EreaneVox
11-23-2013, 05:44 PM
Hey everyone, new here.
After looking at various posts on here and not finding what I need� A little background story so you guys understand the ground that I'm standing on. I'm a visual artist currently in my last semesters to graduate in a prestigious university in my country. My university uses random drug screens (EMIT/dipstick tests) after randomly selecting you for a drug screen. I happened to have the misfortune to get one of these random drug screens a year ago and obviously came out positive for THC metabolites. I was a weekend toker, and sometimes on weekdays too if the day was stressful enough to want to light a J and relax. I have a pretty good grade average, a part-time designing job, a significant other, and many extracurricular activities, so you could say I'm a pretty productive person. So the hunting season began and I got caught on one of these random drug tests, freaked out and tried to dilute the sample with toilet water� It didn't work, of course (I have to admit, consuming cannabis in this day and age requires for the smoker to be very aware of what's going on and all of the information available is there to use for ones' benefit). I got suspended and, if I wanted to go back to school I had to get a job, go see a shrink who specializes in drug addictions and attend community service in any kind of drug rehab clinic or facility, and when and if I collected all of the requirements my university asked from me, I would still be catalogued as a cannabis smoker and would be subject to random drug screen tests. I cleaned my act up and got all of the requirements and returned to school.
Now, my problem is this, a semester later I went to South Korea as an exchange student with my university and then jumped over to Morocco, where my significant other lives. In Morocco I started to smoke high grade hashish on a daily basis (4 to 8 joints in one day!� good times! :rasta: ). When I came back to my home country I scored 3 kilos of mid-grade Redhead and smoked my way through this semester� until now. I've been called in to the office with some anticipation time for one of these EMIT/dipstick tests� and well, I've decided to join the Sub-Club, my S.O. has already made a sort of Whizzinator device for me (we've tested it and it works like a charm) and now I'm in need of a piss donor� I need some help choosing one, and this is where you guys come in, so here are my options:
A female friend who flirted with MaryJane for the first time between 3 weeks and a month ago. Has never smoked MJ or done any other drug. EVER. Just that first joint.
A male gay friend who has an eating disorder and has never consumed drugs except for dieting pills (no idea which ones, but knowing my friend they're most likely some herbal-natural bullshit concoction).
The 4 year old daughter of a very good friend of mine. (This one is a bit hard to get, as she lives out of town, but if push comes to shove, I'll go get her piss if I need it).
My grandmother who takes natural home remedies for arthritis and knee joint pain medication. Perscribed. This option is the last resort.
My S.O. can�t be my donor because he smokes too. My mom can't be my donor because she smokes MJ medically as part of a pain-management program. Most of my acquaintances smoke as well.
I'm inclined to chose between my female friend and my male gay friend. Which one would you choose? If you've only toked once and the first time that one joint (my female friend), how long would it take for the THC metabolites to disappear from her system?
Thank you to anyone who reads my wordy post. Serious advice will be very appreciated.
Toke well my friends, and protect yourselves with information. :jointsmile:
After looking at various posts on here and not finding what I need� A little background story so you guys understand the ground that I'm standing on. I'm a visual artist currently in my last semesters to graduate in a prestigious university in my country. My university uses random drug screens (EMIT/dipstick tests) after randomly selecting you for a drug screen. I happened to have the misfortune to get one of these random drug screens a year ago and obviously came out positive for THC metabolites. I was a weekend toker, and sometimes on weekdays too if the day was stressful enough to want to light a J and relax. I have a pretty good grade average, a part-time designing job, a significant other, and many extracurricular activities, so you could say I'm a pretty productive person. So the hunting season began and I got caught on one of these random drug tests, freaked out and tried to dilute the sample with toilet water� It didn't work, of course (I have to admit, consuming cannabis in this day and age requires for the smoker to be very aware of what's going on and all of the information available is there to use for ones' benefit). I got suspended and, if I wanted to go back to school I had to get a job, go see a shrink who specializes in drug addictions and attend community service in any kind of drug rehab clinic or facility, and when and if I collected all of the requirements my university asked from me, I would still be catalogued as a cannabis smoker and would be subject to random drug screen tests. I cleaned my act up and got all of the requirements and returned to school.
Now, my problem is this, a semester later I went to South Korea as an exchange student with my university and then jumped over to Morocco, where my significant other lives. In Morocco I started to smoke high grade hashish on a daily basis (4 to 8 joints in one day!� good times! :rasta: ). When I came back to my home country I scored 3 kilos of mid-grade Redhead and smoked my way through this semester� until now. I've been called in to the office with some anticipation time for one of these EMIT/dipstick tests� and well, I've decided to join the Sub-Club, my S.O. has already made a sort of Whizzinator device for me (we've tested it and it works like a charm) and now I'm in need of a piss donor� I need some help choosing one, and this is where you guys come in, so here are my options:
A female friend who flirted with MaryJane for the first time between 3 weeks and a month ago. Has never smoked MJ or done any other drug. EVER. Just that first joint.
A male gay friend who has an eating disorder and has never consumed drugs except for dieting pills (no idea which ones, but knowing my friend they're most likely some herbal-natural bullshit concoction).
The 4 year old daughter of a very good friend of mine. (This one is a bit hard to get, as she lives out of town, but if push comes to shove, I'll go get her piss if I need it).
My grandmother who takes natural home remedies for arthritis and knee joint pain medication. Perscribed. This option is the last resort.
My S.O. can�t be my donor because he smokes too. My mom can't be my donor because she smokes MJ medically as part of a pain-management program. Most of my acquaintances smoke as well.
I'm inclined to chose between my female friend and my male gay friend. Which one would you choose? If you've only toked once and the first time that one joint (my female friend), how long would it take for the THC metabolites to disappear from her system?
Thank you to anyone who reads my wordy post. Serious advice will be very appreciated.
Toke well my friends, and protect yourselves with information. :jointsmile: