I smoke because I hate nature

[Juggalotus17]

The only reason I smoke weed is because I want to destroy all nature. I don't smoke weed because I love the trees, I smoke it because i want to burn it and get rid of it forever from the earth! I travel the world smoking all the different types of weed just to lower the cannabis population!! I hate tree huggers, and all those hippy "save the world" and other bullshit vomitting and i-refuse-to-shower-because-its-wasting-our-water faggots!! Fuck smelling flowers! i like to wake up and smell smog all day.

[50BagOfGreens]

You need to stop smoking if you cant appreciate the real reason to smoke.

[LonerStoner]

i hope you're joking, cause that is probably the most assinine thing i've ever heard.

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

i hope you're joking, cause that is probably the most assinine thing i've ever heard.
yeah i agree completely....

Juggalotus17.....i have the thing to say to you ,|,,

[Juggalotus17]

Hahahaha you all are a bunch of gullible bastards.

Where is there smog in massachusetts? Boston barely has smog!

But I have to admit, i dont like those "hippy "save the world" and other bullshit vomitting and i-refuse-to-shower-because-its-wasting-our-water faggots!!"

[NoosaHeads]

Why do you Hate Hippies With Such Passion.?.

Hairy Chicks Aint my thing But I dont Hate them.

[sykobabble]

i hate to wash my levis.cut my hair.if called to war again i would go to canada.i hate to take a shower but once a month but take every day anyway no matter what the hippy haters say.i smoke only joints and bongs.not blunts.i wear levi cut offs and born in frisco on the haight area and i love my flowers mother fucker.one thing is true i say.pot does not make me calm.life does.

[Maui Wowie]

You're one ignorant shit, that's all I gotta say.

[sykobabble]

i be

[Juggalotus17]

You must be a killer with the ladies.

[Juggalotus17]

You're one ignorant shit, that's all I gotta say.

I guess you just totally overlooked the post where I said i was kidding?

edit: Are people actually stupid enough to believe the original post?!?!

[NoosaHeads]

Hey sycobable I too grow lillies,Day lillies(the ones that only flower for one day a year),Irisis,and I also Have a hundred Odd tropical Orchids..
Along with Grape fruit,Mango's, Lichies,and Mull berrys on my 3 & 1/2 acres...

I shower every night though..
and I wash My clothes..

[Maui Wowie]

I guess you just totally overlooked the post where I said i was kidding?

edit: Are people actually stupid enough to believe the original post?!?!

What does seeing letters on a screen have to do with ones intelligence.
Why would you post this to call everyone an idiot? Completely pointless post and it seems like you're just bullshitting your way out so you don't get flamed.

[Hydrizzle]

I hate tree huggers, and all those hippy "save the world" and other bullshit vomitting and i-refuse-to-shower-because-its-wasting-our-water faggots!! Fuck smelling flowers! i like to wake up and smell smog all day.


I agree, Jugga! In my opinion, all environmentalists are a bunch of spoiled little brats, raised in the luxery of an industrialized country, blind to the fact that there are much much bigger problems than the environment out there. Things like thousands gettign pointlessly killed, or dying of starvation because rich countries dont think it's worht the time and money to save thousands of lives. Yep, hippies suck ass, driving thier crappy, non-emissions-meeting car and then bitching abotu how they will cut down a forest.

[NoosaHeads]

Or One country want another countrys Oil.?.

[Hydrizzle]

That pales in comparasin with ongoing genocide in Darfur in The Sudan. That and the untold suffering of millions in 3rd-world countries. Oh, but you don't hear about that stuff because it doesn't get the ratings that the corparate fat cats want to see.

[Juggalotus17]

What does seeing letters on a screen have to do with ones intelligence.
Why would you post this to call everyone an idiot? Completely pointless post and it seems like you're just bullshitting your way out so you don't get flamed.


No i just figured it was obvious the way i wrote it. I actually had intentions of making people laugh, hopefully. Seeing how everyone has a stick up their ass tonight, no one found it funny but me. watching all of you get mad over someone elses point of view (which i'm completly entitled to and funny enough i dont even have these beliefs) is quite the way to spend the very end of your weekend i tell ya.

And i honestly dont give a shit if i get flamed or not, unlike some people who's whole life might revolve around the internet. Big deal, some people are pissed at me online, hahaha wtf do i care, i'll never meet ya and i can ignore ya all i want, all you are to me is pixels on my screen ;)

FLAME AWAY, FLAMERS :-D

[Juggalotus17]

Hey hydrizzle, i'm too high to tell if you're being sarcastic and mocking me or not. :-D

[Maui Wowie]

I ain't pissed, just if you were serious, that was an ignorant statement, but whatever. I wish I could get stoned right now.

EDIT: Nvm, I just got weed, woot, toke toke toke. Another smokable day.

