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kami
05-22-2005, 09:57 PM
i have my final exam in english tomarow and insted of studing i'm siting in my room smoking a king size joint...so enyone has tips for me? does eneyone know how to write an "opinion letter" in english? it would help me very much!!!

daZenfmeister
05-22-2005, 09:59 PM
heres what you do. bring a few ounces to school and a lighter then when the hand you the test make that fattest blunt you possibly can. then blaze that shit as fast as you can.

Kid Dynamite
05-22-2005, 10:00 PM
GCSE's yeah?

kami
05-22-2005, 10:03 PM
i will smoke bifure the test eneways!
but i need to write this thing and i dont know how...
help!

mellow mood
05-22-2005, 10:05 PM
take acid before exam

DonnieDarko
05-22-2005, 10:41 PM
I've been out of school for a long time, but if I was gonna write an opinion letter, I would choose a subject that I was passionate about. Can you choose the subject or will the teacher surprise you with one ??

An opinion paper is your thoughts (opinion) on a specific subject. Organize each of your major points into paragraphs, and the last paragraph should summarize everything. (It's also good if your opinion is not too controversial).

A quick Example : Opinion paper on legalizing weed (this would be controversial)

Paragraph 1 : Talk about how weed is less harmfull than alchohol/cigarettes. Lots more ppl die from cigs/alc.

Paragraph 2: Talk about the medical uses for weed. Arthritis, Cancer treatments, ..
Paragraph 3 : Talk about the misconceptions as weed as a gateway drug or addictive
Paragraph 4 : Talk about the potential for taxable income for govt services
Paragraph 5 : Talk about how decriminalization works in Holland
Paragraph 6 : Talk about the costs of imprisoning youth for non-violent drug crimes
Paragraph 7 : Summarize all of the benefits of your points above

The important thing is paragraph construction (each paragraph is 3-4 sentences on one point). Be relaxed and write from your heart.

Anyone else have tips for kami ??? That's my best opinion.

Good Luck

kami
05-22-2005, 10:45 PM
thanks so much donnie!
u sound like i teacher i swear!!!
r u one?
i sure wish i had a teacher that smokes!!!

Reefer Rogue
05-22-2005, 10:46 PM
Wow, nice post Donnie. Mate, if you don't know how to write an opinion letter and you're taking a test tomorrow don't you really think you should be studying instead of smoking? Smokings great, but you gotta learn about responsabilities man.

kami
05-22-2005, 10:52 PM
i m not a man... thats to bagine with ...
and i know english pritty good...for an israeli person:)
the only problom is the opinion thingi...

and i know i m not that responsibal...not according to school...i,ll grow in to it:)

Reefer Rogue
05-22-2005, 10:53 PM
Oh ok sorry. Good luck in your exam.

DonnieDarko
05-22-2005, 10:56 PM
kami,

I used to teach mathematics and it was fun for a while. Anyone can teach if they know something others want to learn.

If I remember correctly you're a girl from Israel, and you might have to go into the army soon. It doesn't seem like an easy life. Take one problem at a time, and do your best in school.

kami
05-22-2005, 10:57 PM
no need 4 sorry
:)

kami
05-23-2005, 10:23 AM
yes i am spose to go to the army thugh i dont relly want to ....its a big problem...!

sToNeDpEnGuIn420
05-23-2005, 10:59 AM
U seem crazy kami! drop me an email [email protected] Toke on!
\m/ peace!

anycraic
05-23-2005, 04:53 PM
hey kami just curious, whats the penalty for possession over there in israel?

kami
05-24-2005, 10:12 AM
if ur not a minor they usaly just give u a worning..there main target are the dillers...
if ur a minor ur taken to an investigation ...they try to get names of other smokers and ur diller ofcourse... if u gave them what they want u can get out with a worrning if not u ushaly get a parol offisor for a few months...

xNoa
05-24-2005, 01:19 PM
i have my final exam in english tomarow and insted of studing i'm siting in my room smoking a king size joint...so enyone has tips for me? does eneyone know how to write an "opinion letter" in english? it would help me very much!!!
ive got a english gcse exam tomorow aswell mate, just smoked a nice joint a minute ago.

u want to just relax for it, youll get asked to write a random persaude/opinionn/ague question so you cant revise much for it, just write your best and remember to include all the technical english things which arent much and ull be good.

personally i really couldnt imagine smoking before a exam, unless you're 100% sure youll perform better id advise against it, could get major paranoia and forget everything etc.

good luck neway mate

kami
05-24-2005, 11:23 PM
i'm all over it ! finito!
i was all high ! and i came to school with the biggest smile! and i had it orraly , and the person who examend me said that i have the best english and that i can be sure i'v got an A!

DonnieDarko
05-24-2005, 11:31 PM
finito !!! LOL, you are truly international.

Congrats, kami. You have taught us alot about your part of the world.

GHoSToKeR
05-24-2005, 11:33 PM
did somebody say oral?

chris420
05-25-2005, 01:28 AM
hahahaha

i didnt know israel had enforced obligatory military service... thats screwed up

herbz
05-25-2005, 01:35 AM
lol, nice one, congrats :D

kami
05-25-2005, 03:43 PM
finito !!! LOL, you are truly international.

Congrats, kami. You have taught us alot about your part of the world.


i dont exacly understand what do u meen by that ...but it is my plesure!

DonnieDarko
05-25-2005, 09:15 PM
First of all you used the word finito, which I recognize as an Italian word. I thought that this was amusing because your from Israel, learning English and using Italian.

Secondly, ppl in USA, Canada, and Europe don't always realize that military duty in Israel is pretty much "required" by men and women, and we also don't normally associate the youth in Israel with smoking the bud.

We are in so many ways different and in so many ways the same.

kami
05-25-2005, 10:27 PM
oh ...well the finito slip out as a risult of me way to high
and yes ppl do not understand how the army works...
and u have no idea how many yung smokers there are in israel... its as if evrybody i know smoks,...