BULLSHIT

[supersonicchronic]

How many people do you think are bullshitting about how much weed they smoke on the thread below.

[Mello.as.Hello]

I dunno. I really do smoke about a 1/2 to an ounce a week. I'm just fucking ravenous. However, I doubt these high school kids are buying ounces of absolute chronic with a part time job budget, or some allowance. (burn..)

Peace and pot, I hope you all smoke alot.

[supersonicchronic]

Ya, I guess I didn't think about shwag because I haven't smoked it in about 5 years, so ya they could be legit.

[brrg744]

i smoke 2 ounces a day, seriously, i really do

[anycraic]

oh yeah 5 OUNCES A MINUTE for me....lol, those '2 ounce a week' statements, even if they were true it would make u a substance addicted fucktard, but hey each to their own

[brrg744]

i smoke like 1/4th but thats usually between a few people so i dunno the exact amount i smoke wa week

[DonnieDarko]

everybody exaggerates a bit, it's human nature. But there is no reason to lie. We're all anonymous. For ppl who have to hide their lifestyle (like me), this is a place where we can be very honest.

[brrg744]

what he said ^^^^^^^^^

[The Piper]

im not sure about it but i pretty much give every1 the benafit of doubt unless you can tell there full of shit i buy a nice 1/8 every pay day off my friend that usually gives me a bowl every day and on fridays i usually smoke 2 an i get smoked up acouple times a week by friends cant wait till i move out an can grow wit out gettin caught an seein my plants get ripped out then maybe ill be able 2 do som real heavy smokin

[sugarmagnolia]

dude great thread. I've been wondering how everyone affords all this shit.

[sykobabble]

i grow legally so i smoke and smoke and smoke and just for real smoke.i am smoke.i am bud i am weed indeed.i am pot.hemp.grass.yeska.mota,erb,cannabis.lids,tins,f ingers.

[Firebrand]

u on medical? or is there some other legal way that i dont know about

[EciRonTog]

eh, i'd guess more people are bullshitting about the quality than they are about the amount. It's pretty easy to smoke a lot, but not so easy to get really good stuff... sometimes.

Now a' days everything is "medical" or "club" :rolleyes:

[sykobabble]

u on medical? or is there some other legal way that i dont know abouttheres only one legal way

[sykobabble]

eh, i'd guess more people are bullshitting about the quality than they are about the amount. It's pretty easy to smoke a lot, but not so easy to get really good stuff... sometimes.

Now a' days everything is "medical" or "club" :rolleyes:i guess this is my med weed i grew

[EciRonTog]

i guess this is my med weed i grew

Nice :D

[GHoSToKeR]

I would usually give the benifit of the doubt.. Like EciRonTog already said, people are more likely gonna be bullshitting about the quality than quantity.. I mean, if someone says "I SMOKDE AN OWNCE OF THE DANKEST A$$ CHRONIk EVERY W33K YO!!!!111ONEONE" then they're most probably talking shit, not because it's impossible o smoek an ounce a week, but because if the weed was seriously that good then you wouldn't need to smoke that much, you know?

I don't bullshit about how much I smoke.. Why would I? I've admitted that occasionally I buy an ounce and it lasts me a good few weeks, and sometimes I buy an eighth and it lasts me a week, or sometimes I don't smoke any for a month. Most people are probably the same, so I don't see why they would be lying. As for the 14/15 year olds who say they buy and smoke an ounce a week - they're probably talking shit.. (Except Stonedpenguin.. lol you know hes not bullshitting :))

[slipknotpsycho]

yea but i can tell a 14 or 15 year old how to make enough to smoke an ounce a week....me and my brother used to do it....and got all kinds of bongs pipes atleast an ounce a week and so fourth....first of all if you get lunch money for school just save it....school food is way over priced anyways...second of all go mow a yard or two a day....if you charge 25 for each one and do two a day that's like 350 a week.....easy money all you gotta have is a lawn mower, will power, and a gas can....and a few bucks to start with.....helps if you know a neighbor hood that isn't all up tight cuz that's where you find most of the people that only do their yards when they have to and therefore are more likely more yards to do there....alot of times you get steady customers that want you to come back every week or so and then you not only got good money you got a steady supply of it.....great work....

