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turborunner03t
05-18-2005, 10:30 PM
So there is a kid who goes to my school. He had a geo metro(the worst car known to man) that he totaled by hitting a telephone pole. Well 4 months later he is driving in an 04 chevey cavaler. He is driving home from school one day with 2 girls in the car when he decides he wants to scare them. So he turns the car off and pulls the key out of the ignition. At this point there is obviously a loss of power steering and he is not surprized. He is dangling his keys out the window thinking he is being funny when the steering wheel clicks. UH OH :uhh: ! he forgot that when you take the keys out of the ignition the steering wheel locks in place. Now he cannot steer the car as it coasts into oncomming traffic :eek: ! Then as you guessed it BOOM head on into a civic with a mom and her little boy inside. The mom has broken ribs and possibly a collapsed lung as she must be taken away on oxygen in a streacher, the little boy crying.
Syrus
05-18-2005, 10:32 PM
Slap that guy for me, then slap him again
hardon
05-18-2005, 10:42 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......wow....holy shit...lol..i feel bad for the mom and the 2 chicks, but holy shit come one thats funny. imagine the pure terror that kid felt when he realized his steering wheel just locked and hes going into oncoming traffic, and there not a damned thing he can do. he better be glad no one died, cuz then hed be for real fucked.
Sensi Super Skunk
05-18-2005, 11:05 PM
imagine the pure terror that kid felt when he realized his steering wheel just locked and hes going into oncoming traffic, and there not a damned thing he can do.
Lmao.

My wishes go out for the mom.
NoosaHeads
05-18-2005, 11:08 PM
Thats Fucked..

the show off should do some serious Jail time.
Anonymous
05-18-2005, 11:09 PM
what a fuckin idiot
TheLion
05-18-2005, 11:57 PM
what a fuckin idiot
You said it man...
ezjim
05-19-2005, 12:57 AM
kids that dumb should not be allowed out of the house
mellow mood
05-19-2005, 01:09 AM
thats the kind of guy that he thinks hes cool coz he got a car, ROFL


what a dumbass
GHoSToKeR
05-19-2005, 01:19 AM
what a prick
EverydayJunglist
05-19-2005, 02:25 AM
thats the kind of guy that he thinks hes cool coz he got a car, ROFL


what a dumbass
cool...driving a cavalier...come on,he knows hes a bitch.
Juggalotus17
05-19-2005, 02:33 AM
That moron shouldn't be allowed to drive ever again. And the mother deserves to get a louie-ville and collapse his fucking lung. I FUCKING HATE PEOPLE.
NextGen
05-19-2005, 02:42 AM
where is this idiot./ what city
Satovan
05-19-2005, 03:49 AM
They brakes should still work! What a jackass.
Smokin2
05-19-2005, 03:55 AM
They brakes should still work! What a jackass.

That what I was about to say, HELLO did he not know how to use the frickin break? Geez, what an idiot. That poor mother, and child too. I hope they revoke his license, and he pays for his stupidity. If he was my kid, never mind that, I wouldn't have bought my kid a new car after he wrapped the first one around a telephone pole, therefore he couldn't have screwed up again.