Phobias

[Stedric]

Well I'm wondering if anyone else has a phobia of something.

I have an irrational fear of claymation, scares the fuck out of me and I've never been able to watch Wallace & Gromit. Hows about you guys?

[OreO]

jelly fish...if i hear that there is jelly fish in the ocean...not going in, heights, also i find it freaky if you cant see all the way down in a bodie of water(lake,ocean,etc.) like i just think about what they hell if something is under me and if i go under im not going to see anything clearly(around my way no clear blue/water...more like muddy waters)

[thewooman]

clowns and hights. i dont like rides because hights scare me shitless.


and clowns, well clowns just scare the shit out of me too. there so fucking creepy.

[NoosaHeads]

jelly fish...if i hear that there is jelly fish in the ocean...not going in, heights, also i find it freaky if you cant see all the way down in a bodie of water(lake,ocean,etc.) like i just think about what they hell if something is under me and if i go under im not going to see anything clearly(around my way no clear blue/water...more like muddy waters)


So I guess Me teaching you to surf is out of the question. :confused: :D .

My greatest Fear is being alone..
(with out a Female in my life i mean).
I seem to bounce from one relationship to another.
with not much time inbetween... :o :(




Yeah Yeah I Know Im Codependant....

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

My phobia is jetskis, yeah its fucking weird i know.

[ickystkyme]

frogs are my thing..one of those completely irrational fear/phobia things like you couldnt believe..

clowns freak me out..

thats it..

the icky..
;)

[Az.]

i really dont like bugs that fly.....lady bugs are sound....butterflys are sweet..

but shit like may-flys/horse flys bees, wasps mostly things that sting you...

im also not a great lover of spiders if they just pop out of nowhere onto me...if i can see them im sound

[DonnieDarko]

being in enclosed places w/lots of ppl. Lots of times this results in anxiety or panic.

[maryjanemama]

Rodents freak me out. Those jack-o-lope things, OMG, they're in my nightmares. If I ever saw one in real life, I'd probably loose it. I have nightmares about rats, too.

Water. I can't swim, I get nervous just looking at the ocean, and boat rides terrify me. Drowning is another nightmare that I've had since I was a child. Yikes.

[Rarrr]

bricks flying at my head at high speeds

[StarcommanderX]

cusswords.

[Durden]

Retarted/Crazy people, I know it sounds stupid but they are unpredictable.

[amsterdam]

dwarfs,cant stand to be near them.

[BlueCat]

Claymation? thats a new one.... :)

I hate MONKEYS!! I had one steal my pot out of my back pocket one time and go up a tree then he started tearing it apart. Dirty little bastard. THey bite and scratch too. Gives me the creeps...yuck..I did not want to try and get my weed back ewwww his nasty little fingers were probably in every ass in the jungle! I can't stand monkeys...George Bush looks like a monkey...coincidence? I think not..

Peace

Cat

[amsterdam]

clever blue cat.

[herbz]

and clowns, well clowns just scare the shit out of me too. there so fucking creepy.

How the hell anyone can find a clown funny or "a good thing" is mad. They are scary as shit.

[NextGen]

spiders. I saw one in our shed basement 1mth ago and I cant go down there now. I need to get down there to get some stuff too.

I'll scream like a girl if one gets on me:)

[looseends]

[QUOTE=NextGen]spiders.


I have arachnophobia also. Can't look at them. If there on Animal Planet and stumble across the channel I get the heebie-jeebies and start checking my back for them. And heaven forbid a movie comes out and shows a trailer on TV without warning... :eek: :mad:

[Etrain]

My phobia is jetskis, yeah its fucking weird i know.

Heh, I used to ride skiis about, had a head on collision going 55 on one. Ah, 4,000 dollars in damage and couldn't even walk for several days :(

[thewooman]

oh yeah, i also hate the hell out of daddy long legs.

[Caruso329]

Spiders, like most everyone else.
Cockroaches.. uhg, I remember once when I was little I was playing video games on the floor and I felt something crawling on my stomach, I look down and it was a giant ass roach that I hadn't seen crawling on me. :O
And going to jail/being arrested, I'm super paranoid when I do anything illegal, sadly even when smoking.

[LOVElife]

HAMPSTERS ARE NO GOOD FOR MY LITTLE HEART!!!!

[Fengzi]

Giving speeches. Doesn't matter if it's in from of 5 or 500 people. Giving a formal speech or persentation os the worst for me. Whenever I had to do one for college, or now for my work, I get so freaked out I can't sleep for days before.

Oh yeah, centipedes. Just looking at this pic freaks me out. Strangly, I find I can't stop looking though.....