[NoosaHeads]

That pales in comparasin with ongoing genocide in Darfur in The Sudan. That and the untold suffering of millions in 3rd-world countries. Oh, but you don't hear about that stuff because it doesn't get the ratings that the corparate fat cats want to see.



Are you over there doing somthing about it...???..

[Omun]

Its difficult to be sarcastic on the Internet.

[Maui Wowie]

Fat Freddy's Cat rules.

EDIT: Yes, it is very difficult to classify sarcasm by written words.

[Hydrizzle]

What could I possibly do? What Sudan needs is military intervention! Which is not going to happen, because noone cares about what happens in Africa, because there is no money in it.

Jagga, I am not being sarcastic, and I am not mocking you.... I knwo you were joking, but I really do think that about environmentalists (and other peopel who put alot of effort into unimportant issues)

[Maui Wowie]

Weed weed weed.

[Juggalotus17]

I normally would've thought people would pick up on my exagerated hatred for nature. and figured the totally unnecessary destroying nature by smoking little amounts of it would just completely give it away.

Oh well :-P

[Juggalotus17]

Totally forgot about this:


if called to war again i would go to canada.

Are you honestly that much of a pussy to fight in a war for your own country?

You shouldn't be allowed to live in the US!! You're enjoying all these freedoms and luxuries many other countries don't have because of oppressive govt's or whatever, but you're not even willing to FIGHT FOR THE FREEDOMS YOU HAVE!??!

The big difference between me and you guy, is I would still go oversea's to fight so liberal anti-war people like you wouldn't have to be scared for your lives if terrorists or other countries brought the battle here. I'd be willing to fight for your right to be a tree-hugger, even when I completely disagree. And that's what being patriotic is about.

Like i said, You shouldn't be allowed to live in the US.

(Don't get me wrong yall, US does suck because of certain drug laws)

[Hydrizzle]

If you really want to destroy nature, just eat lots of beef, and buy lots of expensive wood that comes from the rainforest! That's what I do, aside from setting forest fires whenever i can.

[sykobabble]

Totally forgot about this:



Are you honestly that much of a pussy to fight in a war for your own country?

You shouldn't be allowed to live in the US!! You're enjoying all these freedoms and luxuries many other countries don't have because of oppressive govt's or whatever, but you're not even willing to FIGHT FOR THE FREEDOMS YOU HAVE!??!

The big difference between me and you guy, is I would still go oversea's to fight so liberal anti-war people like you wouldn't have to be scared for your lives if terrorists or other countries brought the battle here. I'd be willing to fight for your right to be a tree-hugger, even when I completely disagree. And that's what being patriotic is about.

Like i said, You shouldn't be allowed to live in the US.

(Don't get me wrong yall, US does suck because of certain drug laws)u like to stir shit u fuck.i was in grenada.i fought for my country.i pd the price.i win u lose.

[Darkneon420]

hey man its not like that! Why do you hate nature? Without it we wouldent be able to breath or get high! We wouldent have medicines or ne thing...we're here to take care of it. You yourself is a part of nature, like it or not!
Come on man come on man dont think like that. Dont hate ne thing! Dont give a fuck about hate!!!

[gjayde]

forests need not be destroyed to make goverments or multi-nationals fuck fuck fucken rich for the reason alone that our childrens childrens may see a fucken whale is why we dont cut forests and drive our shitty non-emmissions cars u dimwit mfs.

[Lulu]

.....might work off some of your hostility :)

[Darkneon420]

Its about the butterfly man!

[ezjim]

who the hell wizzed on this guys wheaties this AM

[NoosaHeads]

who the hell wizzed on this guys wheaties this AM


Im Only Guessing Here But I think it May Have been a Hippie. :confused: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[cotch and bun]

jugalotus17 your a fool. stop wasting everybodies time. the original post, even if people realised you were joking, was entirely unfunny. thats the reason no one laughed but you. the american army isnt their to protect american freedoms as well- what the fuck did iraq have to do with american freedoms?????? nothing...
so basically what im sayin is......shut up

[koshea]

i laughed, i thought it was funny, i guess i just get his humor....and hhj, nice guns dude lol

[Hydrizzle]

jugalotus17 your a fool. stop wasting everybodies time. the original post, even if people realised you were joking, was entirely unfunny. thats the reason no one laughed but you. the american army isnt their to protect american freedoms as well- what the fuck did iraq have to do with american freedoms?????? nothing...
so basically what im sayin is......shut up


Well now let me say it....


SHUT THE HELL UP!

[tir na nog]

Does anybody think that maybe jus pickin up ones own shit up wouldnt make a hella lot more difference to everything....

[GHoSToKeR]

i thought the original post was kinda funny..

