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ShamanicHippy
05-30-2005, 05:16 AM
holy shit. today @ the grocery store I was buying some Pizza pockets and the kid who was ringing me up was quite obviously stoned. I put the pizza pockets on the checkout counter and he just stared at me. for like 5 minutes straight and I was like " you gonna ring these up man" and he just looked at me and smiled so I went to a different check out and my friend was working it. I was like "dude that kid is fried man" and he was like " oh yeah, zach is hella stoned" it was fuckin hilarious

kiwi
05-30-2005, 05:23 AM
:D I think one of the guys that work at our local shop is a stoner....and I'm pretty sure he has figured out by now that I am....lol :D

JSTA
05-30-2005, 05:51 AM
I used to go to work stoned all the time. The waitresses would look at me and be like "are you tired", I would just nod my head, then bust out laughing after they left.

GTC21
05-30-2005, 02:55 PM
That would be the worst job to do stoned, all that food infront of you and you can't eat it lol!

vicstar
05-30-2005, 03:46 PM
yee too riite lol wen eva we go in r shop we buy loads of munch they just know were stoned out of r brains and give us free donuts and shite haha

OreO
05-30-2005, 05:45 PM
holy shit. today @ the grocery store I was buying some Pizza pockets and the kid who was ringing me up was quite obviously stoned. I put the pizza pockets on the checkout counter and he just stared at me. for like 5 minutes straight and I was like " you gonna ring these up man" and he just looked at me and smiled so I went to a different check out and my friend was working it. I was like "dude that kid is fried man" and he was like " oh yeah, zach is hella stoned" it was fuckin hilarious


^that was me last year, haha, nah i would work tho i just wouldnt look or talk to the customers i was so high,(i didnt have clear eyes) stoners...
haha they are hilarious! FUCK i start my new job today, lets see how that goes

Darkneon420
05-30-2005, 06:01 PM
LOL :D

The Piper
05-30-2005, 06:12 PM
wait tharts weied ahhh pizza pockets on hot pockets

Climbing High
05-30-2005, 07:37 PM
i am a stoned cashier every day.

Hektik
05-30-2005, 07:39 PM
this hit right here if for all yall stoned cashiers

Anonymous
05-30-2005, 08:34 PM
lol you should fucked with him been like im gona tell ur boss then dont do nothing

Jake0steve
05-30-2005, 08:42 PM
Ya, the Scotts Grocery by my house was full of my stoner friends for a long time, but they all eventually quit because they refused to give them many hours because they would just eat the food and goof around.

I would love to have a job where I could go into work stoned, but I am currently unemployed gladly.

Fengzi
05-31-2005, 03:22 PM
I used to be a cook at Sizzler and we'd all be stoned pretty much every night. Talk about munchie heaven. All You CAn Eat Shrimp started to take on a whole new meaning.

Herbaholic00
05-31-2005, 03:29 PM
The guy who owns the corner shop by me is a wreck head, he is either taking beer off the shelf or he's out the back smoking weed, I even went to pick up for him once lol, he was dry and i bought tabacco and rizla.............he started telling me how he cant get hold of n e smoke..........i felt sorry for him, hopefully some one will return the favour one day when i need weed lol.

Peace

Etrain
05-31-2005, 03:50 PM
Damn, that's some funny shit. Yesterday I went into papa murphys and got a pizza, completely blazed...the guy who made it and I then gave each other the stoner look and laughed. Ah, working together :)

JSTA
05-31-2005, 06:26 PM
^^^^^^That's funny shit when you go somewhere to pick up munchies and you run into a stoner at the place. I got some Wendy's once blazed outta my mind, my eyes were like 2 little red ballz. It was tight........... Anyway, the guy takin my order at Wendy's was also blazed, we were just laughin the whole time, then looked at each other and we had that "hell yeaaaaaaaa" look goin. Good stuff.

Mello.as.Hello
05-31-2005, 07:50 PM
I can honestly say that every person I work with (and they run the gambit, from a short white woman in her 50's to tall mexicans just out of the fields) is stoned 99% of the time. My dishwasher and 2 cooks deal, Plus 3 servers, the manager used to smoke up in her office, and I haven't been sober for 3 years. So..

I guess the restaurant business belongs to the stoners these days. All you need is clear eyes, and you're set. I guess everyone expects waiters and waitresses to look tired and happy all the time. :p