[thewooman]

Spiders, like most everyone else.
Cockroaches.. uhg, I remember once when I was little I was playing video games on the floor and I felt something crawling on my stomach, I look down and it was a giant ass roach that I hadn't seen crawling on me. :O
And going to jail/being arrested, I'm super paranoid when I do anything illegal, sadly even when smoking.

luckly we dont have roachs here in UK, i dont think. iv never seen one

fen im also scared of giving speeches, my voice goes all scrubled and crappy and you can tell im nervoius

[KronicKing]

needles...ugh....i HATE needles and spiders,and most bugs,heights...i cant even stand on a step stool and the ironic thing about that is im almost 6'4 lol,and water,but only like oreo said i always think something is gonna sting or eat me or ill step on a crab in some seaweed or see a water spider(two of my worst fears combined :( )i fucking scream like a little girl and get out of the water as fast as i can and wont ever go swiming in that body of water again(i have to travel like 30 m iles to go swiming lol)

[thewooman]

god im scared of needles too.

i never realised that i was scared of so much stuff.... :p

[Zero Revolt]

Personally the ocean scares the shit out of me. I always worry about the riptide washing me away. As a matter of fast just last year I was on vacation in Tybee Island,GA and I tried to grow some balls and go into the ocean I went in about 4 feet deep and turned around to get back to land and soon as I did make it I looked back to the ocean to see the shadows of 3 tiger sharks under the surface. Needless to say that reinforced my fears. I have legs therfore I stay on land. Oh and the sight of cockroaches makes me sick. When I was 7 years old i opened up the fridge for a bowl of pudding to only bite into a roach and had to scrape that yellow shit off my teeth.

[hipEstoner]

spiders,,, and aids,,,, lol,,,,,,,and,,,dirt or anything on my bed, i know it sounds weird but i wont even let my freinds sit on my bed, cuz its where i sleep

[thewooman]

spiders,,, and aids,,,, lol,,,,,,,and,,,dirt or anything on my bed, i know it sounds weird but i wont even let my freinds sit on my bed, cuz its where i sleep

super aids.

come on man how the hell can you be scared of aids? just wear a condom and you'll be fine wont you?

[Zero Revolt]

I also find Elmo from Sesame Street very unsettiling. lol

[thewooman]

I also find Elmo from Sesame Street very unsettiling. lol

:eek: ! im not alone! :p

[MikeNuggtz]

yea spiders are weird screw those things, I don't wanna get gangrene from one of those nasty little sneaky brown recluses ick--- loose your damn appendages

[MikeNuggtz]

correction - lose

[Zero Revolt]

DIE ELMO DIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

LMFAO

[hoodedclum]

Its pretty pathetic but im scared of wasps, i know they cant really hurt you but ive just got this irrational phobia of em, even if one just flys by i'll jump out of my seat and run for cover lol.

got one m8 whos totally terrified of buttons, its not like he will totally freak if he sees one but if you bring them up in conversation and make him think about them he'll go off on one .. lol, poor lad.

[mellow mood]

small joints. thats so scary!

[Anonymous]

running out of weed that scares the shit out of me

[rhino44]

bears scare me. i used to live in the mountains and id always see bear droppings everywhere id hike and i kept thinking i would surprise a bear and it would kill me. so id make real loud growling noises in places i thought there would be bears to scare them off. pretty stupid but hey thats what gets me.

[XTC]

Clowns.... Man how they're always smiling and looking happy all the time.

[mellow mood]

lol my favorite is Krusty.

how can clowns scare ya?

[hoodedclum]

i think the question is how cant they scare ya init m8 ? wtf are they ?

[Stedric]

Its pretty pathetic but im scared of wasps, i know they cant really hurt you but ive just got this irrational phobia of em, even if one just flys by i'll jump out of my seat and run for cover lol.

got one m8 whos totally terrified of buttons, its not like he will totally freak if he sees one but if you bring them up in conversation and make him think about them he'll go off on one .. lol, poor lad.
Yeah when I was a little kid I was taking a pee in my back yard and one stung my weiner. Ever since then they make me really uncomfortable, if not terrified.

[maryjanemama]

so id make real loud growling noises in places i thought there would be bears to scare them off. pretty stupid but hey thats what gets me.That was funny. Whatever works! :D This thread makes me feel better about all my crazy....I'm not alone. Woot, woot.

[chris420]

spiders scare the living shit outa me and i cant stand insects they suck ass but im not as fearful with them like with spiders

[stoner spirit]

I'm scared of bees, and poisonous plants, such as poison ivey.

[Anonymous]

Yeah when I was a little kid I was taking a pee in my back yard and one stung my weiner. Ever since then they make me really uncomfortable, if not terrified.

omg dude that sucks

[Hektik]

I hate slugs. when i was younger i stepped on a shitload over the years in the dark barefooted. Gooie slimy shit goes between ur toes then when u look at what u stepped on in the light you see the 2 eyeballs lookin at you from between your toes :(

[thewooman]

:eek:

[Porkchop]

enclosed places, spiders, cops, and fucking prison! That's fucks with me!

[MisstreeNny]

frogs are my thing..one of those completely irrational fear/phobia things like you couldnt believe..

clowns freak me out..

thats it..

the icky..
;)


OMG, me too! I cannot even look at a frog on a screen or magazine. I think my fear comes from stepping on an albino bull frog while I was barefoot when I lived in Puerto Rico. So gross! :eek:

[Fengzi]

For all you clown lovers, here's an appropriate pic from another thread

[NoosaHeads]

I wonder how that Clown go's in the art of Felatio...