[JSTA]

What could I possibly do? What Sudan needs is military intervention! Which is not going to happen, because noone cares about what happens in Africa, because there is no money in it.

Jagga, I am not being sarcastic, and I am not mocking you.... I knwo you were joking, but I really do think that about environmentalists (and other peopel who put alot of effort into unimportant issues)
There's money in Iraq though
;) Let them do their thing, you don't have the world figured out so don't go around acting like you have. They can do whatever they want to do.

[BUZz UK]

I agree, Jugga! In my opinion, all environmentalists are a bunch of spoiled little brats, raised in the luxery of an industrialized country, blind to the fact that there are much much bigger problems than the environment out there. Things like thousands gettign pointlessly killed, or dying of starvation because rich countries dont think it's worht the time and money to save thousands of lives. Yep, hippies suck ass, driving thier crappy, non-emissions-meeting car and then bitching abotu how they will cut down a forest.
what? so we ignore it now, and future generations can clean up the shit? you don't have to disreagard the environment, polution WILL kill more people than the nigerian genocide. it's just a matter of time.

[BUZz UK]

u like to stir shit u fuck.i was in grenada.i fought for my country.i pd the price.i win u lose.
lol, i love you jack!

[djaio]

What could I possibly do?

exactly. what could we "tree-huggers" possibly do either? of course we're concerned that people are dying. we care just as much as the next guy, probably more. but we as individuals can't do a damn thing to stop it. we can, however, make a difference on the environment, even if it's only a small one... grow plants, eat organic food, abstain from chemcial products, what have you. we care about poverty and death, but it's a little wiser to focus on the thing we can do something about.


You shouldn't be allowed to live in the US!!

personally i'd be ecstatic to leave. kick me out with the hardest boot you have.


You're enjoying all these freedoms and luxuries many other countries don't have because of oppressive govt's or whatever

you're talking about freedoms in the U.S. on a marijuana message board.

what's wrong with this picture?

[sykobabble]

.....might work off some of your hostility :)love them flowers comming from a hippie and a native haight ....i have a rose garden i built for a mail order bride that pulled a no show .so now i just admire my rose garden by myself .and my dogs,

[Juggalotus17]

Oh my GOD THIS IS HILARIOUS! I fucking love this! You're all getting so pissed off at me :-D. This shit is what puts me to sleep at night.

Lol, don't think I don't respect you for fighting in Grenada, 'cause I do. I have respect for all US Soldiers. But I'd assume that you having fought in Grenada, you'd be agreeing with me a little more instead of saying you'd rather move to canada. It's rather sad and pathetic that a US citizen would be that hateful of his own country.
You win and I lose? What did you win? An argument? Noooooo you didn't. :) You're arguing that you'd move out of the country if you had to fight for it, but you said you did fight for it and your proud of that. What's wrong with THIS picture? :D

And if you don't like America that much, why don't you move djaio? Leave. Get out of here. It's what you want. And yeah, so what if I'm talking about freedoms and liberties on a marijuana message board? I'm not talking about specific freedoms, and if you took a little time to read my posts you would've noticed I said US does suck because of some drug laws.


This is extra funny for me, because everything you're all yelling at me for I don't believe and havent once stated (Besides in my OP, which i shortly after declared a joke). All i've been doing is laughing, and defending my country. But don't let that stop yall, flame some more. You're on a roll! Cmon, try to get me in tears, apologizing tonight. I bet you cant :-*


Darkneon420, Waddup juggalette?!

[GHoSToKeR]

yo i wasnt yelling at anybody im too high to yell..

*puff,puff, pass*

[Juggalotus17]

Lol don't worry about it, I'm talking to the people flaming me. You said you found my OP pretty funny. Thanks :)

[GHoSToKeR]

did i? i dont remember.. no worries anyway.. whats everyone fighting about? fuck it i gotta find some papers

[sykobabble]

Oh my GOD THIS IS HILARIOUS! I fucking love this! You're all getting so pissed off at me :-D. This shit is what puts me to sleep at night.

Lol, don't think I don't respect you for fighting in Grenada, 'cause I do. I have respect for all US Soldiers. But I'd assume that you having fought in Grenada, you'd be agreeing with me a little more instead of saying you'd rather move to canada. It's rather sad and pathetic that a US citizen would be that hateful of his own country.
You win and I lose? What did you win? An argument? Noooooo you didn't. :) You're arguing that you'd move out of the country if you had to fight for it, but you said you did fight for it and your proud of that. What's wrong with THIS picture? :D

And if you don't like America that much, why don't you move djaio? Leave. Get out of here. It's what you want. And yeah, so what if I'm talking about freedoms and liberties on a marijuana message board? I'm not talking about specific freedoms, and if you took a little time to read my posts you would've noticed I said US does suck because of some drug laws.


