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jakenthegentiles
05-27-2005, 02:10 AM
well i just drank 2 big fucken boddles of liksker ineb and im fuckenwahjsted it toookmeeeeee10 miuns to ty[pethus

im chris
05-27-2005, 02:11 AM
People drink Listerine to get fucked up?

Wow.

nakedgunner
05-27-2005, 02:13 AM
u idiot

EverydayJunglist
05-27-2005, 02:24 AM
lol

Satovan
05-27-2005, 02:46 AM
Yeah dude have fun puking your ass off.

jakenthegentiles
05-27-2005, 02:53 AM
noweeeedmanni wanteto feelksomthyen

soldier1944
05-27-2005, 02:57 AM
lol..wow i dont think id go that low for a high

wannagethigh
05-27-2005, 02:59 AM
2 big bottles...thats fucked up. I heard u can get fucked up off of like 3 shots.

OreO
05-27-2005, 03:05 AM
why dont u just get drunk the right way? ...that shit is nastay i dont understand how the fuck u can do somthing like that...do u really need to get that fucked up that u needa drink listerine...theres a lot of other ways to do it

KronicKing
05-27-2005, 03:37 AM
...i thought people only did that in prison...jackass

EverydayJunglist
05-27-2005, 03:40 AM
try the listerine strips man,theyre bomb.....just put em in your eyes and wait like 45 minutes

ShamanicHippy
05-27-2005, 03:56 AM
yeah or those liquid ice things. snort one and pop it in ur nose. I love it

SomeDude
05-27-2005, 04:24 AM
Listerine is 20% alcohol, at least some varieties are. There was an article in the newspaper recently about homeless alcoholics buying it, especially after the liquor stores have closed, to stave off withdrawals. A doctor stated in the paper that it was probably no worse for you than fortified wine, which is popular with the homeless.

I will agree that it tastes like shit, and it's hard to down, but I will cofess I got fucked up on listerine a couple times when I was 12.

BUZz UK
05-27-2005, 08:14 AM
you fucking idiot. did you research the effects? contents? active ingredients? you could have died, fucked up your liver, anything. i know you're only about twelve, but dealers sell weed to anyone...

slipknotpsycho
05-27-2005, 08:50 AM
see now reading this shyt makes me feel bad because i was confirming that you could get drunk off of this type of stuff in a post about a month back.... i also said in the post that my great uncle killed himself while chugging that shyt in a rehab center.....

LOVElife
05-27-2005, 03:54 PM
you fucking idiot. did you research the effects? contents? active ingredients? you could have died, fucked up your liver, anything. i know you're only about twelve, but dealers sell weed to anyone...
As the Budweiser Advert says "TRUE"

Reefer Rogue
05-27-2005, 03:58 PM
Your weight amuses me. FATTY

amsterdam
05-27-2005, 03:58 PM
that what rehab is for!!!!!!i am not kidding either.if you cant handle being in your own skin when you dont have marijuana and drink listerine,you have a real problem and need to seek pro help.

supersonicchronic
05-27-2005, 04:55 PM
Stupid stupid stupid, go stand in front of the liquor store, or find some homeless person to buy you alcohol, don't chug listerine...........IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

im chris
05-27-2005, 05:30 PM
So when is the last time this guy posted on the board?

Hopefully he's not in the hospital all fucked up right now ...

supersonicchronic
05-27-2005, 06:25 PM
Jake, you there buddy?

SomeGuy
05-27-2005, 07:00 PM
Addiction...

slipknotpsycho
05-27-2005, 07:51 PM
noweeeedmanni wanteto feelksomthyen
this was the last post he made.....so yea doesn't look good..

jadeius
05-27-2005, 07:53 PM
menthol and eucalyptol are active ingredients and they are dangerous, poisonous at higher doses

upsman75
05-27-2005, 07:59 PM
:eek: someone needs help

mellowman420
05-27-2005, 08:17 PM
I almost don't believe this because how stupid it sounds but it must be true. you would be better off poping random pills in your medicine cabinet. i hope that doesn't die.

supersonicchronic
05-27-2005, 08:26 PM
Who the fuck drinks two bottles of listerine @ 1:00? This kid has some major growing up to do

Hempamasta
05-27-2005, 09:12 PM
Yeah dude... that's a really, really bad idea. If you feel like you have to get fucked up, then don't do anything. Geez, it's people like you that give stoners a bad name. Learn to recognize the value in your own life.