[OreO]

noooooooooooosa...ill go in the water if u teach me how to surf...

[NoosaHeads]

Hey No problem Mate...
I have taught heaps of my freinds to surf..
I'll get you on the Mall (big board).
and you'll be up in no time..:)..

If your ever In Auss Be sure to look me up..;)

[4252]

This thread made me realize something about myself. I've had phobias, and maybe, due to a militant, spartan upbringing, have only the one now, to be ....helpless.

Afraid of the dark; the Great Santini (I mean my father) taught me to confront the fear and see it as an advantage. When I was too young to reason it out, I believed that the spooks, boogies, whatever, couldn't see any better than I could, so learning to navagate, percieve, and attack in the dark was a skill to be learned.

Fear of heights: I jumped out of airplanes and it never became an issue.

Fear of drowning: snorkeling and scuba diving taught me that if you're not trapped underwater, you'd be able to survive for hours, maybe days in the water.

Fear of people: an old injury seems to have destroyed the part of my brain that controls embarassment, and social awkwardness; I just don't seem to care. Some martial arts training and a youthful interest in street brawling got me over the fear of having my face bashed; it's not as intimidating once you've tried it a couple of times, plus learning how to bash back helps a lot.

I hate being stung by wasps and so on, but learned the momentary pain passes pretty soon.

Fear of failure: Oops, I'm not so sure about that. Do I try to overachieve because I want the rewards, or is it a phobia that I'm not willing to admit? I don't quite know.

Spiders: I shoot them on sight, but the thought of one getting at me when I'm not aware of it bothers me. Those brown recluse spider bites look really horrible.

Yes, being unable to defend myself is a real phobia. The thought of going down fighting doesn't seem to be so terrible, but the thought of actually being defenseless creeps me out. I don't have a house full of weapons, but enough. What bothers me is the thought of somebody getting into the place, and I can't get to my faithful .380 auto. Or what if I go to double tap some armed burgler and the gun jams or hangs fire?

Fear of death: It can't be that hard, anybody can do it. Maybe the helplessness of a slow lingering death, that sounds repulsive. Or a messy violent one, wouldn't want to end up on Faces of Death XIII or whatever, that would be embarassing.

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Fear of being alone: Hell, we're all alone, in the most basic sense.

[KronicKing]

lmao noosa,haha i laughed for a few minutes at that one :)

[jenniferny2phx]

I hate bugs, creepy crawlers, I just moved to phoenix, AZ and I am so scared to see a scorpion, havent seen one yet, but will freak when i do, oh and snakes, havent seen one yet either, but i will be worse if i see that one!!!! ill. i moved from niagara falls, did not have anything there but misquitos, i mean of coarse, bees, flys, ants, but really nothing else, so i know i am in for it in phoenix!!!! i might be packing back up in few months if i see some, haha j/k. well, i got in car the other day and this huge ass flying bug, who the hell knows what it was, but is was bigger then a quarter and really big wings, was in the car, i noticed it when i was backing the car up and it came flying right toward my face, i screamed soooo loud and put car in park and jumped out, i waited for like a 1/2 hr for the damn thing to fly out, i wouldnt get back in there, no way, it was going to kill me, hahahahaha. anyways i was late going to my grandmothers to eat, but they understood, lol, damn bugs!!! But it was huge never seen nothing like it!

[McCauley Caulkin]

McCauley Caulkins phobias are hieghts, roaches, porcelain dolls, and the paparrazzi

[XTC]

McCauley Caulkins phobias are hieghts, roaches, porcelain dolls, and the paparrazzi


Procleain dolls, there is another phobia of mine. I was always a bit unnerved around them. One time I was shrooming at a buddies place, the living room was loaded with these dolls. AHHH! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[GHoSToKeR]

I don't really have any real phobies, but I have a strong dislike for things such as moths and other flying insects - If I know there's one in the house I have to track it down and throw it out the window (I don't kill stuff).. same with spiders.

I have a few obsessive compulsions, though... like I have to have the curtains shut if I turn a light on; If I take my shoes off I have to put them perfectly next to eachother; If I have just cooked something and turned the cooker off I have to wait five minutes and go and check it again; I wash my hands/teeth/face compulsively all the time; blah blah blah. :)

[Stedric]

I don't really have any real phobies, but I have a strong dislike for things such as moths and other flying insects - If I know there's one in the house I have to track it down and throw it out the window (I don't kill stuff).. same with spiders.
Yeah thats funny cause I don't kill bugs either. The exception being ants, I just HATE ants and for everyone I kill there is like 5 to take its place.

[KronicKing]

i was going to say the same thing stedic :) i dont kill ants on site but when there is a trial of them leading to my house i trace them back and kill that bed of ants...i kinda feel bad about it though since they are just finding food