[west coast style]

Well, people are gonna lie or exaggerate, can't stop that. I posted in the thread and put 2 zips a week cuz that's how much I actually do need. The topic was how much you need, not how much you smoke. I pick up by the ounce and sell it (mostly by dubs and 1/8s) and basically smoke whatever I want for free, and then buy some more when I run out (usually 2-3 days, depending how the demand is) and start the cycle all over again.

I don't smoke the 2 zips to myself, I ain't that much of a pothead lol. I bought a half zip just yesterday and ran out this morning, and then I just bought another half zip about an hour ago and I already got rid of 2 grams.

[Sizzla]

regarding your "save your lunch money" and "mow the lawn" way of getting money. That is shit, what would you eat all week, and no-one would give you 25 for mowing the lawn. More like 5 where i live.

[supersonicchronic]

i guess this is my med weed i grew

Hey medical man, I just applied in Nevada with the agricultural department for mediacal maryjane, now all I think I need is a doctors O.K. They say you can grow up to 6 plants. FUCK YAAAAAAAAA

[KronicKing]

i smoke....about 1/2 oz a week but then again i dont pay for it,and i think most teenagers(im one myself,15)say they smoke 1-2 oz a week because they think thats what they're getting.usualy when a 14-15 yer old kid gos and buys a "oz" its more like a half to three-quarters not to mention they want to look cool for all the people they will never meet and will never have to prove anything too :)

[forestcouch]

i smoke like a gram every 2 weeks... im a lightweight to the max heh

[slipknotpsycho]

regarding your "save your lunch money" and "mow the lawn" way of getting money. That is shit, what would you eat all week, and no-one would give you 25 for mowing the lawn. More like 5 where i live.
first of all i never really ate in school it's all so disgusting looking to begin with .....i just came home and ate something aftjer i got out...solved that second ppl do pay 25 a yard here....maybe it's just diffrent.....i do live in a city where all the yards are pretty decent sized.....

[jiggasouza]

I'm 18-2=16 and i smoke about an eighth of more between 2 guys about a day on school days. I smoke close to a quarter a day on weekends. I live on the big island of hawaii, so i dont smoke scrag. I smoke fucking sweetie chon every damn day. Some of the fucking crippest in the world. Easy.

[Big Calhoun]

I'm 18-2=16 and i smoke about an eighth of more between 2 guys about a day on school days. I smoke close to a quarter a day on weekends. I live on the big island of hawaii, so i dont smoke scrag. I smoke fucking sweetie chon every damn day. Some of the fucking crippest in the world. Easy.

Very proud of ya! This thread is over a year old... :thumbsup:

[psychocat]

I smoke far too much I guess but as long as I can afford to I will,how I make my money is my business.
I toke at least 1/8 every day and have done for 15 years, I find that no matter how good the green is I am always able to function, but then I have a very high tollerance for most things .

BTW I am never without and I never smoke shit.

[Nocturnal Stoner]

i only smoke 1/8th a week and a 1/16 on some weeks but only with good weed like skunk red hair which is very abundant in my area, but the average dank is good aswell, so i smoke 1/16 of good named shit and 1/8th of dank shit. so yeah thats my average dosage.

[CheeseIsSoHigh]

im still in highschool and i buy and smoke about a half a week... but everything you get down here is usually fucking dirt weed so you gotta smoke quite a bit to get high usually... but every now and then i get some pretty decent shit

[myselfandi]

I made a waterfall out of a one-hitter and a gatorade bottle. I lose no smoke, and it conserves very well!

4-5 bowls is about a gram

[D1me]

i smoke about a track (1/8) a week, which is like 60 here, but we get some pretty dank stuff.