This is extra funny for me, because everything you're all yelling at me for I don't believe and havent once stated (Besides in my OP, which i shortly after declared a joke). All i've been doing is laughing, and defending my country. But don't let that stop yall, flame some more. You're on a roll! Cmon, try to get me in tears, apologizing tonight. I bet you cant :-*


Darkneon420, Waddup juggalette?!hey titty baby,you are funny.use your thumb to suck not pigeons(?)

[Juggalotus17]

I think you've smoked yourself retarded my friend. Would you be interested in buying some of Jerry Garcia's ashes?

[sykobabble]

too late.i am jerry garcia and his ashes and all other i want to be and my mind thinks so,

[Juggalotus17]

Oh yeah? Well I crap bigger 'n you.

[amd6568]

I guess you just totally overlooked the post where I said i was kidding?

edit: Are people actually stupid enough to believe the original post?!?!

Yeah dude, your real cool. Fucking loser. Grow up, I didn't even bother reading the 2 other pages of the thread about some joke.

[Juggalotus17]

I'm the fucking loser? I'm not the one sitting on my computer at home in my crummy little apartment making fun of people half my age. Way to go guy, if I were as old as you I'd be out drinking right now and getting laid. Possibly at the same time.

[NoosaHeads]

Dont Let Fear stop ya Juga..
age has nothing to do with it..
Go get a Bottle and a Girl(No hippies). and roll some scoobs.....and Party....

[amd6568]

I am only 15 you faggot. I am half your age.

[TheLion]

I just read the thread (hey, that ryhmes :D ) all the way through and I have one thing to say:This is a potthead site! Everyone needs to chill out, smoke a couple bowls, turn up the Marley, and be merry.

Peace and Love, my friends, Peace, and Love.

[amd6568]

This is a potthead site! Everyone needs to chill out, smoke a couple bowls, turn up the Marley, and be merry.

Word.

[forestcouch]

nature rules. PEACE

[Hydrizzle]

Nature sucks ass, why don't you go try living in it with no supplies for a month? Then we'll see how much you like nature....

BURN THE RAINFOREST, KILL ALL ANIMALS, BURN YOUR GARBAGE!

...for a better world.

[TheLion]

Do what you want, Hrdrizzle...I personally love nature and there's nothing I'd rather do when high than sit down and take in the beauty of the world; it's all around us, you just have to look.

[Hydrizzle]

What I really want is a barren wasteland of a world, where nothing grows, nothing lives but man. All we eat is fabricated nutrient-gruel, and we all live in pressurized domes. To help me achive this gaol, I ask that each of you start a forest fire and/or kill a kitten/puppy.

[Juggalotus17]

Nature sucks ass, why don't you go try living in it with no supplies for a month? Then we'll see how much you like nature....

BURN THE RAINFOREST, KILL ALL ANIMALS, BURN YOUR GARBAGE!

...for a better world.

Hydrizzle, you can't light the rainforest on fire. The rain would put it out! :p


So thats why I went clubbing baby seals!


...for a better world.

[Hydrizzle]

Hydrizzle, you can't light the rainforest on fire. The rain would put it out! :p


So thats why I went clubbing baby seals!


...for a better world.


Yeah, but how wil the rain put out a fire that is fueled by millions of gallons of jet fuel?

Clubbing for baby seals is great for killing the environment (and pissing off hippies)

Really killing any baby animal will do... as well as putting those plastic 6-pack thingies in the trash without cutting them.

[TheLion]

Lol, you two are starting to make me laugh.

[Hydrizzle]

You won't be laughing when the hippies come to your door with AK's sayign you have to give up your shampoo that works, for organic shampoo made from dead sheep's testicles.

[TheLion]

NOBODY fucks with the Jesus!

[Creeper]

Or One country want another countrys Oil.?.


Naw dude that aint cool, we might be in iraq for alot of bullshit reasons but I doubt were there cause of the oil, cause if you think about it, wouldnt gas prices lower then in America? Instead theyre constantly on the rise, up here its 2.30$ a gallon >.<.


Btw Noosa you gotta be on sometime dude lol, havent talked to ya for awhile man.

[chris420]

whats silly is that people our all worried about us fucking up mother nature for good but on the contrary mother nature's gonna fuck us up

[unmeg]

Hahahaha you all are a bunch of gullible bastards.

Where is there smog in massachusetts? Boston barely has smog!

But I have to admit, i dont like those "hippy "save the world" and other bullshit vomitting and i-refuse-to-shower-because-its-wasting-our-water faggots!!"
I was just gonna ask you that cause I know about smog here in southern cal

[unmeg]

u like to stir shit u fuck.i was in grenada.i fought for my country.i pd the price.i win u lose.
here fish fish fish,just a lil more gotcha hook line & sinker!

good one & thank you for your service

[StonedHonda]

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