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mrdevious
06-02-2005, 05:20 AM
Does anybody know a website where I can see these anti-marijuana adds I hear so much about? A lot of them sound really hilarious/rediculous, but here in Canada we never see them. I'm just curious to see if they're as outrageous as I've heard :D

NOTEHOOK
06-02-2005, 05:42 AM
Yea one said his friend had like 4.0 then bought a dimebag and then dropped out of high school

Omun
06-02-2005, 06:16 AM
We don't speak of such non-sense around here. Seriously consider yourself lucky that you haven't had to sit through one of those misinformed commercials. Freevibe should put a sock in it, having no job thats my anti-drug.

Stedric
06-02-2005, 06:31 AM
What are you talking about man? Drug ads are fucking hilarious. Ever seen the one from Harold & Kumar?

*Two buddies getting high*

Buddy one: "I'm so high, I can do anything!" *grabs gun from wall*

Buddy two: "Incredibly drawn out and fake sounding" noooo...

*buddy one shoots himself in the head*

MARIJUANA KILLS

And anyone ever notice how the slang they always use is way off. "Yo man break out the kick-ass weed and lets get stoned up dawg!". If I ever heard anyone say that, I'd probably flip them off and make a mental note never to smoke up with them.

mono repin
06-02-2005, 06:38 AM
They are funny to watch if you know the REAL consequences of weed. Unfortunately they are the new reefer madness, and to some degree their scare tatics are working. My parents believe the commercials.

Omun
06-02-2005, 06:46 AM
your commercials sound better than the ones I see I just see this one of this girl doing some weak spoken word saying how she doesn't want to become another drug abusing teen statistic, and it seems to be on whenever I turn on the TV. I hate all commercials with a passion I bearly watch tv anymore.

Stedric
06-02-2005, 06:52 AM
As do I, I only watch a select few shows. I've seen some that spoken word thing, and its pretty awful. I wish they'd start treating drug abuse a little more like Europe (correct me if I'm wrong Europeans board-members) is treating it. I was at a government-made drug website that was interesting, because instead of telling half-truths and overblown statistics it just told you the effects of the drug. It also told you the risks you might encounter while on the drug and the safest way (if there is any safe way) to experience the drug.

richieguy69
06-02-2005, 03:33 PM
^^ Ya I was at a site like that not too long ago. I just had to roll when under effects it said...........EUPHORIA!!!!

nuggetgirl
06-02-2005, 06:12 PM
My favorite one would be the one with the 2 black guys in a crappie little car that pull up to the drive through laughing their asses off with the car full of weed smoke. Obviously they'd been there a long while, the lady keeps asking if she can help them. Suddenly, one guy says, man, I aint got no money. And they pull away laughing. As they pull out a little girl in a bike drives by and they run her over. Ohmigod. That one gets me rolling every time.

forestcouch
06-02-2005, 06:16 PM
Does anybody know a website where I can see these anti-marijuana adds I hear so much about? A lot of them sound really hilarious/rediculous, but here in Canada we never see them. I'm just curious to see if they're as outrageous as I've heard :D

not true, im canadian, and i used to see this one ad where these guys are smoking up in this study or whatever, and hes like hey man, wanna see something cool? and he shows him a gun, and hes like is it loaded? and hes like no and then he shoots his friend. and its like MARIJUANA IMPAIRS YOUR JUDGEMENT. thats not being high, thats being fucking stupid, why the fuck would you have a loaded gun in a house with kids anyways? that commerical pisses me off

mono repin
06-02-2005, 06:21 PM
My favorite one would be the one with the 2 black guys in a crappie little car that pull up to the drive through laughing their asses off with the car full of weed smoke. Obviously they'd been there a long while, the lady keeps asking if she can help them. Suddenly, one guy says, man, I aint got no money. And they pull away laughing. As they pull out a little girl in a bike drives by and they run her over. Ohmigod. That one gets me rolling every time.

... but even better is the Chapelle spoof of this one. After they hit the girl they all run away and Guillermo Diaz (scarface from halfbaked) takes the girls bike and rides away. Then they are like "If you are a 14 y.o. girl, you should not ride your bike when using weed" HAHA

robert42
06-02-2005, 06:33 PM
My favorite one would be the one with the 2 black guys in a crappie little car that pull up to the drive through laughing their asses off with the car full of weed smoke. Obviously they'd been there a long while, the lady keeps asking if she can help them. Suddenly, one guy says, man, I aint got no money. And they pull away laughing. As they pull out a little girl in a bike drives by and they run her over. Ohmigod. That one gets me rolling every time.

that was on the David Chappelle Show they said:

IF YOU A 10 YEAR OLD GIRL HIGH ON MARIJUANA ....

