McCaulay Culkin

[mellow mood]

we know all know this guy really smokes pot!!

oh and McCaulay, i dont doubt your are really McCaulay, but learn how to spell your name, pothead!

McCaulay Culkin

[wannagethigh]

hahaha where there hell did u find that pic? Its even funnier that none of us realized that asshole on the boards spells the real man's name wrong. ahahah

[givemesomeweed]

He looks out of it in that pic lol

[forestcouch]

yeah man where did you get that? is that acctually him or just some kid that looks like him?

[Euphoric]

hes smoking a roach he stole from me in that pic

[givemesomeweed]

That is a tight ass avatar euphoric

[mellow mood]

hahahaha i found that on net hahahaha and yes he actually spell his name worng lol that shit is funny

[anycraic]

yeah i know its been funny all along that he didnt know his own name

[skinupsimon]

First of all, not spelling the name right is funny, so Is that fake ass picture, his nose aint above his mouth, well fake & well wonky, lol ;)

[mellow mood]

damn McCaulay did u dissapear?

[mellow mood]

anyone saw McCaulay lately? i hope hes still alive... i havent seen him for like 4 days

[XTC]

Jacko took him to NeverEver Land............

[mellow mood]

LOL

[lilee]

he was in the chat room last night, strange bird that one lol

[mellow mood]

well tell him to answer to my thread! haha

[lilee]

lol if i see him

[Etrain]

To who said it was fake, it's real...I have the full picture on my computer :)

[vicstar]

Home Alone" Culkin Arrested over Drugs
2004-09-20 >> news category >> entertainment news
Source: Reuters

OKLAHOMA CITY (Reuters) - Former child star Macaulay Culkin has been arrested in Oklahoma City on suspicion of possessing marijuana and a controlled substance.

The star best known for his role of the ingenious child who fends off burglars in the "Home Alone" movies, was arrested during a traffic stop on Friday afternoon on a highway in the city.

Culkin, 24, was taken to jail when a police officer said he found the star in possession of 17.3 grams (0.6 ounce) of marijuana and prescription drugs he apparently obtained without a prescription. He was released on $4,000 (2,200 pounds) bail on Friday night, after spending about two hours in jail, the Oklahoma County Sheriff's Department said.

Culkin, who recently starred in the movies "Saved!" and "Party Monster" did not talk to reporters when he left the jail.

According to the arrest report, an Oklahoma City police officer pulled over a car speeding on an interstate. Culkin was a passenger in the car driven by a man from New York.

The officer asked Culkin and the driver to step out of the car after the driver, identified as Brett M. Tabisel, had given the officer permission to search the vehicle. The pair said they were driving from New York to Los Angeles, according to the report.

A search of the car revealed marijuana, the anxiety relieving medication Xanax as well as sleeping pills. The medication was in plastic sandwich bags while some of the marijuana was in a metal cigarette box, the report said.

The officer said the two were cooperative with the search and quickly surrendered the drugs.

Culkin's publicist, Michelle Bega, would not comment on the incident.

Click Source above for original article.

[vicstar]

http://www.hogwild.net/images/Balloons/2005.01.17/macaulay.culkin.jpg
lol FUNNI SHIT
i well dint kno he actually smokd weed tht tripped out haha

[skinupsimon]

Jacko took him to NeverEver Land............


^^ LOL ^^

[McCauley Caulkin]

yes the great McCauley Caulkin is still here. Tho not posting alot lately, McCauley Caulkin still lurks in the shadows.......

[McCauley Caulkin]

Jacko took him to NeverEver Land............
your jokes are played out and lame. you are a loser and a disgrace to all humans. but McCauley Caulkin has some good news.......







i just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance

[llamaman666]

your jokes are played out and lame. you are a loser and a disgrace to all humans. but McCauley Caulkin has some good news.......







i just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance
LOL

[thewooman]

yes the great McCauley Caulkin is still here. Tho not posting alot lately, McCauley Caulkin still lurks in the shadows.......

did you realise you spelt your own name wrnog? hahahhahhahaha, twat.

[mellow mood]

hahahaha yea man learn your name

[mellow mood]

MacCaulay Culkin

3 spelling errors in yer name

thats bad

[McCauley Caulkin]

the name McCauley Caulkin is simply a mask that must be used to shield McCauley Caulkin's true identity to you puny mortals. By day, McCauley Caulkin is hollywood acting legend, but by night McCauley Caulkin is the creator/protector of all things living and dead in the galaxy.

