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Greensworth
05-15-2005, 07:40 PM
http://www.mae.cornell.edu/ccsl/research/selfrep/index.htm



This fucking thing knows how to reproduce it's self. Fucking crazy. Absolutly crazy. If they make those damn walking robots any smatter, they will start fighting back when we try to turn them off. They are obviously stronger then us.
They know that. It's a fucking catastrophie! Eventually, things will get outta hand. Be carefull always carry a bucket of water around with you and a small but effective hand gun. If you are encoutered by one such Pro life robots hell bent on killing all humans. Shoot it in the chest or head. If that step didn't stop the robot, pour bucket of water into the wound on the robot. if problems persit. Repeat step's 1-2 until a thick black smoke pours out of the wound or it developes a critical leak in it's coolant or oil tanks. Be careful. Oh and reproduce as much a possible. Me must pull through this crisis. LET'S DO IT!

Etrain
05-15-2005, 07:46 PM
Holy shit.

Greensworth
05-15-2005, 07:57 PM
http://www.mae.cornell.edu/ccsl/index.html



These mad men are creating fucking crazy robots.








The above post isn't actually me going crazy, it's suppose to be funny. I hope you all got that.

kyle
05-15-2005, 08:25 PM
Thassum fuckyupshat yo.

Dick Justice
05-15-2005, 08:34 PM
Good god... it's the ablockalypse.

Reefer Rogue
05-15-2005, 09:36 PM
-Explodes-

StarcommanderX
05-15-2005, 09:53 PM
-Explodes-

all over my face.

Kramerica
05-15-2005, 09:54 PM
I always knew the robots were going to take over.
I wasnt going to even bother resisting.

djaio
05-15-2005, 10:50 PM
"we dont know who struck first, us or them. but what we do know is that it was us who scorched the sky..."

*shots of self-replicating blocks detroying NYC*

GHoSToKeR
05-15-2005, 11:55 PM
After looking around that site for a while I found this in the FAQ:

"In the Golem project we produced a system that automatically designed and automatically fabricated robots, using artificial evolution and 3D-printing. But those robots were themselves not able to self-reproduce. In this project, the robots are able to self-reproduce, but they were manually designed and fabricated. In the future, we would like to combine these two traits in a single system"

Now THAT is scarey

GHoSToKeR
05-15-2005, 11:57 PM
http://www.kurzweilai.net/meme/frame.html?main=/articles/art0358.html?