Bad Head

[Sentinel]

Anybody ever received a bad blowjob? Like your just waiting for it to end and your so bored...

[DonnieDarko]

getting "gnawed upon" is the worst. The chick thinks she's doing a good job, meanwhile she's chewing you up like a blender.

[Hektik]

Hmmm i don't think i've ever had a bad blow job. Only good and better

[mellow mood]

never had any :( lol

[spliffstar22]

I hate it when the girl doesn't even suck, she's just moving my dick all around her mouth, not even sucking, can't even buss for a fuckin hour, and then your legs get tired lol I love just gettin the 20-30 minute good blowjobs, where the girl is just concentratin on suckin away at your dick lol

[DonnieDarko]

can't blame the girlz, they're tryin their best. It's not like they can take classes. Damn, there ain't no way I'd put a nasty dick in my mouth lol ....

[TheLion]

can't blame the girlz, they're tryin their best. It's not like they can take classes. Damn, there ain't no way I'd put a nasty dick in my mouth lol ....
Lol, well, they actually can take classes, I saw it on "Real Sex"

[wannagethigh]

yes i've had a bad blow job. THis girl was sucking me off and choked on my dick and proceeded to throw up. Possibly the most disgusting turnoff ever. Needless to say i ended up with blue ballz.

[mellow mood]

LOL

[Sentinel]

hahaha funny shit

[Maui Wowie]

ROFL

[Cheery Cherry]

never had any :( lol

You're kidding, right?

Well, girls have to get their practice somehow...if you don't like how she is doing it, tell her exactly how you like it!

[wannagethigh]

You're kidding, right?

Well, girls have to get their practice somehow...if you don't like how she is doing it, tell her exactly how you like it!

ya thats exactly what i'm gonna do next time. Right in the middle i'll just be like "deepthroat that thing bitch." I'm sure it will work real well. Thats why i keeps my thoughts to myself and am just trying to be thankful for what is given to me.

[OreO]

haha ya tell em wat to do...thats what i do, but nicelylol

[McCauley Caulkin]

McCauley Caulkin hates it when girls give head only because they want McCauley Caulkin to eat them out in return, so they do it half assed

MC "hello female groupie, give McCauley Caulkin head"

...........15 seconds later

Female Groupie "OK now your turn"

..............after

McCauley Caulkin feels used

[XTC]

Maybe because McCaully sucks at eating a woman out.

[McCauley Caulkin]

McCauley Caulkin laughs at your ridiculous accusations

McCauley Caulkin is a seasoned explorer of the southern terrain known as the vagina and clitoris.
Though McCauley Caulkin does not need exceptional oral skills to attract women, McCauley Caulkin's incredible good looks and irresistable charm is enough to make panties drop all over the world.

[XTC]

McCauley, You have changed my view of you. Man you make me laugh at all your posts. You're funny. You are quit charming to say the least! Kudos to McCauley Caulkin!

[Lulu]

seasoned explorer of the southern terrain

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMAO!!!

OK, now I swear I'm going.....
Work!!! it's a bastard, init :p

[Cheery Cherry]

ya thats exactly what i'm gonna do next time. Right in the middle i'll just be like "deepthroat that thing bitch." I'm sure it will work real well. Thats why i keeps my thoughts to myself and am just trying to be thankful for what is given to me.

Well, there's your problem, you don't know how to speak to a woman. If you want to settle...then settle, but if you want better, communicate!

[jakenthegentiles]

ya man she was dooin so good and then her teeth were grinding my dick so i had her stop an dgive me a hand job and she cut my fucken dick open with her school ring i stillhave the scar

[DonnieDarko]

The best way for gals to get the oral techniques down is watching porn. A good woman wants to be a porn star for her man.

[Poppy Razzi]

You guys don't make it easy on us girls some times. I've happily gone down on guys many of times, and absolutely loved it. I have gagged and scraped a few times...but it wasn't my fucking fault, it was his. Jamming it down further and thrusting while grabbing our ears is not cool (well sometimes). I know guys get a bit excited, but learn to chill, for your own safety...LOL.

Oh and please make sure the balls are washed and there is no chesse under the hood.
Smelly balls means a half-assed blowjob for you!

[Cheery Cherry]

=Poppy Oh and please make sure the balls are washed and there is no chesse under the hood.
Smelly balls means a half-assed blowjob for you!

:D So true!

