Dealing with dealers

[Kombucha]

I've never used a "real" dealer before, but I've got a number for one. What should I say when a call him? Go straight to business, ask if he's got weed, or what?

[robert42]

Ask if he has 'food' or pot or puff or w/e u call it

i used to start by saying:

yo man wassup
reply: nm my nigger (he didnt really say that buthey lets seize this oppertunity)
u got n e food man?
reply: yea man wt u need
a need a Q FOOO!!
reply: IIIIIIIGHHT i got this homes meet u alley in 5 aiiiiighht
peace
reply: ONE LOVE

[Kombucha]

Er... k.

[Kid Dynamite]

dont say that lol

just say "hey "X" gave me your number. Do you have any weed/skunk/green/bud/sticky icky/puff/draw?"

if he says yes hell ask how much you want then you say how much arrange to meet him somewhere and hey presto.


also dont forget the secret stoner handshake when you meet him, or hell pull out his shooter and cap you in the knees...

[givemesomeweed]

I cant wait till tommarow my friends mom is gettin me a 1/8 from her dealer for only $20. My friend said its some pretty good shit too.

[Kombucha]

This is really pissing me off! EVERYTHING I try to do to get some weed fails. Why is it so hard? There are druggies evrywhere! My friend was supposed to e-mail me the number of this dealer, but, of course, he hasn't. Even if he does, I bet the guy has no weed whatsoever.
I've got an oz. on the way from Budmail (assuming some bastard hasn't intercepted the money) but I can't wait that long!

[RidingHigh]

budmail?

[Kombucha]

www.budmail.biz, a site that sells various cannabis stuff. The stuffs good, but I've only had a free sample so far. I'm worried I'm gonna lose my money, it's £110 (at least $200 US) which I cannot afford to lose. I can#t afford to even lose £10. I sent the money on Saturday, and I haven't had ny response about the money getting there yet.

[forestcouch]

just be patient, i know, i was without a hookup for like a month after my main dealer stopped dealing after his mom found his shit, but then on 420, just when i thought id never find weed again, this dude comes right up to me and asks if i wanna buy. his stuffs the best id ever had, the guys easier to contact, less shady... never been happier with a dealer :D don't get discouraged, just keep looking and with a little luck you should find the hookup you need. ask stoners who deals to them, then ask them to mention you to their dealer.

[GHoSToKeR]

robert42 that was the funniest shit ive ever read haha

[Hektik]

With some of my dealers i usualy call em and it goes like this:
Me: Yo, what's crackin man
Him: not much man, chillin, chillin.
Me: Word, hey think ya can hook it up on a dub?
Him: 4 sho, i'll be by in a bit.

every dealer i know uses cell phones. And they come to me :D i love it.

[BUZz UK]

Ask if he has 'food' or pot or puff or w/e u call it

i used to start by saying:

yo man wassup
reply: nm my nigger (he didnt really say that buthey lets seize this oppertunity)
u got n e food man?
reply: yea man wt u need
a need a Q FOOO!!
reply: IIIIIIIGHHT i got this homes meet u alley in 5 aiiiiighht
peace
reply: ONE LOVE
lol, rob i thought you lived in norf london, not compton ;)

[Kombucha]

I only know 1 real stoner, I have lots of friends who smoke, but they don't buy, just join in when it's about. I think the one I do know likes to keep his dealers to himself, I dunno, but I always have to buy through him, and that takes a while. I have to go to him (in a different town) give him the money, wait for a few days then go back to his house again... by which time I've spent a load more money on just getting there, for some pretty low grade weed.

[Edd]

i just ring up one of the 100000000000 dealers in this area, we got so many some dealers even get priorty over others lol

[4everstoned1212]

ya the secret stoner shake is very important. if u dont do that u will die, by law of the stoner

[ShamanicHippy]

yeah man and wear a red and yellow striped shirt too and make sure you wear aviator sunglasses. also brush your teeth with sparkely colgate (bubblegum) or he will think ur a nark

[somebody someone]

just be patient, i know, i was without a hookup for like a month after my main dealer stopped dealing after his mom found his shit, but then on 420, just when i thought id never find weed again, this dude comes right up to me and asks if i wanna buy. his stuffs the best id ever had, the guys easier to contact, less shady... never been happier with a dealer :D don't get discouraged, just keep looking and with a little luck you should find the hookup you need. ask stoners who deals to them, then ask them to mention you to their dealer.


aww what a farytale

[Kombucha]

I am experienced enough to spot bullshit you know guys... :)

