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unmeg
05-26-2005, 05:26 AM
have you ever found something in your shoe,bed,ext.?

Me twice,once when I lived in the desert a scorpion came walking acrossed my chest as I relax all stoned on futton.I'm not talking a lil one niether, had to be bout 5-6 in. long scared the buzz right out of me.
The other time was on monday when I went to put on my shoe,going to see a friend in Hollywood.I start by trying it on wrong foot just stick my toes in,so I switch to other side.My foot is in the shoe to my heel but feels like my socks loose so I look down to pull up sock and see this centipede's ass stuck between my heel & shoe.Honest I almost pissed my pants,gathered myself & took a couple of pics
'.The bug is now thumb taced to my wall as a remindeer to check your shoe's
first :eek: :eek:

carmzilla
05-26-2005, 05:38 AM
ew. i got the heebie jeebies just reading about it. :|

stoner spirit
05-26-2005, 05:49 AM
That's why you bash your shoes against the ground or something, that way you won't have creatures like that in them.

sToNeDpEnGuIn420
05-26-2005, 07:28 AM
Man lol i never thought about shit being in my shoes....damn now im gonna have to check like everytime!!!....what was i talking about?

unmeg
05-26-2005, 06:15 PM
yeah i'm a believer now! really thought this thread would do better

Hydrizzle
05-26-2005, 06:16 PM
I found a scorpion once.... so i gave it to my dog, who is an insect-eating champion.

Darkneon420
05-26-2005, 06:20 PM
I havent found ne thing like that in my bed...i'de flip if I did...But once my pet turtle got loose and found him on my bed. I sat on him and then I was like Oh shit...he ran away again after that and we never found him...his name was ass. :)

robert42
05-26-2005, 06:32 PM
When i was in cyprus i came across a 7 inch MILEPIDE it was huge and moved like hell.

Also another timein cyprus i came across a water snake near some rocks! I SHIT IT! I can't swim or notin so i just froze.

And the worst time for me was in cyprus AGAIN a wasp flew up my nostril (not even joking) and where i crapped myself i breathed in and it got lodged and got stuck and stung me to FUCK we hadto kill it whilst it was still up mynostril and remove it with tweezers. WORST PAIN I EVER HAD.

Darkneon420
05-26-2005, 06:40 PM
When i was in cyprus i came across a 7 inch MILEPIDE it was huge and moved like hell.

Also another timein cyprus i came across a water snake near some rocks! I SHIT IT! I can't swim or notin so i just froze.

And the worst time for me was in cyprus AGAIN a wasp flew up my nostril (not even joking) and where i crapped myself i breathed in and it got lodged and got stuck and stung me to FUCK we hadto kill it whilst it was still up mynostril and remove it with tweezers. WORST PAIN I EVER HAD.

Milipeads dont bite, they dont sting, they r not poisonious. :)

And about the wasp up your nose. :( Thats gotta sux.

BUZz UK
05-26-2005, 06:46 PM
for one, i'm glad we have a shitty climate, lol. i fucking hate all that sort of stuff. i wouldn't kill any of it, but i'd run like fuck!

soldier1944
05-26-2005, 06:48 PM
that one nasty lookin motherfucker

unmeg
05-26-2005, 07:47 PM
had a wasp fly up my shirt & back down other side stingin me while riding a motorcycle

The Piper
05-26-2005, 08:01 PM
i found throw up in my shoes 1 night after a party at my house

unmeg
05-26-2005, 08:14 PM
i found throw up in my shoes 1 night after a party at my house
thats ok someone shit on my end table at party once
damn crazy partys back then

KronicKing
05-26-2005, 09:37 PM
I HATE BUGS!!!!! i can't be anywere near them :) i dont kill them but i run as fast as i can ;) when i was about 9 we were moveing some branches and my brother mussed a yellow jacket nest(a type of small wasp for anyone who doesnt know)and they swarmed me :( i only got stung 3-4 times and my brother got stung twice while my dad(he was running behind me knocking them off my back were i had 300+)got stung 6 times.but we were really lucky it could have been A LOT worse

Az.
05-26-2005, 09:50 PM
dude that is some nasty shit.....im really not a bug lover :(

Sensi Super Skunk
05-26-2005, 10:00 PM
Man, since my room is in the basement, I have to bang my shoes together each time I put them on. But look, one time when I did this, a black widow dropped out of EACH one of my shoes. Hmmm, I wonder if this could have killed me. :confused:

4252
05-26-2005, 10:45 PM
In the barren north here we don't have much, but they make their presence known. Yellow jacket down the shirt while riding my mororcycle has happened 2 or 3 times, plus getting hit by a cigarette butt at about 50 - 60 mph; combined speed probably around 100. That smarts. Wasps go out of their way to sting me.

I've got an old colt revolver loaded with #11 caps and cat litter in my basement workshop. No spiders have dared show their faces yet, but I'm locked and loaded if they ever do.

No disrespect to any bugs reading this, but I really don't like them.

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4252
05-26-2005, 10:48 PM
Postscript;

Wasp-up-the-nose- has to be an all time traumatic bug experience. I salute you.

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