Favorite Movie Quotes?

[McCauley Caulkin]

McCauley Caulkin likes the following (besides my own of course):

Anchorman "I'm Ron Burgundy?"

American Pie "One time at band camp...."

Half Baked "Yea! I'm somebody's bitch!!!!"



Discuss.........

[GTC21]

"Some day a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the streets"

----Travis Bickle, Taxi Driver.

[KellisJ2003]

"Take Me to Jail! Lock me Up! Throw away the Key! I ain't afraid to fuck some guy his ass!"- Don't be a Menace to South Central while Drinking Your Juice in the Hood.

[fuzzyblue]

" i said goddamn" - pulp fiction

[Kramerica]

How about another Pulp Fiction one...

"...and you will know my name is the Lord (!) when I lay my vengeance upon thee!"

[Sensi Super Skunk]

Pulp Fiction

Jules: Normally, both of you would be dead as fucking fried chicken by now, but since I'm in a
transitional period, I don't want to kill either one of your asses.

[Sensi Super Skunk]

Another one

Brett: What?
Jules: [pointing his gun] Say "what" again. SAY "WHAT" AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say "what" one more goddamn time!
Brett: He's b-b-black...
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald...
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Brett: NO!
Jules: Then why you trying to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't!
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

"Oh god, Did you eat all this acid?"
"Thats right, lucy!"

Fear and loathing :D

[Sensi Super Skunk]

I'm a damn Pulp head...

Vincent: I've got a threshold, Jules, I've got a threshold for the abuse that I'll take and right now I'm a
racecar, man, and you got me in the red. I'm just saying, I'm just SAYING it's fucking dangerous to have a racecar in the fucking red, that's all. I might blow.
Jules: Oh, you ready to blow? Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-laying motherfucker, motherfucker! Everytime my fingers touch brain I'm Superfly TNT, I'm the Guns of the Navarone. IN FACT, what the fuck am I doing in the back? You the motherfucker should be on brain detail! We fucking switching, I'm washing the windows and you picking up this nigger's skull!

[canna boy420]

you have smoked your self retarted, Half Baked. Tht movie funkin rocks, "all i wanna know is whos comin with me man, whoos comin man" Peace

[DonnieDarko]

More Pulp ....

Which one is your wallet ???
It's the one that says BAD MOTHER FUCKER.

[makor01]

"Keep firing ASSHOLES"

[Etrain]

lmao...I love pulp fiction.

[stonefly]

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"Do you smell that?"
"What?"
"Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning."

"That smell! You know, that gasoline smell. The whole hill. Smell's like... victory."

[Hektik]

"this hit of crack goes out to all those times i wish i had a hit of crack"- Bling Bling, Bumfights.

"I KICK ASS FOR THE LORD!"- Deadalive

[stonefly]

"So I jump ship in Hong Kong, and I make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper in a course over there in the Himalayas."
"A looper?"
"Looper. You know, a caddy, looper. A jock. So I tell 'em I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama himself, the twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace... fog... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with 'im, I give 'im the driver. He hauls off and whacks one. Big hitter, the Lama. Long. Into a ten thousand foot crevice right at the base of this glacier. You know what the Lama says?"
"No."
"Gunga-galunga... gunga... gunga-dagunga. So we finish eighteen, and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey! How 'bout a little somethin', you know, for the effort, you know?' And he says, 'Oh, there won't be any money. But when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that goin' for me... which is nice."

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[Goodman3eb]

"So what Jefferson was saying was, 'Hey! You know, we left this England place because it was bogus. So if we don't get some cool rules ourselves, pronto, we'll just be bogus too.' Yeah?"
-Jeff Spicoli, "Fast Times at Ridgemont High"

[OzzyOz]

"Some day a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the streets"

----Travis Bickle, Taxi Driver.



great quote


also from brain damage by pink floyd " you lock the door, and throw away the key... theres someone in my head, and it's not me "

[SmokeyPotter]

...I'm not gonna do what everyone thinks I'm gonna do and.... FFFRREEEAAAK OUT!!!

