Do u name your cock (lol)

[mellow mood]

Hey many ppl do this. i personnaly dont but i wanna find him a name. anyone has any ideas? lol

do u personnaly name your cock? if yes whats his name?

lolll im alrdy prepared to hear funny answers hahaha

[jakenthegentiles]

i let my girl friend pick names she named him big trixie

[slipknotpsycho]

big trixie....wow that's a manly name LOL....no i don't name my cock......although if i'm in a dumb mood i'll call it by stupid random names.....like turn to my wife and say "hey can i shove my huge throbbing love rod inside you" lol it's so funny...we both end up laughing for like hours.....

[EverydayJunglist]

call your cock sergeant splatter or something of that effect mellow

[amberler]

I don't have a name for my todger, I am going to auction advertising space for it on e-bay and I will name it after the sponsor but with a rude twist. Something Poka Cola

[mellow mood]

sergeant splatter lol

[TheLion]

Private Benjamin.

[Cheery Cherry]

I've named a guy's penis Master once...taken from Master of Puppets.

[EverydayJunglist]

^^ Great metallica album.Or how about "the ejaculator" in a arnold swartznegger vioice.Or the sperminator??

[mellow mood]

lol master. maybe ill call it motorbreath

or maybe just tootsy


damn i have no ideas!!! lol

[Cheery Cherry]

Or how about "the ejaculator" in a arnold swartznegger vioice.

LOL, you know I had to say that out loud... :D Sorry, I am a little buzzed right now...

[Reefer Rogue]

Mr Johnson, he stands up for all the ladies out there.

[amberler]

I have decided to call Mine Roger Moore

[hipEstoner]

private dick?,, lol,,,
call it patsy
lmao

[johnruss2]

collosus

[upsman75]

Snookum's

[5HT]

a radio dj in colorado called it "stink stick"

[NoosaHeads]

I called Mine the Onion Rooster........

what do you get when you cross a Rooster with an onion...????..


A Cock that'll Make your eyes water....;)

[Jake0steve]

In like, 7th grade..people were talking about how they name it and I thought it was weird, so when they asked me the first name that popped in my head in was "Dandruff"

The name has stuck all the way through high school, and it will stick forever.

[BalliN]

stanley..like the power drill

[henrypj]

i think lads who name theirs are making up for something, its a bit lame isnt it? anyone agree?

[Satovan]

Richard (Dick) Towers, after something about getting busted I found on the internet.

[one800getslapped]

Johnny Thunder

[mellow mood]

hey, i tought bout "howard the great" for mine, lol

not sure. ill think more. anyway, hahaha

[ShamanicHippy]

The Cum Colonel. The Giz General. the anal admiral. Pussy Plunderer.

[OreO]

bologna pony(bolony if u guys cant read that right)
imotep


this thread is bonerific!

[ermitonto]

It's part of me. Why should it have a separate name? That makes about as much sense as calling my left shoulder Bob.

[Hektik]

I call mine. Larry (no joke)

[stoner spirit]

El Brujo

[harmonicminor]

Harry for the first an Richard for the middle name

[maryjanemama]

I called Mine the Onion Rooster........

what do you get when you cross a Rooster with an onion...????..


A Cock that'll Make your eyes water....;):D :D :D :D

I just got an awesome new flogger which I affectionately call Sir....that's the best I can do considering I am without a penis.

[ilovebecky]

Me and my girlfriend named him Captain Jack Sparrow

[Caruso329]

Mr. Winky.
:P

[stlsmkn]

how about melloD, leave the birds singing the kitty purrrin and if she doesn't know the lyrcs hummin is ok...

[IrieAllie]

I called Mine the Onion Rooster........

what do you get when you cross a Rooster with an onion...????..


A Cock that'll Make your eyes water....;)


That made me laugh SO hard. I'll have to find a good time to use that... ;)

[SmokeyPotter]

This place is one big sausage-fest.

[rastabill89]

I called Mine the Onion Rooster........

what do you get when you cross a Rooster with an onion...????..


A Cock that'll Make your eyes water....

lmao hahahahahahahahahahahaha shit that is funny as hell lol

[rastabill89]

lmao hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[flyinonice4]

I get the worst names from my girlfreinds. Like, pookie. That is the worst. I want a manly name like the punisher or kickass. LOl
John

[rastabill89]

lmao pookie......lol its all good though

[Maui Wowie]

No, but I really should, it's been so good to me.

[Hektik]

lol pookie. now thats gangstah

[AcidFreak]

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater.

[caddyman]

ben

[Not Enough Herb]

i call mine Slick Rick

later

[jacquelyne]

i call my mans the jackhammer lol

[Dutchmaster]

i call mine Sammy Davis Jr because i felt like it....100 posts

[El Motador]

Jesus, you guys are obnoxious.

I call me dick Stuart Little. And he does what I tell him to do.

[yzstoned]

wtf??? this thread is messed the fuck up

[rastabill89]

i shell call him mini me

[Zero Revolt]

My wife named mine the "Pocket Monster". Oh god why am I telling you all this?

[Twoshots]

a radio dj in colorado called it "stink stick"

Nearly fell off my chair then Muhhahahhahah