DONT RIDE YOUR BIKE!

robert42
06-02-2005, 06:34 PM
didnt see the post above mine lol ;) great minds think alike

mrdevious
06-02-2005, 10:10 PM
Well, now that I think of it I have seen a bit. the one where he shoots his friend I saw only once, and I've recently seen that lame-ass one where the woman is rapping about not doing weed :rolleyes: . so.... am I to assume nobody knows of a site? I mean surely some american website has one, i just can't find any :( .

sublimnial
06-02-2005, 10:49 PM
Those commericals are so funny to see high! The one where the kid raps about the kid droping out my friend couldt getout of his head so he was siging that song the whole time he was high lmao

sToNeDpEnGuIn420
06-02-2005, 11:23 PM
OMFG ok me and sasha sittin there real baked this commercial comes on.
Its a dad wrapped on a blanket on the floor next to his daughter whos on her bed.
Dad: what am i?
Daughter:A toothpick?
Dad:No...
Daughter:A worm?
Dad:No....
Dad: A joint!
Daughter: Your a lil too big to be a joint.

Talk to your kids anyways you can.

AHAHHAHA SO FUCKING FUNNY, that ws the first and only time ive ever seen that one tho

Maui Wowie
06-02-2005, 11:47 PM
Does anybody know a website where I can see these anti-marijuana adds I hear so much about? A lot of them sound really hilarious/rediculous, but here in Canada we never see them. I'm just curious to see if they're as outrageous as I've heard :D

Speak for yourself.

llamaman666
06-02-2005, 11:48 PM
My favorite one would be the one with the 2 black guys in a crappie little car that pull up to the drive through laughing their asses off with the car full of weed smoke. Obviously they'd been there a long while, the lady keeps asking if she can help them. Suddenly, one guy says, man, I aint got no money. And they pull away laughing. As they pull out a little girl in a bike drives by and they run her over. Ohmigod. That one gets me rolling every time.
Have you seen the chapelle version? they are all stoned and are gettin cheesburger and all sorts of dum laughs then run over the girl. they then ge out and a camera shows the girl laughing and here eyes are so puffy.


then it goes, if you are under 12, do not smoke weed and ride your bike infron of cars

mrdevious
06-03-2005, 12:11 AM
Have you seen the chapelle version? they are all stoned and are gettin cheesburger and all sorts of dum laughs then run over the girl. they then ge out and a camera shows the girl laughing and here eyes are so puffy.


then it goes, if you are under 12, do not smoke weed and ride your bike infron of cars


hehe, actually they did a recent study where they showed many college students anti-smoking ads and anti-marijuana ads. the smoking ones got through to them, but with the anti-weed ad most of them asked "what the hell kind of parents are letting their kids ride trycicles out on busy streets?" and didn't really feel any more inclined not to do weed.

and besides, even if it does impair your driving, these fucktards should realize you shouldn't drive while stoned just like you shouldn't drive while consuming our good legal friend alchohol.

4252
06-03-2005, 12:51 AM
Those commercials iritate the hell out of me; they're as uninformed as their target audience, and the acting is really bad. Nothing as embarrasing as watching some 16 year old kid acting "intense", like the jerk at the bus stop who says his friend would have changed the world with his poetry except for his reefer habit, which got him into some trouble or other. Evidently the world got along OK without him, his poetry was probably lame anyhow. I only hope that the kid reciting the lines sees his commercial from time to time, and is humiliated by his poor acting. Oh, and I also hope it ruins his acting career.

And since I'm ranting anyway, I hope the "moral majority" goes the way of the equally falsely named Holy Roman Empire.

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Teela39
06-03-2005, 02:51 AM
Growing up they had a commercial of a frying pan on the stove and they show an egg and say this is your brain. Then they break it into the frying pan and as it's frying they said "And this is your brain on drugs" It was soooo funny and all it ever did was make me hungry for a fried egg sandwich.

This was in Canada:)

thewooman
06-03-2005, 03:23 AM
Growing up they had a commercial of a frying pan on the stove and they show an egg and say this is your brain. Then they break it into the frying pan and as it's frying they said "And this is your brain on drugs" It was soooo funny and all it ever did was make me hungry for a fried egg sandwich.

This was in Canada:)

they are right you know? are you telling me that drugs DONT fuck up your mind? oh so i guess ozzy osbourne is slow at responding and a complete retard now because he drank to much lemonade?