[4252]

From 2001;

Hal.....Hal.....

42

[Durden]

You are not your fucking kakis

[McCauley Caulkin]

Goodfellas:
"But, I'm funny how? Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? tell me what the FUCK is so funny about me!!??"

[Etrain]

Oh god, goodfellas = classic.

[Lightitup44]

Yeah got to add this one in for Goodfellas:

"Take me to jail."

-peace

[mellow mood]

fuck, theres bats flying all around us!!!!!

-fear and loathing at las vegas

[Etrain]

^^Haha, "We can't stop here, this is bat country!"

[PureEvil760]

"SHES A WITCH!"
''SHE TURNED ME INTO A NEWT!!"
"a newt?"
"well..I got better"
-Monty Python and the Holy Grail

[Hydrizzle]

"If it bleeds, we can kill it"

Alien

"It's a hell of a thing, killing a man... you take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have..."

The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

[ScarlettCrush]

Victims....aren't we all?- the crow

who's to say that love needs to be soft and gentle? - the secretary

[smokey]

smoke dog baby, remember that shit, i been smoking since i was 2

and my signature is another fave of mine

[XTC]

A Bronx Tale

After a Hell's Angels members pours beer all over the bartender

Sonny (Mafia leader): Alright, that wasn't very nice, Now Yous got to leave
Hell's Angels Member: I tell you when we fucking leave you Whop
Sonny(Sonny goes to Bar door and Locks it): Alright, Now yous can't leave

...the movie then proceeds in the Mob kicking the living shit out of the Hell's Angels.

[McCauley Caulkin]

smoke dog baby, remember that shit, i been smoking since i was 2

and my signature is another fave of mine
McCauley Caulkin is pleased by Friday, many funny quotes

"Stealin boxes? What you stealin boxes for? You tryin to build a clubhouse?" - Smokey

"C'mon Craig, stimulate your mind Craig." - Craig mimicking Smokey

[TheLion]

You are not your fucking kakis
That's gotta be my favorite.

[carmzilla]

"You can turn your back on a person, but, never turn your back on a drug." ~ Raoul Duke, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

"You're entering a world of pain." ~ Walter, The Big Lebowski

"Inconceivable!" ~ Vizzini, The Princess Bride

[Loz]

From Friday

'Its Friday! You aint got no job you aint got shit to do!'

[Sensi Super Skunk]

One of favorite Friday quotes.

"C'mon Craig, stimulate your mind Craig." - Craig mimicking Smokey

[Sensi Super Skunk]

Smokey - You got knocked thhhheee, FUUCK OUT!!!

[unmeg]

"all i did was cross an imaginary line with some plants" Johnny Depp BLOW

[SmokinThaHaze]

Pulp Fiction once again

Jimmie: I can't believe this is the same car!
Winston Wolf: Well, let's not start sucking each others dicks just yet.

The Wolf: That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten.

[Sensi Super Skunk]

Pulp Fiction...

Yolanda: You don't hurt him!
Jules: Nobody's gonna hurt anybody. We're gonna be like three little Fonzies here. And what's Fonzie like? Come on Yolanda what's Fonzie like?!
Yolanda: Cool?
Jules: What?
Yolanda: He's cool.
Jules: Correctamundo! And that's what we're gonna be. We're gonna be cool. Now Ringo, I'm gonna count to three, and when I count three, you let go of your gun, and sit your ass down. But when you do it, you do it cool. Ready? One...two...three.
[Ringo sits down opposite Jules]
Yolanda: Alright, now you let him go.
Jules: Yolanda, I thought you said you were gonna be cool. Now when you yell at me, it makes me nervous. And when I get nervous, I get scared. And when motherfuckers get scared, that's when motherfuckers accidentally get shot.
Yolanda: You just know, you touch him, you die.
Jules: Well, that seems to be the situation. But I don't want that. And you don't want that. And Ringo here *definitely* doesn't want that.

[Sensi Super Skunk]

Pulp Fiction, yet again...