[somebody someone]

McCauley Caulkin laughs at your ridiculous accusations



soz im late, but this guy rocks

[Creeper]

I was gettin my first blow job ever, and after the first 5 secs I was like fuck that shit cause she was dragging her teeth, and Im not a pussy but I think im a little too sensitive when it comes to teeth on my dick.

[Kid Dynamite]

damn right man. Just tell her to take it easy on the teeth. Jesus, i know for sure that a chick wouldnt like it if you started biting her down there...so we shouldnt get the same treatment.

[DonnieDarko]

Thanks for the advice gals .... I just washed my balls real good, and this is BJ week .... so I'm ready for a good one tonite ....

[Juggalotus]

Donnie Darko is an excellent movie by the way.

as for bad head...oh yeah ive had my fair share... 3 different girls atleast twice each, god it was awful. anyways...one chick finally figured out she didnt have gag reflexes, so that was sweet afterwards...but anyways! Dont be afraid to talk to her, i mean, she cant really talk back...if she does slap her. :p , but just say...do this or do that...it aint hard...i mean she obviously wanted to do it or ur dick wouldnt be in her mouth...same with eating box.

[Cheery Cherry]

Dont be afraid to talk to her, i mean, she cant really talk back...if she does slap her. :p

LOL :rolleyes:

[slipknotpsycho]

The best way for gals to get the oral techniques down is watching porn. A good woman wants to be a porn star for her man.
my wife is obsessed with porn everytime we go to thisone friends she asks the same question "so got any new porn" ....and he's always got like 20 new mags....she's also seen pretty much all winmx has to offer....and i can say that you theory holds true if you know what i'm saying

[monstermunchies]

i had a head outside, in the cold and she was chewing me raw

[ZigZagZeppelin]

my livein gf gives shitty head, tbh.
about the only lousy head I've had really.

if & when I cheat on her it will be for an excellent blowjob.

[professer evil]

the only bad head ive had is the odd time when the girls dont keep going and stop before you come,sumtimes making excuses like my throat hurts or i dont like the taste of cum or my lips are chapped

girls theres no point startin a job if your not goin to finish it,
no bloke likes havin to finish himself off in the loo

[mlleyeuxbleus]

Yeppers, you've gotta communicate, but nicely. If you piss her off, she'll just get sulky. Maybe something like, "I love it when you down on me, & I'd like to see if we could try this..." And do make sure you're quite clean, for goodness' sake.

But guys, it works both ways... the pusspuss is *not* beef jerky, ya know! Unless your lady specifically asks for it, don't nibble on it please. Teeth don't feel any better to us than they do for you. I've nearly kicked several guys in the head for that; it took a great deal of restraint to be diplomatic, lol.

[daZenfmeister]

god my girl is an idiot ive never gotten head from her cause shes lazy as fuck and when she tries to gimme a handjob she fucking tries to rip it off, and she go sooo slow its like tick.......tock..........tick..........tock when it needs to be tictictictictic

[mlleyeuxbleus]

That's so harsh... no wonder she's not into it, lol. Maybe try letting her know what you prefer? As all-knowingly wise as we ladies are, we aren't actually psychic. :)

[ZigZagZeppelin]

That's so harsh... no wonder she's not into it, lol. Maybe try letting her know what you prefer? As all-knowingly wise as we ladies are, we aren't actually psychic. :)


It doesn't take a psychic, a mind reader or even a half wit to figure out what (we) men want.

To have a woman tantalizing us to the point of our exploding, and her finishing it all without a whimper or a burp.
;)

[Not Enough Herb]

teeth hurt. my gf doesnt open her mouth wide enough sometimes and theres usually some scrapage :(

but hell if she really sucks just do it urself, no one can give u a good enough blowjob like u could give urself.

later

[BalliN]

ive had a bitch chin my balls really hard once

[Zero Revolt]

Half of you are full of shit.

[MaDd]

ive gotton my fair share of bad head
oooo man i have

[infamousg8845]

iv had my share of bad blowjobs to but i also had my share of good ones.... My worst was gettin head from some girl with braces.. She was ultimatly hot but scraped the shit out of my dick... Im to sensitive for scraping.. So i looked at my watch and made up some excuse to leve...... I also dont like wen grls just lick your head and do nuttin else.. Or once i got this grl that i turned to a freak and it was her first time givin hed and the bitch just put her mouth to the end of my head and up agen and that was the head basically for 10 minutes until i decided to ask her to stop lol...