McCauley Caulkin must use this moniker, for if mortals were to learn the true name of McCauley Caulkin, the reality would be too awesome and powerful that it would scorch a hole through your body and send your twisted souls to the depths of hades for eternity

in conclusion, shut up about the name, its only used for your own protection

Caulkin out

[thatone420kid]

dude shut up, the whole im a movie star, whose movies nobody really liked besides the homless insane, in fact thats prolly what drove most of them insane in the first place... the third person "im god" thing is really annoying... we get it, you have an obsession, get over yourself!!!



just had to say it, its been nagging at me for a while

[thewooman]

i feel sorry for the REAL McCaulay Culkin accauly lol.

besides all his movies SUCKED, i mean home alone wtf! those criminals we so retarded, just get a fucking gun and shoot him! jeeeeesssuuus

what a BIG PILE OF SHIT!

your not a god, our just a shity movie star... hahaha im more famous than you dude.

i bet its michille jackson thats been posting on here as McCaulay all this time lol.

[Darkneon420]

your jokes are played out and lame. you are a loser and a disgrace to all humans. but McCauley Caulkin has some good news.......







i just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance
LOL :D nvm them man, they're just special.

[McCauley Caulkin]

i feel sorry for the REAL McCaulay Culkin accauly lol.

besides all his movies SUCKED, i mean home alone wtf! those criminals we so retarded, just get a fucking gun and shoot him! jeeeeesssuuus

what a BIG PILE OF SHIT!

your not a god, our just a shity movie star... hahaha im more famous than you dude.

i bet its michille jackson thats been posting on here as McCaulay all this time lol.
there is no need to feel sorry for McCauley Caulkin, McCauley Caulkin has billions of dollars in a swiss bank account and millions of adoring fans.
If you are to feel sorry for anyone it should be yourself, for you have zero dollars in a swiss bank account and no adoring fans, also you cant spell.

also who the hell is michille jackson dude? your post has failed

[thewooman]

there is no need to feel sorry for McCauley Caulkin, McCauley Caulkin has billions of dollars in a swiss bank account and millions of adoring fans.
If you are to feel sorry for anyone it should be yourself, for you have zero dollars in a swiss bank account and no adoring fans, also you cant spell.

also who the hell is michille jackson dude? your post has failed

freak... plus at least i can spell my own name correctly.

like my pic?

[thewooman]

more pics of you and your buddy.

[Stedric]

This thread is way too mature for its own good.

[thewooman]

mature? i think the word your looking for is IMature.

[Stedric]

Never heard of sarcasm, I'm guessing? :D

Rock On, MacCauley.

[thewooman]

its hard to tell sarcasm on internet. considering its not words ITS TEXT.

looked more to me like a spelling mistake and you just could'nt own up that you made a mistake.

[skinupsimon]

we know all know this guy really smokes pot!!

oh and McCaulay, i dont doubt your are really McCaulay, but learn how to spell your name, pothead!

McCaulay Culkin

Lol, fake ass picture! :rolleyes:

[Darkneon420]

its hard to tell sarcasm on internet. considering its not words ITS TEXT.

looked more to me like a spelling mistake and you just could'nt own up that you made a mistake.

Now now....i dunt think that was nessesary. he wasent talking to you newayz.

[thewooman]

Now now....i dunt think that was nessesary. he wasent talking to you newayz.

erm, yes he was :confused: he relipied to me when i said and i quote

"mature? i think the word your looking for is IMature."

[Darkneon420]

erm, yes he was :confused: he relipied to me when i said and i quote

"mature? i think the word your looking for is IMature."
:o Oh sorri...I must have not checked who wrote before stedrics last post. my bad. (not sarcasm btw)

[McCauley Caulkin]

mature? i think the word your looking for is IMature.
funny you are to talk about spelling mistakes, its "immature" you genius.

isnt it ironic, dont you think?

Caulkin out

[thewooman]

oh watch out. McCauley is getting pissed. run everyone RUN!

jesus no! hes gonna set his minons on me... man i love being an arsehole.

[Darkneon420]

^_^v wherez da love pplz? wheres da peace!! and last wherez da weed?