[orangeman]

I dont think anyone would lie about how much they smoke. Lying on the internet is pathetic lol.

[Nochowderforyou]

Of course people lie on here. It's been long passed and been done.

I have no reason to lie though. I make an ounce last me 5-6weeks at a cost of $200 every 2 months or so. Bragging about blowing $350 for an ounce of "dro" and it gone in a week is just retarded.

There are stupid smokers and smart smokers. I consider myself a smart smoker. :)

[CheeseIsSoHigh]

my frind jeremy... love him to death and hes one of my best friends... but hes the dumbest smoker ive ever seen... him and his two brothers bought a half pound and smoked it all in 3 days...

[Zoosh]

I smoke an 1/8th at the weekends only. Maybe every other weekend.
Off high-grade shit.
I like to get baked with buddies a whole lotta fun.
I dont want to smoke anymore than that.


Lying on the internet is pathetic lol.
Amen to that.

[Nausicaa]

I smoke about an 1/8 a week. Usually really good weed. I don't know why anyone would lie and say that they smoke more than they really do.

An 8 a week gets me really high about two nights, and pretty buzzed the other nights. Might go a day or two with no smoking.

Looking forward to a bowl of afghani tonight.

[angelwraith]

There is no point in smoking an ounce a week, your tolerence would go way way up and smoking would become useless, you have to conserve your shit in order to get anything out of it. I was smoking an ounce every two weeks when i was in college when i learned that, and I WAS SHARING WITH PEOPLE.
but you could smoke your bud like that i suppose but i think it would be wasteful. but thats just my :twocents:

[GratefulDead4ever]

angelwraith that pic is pretty tight i can get my smoke to look like that but not with a pipe o yeah back to the topic to the person who smokes a gram every two weeks if thats true props man an ounce would last forever but it also wouldnt be as fresh i smoke about a gram a day and i love to share with people cause true smokers will treat you good and the girls will too

[CheeseIsSoHigh]

i only smoke a half a week.. and thats only when i have money... but i end up smoking most of it with my homies... which im not complaining i dont really care its just the bud around here sucks so we end up smoking the whole half in one sitting between 3 people... which isnt so bad because they do the same when they have bud which is usually more often than me anyway

[OzzyOz]

i know alot of people who smoke an ounce of dank bud a week...

my friend on saturday smoked around 13 grams at a kickback, he smokes a bit more than an ounce of very good stuff a week


i smoke around 3 grams a week

[MetFan3125]

I've been smoking a shitload this summer. I burn through anywhere from a quarter to a half a week, of some pretty decent shit. I don't try and brag about it, cause its the only thing to do where I'm at. So, we smoke, and when we're not as high, we smoke more, and smoke all day. It's stupid as fuck, but we still do it, lol.

[orangeman]

i guess this is my med weed i grew

I hope you were just joking because this was a "lying" thread. If not, for all those that actually believe this jack...

http://boards.cannabis.com/showthread.php?t=32529

[MaryjaneAndHashley]

i smoke very randomly, when i have money, or when i feel like it. But most of the time i dont have money :( but like someone said (however, i cant remember who the fuck it was...) : when weed comes around, great, but if it doesn't, oh well...(it was almost that) what a great philosophy :thumbsup:

[Buddha Man]

most of these kids are lying. i admit i dont smoke a lot but when i do smoke i like to come to these meage boards to have a good time. not to brag about "the 5 ounces i smoked last night with snoop dogg at the MTV movie awards". dummies

[Justin.J]

I used to smoke A q A week but Iv'e cut down to about 3 grams.

[nowandtheworld]

eh, i smoke when i feel like it. prolly like an eigth or two every month. usually in the summer that goes to like like a 1/2 a month, or an eigth a week. but durring the school year, its weekends and breaks. i gotta keep my smarts.

[CBsDankNugs]

ounce of chronic a day every day.

[smitty420]

i smoke between 14-28 grams a week of funk

[Skrappie]

sykobabble I can tell that you are fucked in that picture. nice grow homie.