Jules: Whoa... whoa... whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage
ain't even the same fuckin' thing.
Vincent: Not the same thing, the same ballpark.
Jules: It ain't no ballpark either. Look maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his lady's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holyiest of holies, ain't the same ballpark, ain't the same league, ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Foot massages don't mean shit.
Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage?
Jules: Don't be tellin' me about foot massages - I'm the foot fuckin' master.
Vincent: Given a lot of 'em?
Jules: Shit yeah. I got my technique down man, I don't tickle or nothin'.
Vincent: Have you ever given a guy a foot massage?
Jules: Fuck you.
Vincent: How many?
Jules: Fuck you.
Vincent: Would you give me a foot massage? I'm kinda tired.
Jules: Man, you best back off, I'm gittin' pissed.

[Sensi Super Skunk]

Pulp Fiction...again...

[Jules shoots the guy on the couch during Brett's interrogation]
Jules: Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?

Marsellus: No one needs to know about this except you, me and Mr. Soon-to-be-living-the-rest-of-
his-short-ass-life-in-agonizing-pain-rapist here.

Vincent: That's a pretty fucking good milkshake. I don't know if it's worth five dollars but it's pretty fucking good.

Marsellus: I'm prepared to scour the the Earth for that motherfucker. If Butch goes to Indochina, I
want a nigger waiting in a bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his ass.
Esmeralda: What is your name?
Butch: Butch.
Esmeralda: What does it mean?
Butch: I'm American, honey. Our names don't mean shit.

[Etrain]

lmao sensi...I love pulp fiction.

[Sensi Super Skunk]

Butch: I think I have a broken rib.
Fabienne: From giving me oral pleasure?

Fabienne: Whose motorcycle is this?
Butch: It's a chopper, baby.
Fabienne: Whose chopper is this?
Butch: It's Zed's.
Fabienne: Who's Zed?
Butch: Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.

Esmeralda: What is your name?
Butch: Butch.
Esmeralda: What does it mean?
Butch: I'm American, honey. Our names don't mean shit.

Lance: Are you calling me on a cell phone? I don't know you. Prank caller, prank caller!

[Sensi Super Skunk]

lmao sensi...I love pulp fiction.
Hell yeah. I think it was designed to be a comedy. I always lmao through out the movie.

[marsboy]

"this hit of crack goes out to all those times i wish i had a hit of crack"- Bling Bling, Bumfights.

"I KICK ASS FOR THE LORD!"- Deadalive
I actually know Rufus from Bumfights, is that not a trip. He is sober and working now.

[PotSm0key]

Rocky - ADRIAN!!!!

Rocky - That's a great place for a radio.

[PotSm0key]

Come on, any Rocky fans out there?

[Hektik]

I actually know Rufus from Bumfights, is that not a trip. He is sober and working now.
Kick ass. Rufus is a pimp :cool:

[LOVElife]

From Football Factory:

BILLY BRIGHT"See you, you cunt, ill cut you first",
another
TOMMY JOHNSON AFTER GETTIN A KNIFE IN HIS FACE BY LAST NITES SHAGS BROTHER.
" Jesus i was expecting cornflakes and a quick wank, instead a get some geezer in a stone island jumper and a blade in my face"

Also my signature

[Funken Monken]

Withnail & I
"Dont be stupid Withnail, 'course he's the fucking farmer!!!!"

Big Lebowski
"You think the carpet pissers did this?"

[Hydrocolo]

"may the force be with you.."

- star wars

[richieguy69]

"So what Jefferson was saying was, 'Hey! You know, we left this England place because it was bogus. So if we don't get some cool rules ourselves, pronto, we'll just be bogus too.' Yeah?"
-Jeff Spicoli, "Fast Times at Ridgemont High"

lol Fast Times at Ridgemont High is the shit.

From Dazed and Confused: "Let's go...smoke a joint. On the fiftyfucking-yard line man in honor of your buddy Coach Conrad."

Anchorman: "I believe diversity is an old wooden ship used during the Civil War."

[florida boy 3]

" what we got hear is a failure to communicate " cool hand luke