[thewooman]

^_^v wherez da love pplz? wheres da peace!! and last wherez da weed?

its all fucked off to mexico.

[Darkneon420]

its all fucked off to mexico.
:p then to mexico i go! Course im bringing my internet! :D

[McCauley Caulkin]

McCauley Caulkin is not pissed, and actually finds it quite amusing you have shown so much interest in McCauley Caulkin, even searching the internet for pictures of McCauley Caulkin.
Since you seem to be on McCauley Caulkin's dick, McCauley Caulkin suggests you visit one of my many fansites, or join my fanclub, where you will be amongst millions of other McCauley Caulkin fanatics such as yourself

[Stedric]

dont you think?
I think its pretty obvious from most of his posts that no, he doesn't think.

[jenniferny2phx]

give me a break, lol. come on u all know we come on the computer to amaze or be amazed at stupid things. macauly calkin, or howeverer u spell the damn name (who cares) is fine, stop messin w/ him, he is just on here to be funny, or try to be, however u take it! Also, if you dont like what he says, dont read it, but it seems like everyone keeps writing about him, and even made his own post, haha, so guess u are all secretly fans, lol. people write stuff hoping to get a text back, wheather it be good or bad, it is at least u acknowledge them that people like, and u really seem to be liking him or else u wouldnt be so interested in this post. I love reading sites like this, it is funny when u are bored! and most are not on internet to make "friends' so they will do whatever it takes to amuse themselves and watch everyone else follow, like in alot of these posts! I LOVE IT!!! keep it going, haha cause i will follow too just to see all the replys.

[thewooman]

McCauley Caulkin is not pissed, and actually finds it quite amusing you have shown so much interest in McCauley Caulkin, even searching the internet for pictures of McCauley Caulkin.
Since you seem to be on McCauley Caulkin's dick, McCauley Caulkin suggests you visit one of my many fansites, or join my fanclub, where you will be amongst millions of other McCauley Caulkin fanatics such as yourself

i did'nt search for YOU, i just typed in "crappy celebrity who everybody hates and has'nt done one decent movie"

[jenniferny2phx]

so, if u say he is crapy then why would your waste your time reading and posting a messege in here, its pretty funny!!!! And I dont think if u typed that in crapy celebrities, this would come up, lol, u are secretly a fan too I think, lmao

[gallo420]

so, if u say he is crapy then why would your waste your time reading and posting a messege in here, its pretty funny!!!! And I dont think if u typed that in crapy celebrities, this would come up, lol, u are secretly a fan too I think, lmao
Cause he's trying to boost his post count.

[Reefer Rogue]

Cause he's trying to boost his post count.

Same. :cool:

[thewooman]

so, if u say he is crapy then why would your waste your time reading and posting a messege in here, its pretty funny!!!! And I dont think if u typed that in crapy celebrities, this would come up, lol, u are secretly a fan too I think, lmao


LOL, the guy is funny. wether hes McCaulay or not...

[thewooman]

Cause he's trying to boost his post count.

you just posted that to boost YOUR post count haha :p

im not bothered about boosting my post count

[thewooman]

Same. :cool:

you can think what ever you want :p

its kind of a stupid ass reason to post a post.

[Reefer Rogue]

Here's another stupid reason to post a post.

[thewooman]

Here's another stupid reason to post a post.

and another.
:D

[thewooman]

Reefer Rogueyour just trying to reach your 1000 post lol hehe

[Stedric]

Reefer Rogueyour just trying to reach your 1000 post lol hehe
Can you blame the guy?

[Reefer Rogue]

What ever are you talking about? :D

[Reefer Rogue]

Can you blame the guy?

No, no you can't. :)

[mellowman420]

you can hang with me any time M M. just don't bring MJ. thats micheal jackson nlt marijuana:) guys maybe he really thinks hes mccauley caulkin.

[thewooman]

you can hang with me any time M M. just don't bring MJ. thats micheal jackson nlt marijuana:) guys maybe he really thinks hes mccauley caulkin.

his stash proberly kicks ass

[jenniferny2phx]

I'm new, I definetly want to boost my post count, so heres one!! lol :p

[Porkchop]

LOL, the guy is funny. wether hes McCaulay or not...
yeah, I think the same, McCaulay seems like a funny fucker!