Captin
05-29-2005, 12:08 AM
This is jake's buddy, Jake is now dead

wannagethigh
05-29-2005, 12:38 AM
This is jake's buddy, Jake is now dead

u asshole jake made a post in the sexual forum today

KronicKing
05-29-2005, 02:53 AM
upsman i love your avatar its freaking awsome,i need to find a big version and make it my desktop background

likemclever
05-29-2005, 03:42 AM
I think he is yanking our chainā?¦.No way could you drink that much Listerine without vomitingā?¦even the homeless couldnā??t drink that much and they are used to that kind of shit.

BluntManAndChronic
05-29-2005, 05:02 AM
dude u use that shit to wash ur mouth out dont swallow it dumb bitch

EverydayJunglist
05-29-2005, 05:28 PM
This is jake's buddy, Jake is now dead
That made me piss myself.Thanks

mellow mood
05-29-2005, 07:44 PM
rofl if u really did that your dumb.

but still thats funny, next time try windex

Dick Justice
05-29-2005, 07:47 PM
The gene pool needs some chlorine... or some Listerine.

jadeius
05-30-2005, 03:56 PM
i drank listerine in detox once, i was in DT's, dumbasses let me have a huge bottle of it in my room there, they were giving me librium and vistaril too it wasn't pretty

that's pretty fuckin dumb, but i've never drank a whole bottle of it, i would have been sick i'm sure

supersonicchronic
05-30-2005, 06:39 PM
At least when you puke all over yourself, it won't smell that bad, if your lucky enough to make it to the bathroom, it might cover up that nasty diareah smell from when you ate 27 bars of ex-lax.

1e64102e
05-30-2005, 06:53 PM
You stupid cunt, take yourself to the hospital.

jakenthegentiles
05-30-2005, 08:33 PM
no im fine ben busy tryen to get some ass getten high its leik a adventure

jakenthegentiles
05-30-2005, 08:34 PM
rofl if u really did that your dumb.

but still thats funny, next time try windex
i have it tast nasty as hell never swallowd it but it is a nasty tast

mellow mood
05-30-2005, 08:39 PM
wow

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stupid

jadeius
05-30-2005, 11:10 PM
you'd be surprised what a real addiction will do to you, alcohol is one of the worst and one of the dumbest to get addicted to

smoking pot has done nothing to me like alcohol has, some people just have it coming to them i guess, none of my friends really ever even influenced me to drink, i just fuckin did it myself, some of the worst times of my life, not to preach or anything it can be fun until you get carried away

my husband's liver is 40% gone because of liquor, interferon saved his life (cancer drug) it's rather sickening, smoke pot peeps!

jakenthegentiles
05-31-2005, 12:50 AM
ya cau si can be a acholhalic cause iv gottten drunk liek 3 times in my hole life

wannagethigh
05-31-2005, 01:16 AM
dude if u were an alcoholic u'd have a good excuse. But becasue you even denied that you are a fucking moron. I used to acualy feel bad for you in the earlier parts of this thread.

jakenthegentiles
05-31-2005, 01:18 AM
w.e man i dont give a fuck man i was just tryento get the point ouitthat u can drink it and get drunk from it justtryen to contrubet to teh dlenquency of a mioner

EverydayJunglist
05-31-2005, 01:19 AM
at least he didn't drink rubbing alcohol.Now ease up on him a little.Ya think he isn't kicking himself in the ass right now for posting that?

upsman75
05-31-2005, 01:28 AM
upsman i love your avatar its freaking awsome,i need to find a big version and make it my desktop background

Thanks lol :o

soldier1944
05-31-2005, 01:35 AM
dude are you like always stoned or can you just not spell?

