About to get drug tested for Job

[jf092]

Hey, I applied for a job and got a call back blah blah to make things short I am about to have to take a drug test and basically I have smoked a quarter in the past 3 weeks and ate a dime in the past week and took three small hits last night....I don't have to take the test for a couple of days....What can I do??? I've heard stuff such as buy a gallon of cranberry juice and just drink it or goto wallmart and buy a de-tox......But I don't want to spend 40 bucks on a really expenisive de-tox....Also lets say it doesnt work, what will happen if I test positive?

Thanks,
Tom

[johnruss2]

an hour before the test, Drink a bunch of coffee(like 4 cups) (Diyuretic, runs through your system fast makes you have to pee). Then drink about 40oz. (or up to 60) of warm water. Pee if you gotta.
Try to down another 20oz bottle of water on the way to the test, you should be on the verge of pissing your pants when it's time to take it.

Your piss will be clear, if you don't want it to be.. take a normal dosage of b-12 vitamin. It'll put most of the color back.

[Porkchop]

Well usually when I have to take a drug test for probation or a job I usually take a pill bottle full of my moms piss ,and wear briefs that day, and I stick the pill bottle on my nuts to keep it warm, because now a says they check the temperature too, but when I get in to take the test, I pour the piss in the bottle and get out quick...

[johnruss2]

my moms piss

that's kinda fuckin weird, dude..

[likemclever]

Well usually when I have to take a drug test for probation or a job I usually take a pill bottle full of my moms piss

How did you get your mom to piss in a bottle......rofl.

[Porkchop]

I didn't fucking watch her take a piss all those times, I just told her I had to pass a drug test, and she gave me a bottle of piss later on, that's how. My mom is pretty cool when it comes to me going to jail or passing a piss test.

[ShamanicHippy]

umm if you test positive you wont get the job