my pet birds trying to kill me!

[thewooman]

i layed some water out for him, accedinly had the water on top of a thing which had a load of plug sockets under neath it (dd'nt realise) and he spilt water over the plugs! :eek: so i quickly unpluged the main socket to that electricty thing, i un plgued the plugs which the water had gotten on, is it safe to plaug it back in?

i think my birds trying to kill me! :eek:

[JSTA]

lol, alfred hitchcock style. i wouldn't plug it back in for awhile if i was you.

[XTC]

I suggest to you The Wooman to live with your parents for the rest of your life.

[mono repin]

You'll be fine. As long as the electrical work in the house is solid. Keep your fingers away from the metal when plugging the stuff back in. If its still wet it will throw the breaker, but no harm no fowl (hehe sorry for the pun). Just wait another hour and try again (of coarse remembering to reset the breaker.

[PureEvil760]

you didnt really have to unplug it in the firstplace..

[sykobabble]

need a fro.stick finger in light socket.

[Stedric]

Yeah I've been zapped by Christmas lights, sockets, lightbulb sockets...

Always at really awkward times too, once when I was rolling over after sex I got zapped in the ass. All my gf saw was me randomly flailing around. :D

[Etrain]

Shit, got zapped by a disposable camera one time coming down the mountain. Had just finished a competition and had somehow obtained a camera. I apparently thought it funny to destroy the camera...needless to say I was...pwned.

[XTC]

I got zapped by my CPU before. It is set on the carpeted floor, Bad Idea. OW!

[vicstar]

how are u on the computer if u unplugged the main socket?!?
LOL i think too much!

[luckydan]

I had a 400 watt go threw me once.Just get ready to give yourself hart massage...U have to b quick thow,usually 1 big thump to the chest gets u going again........... :D

[GTC21]

Shit, got zapped by a disposable camera one time coming down the mountain. Had just finished a competition and had somehow obtained a camera. I apparently thought it funny to destroy the camera...needless to say I was...pwned.


You can make stunguns from disposable cameras.

[thewooman]

You can make stunguns from disposable cameras.

cool, hehe

anyone wanna buy a pet bird off me?

warning, dont leave alone for 10 mins or a fire might accure, or dont leave him alone with instructions to necluar bombs....

apart from that hes perfectly safe.....

[mellow mood]

burn your birds

[Darkneon420]

Lol, hey man i doubt your birds trying to kill you...i ask you, why would it try? Only time an animal would try to kill you is if you give it reason too(Or is rabid), and still i doubt your bird would try. Wait awhile till touching the plug. :)

[stoner spirit]

Why not? That would be cool to have a bird with a bomb, or at least the instructions for assemboling one. Hahahahahahahahahaha. :) :rolleyes:

[4252]

Next time plug the bird into....oh never mind.

I think my cat is plotting something.

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[GHoSToKeR]

I got zapped by a microphone tonight.. it felt like I was giving a blowjob to an electric eel :p

oh and The Wooman, your bird isn't trying to kill you.. I'M trying to kill you :eek:

[GHoSToKeR]

Why not? That would be cool to have a bird with a bomb, or at least the instructions for assemboling one. Hahahahahahahahahaha. :) :rolleyes:
lmao

[thewooman]

oh and The Wooman, your bird isn't trying to kill you.. I'M trying to kill you :eek:

:eek: :eek: :eek: :mad: :mad: :mad:

:D :D :D

[PotSm0key]

Im gonna make little leather bomb holders, strap em on the birds and train them to drop bombs on people...or just some firecrackers..lol.

[Porkchop]

I had a 400 watt go threw me once.Just get ready to give yourself hart massage...U have to b quick thow,usually 1 big thump to the chest gets u going again........... :D
hey dan, sorry to change the subject, but where in aus are u from? I had a friend named dan come to france a few years ago and we went to amsterdam together, is it u???? my name is J I have a girlfriend named anne.

[poorman3]

yall need a BBQ recipie. let me know. LOL sorry, had to do it! I`have a cat and no fowl.