Maui Wowie
06-03-2005, 03:23 AM
and besides, even if it does impair your driving, these fucktards should realize you shouldn't drive while stoned just like you shouldn't drive while consuming our good legal friend alchohol.

Weed doesn't impair driving, in fact, it could help. You don't get as stressed, i've been living with two people that drive around high every night since I was born.

thewooman
06-03-2005, 03:26 AM
Weed doesn't impair driving, in fact, it could help. You don't get as stressed, i've been living with two people that drive around high every night since I was born.

you might be TO relaxed though, i would say if your a new driver dont do it. but if youve been driving for years you should be pretty confidence.

420ultimatesmokage
06-03-2005, 05:58 AM
im stoned more then half the time while driving and it doesnt do shit. i dont get pulled over, in accidents, or drive agressively. i think it mellows you out so you dont drive so crazy.

mynameismike0
06-03-2005, 06:08 AM
i agree. i find that driving stoned is just about the most comfortable situation i have ever been in. just driving around hitting a pipe. i could do that for the rest of my life and be happy.

Stedric
06-03-2005, 06:47 AM
i agree. i find that driving stoned is just about the most comfortable situation i have ever been in. just driving around hitting a pipe. i could do that for the rest of my life and be happy.
Its not something I'd personally do, because while the risk is small its still there. Carboxing is fun, though.

The anti-drug ads I see range from hilarious to just stupid/irratating. We need to bring back some reefer madness style ads, SMOKING MARIHUANA (how they actually spelled it) WILL CAUSE YOU TO BECOME INSANE!

partyguy420
06-03-2005, 11:30 AM
Growing up they had a commercial of a frying pan on the stove and they show an egg and say this is your brain. Then they break it into the frying pan and as it's frying they said "And this is your brain on drugs" It was soooo funny and all it ever did was make me hungry for a fried egg sandwich.

This was in Canada:)

dude i rember those ones. those were so funnie

Firebrand
06-03-2005, 01:21 PM
lol i remember that dude at the bus stop, that dude was prob on weed while writing the shit and the person didnt know about it till he got in trouble...commercials are such bs lol

Firebrand
06-03-2005, 01:28 PM
also check this out
http://www.mediacampaign.org/marijuana/kids_and_marijuana.html

what i find really messed up is "The brain. Smoking marijuana leads to some changes in the brain similar to those caused by cocaine, heroin and alcohol." didnt know weed damaged ur brain as bad as herioun and coke does :rolleyes:

"Research shows that kids who use marijuana in early adolescence are more likely to engage in risky behaviors that may put their futures in jeopardy, such delinquency; having multiple sexual partners; perceiving drugs as not harmful; and having more friends who exhibit deviant behavior." ya when im toked i just feel like a pimp and start fucking every bitch in site :D lol

"Despite popular notions, research has shown a link between frequent marijuana use and increased violent behavior.24 Research found that among youth, the incidence of physically attacking people, destroying property and stealing increased in proportion to the number of days marijuana was smoked in the past year." i always thought weed was the one that calmed us down and pcp was the one that amde us violent, shows what they know

"Marijuana affects alertness, concentration, perception, coordination and reaction time, many of the skills required for safe driving and other tasks. These effects can last several hours after smoking marijuana. Marijuana use can also make it difficult to judge distances and react to signals and sounds on the road.27

Research has provided more evidence of the prevalence of drugged driving and the resulting consequences. A roadside study of reckless drivers who were not impaired by alcohol showed that 33 percent tested positive for marijuana.28 Another study of patients in a shock-trauma unit who had been in traffic crashes revealed that 15 percent of those who had been driving a car or motorcycle had been smoking marijuana and another 17 percent had both THC and alcohol in their blood." im sure all u ppl that said driving are wrong c the site says so :p


lol sry for long post but just think that shit is hilarious...btw i was sarcastc to most my responses

Teela39
06-03-2005, 05:36 PM
they are right you know? are you telling me that drugs DONT fuck up your mind? oh so i guess ozzy osbourne is slow at responding and a complete retard now because he drank to much lemonade?

Excuse me??? Yes I am saying smoking pot DOES NOT FUCK UP YOUR MIND!. I have been a daily smoker for over 25 years, I have an excellent job in Technical Support for a software company and have been doing tech support for over 7 years. I smoke during the day and on my way home and WOW, I have not been fired, knock wood never an accident, actually avoided accidents because I was actually more aware of my surroundings.