[420aLLyEarRouNd]

dude just be patient, when i started smoking i was all edgy and shit cuz i couldnt get it fast and now my best friend is the biggest dealer i know(good 4 me)

the bottom line is the more you get into it the more shit just happens naturally

[1e64102e]

I've always just found it through friends. It's a social thing, sure, but it takes a bit of time to get a routine hammered out. Drifting from dealer to dealer is quite bad, in terms of visibility in buying something they throw people in jail for. It's usually about finding one good guy/gal who knows someone dependable and is able to get you your product for friend (or repeat customer) prices and in a turnaround time, on average, of 1-3 days. 1 or 2 if you're lucky, but I know lots of people, and I just waited over a week for 1/4. Bad week, I guess. But my friend sold a lot lately, so I got a $100 quarter-sack for $40, so i'm not complaining. Not at all. Find your rythm.

[Natural]

Don't be talking hot on the phone. Never ask for "weed"

Call up and say "Yo, you good?" most dealers will know what you're talking about and then ask you who you are and how much you're looking for.

[Djwero]

Try this:

Hey is that <name>,
alrite man, got a number off a mate of mine, said i can ring you for a weed/bud

now he will say what do you want,
tell him what you want (10 bag, 20 bag, 1/8th, quarter, half ounce) of (sput/skunk)

after you have rang him a few times, maybe ask him what weed he got? he might have two types dont forget..

if all goes well, say where and when, he might say you got transport, he might just say meet me at x at x.

If all doesn't go to well he will tell you to get bent or he might have no bud.

[1e64102e]

I'm picturing someone calling a ghetto drug-dealer "mate." Very funny.

[xNoa]

ive got a black 'ghetto' dealer around my area, very friendly guy,always call him mate, always on coke tho, u wanna ring him at night when hes on it, not the morning after :)

er yeh just ring the bloke introduce urself first and ring from a mobile (dont withold number either) and from there itll be up to him whether he thinks its worth selling to u or not..

also if hes a big dealer, u dont wanna be ringing up for a 10 bag or whatever, at least an eighth pref

[apsinthion]

Lol, now I know why your screen name is Kombucha, "what do I do", "what do I say"... :p


Don't worry about it. Just dial 141 before his number to keep yours private and say something like...

"Hello, I got your number from a friend and I was wondering if you could help me out with some green"

The very worst thing that can happen is you told to fuck off over the phone... :)

[Kombucha]

Er... I don't get the thing about "Kombucha.."

I just wanted to make sure they wouldn't just hang up on me, it's not like I've got a load of guys to choose from so I need to be careful that I don't miss chances.

[jonny]

Don't withhold your numbr, looks shifty, doesn't give the right impression, just be sure they ARE actually weed dealers.


Jonny

[apsinthion]

Er... I don't get the thing about "Kombucha.."

I just wanted to make sure they wouldn't just hang up on me, it's not like I've got a load of guys to choose from so I need to be careful that I don't miss chances.
Listen to sugar by system of a down, the lead singer start's screaming what do I do, what do I say towards he end.

If the guy who's giving you the number has bought from the dealer in the past why not get him to phone first and say that you'll be giving him a call. The only reason I said that you might want to keep your number to yourself is incase you phone up and find out that they're not really dealers. Do you trust the person your getting the number off?

[Kombucha]

Lol, nice, but it's "How do I feel," not "What do I do."

Glad you know where the name's from though!

[apsinthion]

Ooop's, right you are, lol! :D

Cool name!

[bacardibabe391]

i usally call the shit kill but thats just us in tx i guess

[FunkyMonkey]

Ok every dealer is different with the code they like to use. I for one am not going to detail what is code for what in my area on an open online board for any cop to educate themself with.
Code changes as the cops learn what you really mean when you say something.
I dont use a dealer since they are for ppl who dont have any solid contacts who are friends who can set them up when the need arises.
I would say if you got the number of a dealer from someone then they would tell you how to go about it. And nobody I know will just answer the phone and set up a deal with a stranger dude. That spells instant bust copper.

[robert42]

refer to my old post

[LilG716]

I would say if you got the number of a dealer from someone then they would tell you how to go about it. And nobody I know will just answer the phone and set up a deal with a stranger dude. That spells instant bust copper.

thats actually how i got hooked up with my dealer got the # thru my cuz

now hes one of my best dealers i had wheneva i need something hes at my house in 10 mins nomatter what time

i was kinda skeptical at first since i didnt know him but defiently glad i made the call now