story time

[KronicKing]

tell us your storys!:) about when you were caught,really stonned and did smomething stupid,cool storys about how you got yoru peices or how you named them.i think everyone enjoys these storys when they're super stonned ;)

[PureEvil760]

once i was all fucked up and the roads were icy, i pulled out of a wallmart a little too fast and almost skidded sideways into a copcar on the other side of the road ..i stopped about an inch away. I would have liked to be him to see the look on my face. Then I realized right after that there was an 18 wheeler skidding behind me i was like shit! and stepped on the gas and got the fuck out of there. Luckly the cop didnt do shit exept scare the fuck outta me.

[melloncollie]

Once when I was stoned me and my friend were watching The Cell movie and really freaking out..Then we started to listen to NIN with a strobe light on..Then we noticed that for some weird reason the light was flickering to the beat,lol. Then of coarse we listened to Dark Side Of The Moon, and had an awesome time!

[KronicKing]

lmao,stobe lights are the best when your stonned :),haha it would have really sucked to hit that cop

[Reefer Rogue]

Once apon a time. The End.

[mellow mood]

once in a while i was with 2 friends and i stole few things in a store (yes that was stupid). so the guy was calling when we arrived to pay and it lasted pretty long and looked strange so we obviously saw he was maybe calling the cops

anyway we were stoned and a bit drunk and we didnt care so i ate my ice cream(lol) and then we walked when i wanted to pee. so im walking to a safe place when i hear someone calling me to get here. so i turn back and i see the cops. so they must have tought i wanted to run from em or whatever so they search on me for drugz and so they find 0.5, my bowl, and like 3x 750ml heineken (i stole them too but they didnt know). so im like under arrest but finally the guy doesnt want to pursue me so i just had trouble for the weed


lol anyway that was funny, and my friends had 14grams on him and they didnt even checked him!!! bastard cops

[KronicKing]

llol mellow,were you charged with anything?

[rhino44]

when i was in middle school i met up with some friends real late on a big playground and we were smokin a bong when a cop creeps into the playground with his light off. all of a sudden he cuts his lights on a stomps on the gas as he flys towards us we all scatter and of course he goes after me and i jump the fence right as his car gets near me. i waited about 3 hours in peoples backyards before i went back to get my bike.

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

Ok last friday, me sasha and my friend casey are all chillin. We smoked like 6 bowls(maybe more who knows lmao) and then me and casey also had a shot. So right my house is a three story house. So we go upstairs cuz i was gonna take another shot and casey got munchies. So were all just chillin. Then like the phone was off the hook but we didnt realize it and i was getting all paranoid cuz the phone was trippin out, but we just go downstairs and it was just off the hook. So we get all over that then we are still upstairs. Im getting ready to take my shot and casey sittin at the table eatin crunch berries and sasha is just sitting on the couch.
Then we hear a knock on the door. Its 2 in the mornin so we are like wtf.... So lol me and casey are pussys and we arent gonna answer it. But sasha would have but we are like no no! So then they knock again. were like damn it. Then we still wait then BOOM BOOM BOOM. Loud ass fucking knock. So sasha gets up and answers it....Its the cops. Supposedly they got 911 call from my house and tried to call back and it was just static. So they come in and ask us questions and what not. Then one cop is like "Do you smell something i think i got a cold?" and the other cop is just like "No not really just smells like some kind of incense."(P.S. the house reeks of ganja lol) Then so gets our info and what not. But casey is still sittin at the table all paranoid(he doesnt get stoned too often) Then they are like whats your name? he kinda spaced at first then hes like casey. THen the cop is like lil drunk casey?(rember he only had one shot) so hes like uhh err no...yeah? lol cuz if he didnt say he was then yeah you know lol. Hes eyes were so beat red too. Then they just made sure he wasnt gonna be driving and then they left. PHEW! lol close call, thank god for cool cops tho! lol yup

[GHoSToKeR]