As for comparing Ozzy, he spent his life doing a HELL of A LOT more then POT!!!!

Please don't compare smokers to hard drug users because they are not even in the same league and once we can make that distinction then acceptance is not far behind.

GHoSToKeR
06-03-2005, 05:49 PM
"having multiple sexual partners; perceiving drugs as not harmful; and having more friends who exhibit deviant behavior"

It's funny how these three things were supposed to be the negative effects....... They sound good to me :)

GHoSToKeR
06-03-2005, 05:52 PM
http://www.mediacampaign.org/marijuana/kids_and_marijuana.html

thats the link someone posted earlier.. i was just checking it out, and noticed something.. they claim things like 'marijuana linked to risky behaviour' but dont actually have any proof - there only 'proof' is that risky behaviour has gone up recently and so has marijuana use.... so has inflation! that must be because of weed too =/

IntrepidS
06-03-2005, 06:06 PM
For anybody wanting to see some anti-MJ commercials, go to www.torrentspy.com and download the movies "The History of Marijuana" and History Channel's "Illegal Drugs and how they got that way - Marijuana".

thewooman
06-03-2005, 06:07 PM
Excuse me??? Yes I am saying smoking pot DOES NOT FUCK UP YOUR MIND!. I have been a daily smoker for over 25 years, I have an excellent job in Technical Support for a software company and have been doing tech support for over 7 years. I smoke during the day and on my way home and WOW, I have not been fired, knock wood never an accident, actually avoided accidents because I was actually more aware of my surroundings.

As for comparing Ozzy, he spent his life doing a HELL of A LOT more then POT!!!!

Please don't compare smokers to hard drug users because they are not even in the same league and once we can make that distinction then acceptance is not far behind.

he did'nt say weed, he said DRUGS. that could be anything. i did NOT say weed fucks up your mind, i said drugs fuck up your mind. i was tlking about heavy drugs. i thought you knew that!

MikeNuggtz
06-03-2005, 06:13 PM
the funniest two marijuana related anti-drug propaganda commercials funded by the US government that I've seen so far on television have to be the karate one where the guy gets hit in the side of the head with a board while trying to karate chop it in half and the one where those stoners pulling up to the drive through hit that girl on the bike, so unbelievable it's hilarious!!!-> atleast when it comes to us responsible peoples.

NextGen
06-03-2005, 07:16 PM
If weed makes man titties what does it do to woman :)

Teela39
06-04-2005, 04:28 AM
he did'nt say weed, he said DRUGS. that could be anything. i did NOT say weed fucks up your mind, i said drugs fuck up your mind. i was tlking about heavy drugs. i thought you knew that!
Hi Thewoom,

I am very sorry for the misunderstanding and I am sorry to have gone off like that, I thought you were refering to pot smokers being in the same league.

I am just very touch on that subject and I reacted before reading what you meant and not what just your wrote.

Once again I hope you accept my apology.

Teela :o

mynameismike0
06-04-2005, 07:53 AM
now that i think about it... the only really stupid thing i've done while driving stoned was at like 3AM, i stopped at an abandoned stoplight that was red..... and promptly decided that i didn't like the vibe that the red lights put off.... so i just went on my way. i actually stopped though. my friends and i laughed about that for a while.

Hektik
06-04-2005, 09:29 AM
A friend of mine from aussie sent me an anti weeed commercial that he ripped offa his tv. It's this one where it shows people fuckin up cuz of weed and stuff, kinda cool too cuz it shows this chick hitting another person, kinda graphic. Shows a guy playin football i think and he goes to catch the ball but he drops it (mary janes fault, lol). I get a kick out of all anti-drug things.

Gothen
06-04-2005, 11:43 PM
I don't really see the other commercials save for the one about the girl "rapping" about not doing pot. About REFUSING to ABUSE or whatever the hell she's going on about.

Anyway, I DO remember the one with the frying pan and the eggs. It was with a woman.

Anyway, every time one of the commercials comes on Channel1 at school, I always laugh. The teachers know I smoke weed, and they all still like me, and they're like, "It seems sorta ridiculous because you're still a good kid." Yep, I know.

Anyway, even Mr. Miller (my ANIMAL AGRICULTURE TEACHER) laughed at one because it was stupid. And he's anti-pot anyway.

Enjoy the pick. ^_^

ermitonto
06-04-2005, 11:49 PM
Some more spoofs of anti-drug ads, including one of the little girl getting run over:
http://www.whatthefawk.com/index.php?a=flash