[jenniferny2phx]

I know, we wouldnt have this post w/out him, lol. he is funny :D

[Looker]

McColley Culkin
MacCaulay Caulkin
McAuly Caulkin
McCully Caulking
McAully a Caulking
MacCully Culkin

I dunno something like that... :D

[McCauley Caulkin]

McCauley Caulkin apologizes for not addressing this earlier....

crappy celeb? McCauley Caulkin is the ultimate child actor turned adult, McCauley Caulkin has paved the way for other child actors like the olsen twins, Elijah Wood, cory feldman, lindsey lohan, and many many more. Without McCauley Caulkin there to show them how its done, those ppl would be nothing.

not the real Caulkin? you will be sorry you said that when judgement day comes and McCauley Caulkin will send you to the gates of hell for being a non believer. yes its true, women want me, men want to be me, but make no mistake, you are in the e-presence of the one and only McCauley Caulkin.

funny? the words of McCauley Caulkin should not be taken for jokes, McCauley Caulkin's words should be written down and studied for all eternity and used as a guide for raising your children. By doing so, your child will also become a great child actor and rule the universe just like McCauley Caulkin.

[jenniferny2phx]

hey macualy, or however u spell it. haha. my son loves home alone he used to watch it over and over, so i went out and bought him all of them, even the one w/ the one thats not u (the last one), i am not a trader, but u gave up on the last one, haha.

[McCauley Caulkin]

McCauley Caulkin always appreciates a loyal fan. McCauley Caulkin believes you bought the home alone box set right? ya the kid in home alone 3 (Alex Linz is the name) single handedly ruined the million dollar home alone franchise that McCauley Caulkin built, he simply didnt posses the same amazing acting skills, boyish good looks, and irressistable charm that the great McCauley Caulkin has

[jenniferny2phx]

no, the movie was not the same w/ out the one who started it off!!!! he was not as funny and was not as good as a child actor! why did they do that, they should not of even done that and they should have called that movie something else, not a part of the home alone movies!!! my son does not even like that one, he likes the 1st one the best, but when movies have 2nd parts to them, the 1st one is always the best, i think! my son is 6, it is funny, he loves the part where he puts the aftershve on his face, also my x, his fathers name is Kevin, so he always makes jokes to his dad about that, haha

[Reefer Rogue]

Funny ass posts Caulkin. :D

[anycraic]

i mean cmon lol to me its funny shit, some random guy pretending to be mcauley bloody culkin for some reason, he could of impersonated anyone but he chose a drugged out,washed up, possibly molested former child actor who was on top of the world 15 years ago but is now reduced to straight-to-video b movie crap and court appearances defending the greatest freak of our time.
whoa im stoned out of my brain but IF, IF it is actually him hes lived a pretty fucking weird life, and we should cut him some slack, bloody hell its pretty dangerous for famous ppl to come on public forums cause any mod could trace his IP, that can lead to all kinds of shit.
but hes probably a she, a spectacle wearing chinese exchange student in pink slippers eating a box of a noodles in a shared dorm listening to britney spears, giggling over the latest pictures of brad pitt sunbathing in barbados.
or probably not, i need to quit smokin for a while.....

[thewooman]

McCauley Caulkin apologizes for not addressing this earlier....

crappy celeb? McCauley Caulkin is the ultimate child actor turned adult, McCauley Caulkin has paved the way for other child actors like the olsen twins, Elijah Wood, cory feldman, lindsey lohan, and many many more. Without McCauley Caulkin there to show them how its done, those ppl would be nothing.

not the real Caulkin? you will be sorry you said that when judgement day comes and McCauley Caulkin will send you to the gates of hell for being a non believer. yes its true, women want me, men want to be me, but make no mistake, you are in the e-presence of the one and only McCauley Caulkin.

funny? the words of McCauley Caulkin should not be taken for jokes, McCauley Caulkin's words should be written down and studied for all eternity and used as a guide for raising your children. By doing so, your child will also become a great child actor and rule the universe just like McCauley Caulkin.


LOL! I have a 24 hour sleep and look what happens

[rastabill89]

I persoanly think the wooman is more annoying then McCauley Caulkin the wooman has been a member for 2 months and already has posted 560 times the dude doesent shut up

[lilee]

i can't believe u guys are still talkin about this guy.....and i agree with the last statement^^^^^^^^^