Weed in Kent?

[Kombucha]

I know this isn't the right place for this, but I wont get a response unless it goes here. Is there any one in Kent that can help out a fellow stoner by getting me an eighth for £20 sometime tomorrow morning? I can probably only meet them in Favesham, or maybe Canterbiry/Sittingbourne. I know it's a long shot, but I've gone without for such a long time and I've got a great opportunity tomorrow to smoke a little.

Please no people telling me about their online services... I already know about them.

If you can help I'm sure I can pay you back somehow.

[Kombucha]

Or if you know any good local dealers that can meet me here....

I don't know any real dealers, so what exactly would I say if I call them? Just cut to the chase or what? I expect they'd be pretty paranoid.