Okay, so it was Saturday the 9th of April. I'm arriving at my band's practice room with my brother and lead singer, M, and our drummer, B. Me and my bro are unpacking our guitars, his; a Fender Strat and a Gibson SG, and mine; an Ibanez GSR 200 bass. It takes longer for my bro to unack and set-up than it does me, so while i'm waiting I check my pockets for some ciggies. I take out the packet of Benson & Hedges and get a cigarette when I notice that there's a small lump of hash in there too. Awesome, I thought, and ran down the stairs and outside to my bro's van to fetch the bong that I keep in it. When I return to the practice-room i've got a bong in my hand and a huge grin on my face. I pack the bowl and fire it up. I offer the next hit to B - he says no, he says he forgets how to drum when he's stoned - and M, even though he doesn't really smoke. I finish off the bong, plug my bass in, and get ready to play. We all chat for a while, deciding what we needed to do (we had a gig later that night and there were a couple of things we needed to sort out). We start to play one of our songs, and after about 20 seconds I lift my head up from the neck of the bass and look around the room. The bong is starting to hit me and everything is feeling good. I can feel the effects of the weed creeping thrugh my brain, and I suddenly realise that i'm getting really, really, really stoned. That seemed cool with me, so I carry on having a good time. But then something came over me and I panic and get the feeling that I didn't actually have the bass in my hands, that I was just standing in the middle of the room playing air-guitar but believing that it was real and that B and M are both looking at me thinking i'm going nuts. I quickly look down at my bass and yes, it's there and somehow I manage to still be playing alright. I laugh out loud at this and both the guys look at me and laugh, too, because they can tell i'm stoned as fuck. I start randomly putting wrong notes in the bass line on purpose and laughing my head off every time I do it. I don't even know if it was actualyl funny at the time but to me it was the funniest thing ever. My eyes were watering so hard from laughing and I was shaking so bad that I couldn't play anymore, so I stop for a second and tell the guys that i'm gonna have to chill for a while. They're cool with it, so we sit around chatting and i'm still getting more and more stoned and it's pretty wierd. A few minutes the guys ask me if it's alright to carry on playing now and I say something like "Dude, I only just sat down!", and then I realise that time is going really slowly for me, and for some reason this makes perfect sense so I get up and go to try and play again, a different song this time, and everything seems to be going cool. I can almost see and feel and taste the music we're making, and it doesn't even feel like i'm playing at all. Shit, it didn't even feel like any of us were playing at all; to me the music was coming from the Earth itself. When I realise this I open my mouth to tell the guys but then I remember that they're not stoned so they won't get what I mean, which kinda makes me paranoid of them both for a moment. I then go to tell them that - that I went to open my mouth to tell them something but then I realised they weren't stoned so they wouldn't understand me, which made me paranoid of them - but then again I remember that they're not stoned so they won't understand me. This makes me laugh and I get the major giggles again, but this time when i'm laughing I get that strange sensation that i'm not holding the bass again, and this must mean that i'm standing in a room with M and B and pretending to play the bass, or imagining that i'm playing the bass. I can sense them, almost feel them watching me. I could imagine them both laughing at me and it felt like the worst possible thing I wanted to happen right now, so i'm scared to open my eyes. The music ends and I think to myself "If the music was still going and just stopped, then it must have been real.. I was playing the bass" so I opened my eyes and look around the room, and sure enough I had the bass in my hands and we had been playing that song. It kinda shocked me to realise that I had still managed to play through the whole song even while I was going temporarily insane in my mind (lol). I laugh again, and go to tell the guys that I must have just been playing the whole song with my eyes shut while believing all this wierd crap was happening, but then I remember that they're still, still, still not stoned and will probably just laugh at me, so I act like nothing happens. :)

I'm so high right now, and to me that felt like a cool story to tell, but I have no idea if it made any sense or not.

Peace

[KronicKing]

that has to be one of the best stonner stories ever write ghost.lmao so fucking funny

[Reefer Rogue]

Awesome story Ghost.

[KronicKing]

i was looking through my old post and found this one,come on folks lets here a story,i have one: once upon a time,in a galaxy far far away i was haveing a joint,and loe and behold a not-so-good freind of mine calls...seems to me they always call while i'm getting high...maybe it's a sign...my dad knocks and i open the door trying to act like i didn't just slaughter a skunk in my ultra comfy chair,he go's "whats that smell are you smokeing weed?"(he's a smoker too BTW)i mumbled something,and said "i need to take this call" he walks into my room and asks were my weed is and i say i don't have anymore(which is true) but my little metle pipe is sitting on the desk(has a fimo wrap around with the danceing dear of the Ungratefull Dead on it,hence the name Smokey the Bear )and he looked right at it,no way he could have missed it,he looked at the pipe and then glance at me with that all to knowing fellow stoner look and says"Just don't smoke in the house".i nearly shat myself,but the whole time i had a huge grin on my face and afterwards i went and got a nug from his stash(he was asleep on the couch undoutably stonned off his rocker)and have two bowls,over all a good night.now a days i leave my 29 inch homemade bong and my two new glass pipes out on my bedside table with my weed right next to them,i love the privacy he gives me,he said(and i quote)"i smell the shit all the time and don't say anything" so i can smoke when,where,why,and how i want as long as i'm not blowing smoke in his face

[gunner90210]

This story happened at around christmas time. i was at an awsome party out in someones yard. me and my friend went around back and chugged on a bong and smoked about a gram between us. we come back into the yard stoned as fuck. it was awsome and everything was all happy. but i cant really remember how it started but all of a sudden me and my friend were running around the back yard trying to hide in bushes cos we thought cops were raiding the party. i think i can remember someone saying cops so naturally i freaked out. well anyway after running around for about a minute wandering where the fuck to hide me and my friend settle for the bush in the garden bed. we were in there listening with our ears as best we could. we could still hear the music but i sware people were running out of the house and jumping over the fence. so about 15 minutes later, when we had nearly fallen asleep in that oh so comfortable bush we thought it was safe to emerge. so we walk around the corner to the yard and as normal there were about 30 people just talking in the front yard and ppl drinking and smoking. it looked as if nothing had happened and as if noone had moved from the postions from which we had left. i quickly asked somone about where the cops had gone and they just looked at me and sed wtf. just thought that was a good story cos it was my first and only huge panic attack

[KronicKing]

This story happened at around christmas time. i was at an awsome party out in someones yard. me and my friend went around back and chugged on a bong and smoked about a gram between us. we come back into the yard stoned as fuck. it was awsome and everything was all happy. but i cant really remember how it started but all of a sudden me and my friend were running around the back yard trying to hide in bushes cos we thought cops were raiding the party. i think i can remember someone saying cops so naturally i freaked out. well anyway after running around for about a minute wandering where the fuck to hide me and my friend settle for the bush in the garden bed. we were in there listening with our ears as best we could. we could still hear the music but i sware people were running out of the house and jumping over the fence. so about 15 minutes later, when we had nearly fallen asleep in that oh so comfortable bush we thought it was safe to emerge. so we walk around the corner to the yard and as normal there were about 30 people just talking in the front yard and ppl drinking and smoking. it looked as if nothing had happened and as if noone had moved from the postions from which we had left. i quickly asked somone about where the cops had gone and they just looked at me and sed wtf. just thought that was a good story cos it was my first and only huge panic attack
hahaha i have panic attacks every now and again,scary :D,but i kinda enjoy them,it's like playing cops and robbers or cowboys and indians...maybe i need a brake(sp?i'm drunk)