story,,,

[hipEstoner]

ok,, so ima start a new one,, everybody add a little part of the story when they post,, ok here it goes..

ONE day jim was walking down the street puffing on a fat joint when suddenly out of nowhere-

[PureEvil760]

an alien spacecraft crash lands a few yards away from him causing him to fall over from the shockwave

[rhino44]

he gets up and realizes his joints gone, its time for the alien scum to pay

[Funken Monken]

...so having licked the wrap of oil he kept in his wallet for emergencies, he pulled out his.....

[stanepoke]

shades, stuck them on, and strolled towards the rapidly disembarking alien hoards...

[BUZz UK]

"alright boy's?" he said cheerily, and pulled out his...

[hipEstoner]

bong and challenged them to a smoking contest while standing on one foot and-

[sykobabble]

busting a nut

[MVilleToker]

on the alien scums face

[BUZz UK]

the alien returned the gesture, thinking it was an Earth greeting...

[naluman]

this may be true ahhahaha
thats why they're breeding with us to start a alien hybrid race......

[sykobabble]

with jizz all over there face

[Satovan]

and cocks the size of giant squashes.

[sykobabble]

we throw our manhood over our shoulders and begin to

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

After all of the mess was cleaned up with super space towels, he lit and fat one and...

[sykobabble]

went to school to learn to read and rite and spell before

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

went to school to learn to read and rite and spell before
vicoius dogs ran rampart through london but....

[mellow mood]

but in fact he smoked some alien hybrid radioactive weed. if was so fucked up he...

[Lulu]

don't mind me, just in to turn the page, shhhhhhh ;)

[hipEstoner]

was able to fly. so he flew and flew and flew finally ending up in

[Kid Dynamite]

tibet

[mellow mood]

then he met the dalai lama which offered him a smoke with his new crop. so they...

[Anonymous]

got rly high and..

[mellow mood]

he realized it wasnt dalai lama that offered him a smoke but buddha. the alien weed made him returning in time. he was now...

[hipEstoner]

enlightened.."where should i go now" he said to himself as he..

[sykobabble]

the dali lama of aliens and pot so he ventured out into the new world and soon began to grow and teach sence he went to school way back when

[mellow mood]

he woke up in his class and just realized he dreamt all this shit. so...

[Lulu]

he woke up in his class and just realized he dreamt all this shit. so...
Awwwww mellow, wot a cope out!!!!!! edit it quick ;) ~lol~

[hipEstoner]

he proceded to roll a joint hiding it under his desk as he rolled it when suddenly..

[sykobabble]

it must of atleast been a wet dream after

[mellow mood]

when suddently he found in his pockets some of buddha's shit. he just couldnt beleive it so he invited sum friends to try the shit so they...

[sykobabble]

floated back to alien encounters and soon began to

[Atom Bong]

went back to his house after school and rolled a white owl and played some russian roulette when my...

[stanepoke]

Filled another pipe and considered the meaning of life...

[Kid Dynamite]

see all kinds of mad things. He swirled in a haze of colours, until he saw bob marley ride by on the back of a giant swan. He tossed him an eitgh of the stickiest shit ever and said...

[mellow mood]

can i ride your swan?

[sykobabble]

before i hit my face on the lawn and turn into

[Lulu]

can i ride your swan?
Who me? :p

[sykobabble]

now it is time to move along with that i say throw verces another way,story.gory.long.dont let em attack our brains as we

[PureEvil760]

he smoked and smoked and smoked with bob marley until there was none left, looking at his watch jim realized he was late for....

[Anonymous]

the 420 smoke out he was goin to have in his basement it was now 5 and he was sadly disapointed and then out of nowhere....

[bigdaddy420]

his transexual, cross dressing, alien hybrid goat, Ralph, came running through the living room with a bag of sticky bud in his mouth. Jim got up and

[420ultimatesmokage]

a giant time machine dropped down from the sky allowing him to have the 420 smoke out and so much more then...

[Darkneon420]

said "HOLY SHIT MANG THAT DOG HAS SOME BIG NUTZ!" not knowing it was just normal alien nutz actually concidering the specific alien his nutz were smaller than normal alien nutz. Too stoned to kno it was really an alien and not a dog the alien put....

[bigdaddy420]

some GHB into Jim's beer so he would pass out allowing the alien to take advantage of Jim. But the dog drank the beer then

[mellow mood]

the aliens profited of the dog's situation to rape him.

[sykobabble]

and along came the rocky horrer picture bitch dress wearing fagget mother fucking tim curry said let there be

[hipEstoner]

LIght,, and there was light,, and he looked at everything he had created in 7 days and said..

[Anonymous]

wow this looks like shit maybe ill add some bud to this planet and it will be better so he did and it looked alot better but then something happend

[PureEvil760]

All the people of the planet were treating weed badly..putting laws up against it and stuff..jim said to himself...

[sykobabble]

the future is uncertain,the end is always near

[OzzyOz]

" but medical marijuana is hear" said jim! while talking to his...

[sykobabble]

mind that portholes into a new dimention of the

[PureEvil760]

dog

[NoosaHeads]

35th Parralell universe a planet called SmokeyourownBongyabastard...

they could see there were feilds and feilds of Mutant Mullies That smoked Humans for a Buzz..
You could Hear Human Screams comming from deep in the Thick Budded Forest..
when all of a sudden.....

[sykobabble]

a giant bud approached and wipped out his bong and said pack it you

[NoosaHeads]

Earth Scum.

Drop your Left testie In the Bowl so we can smoke it....

[sykobabble]

and toke it and we wont dread it cuz we need it to

[BUZz UK]

powera a a sdmmdoef fmvomh regmog fgo,ogegm
(roughly translated to: get highh)

[PureEvil760]

so jim proceded to climb into the gargantuan bowl peice and he was burned to ashes by the jiant buds

[mellow mood]

finally a big giant called jimmy came out of nowhere an finished the huge bowl, wich Jim was actually in it. So...

[PureEvil760]

Jim was like "i feel like im in honey i blew up the baby" and jumped out onto....

[hempilation311]

the giant pulled the ashes through and coughed so hard, martha stewart was hocked up like a loogy and flung into a maximum security prison