Continue the story!!!!!

[mellow mood]

heres the starting of my story, and plz dont break it or add any stupid comments, thx :)

once upon a time, bob was doing motocross in the forest with his 2 friends, john and ron. then suddently while they were riding in the forest they saw a huge bunch of magic mushrooms. they decided to take few each, and...

[ShamanicHippy]

John suddenly beleived that his motorcycle was an animal and proceeded to to pet it and feed it grass into its gas tank. the motorcycle made a content sound and wagged its tail. bob was having an emotional conversation with a tree about how his girlfriend had recently broken up with him. the tree was quite sympathetic, which comforted bob emensly.

[ShamanicHippy]

The music sounded something like phish

[EverydayJunglist]

and then bob went down on john,and john said no.....

[ShamanicHippy]

and bob was like "yeah I am not really gay anyway" (though in his mind he couldnt be sure because there were like 40000453 thought running through his brain and that one just got trampled)

[Etrain]

John continues to swim in the imaginary pond. Ron then approaches john and says he's going to kill him. John tells Ron to fuck off and ron goes and eats more mushrooms. He decides to down a 1/4 ounce more because Ron is having an affair with his wife and this is his way of coping. He proceeds to eat the mushrooms and a crazy idea comes to him.

[Etrain]

God: I don't know son, suck my dick. God then melts into the ground and is reincarnated as a butterfly. He floats and lands on ron's nose. The butterfly suddenly dissapears and there are things sitting in front of him that he notices are angel trumpets. He decides to eat them all.

[OzzyOz]

he hops on his motor bike... and starts riding and what do you know , a cop pulls them over and he says...

[Etrain]

What up ganstah mudda fuckahs?! Wanna match outta my bong in the back of the vehicle?

[sykobabble]

and the scum sucking pig said jims ghost is gonna get ya

[EverydayJunglist]

But the cop didnt arrest the guys,intead the cop.....

[Etrain]

Shot himself in the head after radioing in more troops. Blood spattered and clang it's self to their clothes.

[Hydrizzle]

After lying, decomposing in the ditch, a lonely voodoo shaman came walking along... well, he thought to himslef "I could really use a zombie to help with chores".... so, he animated him and took him with him to his hut in the swamp....

[ScarlettCrush]

The zombie tended chickens for the shaman while taking college classes online. With his brand new psychology degree the zombie starts his own marital counseling practice and his very first client is John and his cheating wife.

[carmzilla]

what john didn't realize was that his wife was sleeping with bob.

[robert42]

he drops bobs pants and sets fire his....

[Ozskyz]

And set fire to his motorbike and makes bob watch with his pants down the whole time.

[NoosaHeads]

Then the Zombie Marrage counciler asked Bob how he felt about watching the Bike Burn with His Pants down and Bob replied..

[Smokin2]

Hey dude your wife a great.....

[ShamanicHippy]

ass

[GHoSToKeR]

said the lion, while pondering the moral dilemmas of...

[BUZz UK]

eating gazelle, it had alway bothered him. he was thinking of going vegan...

[Rarrr]

but then realised that there were more french fries than he could possibly fit up his ass

[ermitonto]

And then a gigantic comet smashed into Earth and all life ended within milliseconds. (hee hee, just kidding, carry on :) )

[mellow mood]

hopefully bob ron and john were transported in a 5th dimension with the drug the took, and they went trought a big black hole of gravity and arrived in a planet where aliens were growin pot as their principal meal

[hipEstoner]

so he lived with the aliens and ate their pot

[Hydrizzle]

But then, one day while smoking with aliens, Jar Jar Binks came in, "ooooohhh mesa wanna get high, meso!"

[GHoSToKeR]

at which point GHoSToKeR ripped off Jar Jar's head and used him as a bong...

[Euphoric]

dont forget the mobs of necrophiliacs that soon put the "jar" back into jar jar. they praised the headless jar jar corpse as "The Prophet" and started doing some crazy dancin and shit..(those crazy fucking alien weed eating jar jar loving necrophiliacs!! every time i swear)