OreO
05-31-2005, 04:03 AM
dude are you like always stoned or can you just not spell?

fuck that i can type better than that drunk and high, i think he for got how to use backspace

JeffJFromKCMO
06-02-2005, 08:44 PM
actually i dont even think he got fucked up off listerine. or at least wasnt when he made the post. he typed the title just fine. perfect spelling and everything, but the post was gibberish. i dont get it. oh well it is still stupid it can make you go blind and shit.

forestcouch
06-02-2005, 08:54 PM
listerine is a no no.

rhino44
06-03-2005, 12:13 AM
why dont u just put a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger. its alot quicker and doesnt taste as bad

slipknotpsycho
06-03-2005, 12:16 AM
lol now that's funny

sharpezor
06-03-2005, 04:49 AM
We arnt to judge :)

rollingbackwoods
06-03-2005, 04:59 AM
try the listerine strips man,theyre bomb.....just put em in your eyes and wait like 45 minutes

lol

SomeDude
06-03-2005, 05:02 AM
The alcohol in listerine is ethanol, the same as in beer, liquor and wine.(not methanol as earlier stated). I read an article in the newspaper where a DOCTOR, said it was probably no worse for you than drinking forified wine(which, I'll agree is pretty shitty for you). I wouldn't drink listerine, and I agree it's pretty messed up to do so, but it isn't nearly as bad for you as people are making it out to be. At least in the opinion of one doctor.

slipknotpsycho
06-03-2005, 05:12 AM
well unless i read wrong the doctor was saying that the alcohol in the lisiterine would be no worse....what about the 50 or so other chemicals and ingredients that make it up....listerine isn't just alcohol...more like 10 or 15 percent i think....

Stedric
06-03-2005, 07:27 AM
Yeah there is a bunch of other gross shit in there.

Yeah that pretty gross, but don't say that alcohol is a dumb thing to get addicted to because its not like addiction is a choice.

jakenthegentiles
06-03-2005, 07:40 AM
can we just drom that shit alredy man i know it was dum

supersonicchronic
06-03-2005, 09:29 AM
It's like 2:15 A.M. here, and I have to wake up at 8:00. FFFFFFFFFFUUCCKKK!!!!!!!!
I was trying pick up this girl at the bar, but all that ended up hapenin was me blowing my money and staying up this late. HIGH FUCKIN FIVE!!!!!!!!!

Oh well, at least I have some blonde hash.

dominoeffect
06-04-2005, 05:37 AM
this is kind of like people trying to get high off tylenol. there's a lot of other things in it that's dangerous for you.

slipknotpsycho
06-04-2005, 05:47 AM
....do you know anyone that's tried/????? i'd slap someone for trying to get high off of something that doesn't even cause drowsiness.......but guess i owe myself some slaps too lol I'M A HYPOCRITE!!! YAY!!!!!!

dominoeffect
06-04-2005, 05:50 AM
i heard some kids in my school talking about it.
it was one of those WOW, you're an idiot moments. but i didn't say anything.
"maaann, i took 10 tylenol PMs last night and i was so wasted"

Hektik
06-04-2005, 09:58 AM
haha i remember onetime i woke up bitch ass early, smoked a joint and bowl to my self. got high as fuck took my shower, brushed my teeth and went to use some listerine and i always fill the cap then garggle, but i filled the cap and took it like a shot. lol i dunno what i was thinking just one of those stoner momments. Shit was harsh. I couldn't down 2 bottles of that shit.

slipknotpsycho
06-04-2005, 10:12 AM
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh tylenol pms.....that's not much better but atleast it makes more sense for some dumb kid to think hes fuked up ...i mean atleast they have some sleep aid in them....i thought you meant just regular plain tylenol lol...they're still dumbasses....but atleast that's better than just regular shyt

Reefer Rogue
06-04-2005, 10:25 AM
I'll stick to weed. :rolleyes:

jadeius
06-04-2005, 02:41 PM
no listerine doesn't have methanol, but it does have menthol and thymol and eucalyptol and something else i think

it's 21% or 20% ethanol, a little stronger than wine, like weak liquor