time i smoked a blunt with my sister and layed in my bed hereing voices in tongues the entire night with closed eye visuals DID I STOP? NO! just lay down and ride it out when that happens just tell urself that its weed and it cant kill u and stare at the cieling (sp?) dude just chill and smoke a bowl in smalller hits and just watch cartoons and eat sugar u will be fine

[LilRedDevil]

I have seen lots of people have panic attacks from weed.

I think weed is noy for everyone! But if you do it again, just smoke a little, then you will not get so fucked up.

[Toker4LifeVT]

yeah what a noob lol must have been a first timer cause the same happened to me back in the day just take it slow, and keep at it, and do some damn research first!

Light up a bowl!

[an oz. a day man]

if you dont like weed then what the fuck are you doing hear

[boozeandviolence]

You never know, coulda just been laced with something..

[RedRainDrop]

Pussy.

[Nero]

Based on the size of this thread I motion for a stress release forum

[kemp]

weed is awesome i dont know why would anybody would hate smoking weed.... my first time smoking weed was awesome cus it was on my 16 birthday and my friend made a huge blunt and im got to say that was the biggest blunt i ever seen

soooooo.....peace and smoke weed for the rest of your life

[thcbongman]

Damn most of you are fucking anal.

[420purplehaze420]

noob is the gayest word i have ever read in my entire life, how are you gonna call someone gay when you use that word. Fucked up shit right there. Makes you seem like one of them computer nerd asses that looks down on everyone but themselves and there little computer crew. Shut the fuck up if your gonna use that word.
my thoughts exactly

[Beeblebrox.420]

This thread is so far off course it's ridiculous. Let's put this sick puppy to sleep. Closed.

[Beeblebrox.420]

Ok, that was just freaky. Nick's post wasn't even there when I wrote that!

~Spooky background music~